Got a jailbroken android box and got the girlfriend to cancel all the streaming service subscriptions, we are now saving $120 a month which she never told me was how much she was paying out or I would've done this ages ago.

would you rather fight one hippopotamus-sized rhinoceros, or one hundred rhinoceros-sized hippopotamuses?

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 11, 2023, 10:10:27 AMwould you rather fight one hippopotamus-sized rhinoceros, or one hundred rhinoceros-sized hippopotamuses?

I wouldn't, thank you

wrong. you would rather fight the single hippopotamus-sized rhinoceros. not me, though. i'd prefer the hundred.

<- impressed

guhh

you have to have an iPhone or an iPad to buy a MacBook in installments instead of all at once.

part of apple's strict "no poors allowed" policy

okay, apparently you can, they just make it sound like you can't and they'll only high-five you after they put on disposable gloves

where was this poster before I misspent my entire youth

the clockcrew logo banner on my phone is cached from when I changed it to the Chinese Ghost Story banner

holy shit quick reply works in lynx

they're making good burger 2

I feel nothing

Quote from: Slurpee on March 18, 2023, 01:22:18 AMthey're making good burger 2

They can't keep getting away with it

i hope it was kel mitchell's idea and he's bankrolling it and it's not until it comes out that he realizes he forgot to put himself in it

how do you make good burger 2 without abe vigoda

is there a word for when you find something scary as fuck but also cool so instead of repulsion and aversion your response is curiosity and you just keep hitting that button over and over again while continuing to fear it like a dumb idiot?
like... "phobiaphilia"?

on a related note, today I stumbled upon the deeply upsetting world of "submechanophobia", an extremely made-up-sounding word that allegedly means the fear of submerged man-made objects

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e0vLl8soqkg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QRtXSlU0Sks

I don't think this is something that needs a word, honestly. I'm trying to imagine a human being who doesn't instinctively reject images of underwater robots with rotting faces that may or may not move of their own accord and all I can think of is maybe the undertaker or kane

happy vernal equinox