Title: Confessions
Post by: SwitchbladeClock on October 19, 2011, 11:12:28 AM
Post by: SwitchbladeClock on October 19, 2011, 11:12:28 AM
you must confess
Title: Confessions
Post by: SwitchbladeClock on October 19, 2011, 11:24:28 AM
Post by: SwitchbladeClock on October 19, 2011, 11:24:28 AM
Quote from: weenie roast;1869458I'm gey
what did it feel like
:cheeef:
Title: Confessions
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 19, 2011, 12:11:04 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 19, 2011, 12:11:04 PM
Quote from: SwitchbladeClock;1869461what did it feel like
:cheeef:
probably like taking a huge dump in reverse
Title: Confessions
Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 19, 2011, 12:14:06 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 19, 2011, 12:14:06 PM
i'm secretly a horse thief
Title: Confessions
Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 19, 2011, 12:19:24 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 19, 2011, 12:19:24 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1869471I plead the 5th.
scandalous
Title: Confessions
Post by: GodClock on October 19, 2011, 12:20:59 PM
Post by: GodClock on October 19, 2011, 12:20:59 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1869476scandalous
Title: Confessions
Post by: patriotclock on October 19, 2011, 12:37:52 PM
Post by: patriotclock on October 19, 2011, 12:37:52 PM
Thread disappoints.
Title: Confessions
Post by: SwirlberryClock on October 19, 2011, 12:55:40 PM
Post by: SwirlberryClock on October 19, 2011, 12:55:40 PM
I have no idea what a horse thief or a pooftah is, and I have no idea where they came from.
Title: Confessions
Post by: Topcatyo on October 19, 2011, 03:17:35 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on October 19, 2011, 03:17:35 PM
i just jerked off like ten minutes ago
Title: Confessions
Post by: PolyhedronClock on October 19, 2011, 04:46:18 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on October 19, 2011, 04:46:18 PM
WhiteClock is my alt.
Title: Confessions
Post by: Slurpee on October 19, 2011, 04:58:26 PM
Post by: Slurpee on October 19, 2011, 04:58:26 PM
I violate your privacy in ways you can't imagine
you wouldn't know it, because I'm a very good secret keeper
some of the things I know make me sad
and I want you to know that it's never as bad as you think it is
please don't feel bad
if you ever need someone to talk to, my door's open
and I'm a very good secret keeper
you wouldn't know it, because I'm a very good secret keeper
some of the things I know make me sad
and I want you to know that it's never as bad as you think it is
please don't feel bad
if you ever need someone to talk to, my door's open
and I'm a very good secret keeper
Title: Confessions
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 19, 2011, 05:04:57 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 19, 2011, 05:04:57 PM
I'm the lovechild of Satan and Hitler
Title: Confessions
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 19, 2011, 05:57:50 PM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 19, 2011, 05:57:50 PM
i'm in love with this muffin (plz read in head to tune of "I'm In Love With A Stripper")
Title: Confessions
Post by: VuBawlsClock on October 19, 2011, 06:06:23 PM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on October 19, 2011, 06:06:23 PM
So I threw her on top the table...
Title: Confessions
Post by: NintendrCkolc on October 19, 2011, 06:09:08 PM
Post by: NintendrCkolc on October 19, 2011, 06:09:08 PM
my original newgrounds register name was Hitokiri_buttosai.
I didn't even spell it right.
:ohdear:
I didn't even spell it right.
:ohdear:
Title: Confessions
Post by: HeinekenClock on October 19, 2011, 06:17:36 PM
Post by: HeinekenClock on October 19, 2011, 06:17:36 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1869543i just jerked off like ten minutes ago
This is more or less a given, this is the Clock Crew remember.
Title: Confessions
Post by: Topcatyo on October 19, 2011, 06:43:05 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on October 19, 2011, 06:43:05 PM
I am Drake from Drake and Josh.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsharetv.org%2Fimages%2Fdrake_and_josh-show.jpg&hash=f76d6130abcd7fc8b1ebe1fd7868299d08563c8b)
I'm the one on the right I think.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsharetv.org%2Fimages%2Fdrake_and_josh-show.jpg&hash=f76d6130abcd7fc8b1ebe1fd7868299d08563c8b)
I'm the one on the right I think.
Title: Confessions
Post by: Thor on October 19, 2011, 07:28:32 PM
Post by: Thor on October 19, 2011, 07:28:32 PM
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
Title: Confessions
Post by: d u m p y on October 19, 2011, 09:48:55 PM
Post by: d u m p y on October 19, 2011, 09:48:55 PM
So I'm sitting in the lockeroom and I'm taping up my knee, and Larry's undressing a couple locker's down from me. And he's kinda, he's kinda skinny. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started wailing on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in Vernon's office, all I could think about was Larry's father and Larry having to go home and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the fucking humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I fucking hate him. He's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.
Title: Confessions
Post by: GodClock on October 19, 2011, 10:20:47 PM
Post by: GodClock on October 19, 2011, 10:20:47 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1869666So I'm sitting in the lockeroom and I'm taping up my knee, and Larry's undressing a couple locker's down from me. And he's kinda, he's kinda skinny. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started wailing on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in Vernon's office, all I could think about was Larry's father and Larry having to go home and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the fucking humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I fucking hate him. He's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.
thats heavy man
lets get breakfast
Title: Confessions
Post by: d u m p y on October 19, 2011, 10:21:38 PM
Post by: d u m p y on October 19, 2011, 10:21:38 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1869675thats heavy man
lets get breakfast
i'll have the club sandwich :)
Title: Confessions
Post by: Sombra on October 19, 2011, 10:25:39 PM
Post by: Sombra on October 19, 2011, 10:25:39 PM
my brother ODed on pot needles about 12 years ago, still haven't gotten over it
god bless and never forgert
god bless and never forgert
Title: Confessions
Post by: buttplug on October 19, 2011, 10:36:04 PM
Post by: buttplug on October 19, 2011, 10:36:04 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1869678i'll have the club sandwich :)
don't forget about me I want to come too!
Title: Confessions
Post by: pop-tart on October 19, 2011, 10:49:19 PM
Post by: pop-tart on October 19, 2011, 10:49:19 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1869691don't forget about me I want to come too!
I'd love to go but I'm grounded for ditching school to go shopping. Which sucks because there's a big party at Stubby's.
Title: Confessions
Post by: StoopidClock on October 19, 2011, 10:56:04 PM
Post by: StoopidClock on October 19, 2011, 10:56:04 PM
i'm only on here when i'm bored and remember you guys exist. :sherlock:
Title: Confessions
Post by: SwirlberryClock on October 19, 2011, 11:01:29 PM
Post by: SwirlberryClock on October 19, 2011, 11:01:29 PM
Quote from: StoopidClock;1869697i'm only on here when i'm bored and remember you guys exist. :sherlock:
Holy shit, you must be bored huh?
Title: Confessions
Post by: Sombra on October 19, 2011, 11:05:16 PM
Post by: Sombra on October 19, 2011, 11:05:16 PM
sometimes I scratch my balls and smell it
Title: Confessions
Post by: Zeffy on October 19, 2011, 11:05:59 PM
Post by: Zeffy on October 19, 2011, 11:05:59 PM
Too on the fence to say
Title: Confessions
Post by: Topcatyo on October 20, 2011, 03:02:50 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on October 20, 2011, 03:02:50 AM
I watched 8 episodes of Shin-Chan today.
Title: Confessions
Post by: AMPEEEM on October 20, 2011, 04:00:14 AM
Post by: AMPEEEM on October 20, 2011, 04:00:14 AM
just because she doesnt think you should be allowed with substandard conditions DOESMNT MEEEAN SHE WORKS FOR THE COMPETITION
Title: Confessions
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on October 20, 2011, 04:29:40 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on October 20, 2011, 04:29:40 AM
I have black co-workers
Title: Confessions
Post by: K3LTR0N on October 20, 2011, 11:12:21 AM
Post by: K3LTR0N on October 20, 2011, 11:12:21 AM
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions
[Verse 1]
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Sittin here stuck on stupid, tryna figure out
When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth
Said it ain't gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'
Be a man and get it over with (over with)
I'm ridin' in my whip
Racin' to her place
Talkin' to myself
Preparin' to tell her to her face
She open up the door and didn't want to come near me
I said "one second baby please hear me"
[Chorus]
[Breakdown]
This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
To tell you, the woman I love
That I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my life
It's about us
Please
[Chorus]
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions
[Verse 1]
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Sittin here stuck on stupid, tryna figure out
When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth
Said it ain't gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'
Be a man and get it over with (over with)
I'm ridin' in my whip
Racin' to her place
Talkin' to myself
Preparin' to tell her to her face
She open up the door and didn't want to come near me
I said "one second baby please hear me"
[Chorus]
[Breakdown]
This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
To tell you, the woman I love
That I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my life
It's about us
Please
[Chorus]
Title: Confessions
Post by: F U Clock on October 20, 2011, 11:53:27 AM
Post by: F U Clock on October 20, 2011, 11:53:27 AM
I have zero non-white coworkers.
Title: Confessions
Post by: HeinekenClock on October 20, 2011, 11:54:59 AM
Post by: HeinekenClock on October 20, 2011, 11:54:59 AM
Quote from: F U Clock;1869801I have zero non-white coworkers.
I have one non-white friend.
Title: Confessions
Post by: OvenmittClock on October 20, 2011, 11:57:45 AM
Post by: OvenmittClock on October 20, 2011, 11:57:45 AM
I'm actually a really active flash animator.
lolno
lolno
Title: Confessions
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on October 21, 2011, 03:36:23 AM
Post by: Schmellements Clawk on October 21, 2011, 03:36:23 AM
I have the key of glorton.
Title: Confessions
Post by: Zeffy on October 21, 2011, 03:40:11 AM
Post by: Zeffy on October 21, 2011, 03:40:11 AM
Quote from: ElementsClock;1870021I have the key of glorton.
WTF????
Are my eyes decieving me?
Title: Confessions
Post by: OvenmittClock on October 21, 2011, 04:24:20 AM
Post by: OvenmittClock on October 21, 2011, 04:24:20 AM
Quote from: ElementsClock;1870021I have the key of glorton.
holy shit, where have you been?
Title: Confessions
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on October 21, 2011, 04:26:31 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on October 21, 2011, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: OvenmittClock;1870024holy shit, where have you been?
commiting suicide, lolololol
Title: Confessions
Post by: OvenmittClock on October 21, 2011, 04:38:03 AM
Post by: OvenmittClock on October 21, 2011, 04:38:03 AM
Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1870026commiting suicide, lolololol
/:suicide:
Title: Confessions
Post by: CranberryClock on October 21, 2011, 06:10:32 AM
Post by: CranberryClock on October 21, 2011, 06:10:32 AM
When I think about you I touch myself?