Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: SilverCherryClock on March 08, 2009, 07:46:30 PM
Post by: SilverCherryClock on March 08, 2009, 07:46:30 PM
I opened a Wells Fargo checking account about a month ago so I got a brand new shiny golden debit card, and I stored it in Amazon.com so I could buy a laser mouse for 10 bucks. A week later I get this in the mail.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.leatherbonds.com.au%2Facatalog%2FColtAnal1188450007_108_preview_1.jpg&hash=8ad589ae87afe7304b75c737587cf70725ed07d2)
I thought a friend was pranking me until I checked my balance online: nearly 400 dollars worth of sex toys were coming to my house, Including:
-A realistic white boy vibrating dildo
-The aformentioned anal douche
-A spraying showerhead water-dong
-A 101 sex positions manual
And also a plastic giraffe used for baby teething, which was fucking baffling
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babble.com%2FCS%2Fblogs%2Ffamecrawler%2F2008%2F12%2F01-07%2Fsophie-giraffe-celebrity.jpg&hash=665a6c1cbadc140526a591316a7a14cfc23e9761)
So now I've got to fill out a bunch of fucking paperwork for debit card fraud and get a new debit card. I still laughed when this shit was delivered though.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.leatherbonds.com.au%2Facatalog%2FColtAnal1188450007_108_preview_1.jpg&hash=8ad589ae87afe7304b75c737587cf70725ed07d2)
I thought a friend was pranking me until I checked my balance online: nearly 400 dollars worth of sex toys were coming to my house, Including:
-A realistic white boy vibrating dildo
-The aformentioned anal douche
-A spraying showerhead water-dong
-A 101 sex positions manual
And also a plastic giraffe used for baby teething, which was fucking baffling
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babble.com%2FCS%2Fblogs%2Ffamecrawler%2F2008%2F12%2F01-07%2Fsophie-giraffe-celebrity.jpg&hash=665a6c1cbadc140526a591316a7a14cfc23e9761)
So now I've got to fill out a bunch of fucking paperwork for debit card fraud and get a new debit card. I still laughed when this shit was delivered though.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: AbsintheClock on March 08, 2009, 07:47:50 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on March 08, 2009, 07:47:50 PM
Wow bet that was a tough one to explain to your parents.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: Flounderpa on March 08, 2009, 07:51:43 PM
Post by: Flounderpa on March 08, 2009, 07:51:43 PM
I feel like someone, somewhere is laughing to death now
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: WiiClock on March 08, 2009, 07:53:10 PM
Post by: WiiClock on March 08, 2009, 07:53:10 PM
ahahahahaa
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: TremcladClock on March 08, 2009, 07:55:41 PM
Post by: TremcladClock on March 08, 2009, 07:55:41 PM
Haha I wish I could have seen the guy's expression when he decided to throw the giraffe into the mix.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: Heliopios on March 08, 2009, 08:06:08 PM
Post by: Heliopios on March 08, 2009, 08:06:08 PM
Quote from: TremcladClock;1537893Haha I wish I could have seen the guy's expression when he decided to throw the giraffe into the mix.
The giraffe changes it from prank to comedy skit.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: SilverClock on March 08, 2009, 08:11:08 PM
Post by: SilverClock on March 08, 2009, 08:11:08 PM
Did you use any of it?
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: CandleJack on March 08, 2009, 08:15:42 PM
Post by: CandleJack on March 08, 2009, 08:15:42 PM
lol is this laugh atleast worth the 400 dollars lost? :P
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: TequilaClock on March 08, 2009, 08:17:34 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on March 08, 2009, 08:17:34 PM
They know you.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: miracle fruit on March 08, 2009, 08:22:36 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on March 08, 2009, 08:22:36 PM
hahahah this is great
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: Beret on March 08, 2009, 08:40:52 PM
Post by: Beret on March 08, 2009, 08:40:52 PM
OUAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: SilverCherryClock on March 08, 2009, 08:55:03 PM
Post by: SilverCherryClock on March 08, 2009, 08:55:03 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;1537910Did you use any of it?
Just the giraffe
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: SilverClock on March 08, 2009, 08:55:21 PM
Post by: SilverClock on March 08, 2009, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1537941Just the giraffe
Om nom nom
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: BluezombieClock on March 08, 2009, 09:35:11 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on March 08, 2009, 09:35:11 PM
I wish I could feel whatever those guys are feeling right now, which is an unbeliveable amount of pride and hilarity.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: Kodiakclock on March 08, 2009, 09:48:31 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on March 08, 2009, 09:48:31 PM
i wish i was smod
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: TequilaClock on March 08, 2009, 10:47:42 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on March 08, 2009, 10:47:42 PM
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1537963I wish I could feel whatever those guys are feeling right now, which is an unbeliveable amount of pride and hilarity.And not being able to sit down for a week.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: Slurpee on March 08, 2009, 10:59:23 PM
Post by: Slurpee on March 08, 2009, 10:59:23 PM
Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1537887A spraying showerhead water-dong
heh.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: Gordon Freeman on March 09, 2009, 12:31:02 AM
Post by: Gordon Freeman on March 09, 2009, 12:31:02 AM
ahhahahaha wow
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: BinaryClock on March 09, 2009, 12:37:32 AM
Post by: BinaryClock on March 09, 2009, 12:37:32 AM
Best identity theft ever.
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: CandleJack on March 09, 2009, 01:06:58 AM
Post by: CandleJack on March 09, 2009, 01:06:58 AM
Quote from: Binary;1538131Best identity theft ever.
<3 your signature!
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: TheCheshireClock on March 09, 2009, 01:15:42 AM
Post by: TheCheshireClock on March 09, 2009, 01:15:42 AM
Well, how convenient for you that this "criminal" stole your identity and bought sex toys. How very "convenient" indeed. :sherlock:
Title: My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys
Post by: Biggskoo on March 09, 2009, 02:50:44 AM
Post by: Biggskoo on March 09, 2009, 02:50:44 AM
hahahah that guy rules