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[Slurpee]

when reached for comment, one 4chan user held up a picture of a dog ejaculating onto an american flag, saying, "looks like the pool truly is closed. pic unrelated"
"big time lulz. AIDS get," responded another sadly
"needs moar pooper," added a third, easily no older than 12, "tits or gtfo. developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers"
"(You)" responded another, "(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)"
at this, the first simply opened his mouth and pointed it upward at the sky as the theme song from the 1974 blaxploitation film "boss nigger" began to play from somewhere inside of him

[PhantomCatClock]

if 4chan is still like that I will be very happy

[PhantomCatClock]

but I mean SPECIFICALLY that, with the 2007 4chan memes still rolling strong

[RobClock]

when reached for comment, one 4chan user held up a picture of a dog ejaculating onto an american flag, saying, "looks like the pool truly is closed. pic unrelated"
"big time lulz. AIDS get," responded another sadly
"needs moar pooper," added a third, easily no older than 12, "tits or gtfo. developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers"
"(You)" responded another, "(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)"
at this, the first simply opened his mouth and pointed it upward at the sky as the theme song from the 1974 blaxploitation film "boss nigger" began to play from somewhere inside of him

This post is funnier than anything I’ve read on /tv/ in the last six months

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

anyways australia is gonna out-nanny state itself every few years. I'm curious to hear what happens next. you know britain is outright blocking porn soon.? you gotta go on a government list to see it. under the watchful eyes indeed. iirc australia only bans porn with small tits. no skinny chicks in australia, or spiders under a certain size. if it can't fill up a dinner plate, whether it's a titty or a spider, it's not allowed down under. In a way I can respect that.

[GreyClock]

A new addition to the list of people I hate:

- Hey Bob, what about such and such?
- [Someone who is not Bob:] Well, it's [misses the point]... I don't understand what the problem is.

Clearly. Shut the fuck up.

Addendum:

Management: Let's hire an outside expert to explain these complex issues to us!
Moron: Hold on... I didn't understand the questions, let alone the issues, but let me interrupt the expert at every turn with my own idiotic answers.

What are some office-friendly ways to tell co-workers to shut the fuck up? After saying "maybe let him answer..." a couple of times. I get it dudette, you're extroverted and not only borderline ADHD, but also borderline developmentally challenged. You don't have to talk so loud, it's a small room. Calm down. Holy shit, there's two of you. Really, you used to be in the army? One can only speculate as to why that sentence is in the past tense. I wish I worked at Glengarry Glen Ross...

A previous interaction with G.I. Jane went like this:
- What's this?
- That's such and such.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- That can't be right.
- It is.
- I don't think so.
The fuck you asking me for then dipshit.

Fuel on the tire fire of my misanthropy.

[PhantomCatClock]

VCRChat

[GreyClock]

Is it common courtesy to tell people pushing empty strollers around that their child is gone?

[Slurpee]

you’d think so, but it’s actually discourteous to whoever got their child without them noticing; they earned the head start

[PhantomCatClock]

they earned the head

[PhantomCatClock]

• wow this program is so shitty. Not like Flash shitty where everything works but it crashes, just shitty in that it's like MS Paint '98 with Keyframes, onionskinning, and (admittedly, pretty nice) canvas rotation

• at least i'm animating

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[RobClock]

• wow this program is so shitty. Not like Flash shitty where everything works but it crashes, just shitty in that it's like MS Paint '98 with Keyframes, onionskinning, and (admittedly, pretty nice) canvas rotation

• at least i'm animating

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What program?

[PhantomCatClock]

Pencil2D, which is pronounced in your head as Pencil2D but out loud as Pencil, it turns out

[PhantomCatClock]

Using Roommate's "broken" tablet that is frankly incredible (but he still wants to throw it away) and he taped a piece of printer paper over the active area and I have to say, that does feel nice to draw on

[VCRClock]

Using Roommate's "broken" tablet that is frankly incredible (but he still wants to throw it away) and he taped a piece of printer paper over the active area and I have to say, that does feel nice to draw on

#necessary when you press real hard like me because how ru supposed 2 draw when the stylus be slippin around on a piece of smooth plastic

VCRChat

[PhantomCatClock]

VCRhat

[PhantomCatClock]

ANYWAY Pencil rotates the canvas like 7.5° when you press R or Z and this tablet has a finger slider thing where if you move your finger up is spams button 1 a bunch, slide it down to spam button 2, s'made the rotation fun to play with even though I don't actually use it for drawing


rzzrzzzrzzrzzzzrzzzzrrrzzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzrrr

[GreyClock]

Animate the following:

Long shot of two characters. One has x-ray vision for some reason. He looks inside several objects and tells his friend about what's in 'em. "Look inside my head!" Close-up of brain. "Neat!" A tumor appears. "I don't feel so good..." More tumors appear. Cut back to long. Friend has died.

[PhantomCatClock]

cyanide and happiness did it

[GreyClock]

cyanide and happiness did it

Haha wow.

[u2]PSHg-U4s-6c[/u2]


Make a movie about a zoo... but instead of regular animals it has dinosaurs. It's on an island somewhere. Then disaster strikes. The dinosaurs escape their enclosures and start hunting the visitors.