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There he is in the front row.
remember when isis hacked our website? good times.
i am the one wearing the barcelona T-shirt.
liberate catalonia!
He really is though
bb10 orchestrated the mass sexual assaults in cologne â€"fact
Quote from: ahehehehehehuh on June 08, 2016, 06:41:50 PM
bb10 orchestrated the mass sexual assaults in cologne —fact
also, i attacked 7 chickens with a cucumber in madrid. fact
The albino one.
Isn't he like legit Russian or some shit though? He's got an accent at least.
Yup, terrorist.
He's Greek which is just as bad. Look at this guy, religious as hell and wears a funny hat but isn't catholic. Clearly a terrorist.(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-d_3eqBRZ9-I/VqI4abEdSdI/AAAAAAAAhsw/GBAUa5kyIL0/s800-Ic42/bishop%2520atallah%2520hanna%2520and%2520sheikh%2520ikrima%2520sabri%2520pres%2520supreme%2520islamic%2520council.jpg)
I'm converting to Latvian Orthodox for a woman
You poor fuck.
More BB10 terrorism.
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i refuse to wear the colours of the german flag.
give me a latvian flag to wear!
bb10 just shot up a gay bar in orlando
welp 50 dead officially the worst mass shooting in us history
thanks bb10
he's got something to put in you
guys, i was in africa, so i couldnt do this.
look out for clock-crimes in africa
I can't believe he's a terrorist :/
Call him a freedom fighter all you want, he's still a terrorist just like you.
First homophobic posts
then BB10 is outed as a terrorist
Now Orlando
Move the permaban bb10 thread back to the general.
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Quote from: PezClock on June 12, 2016, 07:09:05 PM
I can't believe he's a terrorist :/
im not
however,
i ate gyro/falafel today....
therefore, i am a ''terrorist''.
Not only is he a terrorist but he's racist to his own kind. BB10 needs to clean the hate from his heart.
Quote from: AbsintheClock on June 13, 2016, 06:36:34 PM
Not only is he a terrorist but he's racist to his own kind. BB10 needs to clean the hate from his heart.
i guess i have to reveal the truth:
i am racist when it comes to other billiardballs, especially with those BB15's, (the ones with the dark red stripe), we are sworn enemies...
oh, and with BB13's too... they are quite annoying as well, esp. when it comes to enviromental discussions.
BB13 was the best billiard of them all.
nobbody should be a terrorist
if you see a terrorist, tell them "stop! STOP!!!"
tell them to stop.
Did you post this at 9:11 on purpose?
Quote from: AbsintheClock on June 13, 2016, 09:36:06 PM
Did you post this at 9:11 on purpose?
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Ok, I believe you. Are you the one who voted for being a greasy fuck who only eats cheeseburgers?
I voted for Bernie
bernie sanders looks like a cool person, BTW.
i would vote for him.
#democrats
If you aren't pro trump you should honestly be banned from America forever
Quote from: DumpsterClock on June 15, 2016, 09:03:31 AM
If you aren't pro trump you should honestly be banned from America forever
and then u can come back LEGALLY
trump doesn't even deserve to be endorsed ironically. if it weren't for the fact that that cheese doodle has no actual chance of winning I'd be taking a seriously big giant shit all over you for even thinking it, and you'd eat the shit, you gross idiot.
i really like bernie sanders.
i mean, politicians should never be trusted, but hell, he seems like a reasonable dude, and his talks about human rights+the economy seem OK.
also guys, trump is a big bully, so supporting him is a bit lame, mmk?
Yr gonna eat those words commie
Your votes don't count anyways.
i found a video of bb10 and slurpeeclock
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See, the thing about me is: I vote for the best candidates, that I can tell you. Nobody votes for candidates better than me. I vote for so many good candidates that you're gonna get tired of all these good decisions. Believe me. When slurpee votes for someone, he's not voting for the best, he's not voting for the brightest. He's voting for people with lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them
Quote from: AbsintheClock on June 15, 2016, 10:48:19 PM
Your votes don't count anyways.
it's a representational democracy, if i wanted my vote to count i'd move to ohio.
haha no i wouldnt.
i've been calling 2016 for hilldog for the better part of a decade.
the g.o.p. have been so desperate to destroy hillary clinton that attempting to generate scandals for her has literally been a multi-million dollar cottage industry for decades, and they still caaaaaan't quiiiiiiite they just a little they caaaaaan't, allllllmooooost...
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lol noooo the bad lady ;_;
quick, chant the magic spell! "benghazi! e-mails! indictment! benghazi! e-mails! indictment!" why isn't it working???
'cause she's a beeeeeeaaast! also there was just never anybody that could beat her, sorry.
maybe biden at one point, but swingin joe don't give a fuck no more.
will hillary be indicted for setting up a private e-mail server that may or may not have failed to adequately secure content that may or may not have retroactively been deemed classified? no
otoh trump is seriously going to actual civil trial for fraud, false advertising, unfair business practices and, somehow, not a joke, elder abuse, over trump university. can you campaign from the courtroom?
you can, my friend. and it'll be great. it'll be the best, I can tell you that much right now. better than any other campaign from inside the courtroom that you've seen. you can believe that. it'll be yuge. incidentally, something racist about indians out of nowhere and for no apparent reason. yes, the man with the beautiful hat?i voted for bernie because he unexpectedly gained enough momentum to threaten the democratic establishment (dnc were on tenterhooks about him after the california primary because his base is an ominously large democratic voting bloc) while openly identifying himself as a democratic socialist, which, hey, has been my stated and preferred political philosophy for years (http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=93492.msg1741774#msg1741774), once again establishing my prescience for cool and popular things. so you know actually faced an unexpected loss in this election?
cold war era fearmongering over vocabulary words, motherfucker. is he a socialist??? *wringing hands* YES BITCH. it turns out using a government elected by and answerable to its constituents to prevent abuse of the market economy is a realistic option for a wealthy and technologically advanced nation lacking in economic mobility, and not only is this in absolutely no respect a violation of the constitution, but saying as much doesn't even make you a soviet sleeper agent. in fact it most closely resembles the extremely successful happy and prosperous nordic model, beautiful furniture-making northern european noted non-enemies of the united states! just sayinnnn~ ("bah! entitled millenials with their selfies and their shoes with the wheels in them aren't even old enough to remember to live in fear of the boogeyman!" -the people who destroyed the housing market "how can you believe something other than what I believe when that entire region demonstrating the success of this system fails in a thought experiment created by somebody you've never heard of with a vested interest in not adopting it? read a book you ignorant liberal!" -asshole)
anyway california's going to the democrats, and the presidential election operates on the electoral college, so my vote in the general election actually doesn't matter, which is why, as ever, I'm voting for the most popular third party candidate*, because once they get 5% of the vote, they get access to FEC funding, and once they get 15%, they get into the presidential debate, and other than local and state offices and propositions, there is nothing more important in our democratic elections than
ending the goddamn two-party system. and THAT'S why voting matters and THAT'S why carlin can suck it for making it cool to think otherwise.
*gary johnson, presumably, who incidentally has a spotless civil liberties record. we really shouldn't hate each other, anarchocapitalists and classical liberals! we really only disagree on the relative morality of the natural outcome of market economics. also private gun ownership but that's basically unwinnable on my end. if we can't cross that line nobody gets a shot at the corporatist neoliberals running both major parties that no one actually likes.
criminalize gerrymandering.
bye
Commie^
I remember when I had enough faith in America to think Trump wasn't going to win, too.
boy thats a lot of reading im just not gonna do
give ur next president a smooch slurpeeclock
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Quote from: ahehehehehehuh on June 16, 2016, 05:44:01 PM
boy thats a lot of reading im just not gonna do
nobody ever mistook you for somebody who does a lot of reading
to be fair i read up to "hillary clinton is a beeeeeeeast" and i cringed the fuck outta there
i cant help her being a beast it's just a fact
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slurpee that was some grade-A popsts
I was really happy that until this point the CC forums had practiced abstinence in talking about the upcoming united states presidential election can we go back to not talking about the upcoming united states presidential election
please?
yeah im done anyway
Yes let's just all agree that Trump is perfect and is definitely going to win and just leave it there
bob-clock is right.
lets all stop fighting about politics, because politics+religion are always subjects that are gonna end up in a heated debate and those things always make ppl sad/angry.
so, lets all agree that donald trump has beautiful, luxurious hair; its probably a wig, but its the most beautiful wig that you've ever seen!
No it's not a wig
its definitely a wig.
or a combover.
dick masterson wouldn't lie about trump not lying about it not being a wig
he even glued it down and asked someone to tug on it on stage
It's not a wig. It's a botched scalp flap surgery. Scalp flap surgery is pretty much cutting the bald skin off of the scalp, and sewing the hairy bits together to cover it. There's no baldness, it's just a really complicated combover to cover up a fucked up scalp.
Now this guy on the other hand is a fucking pro at the combover.
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i know it can be confusing but maybe this video can explain donald trump to u clock crew faggots in a language you can understand
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if Trump was elected world president he would make a Purge night and somehow be the only survivor but then not even notice that there is nobody else on the planet
this just in
if trump wins, he told me that i will become the first pope of united states.
should i bless the CC if i become pope? y/n
also, im considering the idea of founding the clock knights order of holy americum.
kkthnx lolz
This just in
Bb10 has a rare form of early onset Alzheimer's disease
clock knights of the holy amer- what?
also, went on NG and saw this in my feed http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/toonhole/prayers
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 17, 2016, 09:41:53 PM
clock knights of the holy amer- what?
clock knights of the holy americum. it will be a clock-american organisation that will be ruled & administered by the first cathedral of trumpinism, and i shall be its first pope/cool leader with a funny hat.
donald is designing our banner/insignia, and he's getting mad with those crayons! silly donald. :D
the correct answer was i cum
in that case, you are a genius sir, and i congratulate you.
good job, Sir phantomcat of clock!
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 16, 2016, 09:07:27 PM
dick masterson wouldn't lie about trump not lying about it not being a wig
What's up with the new Maddox podcast? Did Dick quit or get fired?
Fired, more or less. They had a falling out. The abrupt ending to the show really was a shame, I loved that podcast. It also seemed really rude/unprofessional of Maddox to not mention Dick at all on the final episode.
And then there's the fact that he wiped the Biggest Problem itunes feed and replaced it with his new show, so anybody who was subscribed to Biggest Problem automatically became subscribed to 'The Best Debate in The Universe'. And then took down the website and replaced it with a soundcloud player.
I gave both new shows a shot, and they're both a pretty mixed bag. Judging just by the first episodes, respectively, Dick easily came out on top. He had good chemistry with the guest co-host, talked about the end of The Biggest Problem which the fans were dying for, and had some funny shit to talk about. Maddox's show on the other hand was almost cringeworthy. Just him yelling into the void for an hour, broken up with a horribly unfunny bit where he pretends to be his own mother calling into the show. Even on a conceptual level, it seems flawed. Him arguing both sides of a debate is all well and good, but when you're playing devil's advocate it also helps that we aren't previously privvy to how you actually feel about the situation.
Second episodes though? Ehhh, Maddox's shines a little brighter. He brought on a co-host, thank fucking lord, who banters with him and calls him on the fact that he is clearly biased on one side of the 'debate', and there's actually some laughs to be had. Dick's show, on the other hand, was still good but the lack of a clear structure became apparent and even with the great guest, the episode felt kind of meandering and directionless. I'm hoping that will be rectified in future because I really like Dick, and by the end of the Biggest Problem he was the reason I was tuning in every week.
Seemed like out of the two of them he was consciously aware that it was supposed to be a comedy show, where Maddox was increasingly more prone to soapboxing about shit.
Quote from: RobClock on June 20, 2016, 01:47:34 PM
I really like Dick
you heard it here first, folks! :D
Quote from: RobClock on June 20, 2016, 01:37:37 PMIt also seemed really rude/unprofessional of Maddox to not mention Dick at all on the final episode.
Yeah, the fact that they were even having a final episode without him and offered no explanation was shitty. I haven't heard Dick's new show yet, but I pretty much agree with your points on Maddox's new show. Maddox probably wiped all the Biggest Problem episodes to avoid having to pay any royalties out to Dick.
Nice zinger BB10!
Oh God dammit, the last episode I listened to was in December and I always planned on listening through them next time I was doing something boring. Better start sifting through torrent sites
Dick backed up the old site to biggest.thedickshow.com so worry not
Be sure to listen to the SJW episode because I got a shout out in that one for some shitty ms paint fan art I did.
On this weeks episode dick also talks about the iTunes feed change and the site going down, so that's some interesting insight if you're the type of person who concerns themselves with the drama relating to podcasts they listen to.
Also Id like to point out that my offer to pay for this sites hosting in exchange for bb10's permaban still stands and is increasingly serious with every reply he makes to one of my posts.
I remembered you saying that, then I came across that episode I think during a Runescape relapse (you really need podcasts to play that after being exposed to good MMOs) so I ran here and was like ROB ROB ROB but then remembered you mentioned it a few months earlier.
I'll get to it when I do, but listening chronologically, I just kinda want to know: what happened? Maddox and Dick disagreed so Maddox shut him out? Or was it actually the end of the season anyway so it was kind of the perfect time to explode over something small
It's weird but in retrospect there's almost a clear divide in attitude between earlier and later episodes where you can tell they are genuinely getting on each other's nerves. There's an episode where asterios was cohost without dick where maddox said he was unavailable that day, whereas dick said on twitter that he was asked NOT to show up, and that is kind of seem as a tipping point between the two of them relationship wise
Of course at this point it's all just speculation base on what both of them have said (read: "ARE JON AND ARIN STILL FRIENDS??") but dick has publically stated that he's tried emailing maddox without recieving a reply and that maddox has since blocked him on twitter
guys, do you play runscape? its quite fun at times
Don't negotiate with the terrorist.
alright, i will not negotiate with you, man.
Eat shit you greasy hairy olive oil covered cunt.
still on your period, abs?
plz remove all that sand from your nether region.
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salmon? delicious