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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:14:01 PM

Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:14:01 PM
will you marry me?
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:14:52 PM
sure.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:14:57 PM
paper or plastic?
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:15:11 PM
oh yeah lets get it on, paper
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 08, 2008, 03:15:21 PM
*hot passionate love scene*
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:15:44 PM
i wanted plastic
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:15:51 PM
fuck you, you whore i hate you
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:16:05 PM
youre cheating on me with hitchhiker arent you
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:16:09 PM
bitch
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:16:16 PM
Sorry hun', I forgot please forgive me beautiful.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:16:54 PM
I SWEAR HITCHHIKER AND I WE JUST MET WE WERE JUST GIVING EACH OTHER HANDSHAKES
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:16:55 PM
UHN HUUHHHHH HURWARRHGGHHHH AWWWOOOO-GAAAAAAAAA
QUACK QUACK OINK OINK KAZOOSH
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:17:41 PM
I AM CUMMING MAKING MY PENIS THE SMALL SIZE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:17:43 PM
NO PLEASE *KISSES SPLATTER*
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:17:59 PM
HERES THE ICE
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 08, 2008, 03:18:25 PM
You told me you were available you fucking asshole
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:18:46 PM
baby i loved you ever since the first time i paid you $100 at 1 am
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:20:18 PM
baby i loved you ever since i got the fifth installment of $100
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:24:21 PM
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:24:48 PM
TO FUK U IS MY RELA TEST TO TRAIN IT IS MY HEART
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:25:35 PM
thats not how it goes
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:25:42 PM
you fucked it up
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:25:54 PM
i hate you now, go fuck hitchhiker up the ass
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:25:58 PM
sorry
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 08, 2008, 03:26:54 PM
oh boy
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:27:11 PM
hitch hiker is a girl anyway i only like boys
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:27:30 PM
SHUT UP HITCHHIKER YOU SUC DIC ALL DAY LONG AND NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU WERE ADOPTED
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 08, 2008, 03:27:41 PM
:(
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:28:01 PM
baby when I look at you i see no clothes on all the time. but thats probably because you never have any on
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:29:15 PM
baby when I look at you I see an ATM
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:29:46 PM
did you just call me fat
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:29:52 PM
what the fuck is wrong with you
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:29:57 PM
i hate you again
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:30:08 PM
we need some serious marriage counseling because youre a fucking bitch
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:31:35 PM
listen honey i do all I can to get work. I even fuck GIRLS for money GIRLS. NOT JUST BOYS


G I R L S

eew girls

SEE WHAT I DO FOR THIS ENGAGEMENT
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:32:34 PM
girls have some serious cooties
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:33:07 PM
you're right why am i so blind that i can not see this beyond my own two feet i am sorry hunny i love you let us have wild african sex while watching tyler perry's house of payne and drinking lemonade
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:33:14 PM
mmmhmmm shut up hitchhiker you fucking faggot
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:33:58 PM
MILK MILK LEMONADE, AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE.

PUSH THE BUTTON, PULL THE CHAIN, OUT COMES THE CHOCOLATE CHU CHU TRAIN
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:35:05 PM
IM THE SCAT MANNN
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:37:03 PM
OH YES BABY OH YES
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:37:11 PM
YOU SEXY FATHERFUCKER
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: buttplug on September 08, 2008, 03:37:46 PM
wat
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:39:10 PM
i told my mom about you
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:40:10 PM
she said you sounded like a nice young man
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:40:18 PM
i told "to catch a predator" about you
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:40:51 PM
they said you sounded like a boy molesting tentacle monster
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:41:25 PM
:c
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:42:50 PM
i like it when u give me a handshake
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 08, 2008, 03:45:55 PM
nobody loves hitchhiker
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:48:36 PM
fuc u dic
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:49:08 PM
43 is the meaning of life you fucking asshole
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:49:42 PM
42
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:49:46 PM
dumbass
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 08, 2008, 03:50:04 PM
27
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:50:44 PM
no 43 you faggot
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:50:49 PM
FUCK YOU
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:53:44 PM
FUCK
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 03:54:58 PM
i want a divorce
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 03:55:22 PM
FINE YOU CRACKER ASS BITCH
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 08, 2008, 03:57:42 PM
yay I ruined a marriage
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: SnakeClock on September 08, 2008, 04:25:27 PM
You guys are fags. :grumpy:
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HeinekenClock on September 08, 2008, 04:33:28 PM
Shit should've been gassed after one post
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 08, 2008, 04:34:48 PM
FUC KYOU SPLATTER
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HeinekenClock on September 08, 2008, 04:37:21 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1398753FUC KYOU SPLATTER
Oh boy
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 08, 2008, 04:46:37 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1398760Oh boy

what up heiny
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: SnakeClock on September 08, 2008, 04:50:43 PM
Come on Splats, you can do better than TorchClock.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: WreckingBallClock on September 08, 2008, 06:16:02 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1398751Shit should've been gassed after one post
Then Goldmine'd after 2.

Quote from: SnakeClock;1245621Come on Splats, you can do better than TorchClock. I've always loved you more than him. Don't you remember those passionate nights when I slithered into your rectum, and we fapped to each other? Come back to me Splats! COOOOOMMMMEEE BAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKK!
.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: SnakeClock on September 08, 2008, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398882Then Goldmine'd after 2.


.

Hey Drake, College sucked.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: WreckingBallClock on September 08, 2008, 06:18:51 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1398884Hey Drake, College sucked.
I was in College? Woah... must have been wasted or something.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: SnakeClock on September 08, 2008, 06:19:37 PM
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398889I was in College? Woah... must have been wasted or something.

You were the star, and you were terrible. Your better half is doing so much better. He was funny in The Wackness.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: PlateClock on September 08, 2008, 06:20:01 PM
gay
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: WreckingBallClock on September 08, 2008, 06:25:06 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1398891You were the star, and you were terrible. Your better half is doing so much better. He was funny in The Wackness.

Yeah. But The Wackness will never have a god awful Unrated  DVD, now will it?

But that's good, that Josh is better at movies. Even if he makes it famous and I still sing the same damn song when we're in our 80's... I'll never forget the time all of those nights we stayed awake playing with our Anal Matchbox cars.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: WreckingBallClock on September 08, 2008, 06:25:43 PM
Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1398894you got it so terribly wrong.

It stopped being funny after page 4, when they stopped and we all commented.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: SnakeClock on September 08, 2008, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398901Yeah. But The Wackness will never have a god awful Unrated  DVD, now will it?

Every movie ever has one of those. Hell, I think A Beautiful Mind did.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: WreckingBallClock on September 08, 2008, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1398904Every movie ever has one of those. Hell, I think A mooi Mind did.

All of them? Sweet! I can't wait to get Fly Me To The Moon 3D in unrated. Lol, we were even masturbating during the movie, but don't let the police know.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: HitchhikerClock on September 08, 2008, 06:42:15 PM
Quote from: Drake Bell;1398902It stopped being funny after page 4, when they stopped and we all commented.
I did it before it was cool
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 07:59:25 PM
Listen babe I'm  really sorry I want to get back together. In private though. Away from these intruding faggots.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: splatter on September 08, 2008, 08:00:01 PM
oh baby im sorry for what i said lets exchange bodily fluids then cut eachothers dicks off
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 08:01:49 PM
Also SnakeClock. Fuck you. Splatter and I are best friends and best lovers. This is the best we both can do. Mainly because we're the best two people on earth.
Title: Dear SplatterClock,
Post by: TorchClock on September 08, 2008, 08:05:27 PM
also wtf why isn't this in goldmine jesus leek/losperman
naw jk i love you splatter

also goldmine

IN BEFORE GOLDMINE/GAS
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