Cheese Burgers and Bacon logs?!

[DrClock]

Burgers and bacon logs:



step 1: Getting the shit together!                                                                    





 
What you need:
Ground beef
Bread crumbs
Eggs
Onions
Sea Salt
Steak spice
Tabasco
Cheese
Paprika
Oil
Ketchup
Dijon Mustard (white wine)
Bacon. (Lots of bacon)

MAN BURGERS

Step 2: Mash the fuck out of the ground Beef!



Use your hands!

Step 3: Spice it up!



 Add 2-3 eggs, Garlic powder, ketchup, steak spice, salt, diced onions, and bread crumbs!

Step 4: Mash the fuck out of it some more!



Fist it just to be sure.




Step 5: Shape those mother fuckers!

Now that it's all mixed up, Make a thin burger shaped patty, and push the center down thinner then the outside, and fill with cheese! (You can also add Tabasco, like me.)



 
Now cover that up with another thin patty and shape it!



 
Step 6: SPICE IT UP TO THE MAX!

Mix the following: Oil, Dijon mustard (very little), ketchup (very little), garlic powder, paprika, tabasco, and steak spice.



UPSIDE DOWN PICTURES ARE THE BEST PICTURES

Now mix that shit up good and coat one side of the burger in it!




Step 7: COOK THAT SHIT ON A BBQ AND ENJOY.



BACON LOG

Start by weaving that shit!



Now stick that weave in the oven at 350 degree's C until the bacon is half cooked.



Now take out the half cooked bacon and add your favorite pre-Cooked meat (I used fillet mignon) and cheese down the middle.



Now wrap it up and flip it over onto the seam.



Now stick that bad-boy back into the oven at 350 for another 20ish minutes.

RESULT:




FUCK YEAH BACON.

NOW GO EAT IT ALL.






Protip:
When cooking the bacon, use a grated pan with a catch under it so the bacon fat drains away.


Enjoy!

[EnglishClock]

you forgot one special ingredient................

[Kodiakclock]

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