THE DAY OF VUVUZELA_CLOCK'S RETURN IS FAST APPROACHING.

[screwdriver_clock]

As some of you may know, VuvuzelaClock decided to do the most AMERICAN thing and join the US NAVY. As such, you all have had a severe lack of Vuvuzela in your life for these past 8 weeks. I gave him my address to communicate with someone in the outside world, and it seemed until now that he decided to ignore the offer.

Good news! He didn't! I just got a letter today!

Bad news! It was meant to be delivered in December! USPS lost it! How shocking, the USPS lost mail!

Well he didn't want me to give out the address to his barracks unless it was via PM. However, given he will be graduating soon, I think it would be wiser to prepare a WELCOME BACK event or something. Or just turn this thread into a welcome back thread, congrats, kudos, etc.

Photo(s) of letter for evidence:



Transcript:
Hello Matt! It's me, Derrick! Bootcamp is so great! Everyone here is so nice, smiles everywhere!.....NO. This place is horrible. I'm in Division 911, and it's an integrated performing division. So I at least somewhat get Saturdays "off". I got Colorguard Right Rifle, so I get to performe in 3 graduations including my own! I really hate RECRUIT HANDWRITING. We graduate on Jan. 25, so woooo.

Now onto CC Buisness! Can you hand my adress out to Pop-Tart, Bloboosh, and somebody else maybe. How is everthing in the CC? How is PassTheFlash5 going? End of the World collab? I'm excited to see progress/finished product when I get out. My sister might not be able to go so I have an extra slot for grad open. We are on our first Holiday Ruetine. It's p. nice so far. We only have one RDC who is pretty chill because we are her last Division. I'm also a stick. Stick 6. Our Division is FULL of IT's and CT's. Almost all of us are going to Pensacola. It's gonna be a plane ride from hell. My shipmates are awesome and we're really bonding.

So tell the CC I said hey! Only give my adress out through PM, can't risk having that out online. Start a thread asking who wants it. Well write back, I've got 10 more letters to write before holiday routine is over. Farewell for now! Holyshit we just got mail, I love this RDC... Bye!

[Slurpee]

it is freaking adorbs that he thought of us

[screwdriver_clock]

it is freaking adorbs that he thought of us

It wasn't the first time the Navy has called out.

[AbsintheClock]

Vuvu and Screwdriver died from dysentery. Too much shit on a shingle. Gawd bless 'Mericuh.

[PolyhedronClock]

at this point we're going to have to open a sub forum for the navy. can't wait to see his ugly mug around here again <3

[pop-tart]

Hey I never got his address... now his cookies are stale. Nice goin SD

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

Aw vuvu <3 I'm totally sending him a box of cookies. So awesome that he still thought of me too Can I snag that address?
EDIT: Oh wow, me and pop both mentioned cookies. whoops

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

wait... January 25th? YOU BLEW IT SCREWDRIVER

[screwdriver_clock]

Appears Pops and Blob didn't read my post; He mailed it out in December, and USPS lost it. Twice. When I got the envelope it had 3 "unknown sender" stamps, it was marked for delivery on "January 32, 2013" and the USN logos on the envelope and the tracker were blacked out. I.E, as Absinthe would happily tell you, USPS sucks.

And yes RadioTube, I am. You should PM me what part of MD you're in so we can hang out.

[Slurpee]

When I got the envelope it had 3 "unknown sender" stamps, it was marked for delivery on "January 32, 2013"

This sounds like the premise of a Japanese horror movie.

[pop-tart]

Appears Pops and Blob didn't read my post.

I read it just fine. You're still at fault since the USPS is a faction of The Man and so are you.

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

I read it too. I just know that it's your fault, because you are a terrible person.











I'm just messing with you baby, gimme a kiss <3

[PhantomCatClock]

Aww, I wanted to send him a letter. I still got him a present that sucks and was on sale so he has that going for him

[NintendoClock]

Always liked vuvu. Glad he's doing well!

[PhantomCatClock]

at this point we're going to have to open a sub forum for the navy.

Also, you should actually do this if one more person goes to RTC

[VuBawlsClock]

[VuBawlsClock]

Anchors aweigh my boys!

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Out of boot camp and ready to bomb some merterrorists.

[VuBawlsClock]

Link me to threads worth reading, i get laptop tomorrow at airport , im on liberty right n ow, eating with family lol. Missed u guys, talk to yall tomorrow!

[AnkhClock]

See you around soldier!