Dear SplatterClock,

[HitchhikerClock]

yay I ruined a marriage

[SnakeClock]

You guys are fags.

[HeinekenClock]

Shit should've been gassed after one post

[ToyotaClock]

FUC KYOU SPLATTER

[HeinekenClock]

FUC KYOU SPLATTER

Oh boy

[ToyotaClock]

Oh boy

what up heiny

[SnakeClock]

Come on Splats, you can do better than TorchClock.

[WreckingBallClock]

Shit should've been gassed after one post

Then Goldmine'd after 2.

Come on Splats, you can do better than TorchClock. I've always loved you more than him. Don't you remember those passionate nights when I slithered into your rectum, and we fapped to each other? Come back to me Splats! COOOOOMMMMEEE BAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKK!

.

[SnakeClock]

Then Goldmine'd after 2.


.

Hey Drake, College sucked.

[WreckingBallClock]

Hey Drake, College sucked.

I was in College? Woah... must have been wasted or something.

[SnakeClock]

I was in College? Woah... must have been wasted or something.

You were the star, and you were terrible. Your better half is doing so much better. He was funny in The Wackness.

[PlateClock]

gay

[WreckingBallClock]

You were the star, and you were terrible. Your better half is doing so much better. He was funny in The Wackness.

Yeah. But The Wackness will never have a god awful Unrated  DVD, now will it?

But that's good, that Josh is better at movies. Even if he makes it famous and I still sing the same damn song when we're in our 80's... I'll never forget the time all of those nights we stayed awake playing with our Anal Matchbox cars.

[WreckingBallClock]

you got it so terribly wrong.

It stopped being funny after page 4, when they stopped and we all commented.

[SnakeClock]

Yeah. But The Wackness will never have a god awful Unrated  DVD, now will it?

Every movie ever has one of those. Hell, I think A Beautiful Mind did.

[WreckingBallClock]

Every movie ever has one of those. Hell, I think A mooi Mind did.

All of them? Sweet! I can't wait to get Fly Me To The Moon 3D in unrated. Lol, we were even masturbating during the movie, but don't let the police know.

[HitchhikerClock]

It stopped being funny after page 4, when they stopped and we all commented.

I did it before it was cool

[TorchClock]

Listen babe I'm  really sorry I want to get back together. In private though. Away from these intruding faggots.

[splatter]

oh baby im sorry for what i said lets exchange bodily fluids then cut eachothers dicks off

[TorchClock]

Also SnakeClock. Fuck you. Splatter and I are best friends and best lovers. This is the best we both can do. Mainly because we're the best two people on earth.