Better Friend Applications

[PhantomCatClock]

hello i heard that to become a better person you must surround yourself with people better than you at the things you want to be better at and i figured what better place for self-improvement than the clock crew forums i am looking for


- career
- be less homophobic
- be smarter
-be funnier


if you are better than me at any of these things please respond to this thread with your résumé and be sure to include a way to contact you in it thank you if you don't get a call back you can probably take it personally we're a small enough community

[Clockalope]

I could teach you, but my courses start at $15/mo and I don't know if you're ready for that sort of commitment.

[PhantomCatClock]

this is the last time i link my alt to one of my threads

[Clockalope]

You know, I wonder... with inflation, your $15/mo joke, from the first time you said it to me would actually be $22.08/mo now, the fact you've been able to maintain this joke for over a decade with no increase in overhead costs is frankly quite impressive.