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[Slurpee]

happy halloweem!


FUCK! dang it. next year.

[Slurpee]

grammarian in a volitive mood
gramma in a volatile mood

[Slurpee]

gramma in an imperious mood
grammarian in an imperative mood

[Slurpee]

grammarian in an injunctive mood
gramma in an injurious mood
Gramma brasiliensis in an ichthyic mood

[RobClock]

happy halloweem!


FUCK! dang it. next year.

Aluminum shamrock

[PhantomCatClock]

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/11/03/rawhide

This day in history

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

november 4ndrdth. four full nights have passed since halloween and "what ever happened to saturday night" has not yet left my brain. yesterday, just once, I attempted to close my eyes. I was assaulted by visions of meatloaf, both the food and the person. I hummed for three hours straight. I have since ceased blinking. hot patootie. bless my soul. I have not slept in days.

[Slurpee]

november 4ndrdth. four full nights have passed since halloween and "what ever happened to saturday night" has not yet left my brain. yesterday, just once, I attempted to close my eyes. I was assaulted by visions of meatloaf, both the food and the person. I hummed for three hours straight. I have since ceased blinking. hot patootie. bless my soul. I have not slept in days.

you should probably sleep

[Slurpee]

[VCRClock]

mr lodge i don't feel so good *archie disintegrates*

[Slurpee]

my insides feel like sticky poop. you know sometimes when you take a poo and you can tell it's gonna be really sticky when you wipe your butt? my whole insides feel like that. sticky poop insides. hate it

I could probably write a pretty big list of all the things that suck about having cancer that nobody warns you about, because it's, like, stupid shit, that doesn't lend itself well to the sacred human drama of you-might-be-dying. sticky poop insides definitely top 11

[PhantomCatClock]

if you call it a fandom people may be more receptive to your top 11 list

[Slurpee]

man I can picture the noodle dish that I want to eat right now so clearly in my head but I don't know what it's called

what's the italian dish that's like
angel hair pasta, but there's not a lot of sauce (or maybe no sauce?) but there's like bits of green herbs

is that just pesto? I feel like pesto's too green. the thing I'm picturing is like alfredo but not as creamy and pesto but not as green

[Slurpee]

ok never mind it's just alfredo


holy mackerel this looks good



for some reason when I think of alfredo I picture like shitty alfredo that you'd get from the place up the street that smothers everything in sauce. you know that place

[Slurpee]

ok never mind it's just alfredo


holy mackerel this looks good



for some reason when I think of alfredo I picture like shitty alfredo that you'd get from the place up the street that smothers everything in sauce. you know that place

guess what I had for my birthday dinner? B)

[Slurpee]

it was hot dogs

[Slurpee]

PSYCH
it was angel hair pasta with alfredo.


it was from that place up the street though ;(

[Slurpee]

PSYCH AGAIN it was from a different place. I'm having a GOOD BIRTHDAY.

[VCRClock]

you say 'that place up the street' and I think 'oh he must mean pizza hut'

if I were carjacked at a stop light and the gunman said 'i won't steal your shitty car or kill you if you'll just drive me to the nearest place with alfredo pasta that isn't fucking pizza hut' I think I'd have to get out of the car

[PhantomCatClock]

i wrote three very long paragraphs about my life but it basically boils down to "i knew better than to log into an mmo but i fucking did it anyway and now everything good feels bad and i can't stop thinking about dead peers i really think this isn't a natural reaction to a video game but also maybe it is a natural reaction to playing a video game over twelve hours a day when it isn't even fun"



also i really need to start taking care of paperwork i've been putting off because it turns out that's important