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Farted by Kaijuclock, September 22, 2016, 02:59:04 PM

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Quote from: Slurpee on September 24, 2016, 08:11:53 PM
*a beautiful butterfly emerges fresh from its cocoon and stretches brand new wings to dry in a beam of sunlight trickling through dewdrops, blossoming flowers, and blades of grass* "oh christ i'm so old. i've wasted my life."

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Quote from: RobClock on September 24, 2016, 10:07:18 AM
A fresh faced twelve year old lol

I don't know If I can ever apologize enough for my behavior back then

Yeah hard to believe you're actually the same guy
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I'm 24 now, 11 when I joined. I'm almost as old as I said I was when I joined when I was 11, I think I said like 27 or something? And a lawyer? Why the fuck did I ever want to be a lawyer, the law sucks.

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Quote from: Sinister Clock on October 17, 2016, 06:04:53 PM
I'm 24 now, 11 when I joined. I'm almost as old as I said I was when I joined when I was 11, I think I said like 27 or something? And a lawyer? Why the fuck did I ever want to be a lawyer, the law sucks.

probably the oldest old person job you could imagine

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Quote from: Sinister Clock on October 17, 2016, 06:04:53 PM
I'm 24 now, 11 when I joined. I'm almost as old as I said I was when I joined when I was 11, I think I said like 27 or something? And a lawyer? Why the fuck did I ever want to be a lawyer, the law sucks.

Hahaha what I did not know this

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my favorite part of that story is shortly after he came clean, we had a thread called ITT we're all 12 again, and sinister replied "Not me, I'm 27!"
that's some top shelf Yes, Anding

that ruse was elaborate, too. call me naive but i wouldn't have thought to fabricate a pregnancy scare to bolster my claim of not being 11

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Quote from: Slurpee on October 17, 2016, 08:46:02 PM
my favorite part of that story is shortly after he came clean, we had a thread called ITT we're all 12 again, and sinister replied "Not me, I'm 27!"
that's some top shelf Yes, Anding

that ruse was elaborate, too. call me naive but i wouldn't have thought to fabricate a pregnancy scare to bolster my claim of not being 11

How do you retain all of this??

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Quote from: Sinister Clock on October 17, 2016, 06:04:53 PM
I'm 24 now, 11 when I joined. I'm almost as old as I said I was when I joined when I was 11, I think I said like 27 or something? And a lawyer? Why the fuck did I ever want to be a lawyer, the law sucks.
Yes you said you were a 27 year old lawyer and had a fucking cartoon avatar of a slick dude with a goatee

I thought you were just a really stupid or sad old guy or maybe had a mental disorder or something