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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: SwirlberryClock on November 24, 2011, 11:58:49 AM

Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 24, 2011, 11:58:49 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you US clocks out there. But not you, you godless Europeans.

How are you guys spending this fine American holiday?
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 24, 2011, 12:02:37 PM
I'll tell you what I'm doing. My damn father signed us all up to help out at the church to serve lunches to the fucking homeless. What a jerk.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: RobClock on November 24, 2011, 12:04:33 PM
I'm thankful for the fact that proper Thanksgiving was about a month ago and that I didn't have to do jack shit for it. :)
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: VuBawlsClock on November 24, 2011, 12:31:34 PM
I get to consume everything
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: Topcatyo on November 24, 2011, 01:20:49 PM
food
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: Topcatyo on November 24, 2011, 01:20:58 PM
food a
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: Topcatyo on November 24, 2011, 01:21:05 PM
FFODOOODOODD
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: WrenchClock on November 24, 2011, 01:24:35 PM
what's a thanksgiving?
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 24, 2011, 01:30:51 PM
Quote from: WrenchClock;1876650what's a thanksgiving?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: StoopidClock on November 24, 2011, 01:35:34 PM
I'm going to get in line and get some free food from you.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: patriotclock on November 24, 2011, 01:56:50 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1876634I'm thankful for the fact that proper Thanksgiving was about a month ago and that I didn't have to do jack shit for it. :)

canada: thankful for celine dion since 1968
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 24, 2011, 02:10:05 PM
Quote from: WrenchClock;1876650what's a thanksgiving?

On this day 27 years ago we landed on Fraggle Rock
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 24, 2011, 02:50:38 PM
Quote from: StoopidClock;1876653I'm going to get in line and get some free food from you.

I think I saw you. Were you the guy with the long beard, and the weird growth thing on his face?
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: pop-tart on November 24, 2011, 03:06:16 PM
[flash=http://files.myfrogbag.com/kqk1bc/turkee.swf]width=550 height=400[/flash]
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: StoopidClock on November 24, 2011, 03:28:03 PM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1876670I think I saw you. Were you the guy with the long beard, and the weird growth thing on his face?

yeah that was me, i'm working on converting to GandalfClock. Just gotta finish growing out my clock.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: AnkhClock on November 24, 2011, 03:30:57 PM
I'm thankful that I don't live in Canada and have my holidays at the wrong time
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 24, 2011, 04:42:22 PM
Quote from: StoopidClock;1876673yeah that was me, i'm working on converting to GandalfClock. Just gotta finish growing out my clock.

Oh god, I was wondering what that was. Well, be sure to stop by the church bake sale next weekend!
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 24, 2011, 05:11:34 PM
I have no qualms with celebrating the subjugation of native americans with copious amounts of food. Love me some stuffing.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 24, 2011, 06:07:37 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1876683I have no qualms with celebrating the subjugation of native americans with copious amounts of food. Love me some stuffing.

Our Forefathers never subjugated the Native Americans. They taught the pilgrims how to plant corn and stuff, and then they all had a big feast to celebrate their new friendship. Even today we still have a strong relationship with the Native Americans. We visit them at the casinos every now and again, and exchange currency.

Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: TequilaClock on November 24, 2011, 06:12:08 PM
I wonder when is Manifest Destiny Day.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: Topcatyo on November 24, 2011, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1876672[flash=http://files.myfrogbag.com/kqk1bc/turkee.swf]width=550 height=400[/flash]
Yes.  YES
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1876683I have no qualms with celebrating the subjugation of native americans with copious amounts of food. Love me some stuffing.
Actually Thanksgiving was thought up by a 1850's Martha Stewart type woman who read story about a big feast that didn't actually happen.  Then she got all her fans to do it and then she sent Abraham Lincoln a bunch of letters until he made it a national holiday.

At least that's what I read today.

But we did fuck over the Native Americans.  Fucked'em over pretty good.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: Sinister Clock on November 24, 2011, 09:28:27 PM
Happy murder native americans and kick them out of their own country day!
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 24, 2011, 10:25:35 PM
Fuck all ya'll thanksgiving hater$.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving!
Post by: AnkhClock on November 24, 2011, 10:43:00 PM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1876750Fuck all ya'll thanksgiving hater$.