Confessions

[d u m p y]

thats heavy man

lets get breakfast

i'll have the club sandwich

[Sombra]

my brother ODed on pot needles about 12 years ago, still haven't gotten over it

god bless and never forgert

[buttplug]

i'll have the club sandwich

don't forget about me I want to come too!

[pop-tart]

don't forget about me I want to come too!

I'd love to go but I'm grounded for ditching school to go shopping. Which sucks because there's a big party at Stubby's.

[StoopidClock]

i'm only on here when i'm bored and remember you guys exist.

[SwirlberryClock]

i'm only on here when i'm bored and remember you guys exist.

Holy shit, you must be bored huh?

[Sombra]

sometimes I scratch my balls and smell it

[Zeffy]

Too on the fence to say

[Topcatyo]

I watched 8 episodes of Shin-Chan today.

[AMPEEEM]

just because she doesnt think you should be allowed with substandard conditions DOESMNT MEEEAN SHE WORKS FOR THE COMPETITION

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

I have black co-workers

[K3LTR0N]

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions

[Verse 1]
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Sittin here stuck on stupid, tryna figure out
When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth
Said it ain't gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'
Be a man and get it over with (over with)
I'm ridin' in my whip
Racin' to her place
Talkin' to myself
Preparin' to tell her to her face
She open up the door and didn't want to come near me
I said "one second baby please hear me"

[Chorus]

[Breakdown]
This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
To tell you, the woman I love
That I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my life
It's about us
Please

[Chorus]

[F U Clock]

I have zero non-white coworkers.

[HeinekenClock]

I have zero non-white coworkers.

I have one non-white friend.

[OvenmittClock]

I'm actually a really active flash animator.








































































lolno

[Schmellements Clawk]

I have the key of glorton.

[Zeffy]

I have the key of glorton.

WTF????

 Are my eyes decieving me?

[OvenmittClock]

I have the key of glorton.

holy shit, where have you been?

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

holy shit, where have you been?

commiting suicide, lolololol

[OvenmittClock]

commiting suicide, lolololol

/:suicide: