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Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Slurpee on January 14, 2014, 12:43:30 PM
do this for me and I shall make thee kings
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on January 14, 2014, 01:53:12 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FHKfHYXvFevs%2Fhqdefault.jpg&hash=a62acea18b6c58501da4076cd9cdb1e8636f7e35)
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 14, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
And I thought I looked at weird porn
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: AnkhClock on January 14, 2014, 04:11:45 PM
Quote from: AbbaZabaClock;1966180

so thats why abbazabba is the king
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Slurpee on January 14, 2014, 11:46:20 PM
Quote from: AbbaZabaClock;1966180

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Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Slurpee on January 14, 2014, 11:47:17 PM
thanks for finding that but for some reason it never occurred to me that it would probably end up a furry?
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: AnkhClock on January 15, 2014, 12:51:32 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1966202thanks for finding that but for some reason it never occurred to me that it would probably end up a furry?

what did you expect?
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 15, 2014, 02:06:35 AM
Dogtaur (http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Taur), of course
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: AbbaZabaClock on January 15, 2014, 02:40:48 AM
Rofl im not into this shit, I just googled it. There was nothing but furfag shit on there though.


I live to serve meng.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: miracle fruit on January 15, 2014, 03:13:34 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1966208Dogtaur, of course

i think ive seen enough
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Slurpee on January 15, 2014, 03:18:15 AM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1966205what did you expect?

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1966208Dogtaur, of course

no, like a dog
jesus christ

you know what a dog looks like?

like that, instead of the human top of a centaur.

and then instead of the horse half it's also a dog
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 15, 2014, 04:26:16 AM
make I a are would of it the part human weight the thoughtless fall and
 
      over  you   think just god cruel
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: miracle fruit on January 15, 2014, 04:30:22 AM
wot
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: PhantomCatClock on January 15, 2014, 04:31:27 AM
Fair cop
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: BilliardBall10 on January 15, 2014, 08:05:09 PM
i wield the answer.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimagizer.imageshack.us%2Fv2%2F800x600q90%2F543%2Fvuli.jpg&hash=79ae16fdc28ea26424ffaa014e17a76210d27b21)

draw me. sir
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: AnkhClock on January 15, 2014, 09:17:17 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966248i wield the answer.



draw me. sir

this is probably the closest to whatever slurpee seems to think he expected.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Slurpee on January 15, 2014, 09:50:33 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966248i wield the answer.



draw me. sir

this is the closest thing so far
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Slurpee on January 15, 2014, 09:51:11 PM
okay, you know how a dog looks when it walks on its hind legs? That's the top half

And then
The other half
Is a dog
As well
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Slurpee on January 15, 2014, 09:51:44 PM
It should have six limbs
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 16, 2014, 12:03:55 AM
I imagined a great dane body with a little corgi coming out of the neck with its paws held up like it was standing on it's hind legs.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: RenegadeClock on January 16, 2014, 01:20:10 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frenegadeclock.com%2Fimidgets%2Fjaketaur.jpg&hash=942ee89a949af5c4a81afd1077283f701c8cc71e)
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: BilliardBall10 on January 18, 2014, 12:55:19 PM
epic.

also, renegade, draw me plz.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Lump Clock on January 19, 2014, 05:32:43 AM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966319epic.

also, renegade, draw me plz.

Dangit BB you scared away another one.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: BilliardBall10 on January 20, 2014, 06:08:02 AM
Quote from: Lump Clock;1966340Dangit BB you scared away another one.

im THAT good.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: BilliardBall10 on January 20, 2014, 10:20:14 AM
i present you, the centaur dog:
with six legs, and everything, also the feet look like hooves kinda, wtf i was drunk, and i did it 2 days ago.
here

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.com%2Fa%2Fimg839%2F9087%2Fkknb.png&hash=83c9b21764e369d0f24b8a55971d891830243d42)
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: AstronautClock on January 20, 2014, 11:21:29 AM
amazing
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: pop-tart on January 20, 2014, 12:30:48 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fkqk1bc%2Fdogdog.png&hash=cbd040beebeb0b988723561e1a756ce25a7eef9c)
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: RenegadeClock on January 22, 2014, 03:55:17 AM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966319epic.

also, renegade, draw me plz.

How about I make you a 3D?

Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: PolyhedronClock on January 22, 2014, 04:07:51 AM
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1966436How about I make you a 3D?


whoa that's rad.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: miracle fruit on January 22, 2014, 01:20:05 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966385

haha
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: RenegadeClock on January 22, 2014, 02:41:34 PM
Not as good as BB10's but whatever.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frenegadeclock.com%2Fimidgets%2Fdogtaur900.jpg&hash=ce367751977109ae09afb4d143085cb710fe0fde)
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: miracle fruit on January 22, 2014, 03:08:07 PM
lmfao
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 22, 2014, 03:16:24 PM
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1966449Not as good as BB10's but whatever.

Someone pitch this to nicktoons for their next throwaway cgi show.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: BilliardBall10 on January 22, 2014, 04:47:31 PM
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1966436How about I make you a 3D?


epic! thank you so much!

it is great.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: AstronautClock on January 22, 2014, 05:21:00 PM
damn renegade stepping it up
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Slurpee on January 23, 2014, 05:41:01 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966385i present you, the centaur dog:
with six legs, and everything, also the feet look like hooves kinda, wtf i was drunk, and i did it 2 days ago.
here

Quote from: RenegadeClock;1966449Not as good as BB10's but whatever.


 
[SWF=height=400 width=550]http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/youlightupmylife.swf[/SWF]
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: pop-tart on January 23, 2014, 05:46:17 PM
LMFAO

good show
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: RenegadeClock on January 23, 2014, 06:17:20 PM
Bravo! Bravo! :golfclap:
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: Lump Clock on January 24, 2014, 02:02:07 AM
Truly a work to be remembered. 5'd
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: VCRClock on January 24, 2014, 11:27:20 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1966536youlightupmylife.swf

That song has been waiting all its life to be sung by you.
Title: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: BilliardBall10 on January 25, 2014, 12:23:37 PM
thanks! good work man!

good stuff!
Title: Re: /r/ a centaur whose lower half is a dog and whose upper half is also a dog
Post by: PhantomCatClock on April 25, 2019, 10:11:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/xHhy5g2.jpg)



I got you, my man (https://imgur.com/gallery/JobST0x)