Thistle Harlequin - Putrid Sex Object

[Loki Clock]

I actually found that rather hot.

Edit: I don't know I think you guys aren't being fair. I think the videos bad enough I think you guys are just too internetted up.
ok guys I'll make a porno that's sure to meet your standards, hows this:

It starts out with the birth of a healthy, beautiful baby girl. The doctors happily inform the mother that its one of the healthiest births they've encountered. She's then handed to the mother who is moved to tears upon the sight of this joyous miracle. Then I enter the room, unnabounced, completley naked, holding a gun. I kick the mother in the mouth and grab the child from her. I shoot it in the head and, I insert my penis into the wound. I violently start fucking it as I assult the parents and the doctor. This goes on untill im beaten to death, and the film ends with a closeup of my lifeless cock still inserted into the baby's head.
hot, right?

Yes this has some potential. Guns aren't sexy, though, use a melee weapon.

[d u m p y]

Yes this has some potential. Guns aren't sexy, though, use a melee weapon.

ok suppose I just tie a rock to my dick and bash the little fuckers head in that way.

[Pencilclock]

I actually found that rather hot.

Edit: I don't know I think you guys aren't being fair. I think the videos bad enough I think you guys are just too internetted up.
ok guys I'll make a porno that's sure to meet your standards, hows this:

It starts out with the birth of a healthy, beautiful baby girl. The doctors happily inform the mother that its one of the healthiest births they've encountered. She's then handed to the mother who is moved to tears upon the sight of this joyous miracle. Then I enter the room, unnabounced, completley naked, holding a gun. I kick the mother in the mouth and grab the child from her. I shoot it in the head and, I insert my penis into the wound. I violently start fucking it as I assult the parents and the doctor. This goes on untill im beaten to death, and the film ends with a closeup of my lifeless cock still inserted into the baby's head.
hot, right?

Thats an OKAY idea.. What you SHOULD do is:
Go in there and get a bed pan (full of bloody shit and piss) and knock out the doctor with it and then sexually walk over to the woman (who is unaware of your presence) and choke her with the Umbilical Cord until she has passed out. Meanwhile the baby is crying away. Then grab the baby by the neck and violenty hump it while you get a boner as the crying increases and the soft skin starts to tear on your ever growing penis. Then when you have a super erect, veiney puss dripping cock slowely rub it on the baby's soft spot, gradually applying force (do this lovingly as if you were having sex for the first time and are trying to be gentle) as the crying slows down and eventually stops and the only sound is the squishy sound of your penis going in and out of the baby's head. Then cluth the baby and curl over it as you cum and then the camera fades to black and all you hear is heavy breathing.

[d u m p y]

you know what, I'm getting a half-chub here. I think were getting there. Anyone else care to contribute?

[BinaryClock]

Am I really that curious? Nah. Not happening. Not this time clockcrew, not this time.

[Pencilclock]

you know what, I'm getting a half-chub here. I think were getting there. Anyone else care to contribute?

Only a half-chub? I have a full blown chodus.

[d u m p y]

ok we need to add a part where our hero crushes and removes the baby's head. He then stuffs the obliterated baby head bits up his ass while simultaneously fucking the exposed esophagus. Later he's shown shitting out the baby head pulp and he then forces a witness at gun point to gargle it, as by then it would take on a soupy state

[BunnyClock]

Yes it was a big surprise.

No it wasn't, what the hell man.

Dude I was watching it in a dark room with my laptop screen light turned down to save battery.

[LimewireClock]

I've seen worse.
And it looks fake, I could make a cow head out of paper-mashe.

[Pencilclock]

Dude I was watching it in a dark room with my laptop screen light turned down to save battery.

Can't you plug it in and have it charging while you use it? Or are you Jewish?

[Thor]

ok we need to add a part where our hero crushes and removes the baby's head. He then stuffs the obliterated baby head bits up his ass while simultaneously fucking the exposed esophagus. Later he's shown shitting out the baby head pulp and he then forces a witness at gun point to gargle it, as by then it would take on a soupy state

Brilliant!

This movie is going to be great!

We'll call it "the Aristocrats"!

[BunnyClock]

Can't you plug it in and have it charging while you use it? Or are you Jewish?

No it overheats when I plug it in.

[WrenchClock]

After showing my mum

I was doing my anual Butt Plug run

Wait what

[Pencilclock]

Wait what

I like to show my mum that kind of stuff because her reaction always makes me laugh and it was my friend's birthday so I got her a butt plug as a joke.

[Thor]

I like to show my mum that kind of stuff because her reaction always makes me laugh and it was my friend's birthday so I got her a butt plug as a joke.

That was a lot less interesting than what I assumed from those statements.

So I'm going to pretend I didn't read that

[Pencilclock]

That was a lot less interesting than what I assumed from those statements.

So I'm going to pretend I didn't read that

Yeah... Kinda' wish I didn't say that...

[ToyotaClock]

Another video to send to Splatter

[d u m p y]

Another video to send to Splatter

oh you two play nice.

[PankoClock]

Another video to send to Splatter

Oh you Silly.