the decision is made

[PhantomCatClock]

My bathroom scale just informed me that I went from "Hey pal, you've gained an understandable amount of pandemic weight" to "dude, you just gave up," and I realize that I have not really accomplished anything since 2008. There's a lot I could blame for this, but I will not be reactive. I am going to be proactive and get my life going on the right track. I have decided to put my money where my mouth is regarding that joke a made a couple of years ago—I am becoming a centaur. I have made an appointment and will be discussing this with my doctor in the second week of February.

[RobClock]

Save a horse, ride a pcat

[PhantomCatClock]

This is no time for country. I'm doing this solely for productivity reasons.

[VCRClock]

you're trying to become a centaur to lose weight?

[PhantomCatClock]

ok what about the bottom half of a mountain goat

[VCRClock]

you know what they say

"you gotta eat goat to get goat"