holy fuck i just had a good ass idea





you know those big circle clocks you hang from walls, that take the two AA batteries and there's like.. a circular foot of clock but like an inch square of electronics at the center


they don't cost anything unless they say something cool inside, so get two of them


break the hour hand off of one, the minute hand off of another


glue a big black circle most of the way down the hour hand / half way down the minute hand, so they travel identical paths

BOOM

two big stupid googly eyes to put on the corners of a poster or something, and nobody will have any idea it's functional




you can look and tell what time it is

i planted the seed of this slurpee post in ages past and watered it just enough to get the bountiful crop you see before you, today



this was all i wanted, thank you for this feast

don't fall for it, rob. it's the last fight in a really long movie

pay no heed to my list of undead clocks that's just everybody's name crossed out except slurpee, rob, and flounderman. you're probably gonna have to pirate chinese ghost story 2 by now but it has a kaiju so get to goin'

anyway vcr watched chinese ghost story 2 and said it was the best movie he ever saw, is why i bring that up

does the bible say anything against peer pressuring people

then there's me, who only has imposter syndrome because the artist i wanna be like has it

why don't people with incontinence go live in the ocean

a centaur that is the top half of a dratini and the bottom half of a dragonaire

I cannot believe FFXIV's subscriber count is so high when their support is so unbelievably shitty. The first boss is being able to play the game. You pay $20 for a code that doesn't do anything until they spend days telling you no, twelve hours apart. I don't even want to be specific about what's happening because it sounds like a parody that is too insane and malevolent to have been made in any sort of good faith, but it's happening to me right now. They are all outies.

Quote from: Slurpee on April 08, 2024, 03:25:12 PMpcat the wii u and 3ds servers have gone down and I forgot to check beforehand if I was still the only one to clear your mario maker level.
this is gonna bug me. that was my only accomplishment in this life

clockalope still holds the record for Name That Bill



games i make haunt exactly one (1) person for all eternity

corners

You keep your maize farmers, traditionally, at the intersection of two perpendicular walls

there's a Gooch's Beach in Kennebunk

true now

brb moving back to maine

ok what about the bottom half of a mountain goat

that reminds me, it's almost time to vote on my next admin password

Sometimes relationships like that will just randomly flip to an unbreakable respect where even when the other person isn't around, they'll only say good things about each other and it is 100% random when/if that happens

oh it's shift+alt+s