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A black guy and a beaner are in a car when suddenly it plummits off a cliff...what happens next?

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How do you count the population of the ghetto?

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How can you tell who's the richest person in the ghetto?

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Quote from: DryIceA black guy and a beaner are in a car when suddenly it plummits off a cliff...what happens next?

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Quote from: slurpee

Quote from: DryIceHow do you count the population of the ghetto?

Part 1

How can you tell who's the richest person in the ghetto?

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Nice :)

Well that's why it's a joke tri, not a KKK meeting.

Quote from: TriangleHey what do an apple and a black person have in common?

Hey its just a joke therefore its not racist right.

thats lower than the quarter joke.
it doesnt compare.

Drop the subject.

No more racism. Period.
DryIce's jokes are barely tolerated because it would seem ex post facto to ban him at this point.

Quote from: DryIceHow do you count the population of the ghetto?

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How can you tell who's the richest person in the ghetto?

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i have to admit, thats freakin hilarious

and for the note, the CC goes over this everytime theres a joke thread....theres gonna be racist jokes...deal with it, theyre funny once you ease up

Quote from: Trianglehey i didnt realize it was racist joke time.

He was being biased not racist.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clocki have to admit, thats freakin hilarious

and for the note, the CC goes over this everytime theres a joke thread....theres gonna be racist jokes...deal with it, theyre funny once you ease up

Racist jokes are only funny when they make fun of racism, and not race. There's a difference. Jokes that make fun of race are ignorant bullshit and they kick up a shitstorm of drama everytime they're told.
Something you see on Chapelle's Show would be making fun of racism. Something you see on Mind of Mencia would be making fun of race.

Not to mention, those jokes were really, REALLY old. In excess of 5 years old.

Quote from: slurpeeRacist jokes are only funny when they make fun of racism, and not race.  There's a difference. Jokes that make fun of race are ignorant bullshit and they kick up a shitstorm of drama everytime they're told.
Something you see on Chapelle's Show would be making fun of racism. Something you see on Mind of Mencia would be making fun of race.

Not to mention, those jokes were really, REALLY old. In excess of 5 years old.

thats merely an opinion, and a very overused one, in todays society of bigot haters and race-lover wanna-bes

truth is, theres a big difference between the races, so why not make fun of them, to create a bit of humor? americans and english make fun of their society's everyday, i mean seriously, who calls a ciggarette a "fag" anyway?

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockthats merely an opinion, and a very overused one, in todays society of bigot haters and race-lover wanna-bes

If you're looking to resort to name-calling and blowing off anything you can't properly address, I'm not even going to bother talking to you.
What are you trying to say? My opinion is shared by other people and it therefore has no merit?
Racist jokes are ignorant. They're a disassembly of tolerence and a senseless embracing of ethnocentric world views. What are you trying to prove? You're a celebrated bigot? You embrace how you're one race and other people aren't are because you're going to end up doing it in small amounts anyway?

Quotetruth is, theres a big difference between the races, so why not make fun of them, to create a bit of humor? americans and english make fun of their society's everyday, i mean seriously, who calls a ciggarette a "fag" anyway?

Because "black people walk like this, white people walk like this" isn't funny; it's annoying, trite, hackeneyed crap.
People who aren't funny make fun of other people's races. People who want to think they're superior by birthright make fun of other people's races. People who see these last two groups and how fucking stupid they look make fun of racism.

no, are you forgetting that comedians are just as into marketing as any exxonmobil CEO? racism sells now-a-days because most of america is comfortable with the fact we are different from each other. i see black comics all the time, making fun of black people. white people make fun of white people, black people make fun of white people, and visa versa. its a way of life, and its been going on since the dawn of man. so dont think you can change 35,000 years of history just because its the latest bandwagon to jump on. you need to lighten up about racism, because its not racism unless its meant in a disrepsectful and hateful manner. if i say "black people LOVE kool-aid and chicken wings!" im being funny and shouldnt be persecuted for racism. but if i say "Niggas all pimp them hoes!" them yea, persecute me,

anytime i make a racist joke, its just a joke, not a hteful comment, and if your black and offended, then grow up and find other things to get offended over, like when the white guy over there steals the last piece of watermelon.

Okay, okay, we get it
racist jokes=funny
racism=bad
Can we get back to the jokes? Please?

ok fine with the jokes:

2 jews walk into a bar.........they buy it

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockno, are you forgetting that comedians are just as into marketing as any exxonmobil CEO? racism sells now-a-days because most of america is comfortable with the fact we are different from each other. i see black comics all the time, making fun of black people. white people make fun of white people, black people make fun of white people, and visa versa. its a way of life, and its been going on since the dawn of man. so dont think you can change 35,000 years of history just because its the latest bandwagon to jump on. you need to lighten up about racism, because its not racism unless its meant in a disrepsectful and hateful manner. if i say "black people LOVE kool-aid and chicken wings!" im being funny and shouldnt be persecuted for racism. but if i say "Niggas all pimp them hoes!" them yea, persecute me,

anytime i make a racist joke, its just a joke, not a hteful comment, and if your black and offended, then grow up and find other things to get offended over, like when the white guy over there steals the last piece of watermelon.

Oh, fuck you. Just because my system of beliefs doesn't encompass accepting bigotry doesn't mean I'm jumping on the "hurr let's love the negroes guys ^_^" bandwagon, and it certainly doesn't mean I'm trying to change the world. I have every goddamned right to be fed up with prejudice. I'm sick of racist jokes like I'm sick of All Your Base and romantic comedies.
Could you explain to me how "people in the ghetto are poor lmao" is not intended to be disrespectful?
Racist jokes are harmful. Whether you like it or not, some ignorant trash out there is going to laugh at your joke because he feels superior, and not because racism is funny.

Quote from: slurpeeCould you explain to me how "people in the ghetto are poor lmao" is not intended to be disrespectful?

Yeah, that's racism

But how DryIce explained it is not racism. That's a joke. There is a difference and for me it's easy to recodnize when someone is bieng a racist ass or is j/k

EDIT: lol this whole conversation was moved to a whole new thread

Quote from: HypercubeClockYeah, that's racism

But how DryIce explained it is not racism. That's a joke. There is a difference and for me it's easy to recodnize when someone is bieng a racist ass or is j/k

EDIT: lol this whole converstation was movied to a whole new thread :)

Quote from: HypercubeClockYeah, that's racism

But how DryIce explained it is not racism. That's a joke. There is a difference and for me it's easy to recodnize when someone is bieng a racist ass or is j/k

I addressed this immediatly after I said that. My whole post was about racist jokes being stupid regardless of the context.

Quote from: HypercubeClockEDIT: lol this whole conversation was moved to a whole new thread

Yeah, that was me.

does this mean were free to make racial jokes?

2 gays, a rabbi, a catholi priest, 3 arabs, a muslim, an asian and 2 blacks guys with 1 white guy in the center walk into a bar...............

I don't see why people dislike racist jokes when everyone knows they're just kiddiing.
Black Guy makes a joke about white people, all the whites laugh
White Guy makes a joke about Black People, all the blacks lol.

EDIT:

Quote from: Lunchbox Clock2 gays, a rabbi, a catholi priest, 3 arabs, a muslim, an asian and 2 blacks guys with 1 white guy in the center walk into a bar...............

Hilarity Ensues

Look, don't take this as me being an uptight, pro-affirmative action left-wing-hippy-douchebag.
Racist jokes stir up shit that we don't fucking need to be stirred up; both here and in real life.
Just bite your fucking tongue before you kick up a shit storm; is it really that hard? The thread this originated from was throwing up sunshine and midgets before DryIce's posts; then it was suddenly a hurricane of crap.

If you need to be racist to be funny, you're not fucking funny.

Quote from: slurpeeLook, don't take this as me being an uptight, pro-affirmative action left-wing-hippy-douchebag.
Racist jokes stir up shit that we don't fucking need to be stirred up; both here and in real life.
Just bite your fucking tongue before you kick up a shit storm; is it really that hard? The thread this originated from was throwing up sunshine and midgets before DryIce's posts; then it was suddenly a hurricane of crap.

If you need to be racist to be funny, you're not fucking funny.

Agreed. A few racist jokes get out of control pretty easily and can turn a forum into a cesspool.

Jokes about racism are different. If you can't tell the difference, just don't tell them.

would it be better to be politically correct?

2 african americans are walking along the projects when they happen to spot another african american woman. "WOMAN" he claims as he boasts furiously at the fine african american woman, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO COOK ME BREAKFAST", the african american gentleman claimed.....

Backpeddling and shifting into internet smart-ass gear. Good call.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockwould it be better to be politically correct?

2 african americans are walking along the projects when they happen to spot another african american woman. "WOMAN" he claims as he boasts furiously at the fine african american woman, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO COOK ME BREAKFAST", the african american gentleman claimed.....

Stop playing stupid. It's just annoying.

actually i cant tell the difference between an internet smart-ass and a regular smart-ass. but im more of a regular smart-ass anyway cuz im not some internet geek who tries to read typed messages over the internet as a regular guy abusing something he doesnt understand....such as the internet.

think about what i said and comprehend it. let it sink in before you bring the internet into an arguement

When god created the world he saw a black man and said "oh shit i burnt him" Or something

Why is every racist joke about black people? Lol.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockactually i cant tell the difference between an internet smart-ass and a regular smart-ass. but im more of a regular smart-ass anyway cuz im not some internet geek who tries to read typed messages over the internet as a regular guy abusing something he doesnt understand....such as the internet.

think about what i said and comprehend it. let it sink in before you bring the internet into an arguement

Gee, you're on the internet, being a smartass. How does that not make you an internet smartass?

You're not trying to read typed messages over the internet? Really?

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockthink about what i said and comprehend it.

I can't even fucking read what you said.

im not some internet smart ass---- a geek like you two who spend all damn day powering yourselves with the idea that you know something no one else does. and likes to bring people down because of it

regular smart-ass----- me, used to beat the hell out of annoying dweebs like yourselves because i couldnt stand your so-called "sense of logic" you both need to grow up and realize this is a damn BBS, not anything special at all.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockim not some internet smart ass---- a geek like you two who spend all damn day powering yourselves with the idea that you know something no one else does. and likes to bring people down because of it

regular smart-ass----- me, used to beat the hell out of annoying dweebs like yourselves because i couldnt stand your so-called "sense of logic" you both need to grow up and realize this is a damn BBS, not anything special at all.

Hahaha Jesus Christ, where is this coming from all of a sudden?

Quote from: slurpeeHahaha Jesus Christ, where is this coming from all of a sudden?

there you go again, tryin to make some kinda logic out of this. think about this, going to try and overpower americas opinion on racial jokes. a lot of people enjoy the freedom of speech. and those of us that do cant stand when you liberal types try and take that away from us. you may have the freedom of speech too and you can voice your opinion, but when your trying to stop racism with petty words, your making the situation worse. Negating the opinions of millions of rednecks, and americans who gave their lives for the freedoms people like you try and take away. in reality, its my damn american right to make racial comments when i want

Quote from: Lunchbox Clocka lot of people enjoy the freedom of speech.

And you just proved that a lot of people don't understand what "freedom of speech" means.

And for you to generalize all liberals to hate racist jokes would be like me saying that all conservatives kill black people as a hobby.  :sherlock:

First you beat me up in high school, and now I hate freedom, too?


I'm sorry, this is all very new to me.

Quote from: slurpeeFirst you beat me up in high school, and now I hate freedom, too?


I'm sorry, this is all very new to me.

are you challenged..mentally? i neer said you, i said people like you

and i didnt say you hate freedom, i said you negate peoples opinions

seriously, why am i arguing with an ass?

no u.

that doesnt even make sense... jesus what are you 9?

k

This has turned into the best god damned thread ever.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockare you challenged..mentally? i neer said you, i said people like you

and i didnt say you hate freedom, i said you negate peoples opinions

seriously, why am i arguing with an ass?

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockyou both need to grow up and realize this is a damn BBS, not anything special at all.

Your words couldn't be biting into your ass any harder than they already are.

if you say so

This isn't America. It's Clocktopia.

Quote from: LospermanThis has turned into the best god damned thread ever.

Ain't it? This is better than Bit's 10 threads about Golden Faggot Barz or CorpseGrinders threads about how he peed in people's butt :)

a BBS doesnt take away my american rights, sorry. or if you want to play that way, then i guess opinions are void? i dunno what are citizens rights in clocktopia?

Quote from: Lunchbox Clocka BBS doesnt take away my american rights, sorry. or if you want to play that way, then i guess opinions are void? i dunno what are citizens rights in clocktopia?

Actually, yes. Yes it does. This is a privately owned website. As far as the internet is concerned, you might as well be in Dachau.
You could be banned for breathing if it was deemed appropriate.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clocka BBS doesnt take away my american rights, sorry.

No, but it means that we can tell you to stop making racist jokes or remarks.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clocka BBS doesnt take away my american rights, sorry. or if you want to play that way, then i guess opinions are void? i dunno what are citizens rights in clocktopia?

Ummm... private ownership...

This isn't America, it's an online message board.

Have you taken a single politics class?

A racist joke is just like a fat joke or a dumb blonde joke ok.

no, and apparently niether did you, since when was there a democratic, republic, and message board party? sorry ive never heard of the despotism of message boards

Quote from: UrchinClockA racist joke is just like a fat joke or a dumb blonde joke ok.

Except for the fact that fat people and blonde people were never oppressed by a discriminatory society.

Racism is Asking to Get Banned



 :sombrero:  LOOK A MEXICAN

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Quote from: Lunchbox Clockno, and apparently niether did you, since when was there a democratic, republic, and message board party? sorry ive never heard of the despotism of message boards

Let me explain it more clearly. Bye.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockno, and apparently niether did you, since when was there a democratic, republic, and message board party? sorry ive never heard of the despotism of message boards

This has nothing to do with parties my friend.  The fact of the matter is, this is a privately owned website.  We have ruling here, you don't.

I'm taking my second year of American Politics, by the way.

Quote from: Lunchbox Clockno, and apparently niether did you, since when was there a democratic, republic, and message board party? sorry ive never heard of the despotism of message boards

Let me clarify this for you.
 What you're posting on right now is SatanClock's server space. You're submitting information to a server owned by SatanClock. SatanClock left the BBS entrusted with we the forum leaders.
Meaning you're submitting and accessing information to and from a server, and we're allowed to stop you from doing that.

Your rights to freedom of speech do not apply to someone else's chalkboard.
Every privately owned server is an imaginary sovereign nation.

edit: Oh hey Albino =)