UK Riots Thread

LimewireClock · August 09, 2011, 10:14:35 AM

I'm a Brit myself, but some of my country are so fucking I'm a edgy teen beyond comparison.
We start out my shooting ourselves, then proceed to loot from our own shops, followed by burning and destroying our own buildings and businesses. Any who riot/loot need to be shot the fuck up their asses until then can't poop straight. They make us other Brits look like total morons.

Glad I love in Cornwall, the chances of the rioting spreading to here is not zero, but is slimmer than it spreading to cities such as Bournemouth and Southampton.

In conclusion: Shoot the fuckbags.

Odo · August 09, 2011, 10:21:08 AM

Quote from: LimewireClock;1836601In conclusion: Shoot the fuckbags.

Isn't shooting fuckbags the whole reason this started?

RobClock · August 09, 2011, 10:21:50 AM

Quote from: Odo;1836602Isn't shooting fuckbags the whole reason this started?

oh snap!

AlbinoClock · August 09, 2011, 10:24:49 AM

Quote from: Odo;1836602Isn't shooting fuckbags the whole reason this started?

Yeah, I don't think anyone's going to manage to solve the symptoms of a social problem by shooting a few of the people participating. Shooting the rich people might stop it though. That tends to be what people do when they tire of the current system.

Thor · August 09, 2011, 10:36:14 AM

Quote from: Gul Dukat;1836605Yeah, I don't think anyone's going to manage to solve the *symptoms* of a social problem by shooting a few of the people participating. Shooting the rich people might stop it though. That tends to be what people do when they tire of the current system.

Yeah, and that worked out SO WELL for the French.

Sinister Clock · August 09, 2011, 11:21:00 AM

Quote from: Flounderbro;1836559Long story short, police shot a dude who may or may not have shot first, people protested against the police, this turned into burning police cars and smashing up police stations and then turned into an all out riot after people joined in who just want to cause trouble and loot, and now it's inspiring copycat riots across the country.

I do not know of any other riots going on now. Also the people are generally pissed with the Tories fucking over all poor people. Basically every time the Tories are in power, horrible riots happen, because Tories are terrible.

EnglishClock · August 09, 2011, 11:23:45 AM

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1836610I do not know of any other riots going on now. Also the people are generally pissed with the Tories fucking over all poor people. Basically every time the Tories are in power, horrible riots happen, because Tories are terrible.

There's been riots in tons of places over the south of england, dude.

WrenchClock · August 09, 2011, 11:29:17 AM

There's been a few up North as well, mostly in the Midlands.

AlbinoClock · August 09, 2011, 11:37:03 AM

BBC's had good coverage of this. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14449675

Thor · August 09, 2011, 12:32:32 PM

[U2]DNh-fTv1Gm8[/U2]

typical British behavior

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1836610I do not know of any other riots going on now. Also the people are generally pissed with the Tories fucking over all poor people. Basically every time the Tories are in power, horrible riots happen, because Tories are terrible.

You're blaming the government for dumb opportunistic norwegians and chavs stealing shit for no reason other than that they can? This is not a political statement, as much as you might wish it was. The only part of the government you can really blame here are the police for failing to stop it.

Sinister Clock · August 09, 2011, 01:46:08 PM

I'm not saying they're not all a bunch of dickheads, I'm just saying that the Tories haven't helped and they've pissed a lot of them off.

LimewireClock · August 09, 2011, 01:47:58 PM

Quote from: Odo;1836602Isn't shooting fuckbags the whole reason this started?

Fight fire with fire.
Cure Cancer with Cancer.

Odo · August 09, 2011, 01:51:46 PM

Quote from: LimewireClock;1836626Fight fire with fire.
Cure Cancer with Cancer.

An eye for an eye makes everyone in the world similar to an untalented and culturally diverse group of people resembling Ray Charles.

Silly Putty Clock · August 09, 2011, 10:30:20 PM

Quote from: LimewireClock;1836626Fight fire with fire.
Cure Cancer with Cancer.

I agree, the best thing the police can do to stop this is start their own riots.

miracle fruit · August 09, 2011, 10:50:29 PM

WE GETTIN AH TAXES BACK

buttplug · August 09, 2011, 10:54:56 PM

Quote from: Quark;1836618You're blaming the government for dumb opportunistic norwegians and chavs stealing shit for no reason other than that they can? This is not a political statement, as much as you might wish it was. The only part of the government you can really blame here are the police for failing to stop it.

What are you kidding? It's not possible for them to stop it. People know they can't stop it and this is why the looking and burning is happening. The unrest is no doubt fueled by actions that the government has taken or failed to take, in addition to things beyond the control of the government.

Sinister Clock · August 09, 2011, 11:02:52 PM

The tories sure did a good job at cutting back police
http://www.liveleak.com/view?iÃ¢â,¬â€¹=0a8_1312850113
I am glad we have saved lots of money now from smart cutting back.

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