Quote from: CraisinClockIn so many words, I was told, either shave, or I'm not getting blowed. I shaved.


UPDATE; ingrown hairs. Sucky.

Get revenge and cram your dick as far down her throat and blow a load
or
if shes giving you head with covers over your head (like in bed) hold her head under just give out a nasty fart.
or
When shes blowing you, pull out and blow it in her hair.

you gotta let her know whos boss. Wear the pants.

Real men only shave the head of their dick.

And they dont use your pussy safety razor, only old fashion rusty straight edges.

Quote from: Doctor ClockOh mah gawd. Triangle, you look an awful lot like Jim Breuer.

i actually have a picture of myself with him.... me and my friends went to his stand up at the orlando house of blues and he was making fun of my friends little brother who we took along because he was excessively short and couldnt really see up on stage, anyway he invited us back stage and we talked with him for a bit and gave us some signed water bottles, ill get the picture and all that stuff tommorow. The man is fucking awesome.

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