Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 09:25:53 AM
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 09:25:53 AM
Before he was banned for being a I'm a edgy teen little jerk-off, HeavyMetal was posting shitty poetry in Writer's Block.
I saw one of them and gassed it, when Hateclock said to me
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And I was thought "Wait, there's more of them?"
So, I go check, and sure enough there were six or seven additional shitty poems, each with their own thread. The work of a terrorist if I ever saw. I gassed all of them and said
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Heavy Metal, showing surprising cognizance for someone who actually wrote this stilted piece of shit (http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=28242), PM'd me, saying
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg144.imageshack.us%2Fimg144%2F5313%2Farrogantlittlesnotragjq9.jpg&hash=01d8fc80dbb8915a50487b10606c8cb9dfad7a6e)
The right to post terrorist poetry? Not on any fucking bulletin board I have power in. I responded tactfully and sincerely:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg168.imageshack.us%2Fimg168%2F2521%2Ffilthybrownietheifsy2.jpg&hash=136e847ccc2322821d2ac541dd782ad86e2ad9f7)
And then he got all indignant on me.
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For the record, changing the subject is a sign of weakness. It tells the bloodthirsty journalist in me to go for the kill.
Barely holding myself back, I gave him a final stern warning.
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Apparently not knowing when to quit, he continued pushing buttons.
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So I said to my computer, "Okay, dickhole, you want a legible answer? Here's the Bastard King of legible answers."
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Almost endgame, folks.
He came back a-fucking-gain, apparently so suprised that I had a reason to gas his terrible poetry that he activated his persecution complex.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg138.imageshack.us%2Fimg138%2F8411%2Fneverknowswhentoshutthefuckupfc5.jpg&hash=16821e2d6ce124c385d13280de2d6d56884eff09)
Now at this point, he'd shifted the focus of the argument once again, saying I was picking on him, for being a newbie. For the record, I was harassing him, for being a terrorist. But what really got my goobers was his disgraceful and inept citing of clock history. It's been a long time since I've wanted to slap someone through the internet. All of that rambling incomprehensible gibberish that I contributed to the Clockopedia, and he was pulling this shit on me? I'm motherfucking Slurpee "mother 'motherfucking' fucking" clock, motherfucker!
I should have set him straight. I should have told him the hundred gerbillion fucking ways that he was wrong, and humbled his inarticulate ass off the face of the internet.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F7987%2Fheywaitthisisaprivateconversationnc4.jpg&hash=da6e7a5c6bddb5aef3132775c00b8903e9086989)
I should have. Instead, being tired, I took the easy route, and let a known terrorist go without a boot up his ass.
Because I knew that, if it came down to it, I could deal with him down the line. Apparently that was hubris, because, just like the filthy terrorist that he is, he's changed the rules, and the playing field.
Heavy Metal, I know you are reading this, you babyraping terrorist.
If you so much as make one move against the Clock Crew, I will ruin you. I am smarter than you, more talented than you, I can write better than you, I have more diverse taste in music than you, I have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend, in spite of being autosexual, whom have never commited suicide, and I can burp the name of every US Capital in less than a minute. If you fuck with the Clock Crew I will bring all of my better-than-yous to the table. I will take you down.
Walk away, and you may keep the single scrap of dignity you have left.
I saw one of them and gassed it, when Hateclock said to me
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F6178%2Fgaswf6.jpg&hash=0d53748ec3793fc2a406cff839a07f5d8879c67e)
And I was thought "Wait, there's more of them?"
So, I go check, and sure enough there were six or seven additional shitty poems, each with their own thread. The work of a terrorist if I ever saw. I gassed all of them and said
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg86.imageshack.us%2Fimg86%2F6707%2Fasdfjw6.jpg&hash=4b84c4cd04a7f44a13b488d343286a2797f1195d)
Heavy Metal, showing surprising cognizance for someone who actually wrote this stilted piece of shit (http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=28242), PM'd me, saying
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg144.imageshack.us%2Fimg144%2F5313%2Farrogantlittlesnotragjq9.jpg&hash=01d8fc80dbb8915a50487b10606c8cb9dfad7a6e)
The right to post terrorist poetry? Not on any fucking bulletin board I have power in. I responded tactfully and sincerely:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg168.imageshack.us%2Fimg168%2F2521%2Ffilthybrownietheifsy2.jpg&hash=136e847ccc2322821d2ac541dd782ad86e2ad9f7)
And then he got all indignant on me.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg100.imageshack.us%2Fimg100%2F3524%2Fcowardpf5.jpg&hash=d11909552f2cdfe5c30ddcc3dc46cbc4e11212d2)
For the record, changing the subject is a sign of weakness. It tells the bloodthirsty journalist in me to go for the kill.
Barely holding myself back, I gave him a final stern warning.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg227.imageshack.us%2Fimg227%2F1876%2Fiamsuchareasonableguyra4.jpg&hash=a7ea92d00b5e329a2e88791bfa5af2077b02751c)
Apparently not knowing when to quit, he continued pushing buttons.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg98.imageshack.us%2Fimg98%2F175%2Fshiteyedlittlecuntraglh0.jpg&hash=a3b931888f9c626a06f19203528f85b679c5f250)
So I said to my computer, "Okay, dickhole, you want a legible answer? Here's the Bastard King of legible answers."
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg134.imageshack.us%2Fimg134%2F2379%2Ffuckyeahdy1.jpg&hash=e072b3060a54ff33dc96d0b32b21c9086b25e05b)
Almost endgame, folks.
He came back a-fucking-gain, apparently so suprised that I had a reason to gas his terrible poetry that he activated his persecution complex.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg138.imageshack.us%2Fimg138%2F8411%2Fneverknowswhentoshutthefuckupfc5.jpg&hash=16821e2d6ce124c385d13280de2d6d56884eff09)
Now at this point, he'd shifted the focus of the argument once again, saying I was picking on him, for being a newbie. For the record, I was harassing him, for being a terrorist. But what really got my goobers was his disgraceful and inept citing of clock history. It's been a long time since I've wanted to slap someone through the internet. All of that rambling incomprehensible gibberish that I contributed to the Clockopedia, and he was pulling this shit on me? I'm motherfucking Slurpee "mother 'motherfucking' fucking" clock, motherfucker!
I should have set him straight. I should have told him the hundred gerbillion fucking ways that he was wrong, and humbled his inarticulate ass off the face of the internet.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F7987%2Fheywaitthisisaprivateconversationnc4.jpg&hash=da6e7a5c6bddb5aef3132775c00b8903e9086989)
I should have. Instead, being tired, I took the easy route, and let a known terrorist go without a boot up his ass.
Because I knew that, if it came down to it, I could deal with him down the line. Apparently that was hubris, because, just like the filthy terrorist that he is, he's changed the rules, and the playing field.
Quote from: PirateClockEzbiker5: im going to make a flash war
Ezbiker5: take cc down and ngs
Ezbiker5: get revenge on those who hurt me
Heavy Metal, I know you are reading this, you babyraping terrorist.
If you so much as make one move against the Clock Crew, I will ruin you. I am smarter than you, more talented than you, I can write better than you, I have more diverse taste in music than you, I have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend, in spite of being autosexual, whom have never commited suicide, and I can burp the name of every US Capital in less than a minute. If you fuck with the Clock Crew I will bring all of my better-than-yous to the table. I will take you down.
Walk away, and you may keep the single scrap of dignity you have left.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on September 25, 2006, 09:30:00 AM
Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on September 25, 2006, 09:30:00 AM
Exciting!
Oh the horror,oh the drama OH THE ACTION.
Oh the horror,oh the drama OH THE ACTION.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: AlethioClock on September 25, 2006, 09:30:26 AM
Post by: AlethioClock on September 25, 2006, 09:30:26 AM
I am posting in a slurpee thread that is good even by slurpee standards.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: LeekClock on September 25, 2006, 09:34:00 AM
Post by: LeekClock on September 25, 2006, 09:34:00 AM
lemayo
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 25, 2006, 09:34:12 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 25, 2006, 09:34:12 AM
you should be wary of his accomplices; snake head, metal dart and kittie toast
poetic terrorism is no joke guys
poetic terrorism is no joke guys
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Isison on September 25, 2006, 09:35:01 AM
Post by: Isison on September 25, 2006, 09:35:01 AM
I lol-ed.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Kombucha on September 25, 2006, 09:37:06 AM
Post by: Kombucha on September 25, 2006, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClockyou should be wary of his accomplices; snake head, metal dart and kittie toastI'll cover you guys on Snakehead.
poetic terrorism is no joke guys
He probably won't retaliate against the Crew just for Heavy Metal, but just in case he does I can get him to stop.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: StrangeClock on September 25, 2006, 09:38:45 AM
Post by: StrangeClock on September 25, 2006, 09:38:45 AM
I'd like to see this culminate in a poetry face-off. Bring your freshest rhymes, raddest sonnets and most ball-flattening haikus.
heavy metal cries
bisexual tears of shame
his poetry sucks
heavy metal cries
bisexual tears of shame
his poetry sucks
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 25, 2006, 09:46:28 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 25, 2006, 09:46:28 AM
It's a shame he's such a sucky character or you might be able to make good villain out of him.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 09:51:22 AM
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClockIt's a shame he's such a sucky character or you might be able to make good villain out of him.I disagree.
Take this flash plot I came up with, for example:
He comes into my house, sad about how big a fuck up he is, and to cheer himself up, he eats one of my brownies. And then a dinosaur comes in and rapes him.
Terrible villian material.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: PirateClock on September 25, 2006, 09:52:24 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 25, 2006, 09:52:24 AM
Metal Poety
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 25, 2006, 09:53:52 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 25, 2006, 09:53:52 AM
Quote from: SlurpeeI disagree.
Take this flash plot I came up with, for example:
He comes into my house, sad about how big a fuck up he is, and to cheer himself up, he eats one of my brownies. And then a dinosaur comes in and rapes him.
Terrible villian material.
forgot rule number one
where is the fucking moustache
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 09:54:50 AM
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 09:54:50 AM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClockforgot rule number oneThat's the beauty of it: The dinosaur has it.
where is the fucking moustache
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 25, 2006, 09:56:48 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 25, 2006, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: SlurpeeThat's the beauty of it: The dinosaur has it.
you..he..but..
that's brilliant, sir
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: LimeClock on September 25, 2006, 09:57:19 AM
Post by: LimeClock on September 25, 2006, 09:57:19 AM
We need to make a musical about this. It will be GOLD.
Oh, and He says "Stop Making fun ofyme"
Ofyme? What that`?
Oh, and He says "Stop Making fun ofyme"
Ofyme? What that`?
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 09:58:04 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 09:58:04 AM
Lets make a heavy metal collab!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: YoYoClock on September 25, 2006, 10:01:40 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on September 25, 2006, 10:01:40 AM
I love you so much slurpee.
once this is done with, it neeeeds to be goldmined
once this is done with, it neeeeds to be goldmined
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: LimeClock on September 25, 2006, 10:01:56 AM
Post by: LimeClock on September 25, 2006, 10:01:56 AM
Quote from: Poltergeist ClockLets make a heavy metal collab!
Yeah! we can make it a flash holiday!!!! with awards and everything.
This really reminds me of the time someone said they were going to kill themselves over losing a bunch of stuff in RUNESCAPE.
From then on we always call him "Ghost"
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Capsule on September 25, 2006, 10:04:22 AM
Post by: Capsule on September 25, 2006, 10:04:22 AM
Bad news, while looking at his profile I found this
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(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi82.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj255%2Fabsentman%2Frazor.png&hash=a170bf48610f32290fcb3ec3356da47381e155a3)
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: l1fty on September 25, 2006, 10:05:45 AM
Post by: l1fty on September 25, 2006, 10:05:45 AM
oh slurpee the adventures you get yourself into
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 25, 2006, 10:08:15 AM
Post by: DeadTreeClock on September 25, 2006, 10:08:15 AM
I was so close to bursting into uncontrollable laughter in class as I read this thread. :)
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: KinderEggClock on September 25, 2006, 10:09:13 AM
Post by: KinderEggClock on September 25, 2006, 10:09:13 AM
I expect he is reading this thinking "Fcuk u gyz ,i m goin to joni the lokc legino"
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Kombucha on September 25, 2006, 10:09:54 AM
Post by: Kombucha on September 25, 2006, 10:09:54 AM
Quote from: Kinder Egg ClockI expect he is reading this thinking "Fcuk u gyz ,i m goin to joni the lokc legino"He already did I think.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: StrangeClock on September 25, 2006, 10:10:22 AM
Post by: StrangeClock on September 25, 2006, 10:10:22 AM
Quote from: YoYoClockI love you so much slurpee.
once this is done with, it neeeeds to be goldmined
what's with this slanderous moderator note, you evil buttfiend
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: KinderEggClock on September 25, 2006, 10:10:30 AM
Post by: KinderEggClock on September 25, 2006, 10:10:30 AM
Quote from: KombuchaHe already did I think.
rofflewaff
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: YoYoClock on September 25, 2006, 10:12:25 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on September 25, 2006, 10:12:25 AM
Quote from: StrangeClockwhat's with this slanderous moderator note, you evil buttfiend
it's a token of my love for you
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 25, 2006, 10:30:08 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 25, 2006, 10:30:08 AM
You don't even have to be a moderator to be harsh against newbs.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: YoYoClock on September 25, 2006, 10:32:01 AM
Post by: YoYoClock on September 25, 2006, 10:32:01 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclockYou don't even have to be a moderator to be harsh against newbs.
EG: Triangle
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: PirateClock on September 25, 2006, 10:32:30 AM
Post by: PirateClock on September 25, 2006, 10:32:30 AM
Quote from: KombuchaHe already did I think.shut the fuck up noob!
see im cool too
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: LimeClock on September 25, 2006, 10:44:29 AM
Post by: LimeClock on September 25, 2006, 10:44:29 AM
Quote from: Super Goderatoralso clockfriends, regular members, mods and admins.
Wtf? ClockFriends (not the honorary ones...) Shouldnt be making fun of newbs...they ARE noobs themselves.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2006, 10:52:40 AM
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2006, 10:52:40 AM
SlurpeeClock; layin' down the law.
Edit: he already joined, he already got perma-banned by AubergineLock.
Edit: he already joined, he already got perma-banned by AubergineLock.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: RenegadeClock on September 25, 2006, 11:17:33 AM
Post by: RenegadeClock on September 25, 2006, 11:17:33 AM
In memory of 09/11/01. We will never forget that day. :salute:
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Biggskoo on September 25, 2006, 11:37:22 AM
Post by: Biggskoo on September 25, 2006, 11:37:22 AM
9/11 NEVAR FORGET
also fuck wolves
also fuck wolves
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 11:43:22 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 11:43:22 AM
Quote from: Worcestershire SauceSlurpeeClock; layin' down the law.
Edit: he already joined, he already got perma-banned by AubergineLock.
I need to see what he got banned for. *lurks*
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 11:50:44 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 11:50:44 AM
QuotePirate Clock Sent me here. I was banned from CC. They made fun of me because im bi and becasue my girlfreind cimmited suicide. Now i just wnat revenge.
And yes i will work on my spelling.
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on September 25, 2006, 11:54:03 AM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on September 25, 2006, 11:54:03 AM
oh boy i just love that guy...NOT!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 11:55:19 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 11:55:19 AM
QuoteBtw I don't care what you people think of me. Im just going to make flashes, and learn how to improve them. That's all. Just let me be. Now that you guys are done "Flaming" me. I'll be working on flashes and ignoring the wisecracks and being embrassesd by the stupid things I said on cc. Insults now have no affect on me. Im just a empty shell. No need for sympathy there. Thats just stupid.
OH NO GUYS WE WENT TO FAR HE'S AN EMPTY SHELL!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: peyoteclock on September 25, 2006, 11:55:34 AM
Post by: peyoteclock on September 25, 2006, 11:55:34 AM
well i might as well post some pm's i recieved from him, after making a comment on one of his poems i recieve.
i then replied.
he then proposes we make a movie together, i don't reply.
then out of nowheres he unleashes a vicious attack directed towards slurpee at me.
i don't reply. later he's clearly in a better mood and wants to start "The Dark Metal Clocks" with me.
once again i ignore his insanity albeit a laugh to myself, then what's this, another pm.
further evidence against his co-conspirator sneakehead i guess.
then he laid a golden egg, this pm had me rolling.
on my way to the general forum to post it i seen he had already made a thread and as we all know hilarity ensued.
i'd like to thank heavy metal for the entertainment regardless of his terrorist ways.
also humorously enough while assembling these quotes i accidentally sent this to him in a pm :o
Quote from: heavy metalhey r u into metal?
im zach by the way.
i then replied.
Quote from: PeyoteClockyeah man metal is the shit
he then proposes we make a movie together, i don't reply.
Quote from: heavy metalDude we should so like make a metal clock music video
then out of nowheres he unleashes a vicious attack directed towards slurpee at me.
Quote from: heavy metalok slurpee thinks he can gas my stuff casue he thinks it horrible
we should take him down in clock flash
Im so sick of beng told that my stuff is horrible becasue it has to with my many forms of metal poety
i got one thing to say to him and thats
FUCK YOU
i don't reply. later he's clearly in a better mood and wants to start "The Dark Metal Clocks" with me.
Quote from: heavy metalhey lets form a group clock
you and me and otehr clocks who are into heavy metal
we be the dark metal clocks.
What do you think? Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥Ã,Â¥
once again i ignore his insanity albeit a laugh to myself, then what's this, another pm.
Quote from: heavy metalwant to join me and snake head clock new site werre making
its for clocks who ahve been hurt here at cc
we dont have the site up but we will get running soon.
dont tell anyone what im telling now.
further evidence against his co-conspirator sneakehead i guess.
then he laid a golden egg, this pm had me rolling.
Quote from: heavy metaldude :(
my girlfreind
she commited suidcide last night
oh god
on my way to the general forum to post it i seen he had already made a thread and as we all know hilarity ensued.
i'd like to thank heavy metal for the entertainment regardless of his terrorist ways.
also humorously enough while assembling these quotes i accidentally sent this to him in a pm :o
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: CrustClock on September 25, 2006, 11:58:49 AM
Post by: CrustClock on September 25, 2006, 11:58:49 AM
This is wack.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on September 25, 2006, 12:03:04 PM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on September 25, 2006, 12:03:04 PM
hahaha this guy cracks me up
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 12:09:15 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on September 25, 2006, 12:09:15 PM
Btw I don't care what you people think of me. Im just going to make flashes, and learn how to improve them. That's all. Just let me be. Now that you guys are done "Flaming" me. I'll be working on flashes and ignoring the wisecracks and being embrassesd by the stupid things I said on cc. Insults now have no affect on me. Im just a empty shell. No need for sympathy there. Thats just stupid.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: coalclock on September 25, 2006, 12:12:18 PM
Post by: coalclock on September 25, 2006, 12:12:18 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fotosearch.com%2Fcomp%2FARP%2FARP104%2FTantrum.jpg&hash=30f3f1416c6cf4c35dbefe3f13cdba5b31f18097)
YOU GUYS JUST DON"T UNDERSTAND HIM!!
YOU GUYS JUST DON"T UNDERSTAND HIM!!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on September 25, 2006, 12:31:31 PM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on September 25, 2006, 12:31:31 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist ClockIm just a empty shell. No need for sympathy.that sounds emo-ish _pc_
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 02:32:55 PM
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 02:32:55 PM
1.) I am not Heavy Metal's accomplice. I am his friend, and I reassure him when he feels bad.
2.) How did you know he was bi? I thought he only told that to me, and his other pals.
2.) How did you know he was bi? I thought he only told that to me, and his other pals.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Alazar on September 25, 2006, 02:34:04 PM
Post by: Alazar on September 25, 2006, 02:34:04 PM
Quote from: Nekopan2.) How did you know he was bi? I thought he only told that to me, and his other pals.
He kind of, you know, has it in his public profile.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 02:41:11 PM
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 02:41:11 PM
Quote from: AlazarHe kind of, you know, has it in his public profile.
How come I didn't see that..?
Anyway, I don't want to be ripped on like him, so I'll just stay out of the arguments. Maybe.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 02:41:44 PM
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 02:41:44 PM
I especially enjoyed the part with the moustached dinosaurs.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: WaterClock on September 25, 2006, 02:47:34 PM
Post by: WaterClock on September 25, 2006, 02:47:34 PM
man metal, you are so hardcore.
I bet you listen to really cool metal bands like slipknot.
hmmmm, can you name another band other than slipknot?
if you can, ill give you a gold star!
I bet you listen to really cool metal bands like slipknot.
hmmmm, can you name another band other than slipknot?
if you can, ill give you a gold star!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 02:50:17 PM
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 02:50:17 PM
Quote from: water clockman metal, you are so hardcore.Oh hi I'm not metal.
I bet you listen to really cool metal bands like slipknot.
hmmmm, can you name another band other than slipknot?
if you can, ill give you a gold star!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: WaterClock on September 25, 2006, 02:52:43 PM
Post by: WaterClock on September 25, 2006, 02:52:43 PM
Quote from: HueyFreeclockOh hi I'm not metal.
i have no idea why I quoted you in my post, sorry mate :D
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 02:53:15 PM
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 02:53:15 PM
Quote from: water clocki have no idea why I quoted you in my post, sorry mate :DIt's okay mate,we all make mistakes.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: tactical on September 25, 2006, 02:57:15 PM
Post by: tactical on September 25, 2006, 02:57:15 PM
Metal is Dick Cheney, hide the shotguns
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 25, 2006, 03:16:49 PM
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 25, 2006, 03:16:49 PM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClockyou should be wary of his accomplices; snake head, metal dart and kittie toast
poetic terrorism is no joke guys
I'm offended. I side with Heavy Metal because he can be nice, but I have no intention of ever retaliating. Besides, I'm more of a side character in this huge plot.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: cokezeroglock on September 25, 2006, 05:31:38 PM
Post by: cokezeroglock on September 25, 2006, 05:31:38 PM
Hur hur hur.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: ArgoonKlok on September 25, 2006, 06:10:39 PM
Post by: ArgoonKlok on September 25, 2006, 06:10:39 PM
<--- Tears from laughter over here. You're a genius, Slurpee. :D
Did anyone else notice the sudden improvement in spelling/grammar though? Compare his ramblings from earlier on with the 'empty shell' one. Weird.
Did anyone else notice the sudden improvement in spelling/grammar though? Compare his ramblings from earlier on with the 'empty shell' one. Weird.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 06:42:15 PM
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 06:42:15 PM
Quote from: Archon<--- Tears from laughter over here. You're a genius, Slurpee. :DFUCK YOU I CAN'T WIN HE'S UNDEFEATABLE GRAARG
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 06:50:19 PM
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 06:50:19 PM
Wait a second, how is he a terrorist?
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: cokezeroglock on September 25, 2006, 06:54:44 PM
Post by: cokezeroglock on September 25, 2006, 06:54:44 PM
Quote from: NekopanWait a second, how is he a terrorist?That sounds like terrorist talk to me.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 07:02:56 PM
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 07:02:56 PM
Quote from: AmontilladoThat sounds like terrorist talk to me.
If I was a terrorist, do you think I'd be talking away my day on here?
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Alazar on September 25, 2006, 07:03:45 PM
Post by: Alazar on September 25, 2006, 07:03:45 PM
Quote from: HueyFreeclockFUCK YOU I CAN'T WIN HE'S UNDEFEATABLE GRAARG
You're talking about his sig, right?
Yeah, that sig is awesome. PROTECT MY BALLS!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on September 25, 2006, 07:03:47 PM
Post by: Jim Gaffigan on September 25, 2006, 07:03:47 PM
Quote from: NekopanWait a second, how is he a terrorist?
He sent wolves after Slurpee's family.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: cokezeroglock on September 25, 2006, 07:04:18 PM
Post by: cokezeroglock on September 25, 2006, 07:04:18 PM
Quote from: NekopanIf I was a terrorist, do you think I'd be talking away my day on here?Yes.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 07:09:23 PM
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 07:09:23 PM
Quote from: AmontilladoYes.
I can't tell if you're joking! Help!
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: cokezeroglock on September 25, 2006, 07:14:44 PM
Post by: cokezeroglock on September 25, 2006, 07:14:44 PM
Quote from: NekopanHelp!No.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 07:16:18 PM
Post by: Aargh Cat on September 25, 2006, 07:16:18 PM
Quote from: AmontilladoNo.
Meanie-face-head... butt. >:(
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: heavymetal on September 25, 2006, 07:30:32 PM
Post by: heavymetal on September 25, 2006, 07:30:32 PM
Me a terroist? hmmm *checks his personal data* Nope last time i looked i was feasting on osamas inards.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 07:40:11 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 07:40:11 PM
Quote from: heavy metalMe a terroist? hmmm *checks his personal data* Nope last time i looked i was feasting on osamas inards.Deluded terrorist babyraper.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: heavymetal on September 25, 2006, 07:42:18 PM
Post by: heavymetal on September 25, 2006, 07:42:18 PM
Crazy.... ah forget it
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: d u m p y on September 25, 2006, 07:52:23 PM
Post by: d u m p y on September 25, 2006, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: CaramelAppleoh boy i just love that guy...NOT!this is a witty and deciving post right here guys, oh man.
lol his poetry is funny.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 07:52:39 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 25, 2006, 07:52:39 PM
That's right.
Walk away.
Walk away.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: d u m p y on September 25, 2006, 07:53:36 PM
Post by: d u m p y on September 25, 2006, 07:53:36 PM
Quote from: SlurpeeThat's right.extra points for overkill
Walk away.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: PolyhedronClock on September 25, 2006, 08:24:42 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on September 25, 2006, 08:24:42 PM
Heh, that was entertaining. A little harsh, yes, but still good. Every newbie needs a bitchslap here and then. It was your new siggy that made me rofflewaff though.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 08:27:37 PM
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 08:27:37 PM
Quote from: SlurpeeThat's right.PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT *WHATCHA* *WHATCHA*
Walk away.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: Kombucha on September 25, 2006, 08:34:14 PM
Post by: Kombucha on September 25, 2006, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: SnakeheadI'm offended. I side with Heavy Metal because he can be nice, but I have no intention of ever retaliating. Besides, I'm more of a side character in this huge plot.{{{Snakehead}}}
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: SensuClock on September 25, 2006, 08:39:53 PM
Post by: SensuClock on September 25, 2006, 08:39:53 PM
Hey Heavy Metal, I'll make a collab with you! The darkness heavy sadness death cut razor metal slipnot Hitler Stalin and Malibu Barbie collab.
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: d u m p y on September 25, 2006, 08:40:54 PM
Post by: d u m p y on September 25, 2006, 08:40:54 PM
metal is an idiot. if slurpee were to do this to me i would be honored and i would enjoy every minute of it. what a fucking emo whore
Title: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 09:08:21 PM
Post by: KronosClock on September 25, 2006, 09:08:21 PM
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Title: Re: A HeavyMetal Anecdote
Post by: PhantomCatClock on July 12, 2021, 03:07:16 PM
Post by: PhantomCatClock on July 12, 2021, 03:07:16 PM
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i got the gist but still reupload i won't tell anyone