http://www.vimeo.com/1513129
no idea if its been posted yet.

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so how are you guys doing?

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what the fucking fuck are those flying things?
also he sounds like hes either really sleepy or half his face is dead.

Vox says:
Howdy

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
hello

Vox says:
Did you find that Guildwars thing?

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
what

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
i dont play shitty MMORPGs

Vox says:
Ok, well could you pay for my runescape membership please?

Vox says:
via phone

Vox says:
I tried actually, but my parents have this gay premium number restriction thing, so I can't call 1-800 or 1-900 numbers

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
hahahaha

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
oh man

Vox says:
Please?

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
why would anyone pay for that shitty FREE game?

Vox says:
Well I want to do the cool new quests, and take part in the Runescape 3 beta

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:


Vox says:
Please, it would really mean a lot to me

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
dude

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
1. i barely even know you
2. i hate MMORPGs
3. i would NEVER EVER spend money on one
4. especially not runescape
and 5. im 16 and i dont need a fucking $400 phone bill because some shitty coders cant afford food anymore because they never got a real job

Vox says:
So is that a maybe?

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
hahahahaha

Vox says:
Is it?

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
yes, for like 100Gs of weed

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
that should cover my phone bill

Vox says:
It's like $8.99

Vox says:
not $400

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
hahahahah

Vox says:
Please man

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
i need weed too

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
im addicted to dat shit

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
like

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
like

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
like people are addicted to that rimjob

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
runescape*

Vox says:
Then you're not addicted at all?

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
of course i am

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
i ask people on msn to buy me some all the time

Vox says:
But fuck

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
because i NEED it

Vox says:
please

Vox says:
Can you please buy me it?

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
im fucking addicted to that shit

Vox says:
I tried but the gay number is blocked

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
use your school phone

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
or your grandmothers

Vox says:
She's dead and lived in Hungary

Vox says:
School's out sucka'

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
then use your friends phones

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
you know

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
someone you can actually repay the money

Vox says:
I have no friends though

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
well that explains the runescape

Mouserz/Andrew/:awe: says:
HAHAHAHA

Vox says:
I guess :\


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or

I think for my first car part I'm going to buy a Fender.

As none of you might know, me and my family got killed in a car crash two weeks ago. this is the story of how we got in and out of hell, and what we witnessed.


When we woke up, we found ourselves in a cab that was driving really slowly. we tried talking to the driver but he wouldn't respond.


Like 6 or 7 hour later we arrived at some sort of hotel. it was right next to a devilish construction site.



We walked down the stairs and asked the doorman for the passage back to the place we were before. the doorman said that we could check out any time we wanted, but we could never leave, so i punched him in the asshole and we went out.
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While we were walking we started suspecting where we were...

Yes. We were in hell.

Immediately we started looking for Satan, to get us out of there.


While walking around hell, we noticed quite a few strange things.
Like the parking signs.

And a giant watermelon, i think it was a warning to some people. HINT HINT OLOL


Hell wasn't all bad tho, i mean, it had a 7/11. I had my first Slurpee there.


Also hell had all sorts of shit to keep one cool.

Tho the contradiction flavored mentos were weird.

Suddenly we were pulled to some shitty dock. while there i saw the cute local wildlife.

AWWWWWWWWWWWW


Anyway, we were suddenly on a boat that was riding the gay ocean.


We came ashore here.


Immediately i was astonished by the rich plant- and animal life on the island.






When we got to some sort of demon settlement.





They offered us a rich variety of food.




After we had a hearty meal, i went to explore this strange gay surrounded island.


I discovered some giant leafy dicks growing from ball sacks.


I also found a can of durian piss, i drank it.


While exploring the island i found a plane wreck. turns out its reserved for those faggots who made that shitty lord of the flies ripoff series.

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i know this is incredibly old, but its still awesome.
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Title relevant.
LINK
also, the Random button on neatorama is awesome.

LINK

QuoteTOKYO - She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries.

A Japanese firm has produced a 15-inch tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around $175, with a target market of lonely adult men.

Using her infrared sensors and battery power, the diminutive damsel named "EMA" puckers up for nearby human heads, entering what designers call its "love mode."

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"Strong, tough and battle-ready are some of the words often associated with robots, but we wanted to break that stereotype and provide a robot that's sweet and interactive," said Minako Sakanoue, a spokeswoman for the maker, Sega Toys.

"She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

EMA, which stands for Eternal Maiden Actualization, can also hand out business cards, sing and dance, with Sega hoping to sell 10,000 in the first year.

Japan, home to almost half the world's 800,000 industrial robots, envisions a $10-billion market for artificial intelligence in a decade.

Asians really DO have small dicks if they can fuck their 15inch mechagirlfriends.

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they aren't "leet", they're you faggots and assholes. i mean what the fuck is wrong with them?

it got leaked a few days early.

He said i was living off him like a parasite.

WELL FUCK HIM!

my mom wants me to get a base tan so i could be her cute round nigger.

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boy, i just love my neatorama.

ok actually just one ball
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