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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 11:56:27 AM

Title: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 11:56:27 AM
I don't want to be part of a clock crew that ruins the fun.
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: d u m p y on October 11, 2016, 11:59:46 AM
But that's the whole point of the clock crew
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 12:01:57 PM
Until the spam forum is free, nobody is free. I do not want to live in a prison state clock crew.
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: miracle fruit on October 11, 2016, 12:02:09 PM
(https://i.sli.mg/kAGKY7.gif)
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 12:03:07 PM
And there he is, the devil himself. Ban me you shitbag.
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 12:04:53 PM
Until the spam forum is free, nobody is free.
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Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 12:05:50 PM
Give me freedom or give me death!
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Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 12:18:33 PM
Still waiting to be banned.
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Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 12:28:45 PM
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Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 12:54:59 PM
Bumping this til I'm banned.
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Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 01:00:24 PM
I'll have the ginger tea, and a order of paneer pakora to start.
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: d u m p y on October 11, 2016, 01:21:29 PM
Miracle fruit is a fascist just like Salvador Dali
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Post by: AbsintheClock on October 11, 2016, 01:25:26 PM
(https://kittensincarbonite.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/hitler.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: d u m p y on October 11, 2016, 04:31:48 PM
Wait whoa he was serious? What the fuck?
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: miracle fruit on October 11, 2016, 05:25:24 PM
Quote from: BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST clock on October 11, 2016, 04:31:48 PM
Wait whoa he was serious? What the fuck?

he is an emotional lil fella


sorry was
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: RobClock on October 11, 2016, 06:13:50 PM
http://puu.sh/rFQqa/6fae70d2da.swf
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: VCRClock on October 11, 2016, 06:30:53 PM
the nice thing about moderating a forum populated by a handful of dudes in their mid 20s and up, and not, say, a throng of teenagers, is that there's never any drama
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: miracle fruit on October 11, 2016, 06:46:23 PM
Quote from: VCRClock on October 11, 2016, 06:30:53 PM
the nice thing about moderating a forum populated by a handful of dudes in their mid 20s and up, and not, say, a throng of teenagers, is that there's never any drama

lmao
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: VCRClock on October 11, 2016, 06:30:53 PM
the nice thing about moderating a forum populated by a handful of dudes in their mid 20s and up, and not, say, a throng of teenagers, is that there's never any drama
I feel like bill clinton must have felt in 2009, because I'm sympathetically looking at somebody with the exact same worldweariness with which I've grown all too familiar, that most people will never know, and also for one other reason, ahahaha, another reason, that I am like bill clinton, there'S one more ahaha, and that reason, is, that we are great orators renowned for our ability to navigate a volatile political atmosphere with grace and dignity
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: d u m p y on October 11, 2016, 07:12:52 PM
Bill Clinton is a rapist
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Post by: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 07:26:09 PM
phyew where would my joke have been if you weren't here to step on it
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Post by: PhantomCatClock on October 11, 2016, 07:47:11 PM
your joke didn't even have time to consent before he threw it in the Dumpster
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Post by: d u m p y on October 11, 2016, 07:52:40 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 07:26:09 PM
phyew where would my joke have been if you weren't here to step on it

oh i'll step in it alright
step a mudhole in your ass
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Post by: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 08:01:21 PM
dumpster's wife approaches my joke after a convention "dumpster and I want to thank you for everything you do for him. do you understand? everything you do."
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 08:01:44 PM
(dumpster's "wife" is a cum-stained mannequin leg named after his father)
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Post by: PhantomCatClock on October 11, 2016, 08:07:10 PM
i don't think After His Father would fit on the Hello My Name Is sticker. your joke falleth flat.
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 08:24:35 PM
my fault, really, for not catching dumpster's dad's name when I was fucking him
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: d u m p y on October 11, 2016, 09:12:50 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 08:01:44 PM
(dumpster's "wife" is a cum-stained mannequin leg named after his father)

Haven't you used this exact joke before on this forum?
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 09:18:08 PM
it felt pretty off the cuff, but the mannequin leg is a Community reference, and i do think it's hilarious to imply somebody wants to fuck their dad, so possibly
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: zl on October 12, 2016, 09:22:31 AM
Quote from: BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST clock on October 11, 2016, 09:12:50 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 08:01:44 PM
(dumpster's "wife" is a cum-stained mannequin leg named after his father)

Haven't you used this exact joke before on this forum?

Maybe this is just something you hear a lot
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: d u m p y on October 12, 2016, 09:50:47 AM
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln on October 12, 2016, 09:22:31 AM
Quote from: BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST clock on October 11, 2016, 09:12:50 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on October 11, 2016, 08:01:44 PM
(dumpster's "wife" is a cum-stained mannequin leg named after his father)

Haven't you used this exact joke before on this forum?

Maybe this is just something you hear a lot

Haha walked right into that one hoo boy
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: d u m p y on October 12, 2016, 09:50:59 AM
This is a really good thread you guys
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Post by: Kodiakclock on October 12, 2016, 10:33:48 AM
I like absinthe, gunna dig up dem bones
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 12, 2016, 10:34:08 AM
god damn canadians fucking things up again.
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: miracle fruit on October 12, 2016, 11:17:52 AM
who wnats to see me try and make kodiak clock delete his account too
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: d u m p y on October 12, 2016, 06:12:12 PM
kodiak clock is my friend ):
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Slurpee on October 12, 2016, 06:39:00 PM
Quote from: BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST clock on October 12, 2016, 06:12:12 PM
kodiak clock is my friend ):
id be sad about that too!  :duelin:

nah im just kiddin he's alright
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: NintendrCkolc on October 12, 2016, 06:39:42 PM
Absinthe deleted my account
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: AlbinoClock on October 12, 2016, 08:29:28 PM
Why are you fighting don't fight. :(
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Post by: Kodiakclock on October 12, 2016, 09:39:43 PM
u r not 2 tuff 4 me
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 12, 2016, 09:39:57 PM
aint tuff e nuff
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Post by: Kodiakclock on October 12, 2016, 09:42:51 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/WWE_Tough_Enough_Logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 12, 2016, 09:44:58 PM
. [u2]WxBx0nfRp9s[/u2]
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Post by: d u m p y on October 13, 2016, 06:57:00 PM
The Fabulous Thunderbirds is without a doubt the best fucking band name of all time
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Post by: Kodiakclock on October 14, 2016, 11:01:26 PM
Wanna start a band called The Scuddily Bumfunglers?
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Post by: Topcatyo on October 15, 2016, 01:30:47 AM
this has been your mandatory cc drama thread. you may all go back to your usual business
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Post by: EnglishClock on October 15, 2016, 02:20:39 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=589;type=avatar)
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Post by: d u m p y on October 16, 2016, 07:19:26 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock on October 14, 2016, 11:01:26 PM
Wanna start a band called The Scuddily Bumfunglers?

Let's start a flash crew called the fabulous Thunderbird Federation
Title: Re: Ban me from the forums until Miraclefruit is removed from staff.
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 18, 2016, 11:41:54 PM
The Fabulous Thunderbird Fantastical Troopers