ITT we are on first name basis

[pop-tart]

Oh hey Dave, what's going on in here?

Nothin much, Jason. Peops just bein on a first name basis n stuff.

[WiiClock]

Hey guys, so I'm stil at work even though I shouldn't be... The fucking night shift guy forgot he was scheduled AGAIN. Now I gotta wait a loooong while for him to come, and I'm gonna be a fuckin' wreck at school tomorrow.

Good thing I have you guys to keep me company <3

where do you work

also coffee in the morning

[BluezombieClock]

where do you work

also coffee in the morning

I'm assistant manager in a Couche-Tard ( they're called Mack's and Circle K's in the US i believe ).

And mang, i'll probably mix a coffee and a red bull for full force!!!

That fucker can't arrive here soon enough.

[pop-tart]

I'm assistant manager in a Couche-Tard

A couch tard sounds like what I become when I get home from work and smoke a bowl.

[TelephoneClock]

A couch tard sounds like what I become when I get home from work and smoke a bowl.

That is damn funny, Dave. Sigged that funny shit.

[BluezombieClock]

A couch tard sounds like what I become when I get home from work and smoke a bowl.

Lmao, those of us who work here and speak english joke about that all the time.

In french it's got a different meaning, more like: Sleep late

Which is stupid cause we're open 24/7, therefore never sleep. Should be called: Couche-Jamais ( sleep NEVER )

[pop-tart]

Which is stupid cause we're open 24/7, therefore never sleep. Should be called: Couche-Jamais ( sleep NEVER )

You are clearly the smartest man in Canada. You should run for king.

[BluezombieClock]

You are clearly the smartest man in Canada. You should run for king.

Nomination for king of canucks. Where's my free moose and hockey stick yo?


P.S: Finally home. Aaaah. Now i can hang out with you guys in the comfort of my own home

P.P.S: Oh yeah, and sleep soon. School tomorrow

[Lump Clock]

This thread has a good amount of win in it.

[miracle fruit]

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

[TelephoneClock]

Ha HA, I've duped you all!

[miracle fruit]

but seriously no one remembers my name

ive said it like a million kajillion times

[GearBoxClock]

but seriously no one remembers my name

ive said it like a million kajillion times

Dick?

[miracle fruit]

good guess
but no

[SockpuppetClock]

Rollin down the street, smokin' endo
Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back
with my mind on my money
and my money on my mind

Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast

[d u m p y]

my name is lamar you guys

[Robfire]

my name is lamar you guys

LAMAR GET DOWN FROM THERE THAT IS VALUABLE EQUIPMENT

[AC Slater]

I think Joey got liposuction, plastic surgery and pigment augmentation to look like an emo black kid from Philly!

There can be only one.

[GodClock]

Rollin down the street, smokin' endo
Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back
with my mind on my money
and my money on my mind

rollin down the street as im rollin through the hood
im a maniac but im not black so it's all good

[VuBawlsClock]

Derrick is possibly the worst name ever.