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[PhantomCatClock]

tell us about how nintendo is going out of business because people are using sfm to make half life cutscenes k-dawg

[PhantomCatClock]

reminder that if you got logged out of newgrounds today it's because you're banned for being a clock, sorry everyone but i sold your account info for gold whistle status

[k9]

tell us about how nintendo is going out of business because people are using sfm to make half life cutscenes k-dawg

they live on a throne of iraq oil money

[PhantomCatClock]

maybe dual channel memory isn't a hobbyist buzzword after all

[k9]

dual channel memory

ahead of the game

[PhantomCatClock]

single channel game boy based harddrives

[BinaryClock]

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[RobClock]

i got drunk and watched the 1984 film adaptation of Nineteen Eighty Four


this may have not been the wisest decision for my mental health

[BinaryClock]

my locality has banned alcohol sales for the last two weeks and that will stay in effect for at least another week

when they enacted the ban it was only for a week or so, and right before it expired, it was extended for double that

[BinaryClock]

aye nice popst poptart

[Slurpee]

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that's the stuff

[Slurpee]

for some reason I had the clear channel memorandum open in a tab https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Channel_memorandum

and it's weird that they put "burnin for you" on it but not "godzilla" or "don't fear the reaper"

I mean the whole list is dumb but as a blue oyster cult fan I

[Slurpee]

I just noticed "rage against the machine - all songs"
lol

[pop-tart]

It's like whoever composed that list never listened to music before.

[RobClock]

my locality has banned alcohol sales for the last two weeks and that will stay in effect for at least another week

when they enacted the ban it was only for a week or so, and right before it expired, it was extended for double that

The WHO has advised for the restriction of alcohol sales during lockdown and I feel like prohibition reinstatement would be the straw that brakes the camels back for a sizeable portion of the populations agreeability towards this whole situation.

[PhantomCatClock]

i've been stocking up so i have something to trade for food



suck it, preppers who spent their family fortune on dehydrated spaghetti that's going to go bad in a year

[GreyClock]

Is this a new development because on Fridays after work I go for my weekly beer run.

Nobody is going to restrict the sale of alcohol here, but I don't need another situation where I have to wipe my ass with paper towels if you feel me.

[GreyClock]

No worries, friends. Tonight at least I'll be able to wipe my ass comfortably AND feed my crippling alcoholism.


Last night I dreamed that my mind was transferred back into my thirteen-year-old self. Naturally, I went shopping for leather jackets with my dad in some cavernous empty gym. The wire holding up an indoor cable car snapped and cut everyone to pieces. My severed head was surrounded by loose hands, legs and torsos.

Aren't you supposed to wake up right before you die or something?

[VCRClock]

Aren't you supposed to wake up right before you die or something?

I think they make an exception when somebody's worked really hard on the special effects