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Arts & Leisure => Entertainment => Topic farted by: NintendoClock on March 02, 2014, 05:14:25 PM

Title: What's a movie universally loved that you dislike?
Post by: NintendoClock on March 02, 2014, 05:14:25 PM
I'll start.

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Post by: AnkhClock on March 02, 2014, 06:22:27 PM
Honestly I just wasn't that into Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on March 02, 2014, 07:02:29 PM
i liked both grease and ''fear and loathing in vegas''.

tho, i really hated the movie ''date night''. tina fey? UNFUNNY.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1279935/?ref_=nv_sr_4

horrible movie!
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Post by: AC Slater on March 02, 2014, 08:40:38 PM
A few random ones from the top of my head Frozen, The Social Network, Rushmore, Inception (not so much disliked, but just felt "eh" about it).
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Post by: pop-tart on March 02, 2014, 08:50:09 PM
Shrek
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Post by: buttplug on March 02, 2014, 09:22:39 PM
Anchorman
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Post by: RobClock on March 02, 2014, 09:25:33 PM
I also dislike Frozen.
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Post by: AstronautClock on March 02, 2014, 09:47:52 PM
explain why you hate frozen. the movie maybe had one too many songs but the story and animation were top-notch I am really impressed with the way disney handles 3d
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 02, 2014, 09:48:59 PM
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fuck this movie it ruined the alien mythos and i dont understand why everyone thinks its so much better than the original which was a sci-fi masterpiece
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Post by: AC Slater on March 03, 2014, 01:44:51 AM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1968603explain why you hate frozen. the movie maybe had one too many songs but the story and animation were top-notch I am really impressed with the way disney handles 3d

I was really not impressed with the animation at all actually and there were a few compositing errors that they left in there. There were a lot of scenes that weren't necessary and added nothing to the overall plot (as well as characters). And one of my biggest issues with it was character development, or rather, the lack there of. Also, who the hell was the main character?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 03, 2014, 02:57:06 AM
I didn't hate Wreck It Ralph but that movie wasn't memorable to me at all. On that note Frozen doesn't interest me enough to want to watch it. It seems like it was created on an assembly line to cater to tumblroids and children. Maybe I'm wrong but that's what I get out of it.

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968604

fuck this movie it ruined the alien mythos and i dont understand why everyone thinks its so much better than the original which was a sci-fi masterpiece

I don't see how it ruined the mythos but I can see someone being annoyed with how different it was from the first movie. The first one was better overall to be sure. The Alien Vs Predators can go to hell though.
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 03, 2014, 05:05:09 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1968616I don't see how it ruined the mythos but I can see someone being annoyed with how different it was from the first movie. The first one was better overall to be sure. The Alien Vs Predators can go to hell though.

the alien queen is how it ruined everything. james cameron basically turned the aliens into big gay ants

the original idea was that the facehugger things basically impregnate their host and the thing that bursts out of the hosts chest is a cross between the hugger and whatever the host was. ie the original alien is basically half human (which explains all of its humanoid features) and whatever burst out of the space jockey bros chest wouldve looked a lot different

james cameron changed all this because hes an idiot and didnt get it, made all the aliens the same no matter what, added the queen which is the dumbest idea ever and effectively ruined the whole idea behind it. not that the series was going anywhere anyway

i pretty much think of alien as a standalone movie and forget everything else that came after it including and especially prometheus
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 03, 2014, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968622the alien queen is how it ruined everything. james cameron basically turned the aliens into big gay ants

the original idea was that the facehugger things basically impregnate their host and the thing that bursts out of the hosts chest is a cross between the hugger and whatever the host was. ie the original alien is basically half human (which explains all of its humanoid features) and whatever burst out of the space jockey bros chest wouldve looked a lot different

james cameron changed all this because hes an idiot and didnt get it, made all the aliens the same no matter what, added the queen which is the dumbest idea ever and effectively ruined the whole idea behind it. not that the series was going anywhere anyway

i pretty much think of alien as a standalone movie and forget everything else that came after it including and especially prometheus

The queen fits in just fine. Any eggs she lays still make face huggers that make baby xenomorphs genetically similar to what they impregnate. She just makes the eggs. Alien 3's alien is a dog (or bull depending on the version). They still should have differentiated it more though, and that movie was pretty weak compared to it's predecessors.

Also at one point in the comics there's a T-Rex alien. I have no idea what the context for this is but it sounds hilarious.

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Post by: VuBawlsClock on March 03, 2014, 02:58:36 PM
batman
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 03, 2014, 03:20:18 PM
shut up flounderman youre wrong im right alien queen was dumb as hell
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on March 03, 2014, 06:30:58 PM
Quote from: pop-tart;1968599Shrek
hmmmm...i liked shrek. i mean, its funny. shrek?
come on, the sequels might have been progressively worse, but i think the very first shrek was good and funny.

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968604

fuck this movie it ruined the alien mythos and i dont understand why everyone thinks its so much better than the original which was a sci-fi masterpiece
i agree with you 100%.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968622i pretty much think of alien as a standalone movie and forget everything else that came after it including and especially prometheus
i also agree 100%.

the best movie about aliens is the FIRST alien. period.

also, i hate aliens vs predators (worse movies ever), and i HATED ''prometheus'', because it didnt explain any of the mysteries that it should explain.
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Post by: AnkhClock on March 03, 2014, 09:02:52 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1968626I have no idea what the context for this is[/IMG]

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1968627batman
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Post by: NintendoClock on March 03, 2014, 10:24:59 PM
Prometheus was awesome. Shut your baby mouth MFC.
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Post by: SoBe Clock on March 04, 2014, 12:26:58 AM
Quote from: NintendoClock;1968643Prometheus was awesome. Shut your baby mouth MFC.

Prometheus was awful
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on March 04, 2014, 07:28:37 AM
Quote from: SoBe Clock;1968646Prometheus was awful

:this:

I also don't really like Harry Potter. The first couple were alright, but as it went on it got worse and worse to me.
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Post by: Topcatyo on March 04, 2014, 08:33:47 AM
Juno was a bad movie that for some reason my friends insisted I would love
Also I don't hate it, but whenever people talk about Adam Sandler's movies, they mention Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore in the same breath. Happy Gilmore is a great movie n all but I think Billy Madison is like 5 times better.

There are more extreme examples but I can't think of any at the moment.
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 04, 2014, 09:54:59 AM
happy gilmore > billy madison
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Post by: AstronautClock on March 04, 2014, 10:23:42 AM
I didnt really like a clockwork orange
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Post by: AC Slater on March 04, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
Quote from: IronClock;1968650Godfather

I didn't really care for this either.
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 04, 2014, 02:58:41 PM
Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1968665I didn't really care for this either.

he was kidding but youre just awful :wiebel:
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 04, 2014, 03:00:44 PM
then again you said you didnt like inception either so you might just have the worst taste in movies of anyone in the clock crew
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Post by: NintendoClock on March 04, 2014, 05:31:27 PM
I liked inception but I wasn't a fan of the romance sub-plot.

Also, i'm probably the only person in America that prefers Happy Gilmore over Billy Madison.
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Post by: AstronautClock on March 04, 2014, 06:35:45 PM
I like back to the future 3 for reals get fuckd
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Post by: AC Slater on March 04, 2014, 06:58:48 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968667he was kidding but youre just awful :wiebel:

I know, but I wasn't. Possibly because everyone I know said it was "the greatest movie ever" (same with Inception). It really wasn't that great whoops.
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Post by: pop-tart on March 04, 2014, 07:10:36 PM
BTTF 3 was really terrible. But the first one is so damn stupid that shit escalated the way it did. When Marty shows up in 1955, why doesn't he just tell Doc to never befriend him in the future... all is solved.
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 04, 2014, 07:45:29 PM
Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1968674I know, but I wasn't. Possibly because everyone I know said it was "the greatest movie ever" (same with Inception). It really wasn't that great whoops.

so because youre a dummy who listens to other hyped up dummies that makes these perfectly good movies bad?
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Post by: zl on March 04, 2014, 08:05:47 PM
frozen, so much
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Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2014, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: pop-tart;1968676BTTF 3 was really terrible. But the first one is so damn stupid that shit escalated the way it did. When Marty shows up in 1955, why doesn't he just tell Doc to never befriend him in the future... all is solved.

Because then Marty would never go back in time to tell him not to befriend him, so Doc will go ahead and do it. Then Marty will go back in time and tell Doc not to befriend him. But then he would've never gone back in time to say that.


Also, Million Dollar Baby. Not the actual movie, just Clint Eastwood in it.
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on March 04, 2014, 08:46:48 PM
zen, what the hell?
godfather is a masterpiece. 3 hours long yes, but a masterpiece.

also:

for a strange reason, i always confused happy gilmore for billy maddison, and vice versa, despite having seen the movies in the past.
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 04, 2014, 09:02:22 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1968681Because then Marty would never go back in time to tell him not to befriend him, so Doc will go ahead and do it. Then Marty will go back in time and tell Doc not to befriend him. But then he would've never gone back in time to say that.

so doc will go ahead and do it. then marty will go back in time and tell doc not to befriend him. but then he wouldve never gone back in time to tell him not to befriend him
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Post by: AC Slater on March 04, 2014, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968678so because youre a dummy who listens to other hyped up dummies that makes these perfectly good movies bad?

Still didn't care for the film regardless of other people's opinions; didn't keep my interest oh well whoops.

ITT everyone get upset about someone not liking a film they love oh well might as well say I haven't seen Goodfellas and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen The Usual Suspects and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen Reservoir Dogs and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie but have been meaning to see it.
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Post by: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2014, 11:06:47 PM
Not until someone says B or something
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 04, 2014, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1968684Still didn't care for the film regardless of other people's opinions; didn't keep my interest oh well whoops.

ITT everyone get upset about someone not liking a film they love oh well might as well say I haven't seen Goodfellas and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen The Usual Suspects and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen Reservoir Dogs and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie but have been meaning to see it.

lmfao youre literally the nintendoclock of movies

ps. usual suspects was meh and the big amazing twist was dumb
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Post by: NintendoClock on March 05, 2014, 05:11:06 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968690lmfao youre literally the nintendoclock of movies


What? Because I liked prometheus?

you're dumb.

Alien > Aliens I agreed on that wholeheartedly. I still think Prometheus was a good movie. Ending could've been better but whatever.
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Post by: Topcatyo on March 05, 2014, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: IronClock;1968670Forrest Gump
Agreeing with this.
Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1968684ITT everyone get upset about someone not liking a film they love oh well might as well say I haven't seen Goodfellas and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen The Usual Suspects and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen Reservoir Dogs and don't care enough to see it. Haven't seen Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie but have been meaning to see it.
Your loss just sayin.
I also haven't seen too much bickering in this thread yet
Quote from: NintendoClock;1968702What? Because I liked prometheus?
I think he's saying Zen Micro is you for movies what you are for... video games? Everything else? I dunno man
Quote from: IronClock;1968710Dumb and dumber
You SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FACE THAT MOVIE IS A TREASURE A GODDAMN TREASURE I TELL YOU
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 05, 2014, 04:15:13 PM
nintendoclock /nɪnˈtendÉâ,,¢ÃŠÅ Ã‹Ë†klÉ’k/
nounââ€"¡

1. a negative person who hates everything in order to draw attention to themself
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Post by: AstronautClock on March 05, 2014, 04:48:15 PM
that sounds more like weenie roast right now itt
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 05, 2014, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1968734that sounds more like weenie roast right now itt

:wiebel:
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Post by: NintendoClock on March 05, 2014, 07:22:38 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968731nintendoclock /nɪnˈtendÉâ,,¢ÃŠÅ Ã‹Ë†klÉ’k/
nounââ€"¡

1. a negative person who hates everything in order to draw attention to themself


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Post by: AstronautClock on March 05, 2014, 07:32:19 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968758:wiebel:

if we pretend its not sarcasm
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Post by: AC Slater on March 05, 2014, 09:42:04 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968731nintendoclock /nɪnˈtendÉâ,,¢ÃŠÅ Ã‹Ë†klÉ’k/
nounââ€"¡

1. a negative person who hates everything in order to draw attention to themself

lol
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Post by: AbsintheClock on March 06, 2014, 03:42:59 AM
I thought Christian Bale was the worst Batman since George Clooney, and that Heath Ledger's joker was overrated.
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Post by: Topcatyo on March 07, 2014, 11:51:38 AM
I thought Heath Ledger was great and I enjoyed Michael Caine as Alfred but I didn't like Christian Bale as Batman.
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 07, 2014, 12:07:00 PM
christian bale was easily the best bruce wayne but his batvoice was dumb as hell. i dont think it was his idea. when youre taking realism to the extreme such as having bruce try and cover up his voice but then have a big dumb microwave machine that vaporizes all water in the vicinity but for some reason doesnt affect the 60% of the human body which is water, i think you need to get your priorities straight. batvoice just didnt make sense and was totally unneeded
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 07, 2014, 01:26:05 PM
it was still dumb

but they definitely made it worse
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Post by: Topcatyo on March 07, 2014, 02:42:59 PM
Yeah. As I discussed with my friend once, I liked Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne, but not as Batman.
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Post by: miracle fruit on March 07, 2014, 04:45:26 PM
id also say that he looks the best in the batsuit compared to the rest of them. he also had the most badass poses while the previous batmen just kinda stood there like boards

just look at this menacing beast

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Post by: BilliardBall10 on March 07, 2014, 04:51:32 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1968865christian bale was easily the best bruce wayne but his batvoice was dumb as hell.  batvoice was totally unneeded
my point exactly.

i've been saying this to my friends for a long time. apparently, some of them love his bat-voice, while i explain, that he doesnt need to make his voice sound like his throat if full of small marble stones and he's gurgling them.

i mean, he's bruce wayne, he could use a voice-changer machine or something!

-but still, batvoice is a I'm a edgy teen idea, and if it was christian bale's idea it was stupid.
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Post by: NintendoClock on March 07, 2014, 05:29:21 PM
The batvoice did get pretty stupid at times but I don't think it was bad enough to hurt the actual movies themselves. Begins, DK, and DKR are all great. Theres some nitpicky stuff that can be said about all of them but I still really enjoyed them.
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Post by: Slurpee on March 07, 2014, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: IronClock;1968866Pre-bronchial Batman in Begins was well done and not distracting at all

holy crap you're right

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hahaha
he went from basically a kevin conroy impression to fucking Dr. Claw
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Post by: Topcatyo on March 07, 2014, 11:31:22 PM
I just don't understand why nobody was like "Ay yo, Mr. Nolan, that voice is fucking stupid. Can we redo it?"

That clip from the first one is perfeclty fine though damn how'd they fuck that up.

Also the third movie is good if you look past all the really stupid plot holes, of which there are a lot.
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Post by: pop-tart on March 08, 2014, 12:02:26 AM
Maybe that newer batsuit was too tight around the neck