NHL 2014 Playoffs: Protect Your Quennevilles

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Something tells me the Hawks are gonna go to seven. I don't like to be pessimistic, but their play has been night and day from the united center to xcel energy center.

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Cuz getting hit in the nose with the blade of a stick is a dive. But then again habs fans think everything except what they do is a dive. Maybe if those dirt bags kept their sticks on the ice they might score some goals.

that guy got hit in the nose so hard it made all his teammates fall down

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Montrealers promise theyââ,¬â,,¢ll riot only if Canadiens win, lose

MONTREAL - In a brief statement read by mayor Denis Coderre, the citizens of Montreal promised that they would only riot in the event of a win, or of a loss by the Montreal Canadiens against the Boston Bruins tonight.

ââ,¬Å"Montrealers are not just a bunch of hooligans looking for any chance to break free from the bonds of civilized society,ââ,¬Â said Coderre as he donned a bandana outside of Montreal City Hall. ââ,¬Å"Everybody is getting worked up about there being riots, but I just want to remind everyone that there are only two things that could possibly cause that to happen, and those two things are the Canadiens winning, or the Canadiens losing.ââ,¬Â

Montreal law enforcement officials say theyââ,¬â,,¢ve prepared for the unlikely event that there is an outcome to the final game of the Canadiensââ,¬â,,¢ playoff series.

ââ,¬Å"Weââ,¬â,,¢ve put special panes of glass randomly around the downtown core that people can smash without harming businesses. Weââ,¬â,,¢re hoping they last until the game is over,ââ,¬Â said Montreal police chief Marc Parent. ââ,¬Å"Weââ,¬â,,¢ve also placed replica cop cars on prime vandalism corners, and will be handing out rubber bricks at major sports bars to cut down on property damage.ââ,¬Â

At press time, Torontonians had tried to stage a riot, but it fell apart during the final few minutes in an embarrassing defeat to police.

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Kings in six, Rags in 7.

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carey price out for entire series

therrien announces starter for game 2:

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Bitch has the biggest 5 hole I've ever seen.

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Denied

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i love that EH EH EH EH he does

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bruins asst. gm jim benning to be announced as canucks gm later this week

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Sounds like the caps are looking to take Don Sweeney from the Bruins too. Everyone wants a piece of that office.

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This is what y'all get for thinking the hawks couldn't win a game past #4.

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#showtime

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whoever wins this game 7 basically wins the stanley cup get ready boys

it really puts into perspective how much better the west is when the eastern final is fucking habs vs rags

#westcoastbestcoast

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Kings in 6

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go kings fuck a ranger

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Who wants to see a game in New York?


Oh nevermind.

Seriously though a shithole like the MSG? They get voted for worse ice than Florida every year.