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Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: Soup Clock on November 21, 2011, 03:58:05 PM
and then when you try to bury her in the backyard you realize your neighbors are saying hi to you from over the fence and now you have to awkwardly shovel dirt on top of her while everyone is watching you?
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 21, 2011, 05:40:11 PM
Every other goddamn month.
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on November 21, 2011, 06:46:43 PM
I am a murderer and burying my wife
Bury bury bury
I'm burying my wife
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: FileCabinetClock on November 21, 2011, 06:53:53 PM
thats never happened to me
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: RobClock on November 21, 2011, 06:56:56 PM
Nah. I cut that bitch into 1000000 ice cube sized bits of meat, cooked em, fed em to my dog, then buried her shit in a yard 3 blocks from my house while it's occupant was out of town.

I'll tell ya, after the 5th divorce, the process becomes a little tedious.
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: F U Clock on November 21, 2011, 07:35:56 PM
Who can't cut their ex-wife into small enough pieces what were you raised in a barn Jesus.
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 21, 2011, 07:50:12 PM
Wood-chipper motha fuckas $$$$
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on November 21, 2011, 08:11:39 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1876179Mine's still clogged up with frozen chunks of Steve Buscemi

WHY WOULD YOU KILL ROB CLOCK! WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THAT :(
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 21, 2011, 08:20:15 PM
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 21, 2011, 09:09:08 PM
$500 ex-wife
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: Thor on November 21, 2011, 10:44:56 PM
That reminded me of how when I was in high school, my parents had a Japanese high school student live with us.

The guy who travelled with him and stayed at another home had no idea how to cut up his ex-wife. His mother always cut his human corpses for him.

This was a 16 year old guy at the time.
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 21, 2011, 11:12:18 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1876188$500 ex-wife
I never really understood why someone would spend over $100 on a single ex-wife.
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: buttplug on November 22, 2011, 09:24:23 PM
Quote from: Thor;1876192That reminded me of how when I was in high school, my parents had a Japanese high school student live with us.

The guy who travelled with him and stayed at another home had no idea how to cut up his ex-wife. His mother always cut his human corpses for him.

This was a 16 year old guy at the time.

wow talk about sheltered

I'll bet him mom did his ritual colon mutilation for him as well
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 22, 2011, 09:33:02 PM
torch n bury in a garden to help fertilize mmhmmmmm
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: Clocktopus on November 22, 2011, 11:12:41 PM
well now shes my ex-wife
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: PowerGloveClock on November 23, 2011, 03:12:23 AM
CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
Title: you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 23, 2011, 01:53:44 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1876376CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE

 
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