Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 09, 2011, 11:12:13 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 09, 2011, 11:12:13 AM
I'm gonna go trollin once they finish installing. Who's with me?
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: K3LTR0N on December 09, 2011, 01:00:14 PM
Post by: K3LTR0N on December 09, 2011, 01:00:14 PM
apb is pretty fun!! i dont have my desktop with me for 3 weeks though :'<
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: AMPEEEM on December 09, 2011, 03:55:21 PM
Post by: AMPEEEM on December 09, 2011, 03:55:21 PM
my steam name is ampmcl0ck!!
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: buttplug on December 09, 2011, 04:38:59 PM
Post by: buttplug on December 09, 2011, 04:38:59 PM
EQ2 free? Nice. Doesn't it need a subscription though?
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: WiiClock on December 10, 2011, 01:53:00 AM
Post by: WiiClock on December 10, 2011, 01:53:00 AM
downloading apb because idk what it is
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: AMPEEEM on December 10, 2011, 03:36:05 AM
Post by: AMPEEEM on December 10, 2011, 03:36:05 AM
Free
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 10, 2011, 01:24:41 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 10, 2011, 01:24:41 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1879570For no reasonI know they're not going to be fun, epecially APB, that's why I'm going trolling and doing shennanigans
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: K3LTR0N on December 10, 2011, 01:42:30 PM
Post by: K3LTR0N on December 10, 2011, 01:42:30 PM
apb is actually pretty fun :< id ask if any of you guys seriously want to play it with me w/o trolling but it doesnt even matter since no desktop!!
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: buttplug on December 10, 2011, 04:15:40 PM
Post by: buttplug on December 10, 2011, 04:15:40 PM
I got em installed
IN EQ2 I started a warlock in Gorowyn on Vox server. Its a PvP server
IN EQ2 I started a warlock in Gorowyn on Vox server. Its a PvP server
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: GearBoxClock on December 10, 2011, 10:10:10 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on December 10, 2011, 10:10:10 PM
APB, yessss
gonna drive a terrible car while dressed horribly, just like in real life
gonna drive a terrible car while dressed horribly, just like in real life
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 10, 2011, 10:13:25 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 10, 2011, 10:13:25 PM
Alright so this week is finals week for me and surprise surprise I'm busier than I thought I'd be.
The fun (for me, at least) will commence after 10AM on Thursday (which I finish my final critique)
The fun (for me, at least) will commence after 10AM on Thursday (which I finish my final critique)
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Lump Clock on December 11, 2011, 12:06:21 AM
Post by: Lump Clock on December 11, 2011, 12:06:21 AM
I got Everquest, so I'm down for shenanigans. Zachary.Colossus is my steam namey thing.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: buttplug on December 11, 2011, 12:23:27 AM
Post by: buttplug on December 11, 2011, 12:23:27 AM
I am sick of EQ already. I spent more time making my character than trying to play. It's basically WoW but easier and doesn't look quite as nice.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 11, 2011, 12:46:24 AM
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 11, 2011, 12:46:24 AM
I'd do shenanigans but my windows partition only has 1 gig left on it.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 11, 2011, 02:27:52 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 11, 2011, 02:27:52 AM
Instead of doing my homework like I should have been, I took an hour out of my time to make my character for APB.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00001.jpg&hash=8716a361c8d7f08fec6746b6251a01fffc4c7e28)
This server name seems to perfectly fit the shennanigans I will be shennanning.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00002.jpg&hash=9b6e9532f1cbd53cb89ee548dbc954ee7b476e01)
Why is this haistyle even an option?
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My character's name. If you can't read it, it says "NosferBLATBLATu"
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00004.jpg&hash=9ed87b66672ac7b348f140a51be6e47541fbcb4c)
I like the graphics of the game so far. Aside from this weird glitch that kept making my character really hard to see sometimes when I was making him, the people all look like people, and the options they give me seem to allow for a lot of depth.
Looking forward to getting my guy some sweetass duds.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00001.jpg&hash=8716a361c8d7f08fec6746b6251a01fffc4c7e28)
This server name seems to perfectly fit the shennanigans I will be shennanning.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00002.jpg&hash=9b6e9532f1cbd53cb89ee548dbc954ee7b476e01)
Why is this haistyle even an option?
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My character's name. If you can't read it, it says "NosferBLATBLATu"
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00004.jpg&hash=9ed87b66672ac7b348f140a51be6e47541fbcb4c)
I like the graphics of the game so far. Aside from this weird glitch that kept making my character really hard to see sometimes when I was making him, the people all look like people, and the options they give me seem to allow for a lot of depth.
Looking forward to getting my guy some sweetass duds.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: buttplug on December 11, 2011, 03:33:38 AM
Post by: buttplug on December 11, 2011, 03:33:38 AM
Did you make an enforcer or criminal?
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 11, 2011, 04:04:32 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 11, 2011, 04:04:32 AM
Quote from: Buttplug;1879762Did you make an enforcer or criminal?Enforcer. I figure my character being a police officer will play up my antics.
Also I'm hoping I can make a secondary character. If so, I'll make them a criminal.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: buttplug on December 11, 2011, 04:16:30 AM
Post by: buttplug on December 11, 2011, 04:16:30 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1879768Enforcer. I figure my character being a police officer will play up my antics.
Also I'm hoping I can make a secondary character. If so, I'll make them a criminal.
I made an enforcer too, black chick with a fro B)
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 11, 2011, 04:19:26 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 11, 2011, 04:19:26 AM
Quote from: Buttplug;1879769I made an enforcer too, black chick with a fro B)Nice
Also I just made my Everquest 2 character (goddamn is that game ugly).
This is my character, Puperskuper. He is an Erudite male swashbuckler.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 11, 2011, 05:02:46 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 11, 2011, 05:02:46 AM
As well, here's my APB Criminal character, TyrannosaurusSex
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00006.jpg&hash=e5085b9edfe5cc203981e8285779156880b50d86)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00006.jpg&hash=e5085b9edfe5cc203981e8285779156880b50d86)
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 13, 2011, 10:08:06 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 13, 2011, 10:08:06 PM
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I started my career as a police officer off on the right foot by immediately using my new powers to commandeer a vehicle from a civilian.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00008.jpg&hash=de0857926ac788aec5be5a12cded81ae877059be)
I didnââ,¬â,,¢t use the vehicle, though, I just took it and left it on the road. An elderly woman who was listening to Pendulum and had the exact same car pulled up behind so I decided to jump on her car and dance for one other police recruit who watched me for a whole two seconds.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00010.jpg&hash=60154f5c7cb58533ae060ffa9a2b72f12111e7cc)
Body Count: 3
Cause of Death: Stray bullet fire from police officer NosferBLATBLATu, who was aiming the gun directly at their heads.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00015.jpg&hash=8c76fe80125610e94057896705df524add232799)
I followed this guy around for a couple of minutes while firing my gun at him. He seemed, and was unfazed, as Friendly Fire is not on in APB.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00018.jpg&hash=82be01c3985a3157fb7da753727edf6770d0d219)
Body Count: 4
Cause of Death: Shot to the foot.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00019.jpg&hash=0da1ddbb1719315af4b674afed292451b1a7dc16)
Body Count: 7
Cause of Deaths: Bullets indiscriminately fired at perp ââ,¬Å"Ivan4hââ,¬Â failed to hit their intended target. It turns out you canââ,¬â,,¢t kill other players in the Tutorial section anyways.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00020.jpg&hash=835facee1756376a2c2aea37a4f7a7dbf7958efe)
However after I shot him a couple more times he did turn into a bag of flour.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00027.jpg&hash=675daee366398f1c0fe1007a2b306e2085ec2b26)
Somebody was dumb enough to give me a car with no questions asked.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00028.jpg&hash=c13875e05fb3c23c6a441f0a368f58ade3c53f72)
I used my new police equipment to follow this ââ,¬Å"minecraft99ââ,¬Â dude around relentlessly.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00029.jpg&hash=876931d12cf7becde6c2af7ef758015efe7b089e)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00030.jpg&hash=909c3451562e3aabcdcce033a7e4874d4dfcb5bc)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00031.jpg&hash=838df2f7a79dcb60d2a070bf04a3e5b764a68508)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00032.jpg&hash=8891be2884ecc844363f8e2f825c7850f1643638)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00034.jpg&hash=67bf32cc05b2f878ad4a07c5e886e435b88e54a3)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00036.jpg&hash=a4417aef2f251ab6be267dc3dd1b7a65a708b999)
Eventually I had to give up the chase because as it turns out you canââ,¬â,,¢t ram your vehicle into somebody elseââ,¬â,,¢s vehicle too much otherwise your vehicle explodes.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00038.jpg&hash=7a6d16ee98445a91c97bba6905b8f775dffbfb94)
Me admiring the graffiti that Iââ,¬â,,¢m totally supposed to paint over or something.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00039.jpg&hash=03e9d4ecce337a2ecd2e9d07dd3b52e2fc50419f)
Me using my new police powers to watch people undress.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00040.jpg&hash=8b2df3838cbd3fe8525a682f51a4d61c5161e61a)
Through some stroke of luck I managed to find Minecraft99 again. I peppered his car with as many bullets as I possibly could).
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00043.jpg&hash=a987f22e12a04a472fe6dedde0160d3a23c59417)
Body Count: 14
Cause of Most Recent Death: Shot her with bullets to look up her skirt and see her hoo-haw.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00046.jpg&hash=c11bc31062fe6346aaff8f621df707d33ddf3a07)
FUCK YOU MINECRAFT99
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00049.jpg&hash=bce0d373b999ef13f51859b20016ebd7cdc47b1d)
I received my first mission. I am instructed to remove some spraypaint. Mission progress is impeded in the beginning by some strange wall conjured by black magic.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00050.jpg&hash=8e58ff753309086840e93b089e48c9394cfd24e8)
Made time to chase (and kill) the milkman. Body Count: 15.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00053.jpg&hash=3aa4d134857bb9bb15b06546a3376b01b3ad7abb)
YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A: Graffiti ââ,¬Å"Tagââ,¬Â
First I weakened the enemy with some automatic weapon fire before going in for the killing blow.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00054.jpg&hash=0b15137d4a654a2ab4e02cd8e1f9e18113177b09)
There was plenty of collateral damage from the intense fight. Body Count: 20.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00057.jpg&hash=82367373f0bc269fbe0ab667b670dc7149bfd5d1)
THE KILLING BLOW
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Itââ,¬â,,¢s Super Effective!
You know, I could argue that spraypainting over cool graffiti with ugly graffiti isnââ,¬â,,¢t a very effective tactic for cleaning up the streets, but Iââ,¬â,,¢m not a cop. Oh wait yes I am.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00062.jpg&hash=a7e30e7f934fe06371763c480e941003f06c75d8)
I was instructed to spraypaint over another tag somewhere else in the district. I headed over there right away, making sure to feed Carzilla along the way.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00063.jpg&hash=d9840eeca0bed63bea2cb631e3b666305149219a)
TAKE THIS UC DAVIS STUDENTS
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With my mission completed I made my way out of the mall like a normal citizen. I may be a cop, but I donââ,¬â,,¢t let the power get to my head.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00067.jpg&hash=cdc3167b316fb94885e82459e0efbca20e72e058)
While checking my mail, my car blew up. I didnââ,¬â,,¢t stop reading my e-mail, though. I wanted to see what Danny, the lead singer of Blind Vortex.
I started my career as a police officer off on the right foot by immediately using my new powers to commandeer a vehicle from a civilian.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00008.jpg&hash=de0857926ac788aec5be5a12cded81ae877059be)
I didnââ,¬â,,¢t use the vehicle, though, I just took it and left it on the road. An elderly woman who was listening to Pendulum and had the exact same car pulled up behind so I decided to jump on her car and dance for one other police recruit who watched me for a whole two seconds.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00010.jpg&hash=60154f5c7cb58533ae060ffa9a2b72f12111e7cc)
Body Count: 3
Cause of Death: Stray bullet fire from police officer NosferBLATBLATu, who was aiming the gun directly at their heads.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00015.jpg&hash=8c76fe80125610e94057896705df524add232799)
I followed this guy around for a couple of minutes while firing my gun at him. He seemed, and was unfazed, as Friendly Fire is not on in APB.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00018.jpg&hash=82be01c3985a3157fb7da753727edf6770d0d219)
Body Count: 4
Cause of Death: Shot to the foot.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00019.jpg&hash=0da1ddbb1719315af4b674afed292451b1a7dc16)
Body Count: 7
Cause of Deaths: Bullets indiscriminately fired at perp ââ,¬Å"Ivan4hââ,¬Â failed to hit their intended target. It turns out you canââ,¬â,,¢t kill other players in the Tutorial section anyways.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00020.jpg&hash=835facee1756376a2c2aea37a4f7a7dbf7958efe)
However after I shot him a couple more times he did turn into a bag of flour.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00027.jpg&hash=675daee366398f1c0fe1007a2b306e2085ec2b26)
Somebody was dumb enough to give me a car with no questions asked.
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I used my new police equipment to follow this ââ,¬Å"minecraft99ââ,¬Â dude around relentlessly.
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(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00030.jpg&hash=909c3451562e3aabcdcce033a7e4874d4dfcb5bc)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00031.jpg&hash=838df2f7a79dcb60d2a070bf04a3e5b764a68508)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00032.jpg&hash=8891be2884ecc844363f8e2f825c7850f1643638)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00034.jpg&hash=67bf32cc05b2f878ad4a07c5e886e435b88e54a3)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00036.jpg&hash=a4417aef2f251ab6be267dc3dd1b7a65a708b999)
Eventually I had to give up the chase because as it turns out you canââ,¬â,,¢t ram your vehicle into somebody elseââ,¬â,,¢s vehicle too much otherwise your vehicle explodes.
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Me admiring the graffiti that Iââ,¬â,,¢m totally supposed to paint over or something.
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Me using my new police powers to watch people undress.
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Through some stroke of luck I managed to find Minecraft99 again. I peppered his car with as many bullets as I possibly could).
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Body Count: 14
Cause of Most Recent Death: Shot her with bullets to look up her skirt and see her hoo-haw.
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FUCK YOU MINECRAFT99
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I received my first mission. I am instructed to remove some spraypaint. Mission progress is impeded in the beginning by some strange wall conjured by black magic.
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Made time to chase (and kill) the milkman. Body Count: 15.
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YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A: Graffiti ââ,¬Å"Tagââ,¬Â
First I weakened the enemy with some automatic weapon fire before going in for the killing blow.
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There was plenty of collateral damage from the intense fight. Body Count: 20.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00057.jpg&hash=82367373f0bc269fbe0ab667b670dc7149bfd5d1)
THE KILLING BLOW
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Itââ,¬â,,¢s Super Effective!
You know, I could argue that spraypainting over cool graffiti with ugly graffiti isnââ,¬â,,¢t a very effective tactic for cleaning up the streets, but Iââ,¬â,,¢m not a cop. Oh wait yes I am.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00062.jpg&hash=a7e30e7f934fe06371763c480e941003f06c75d8)
I was instructed to spraypaint over another tag somewhere else in the district. I headed over there right away, making sure to feed Carzilla along the way.
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TAKE THIS UC DAVIS STUDENTS
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With my mission completed I made my way out of the mall like a normal citizen. I may be a cop, but I donââ,¬â,,¢t let the power get to my head.
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While checking my mail, my car blew up. I didnââ,¬â,,¢t stop reading my e-mail, though. I wanted to see what Danny, the lead singer of Blind Vortex.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: Topcatyo on December 13, 2011, 10:14:42 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 13, 2011, 10:14:42 PM
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Body count: 36
Cause of Death: Look, I fucking shot her, okay?
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Iââ,¬â,,¢m just posting this because my guy looks really funky in this shot.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00074.jpg&hash=a178e3699e4ac60e768a10a995c1866b343b2ea9)
Showing this ââ,¬Å"Mirri Kentââ,¬Â lady my sweet gun moves. I tried shooting her when she didnââ,¬â,,¢t give a shit, but I canââ,¬â,,¢t.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00075.jpg&hash=f942eab00ee8362052f135bf3e89ffa2874822a6)
I get my next mission: Plant a bug somewhere because of things.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00079.jpg&hash=d6778a1ce6f1f05db6a4a14b5499e334f18fe542)
Youââ,¬â,,¢d think a police officer would find a better place to hide a bug, but what you donââ,¬â,,¢t know is that these bugs weââ,¬â,,¢re planting are invisible.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00082.jpg&hash=c005b272d3248ad3a6c79176d162c0f1a01e6cae)
When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force.
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ââ,¬Å"I donââ,¬â,,¢t know what to do on the screen where it tells me to feed it a stray cat.ââ,¬Â
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There will be no bubbles for anybody! Even police officers!
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On tonightââ,¬â,,¢s episode of APB: Reloaded, special agent NosferBLATBLATu must plant another invisible bug somewhere, or theyââ,¬â,,¢ll kill his daughter.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00086.jpg&hash=aa50c8f55eead7bbcfe08defdbcb704ec35daf7a)
FUCK DOORS
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Man, the price of gas has been so low lately!
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00091.jpg&hash=eb3807ca96d24e57f6065b2ffa24c689cbe5252a)
I harassed this Vedsted dude for a while. I just followed his car around for 5 minutes.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00092.jpg&hash=9ce67ef86907e407c34be479ffcc6071983f8ea6)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00093.jpg&hash=85a57ad2298359ac96566d6be1fa64f728aeae1c)
It all came to a stop when he crashed into this wall. When I looked in the vehicle, he was nowhere to be found, and he never left the car. Itââ,¬â,,¢s like heââ,¬Â¦ vanishedââ,¬Â¦
But he probably logged off.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00094.jpg&hash=afa15134b4c943835c48efa241012ef12121a700)
Body Count: 67
Cause of Death: Died after being gently caressed by my vehicle. These civilians have no survival skills.
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My next mission had me smash a door with a battering ram (because fuck doors), and then I had to carry dynamite somewhere.
They let me, a new recruit, carry dynamite unsupervised somewhere else. Good going San Pedro. Now I understand why everybody in your city is dying.
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Lucky for them I completed the mission like they wanted (I really wanna get out of this training area)
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A real OG keeps his inbox clean.
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Then the game got weird and it gave me the final tutorial mission again.
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Then some dude started shooting at me with his gun. I returned fire, but since neither of us is allowed to kill each other here, it all basically played out like that Dead Weather music video.
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The game continued to be weird by telling me there was a mailbox right here.
But there wasnââ,¬â,,¢t. Ooh, spooky.
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With the tutorials completed I went to the social hub, which starts you off in a dance floor.
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One day I hope to look just as good as this guy.
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Before I quit for the night, I decided to try and have a last little bit of fun with Minecraft99
Hopefully next time I play, now that I'm at the real part of the game, I can do some real shennanigans.
Body count: 36
Cause of Death: Look, I fucking shot her, okay?
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00072.jpg&hash=74c691ccba990de4ba1e48c67ee03c66cc0cc27f)
Iââ,¬â,,¢m just posting this because my guy looks really funky in this shot.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00074.jpg&hash=a178e3699e4ac60e768a10a995c1866b343b2ea9)
Showing this ââ,¬Å"Mirri Kentââ,¬Â lady my sweet gun moves. I tried shooting her when she didnââ,¬â,,¢t give a shit, but I canââ,¬â,,¢t.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00075.jpg&hash=f942eab00ee8362052f135bf3e89ffa2874822a6)
I get my next mission: Plant a bug somewhere because of things.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00079.jpg&hash=d6778a1ce6f1f05db6a4a14b5499e334f18fe542)
Youââ,¬â,,¢d think a police officer would find a better place to hide a bug, but what you donââ,¬â,,¢t know is that these bugs weââ,¬â,,¢re planting are invisible.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00082.jpg&hash=c005b272d3248ad3a6c79176d162c0f1a01e6cae)
When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00083.jpg&hash=d9a24d84be086765b94edc9b8bc62cdcf143624d)
ââ,¬Å"I donââ,¬â,,¢t know what to do on the screen where it tells me to feed it a stray cat.ââ,¬Â
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00084.jpg&hash=280794458cf71cc17ce864a1fc25315bc5856ee2)
There will be no bubbles for anybody! Even police officers!
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00085.jpg&hash=9bfabd278921c61e953f5a4e7db3e1dbc5e564ee)
On tonightââ,¬â,,¢s episode of APB: Reloaded, special agent NosferBLATBLATu must plant another invisible bug somewhere, or theyââ,¬â,,¢ll kill his daughter.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00086.jpg&hash=aa50c8f55eead7bbcfe08defdbcb704ec35daf7a)
FUCK DOORS
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00089.jpg&hash=359d5bf2dbd3f8a5a1bab5f48974aaee631455e7)
Man, the price of gas has been so low lately!
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00091.jpg&hash=eb3807ca96d24e57f6065b2ffa24c689cbe5252a)
I harassed this Vedsted dude for a while. I just followed his car around for 5 minutes.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00092.jpg&hash=9ce67ef86907e407c34be479ffcc6071983f8ea6)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00093.jpg&hash=85a57ad2298359ac96566d6be1fa64f728aeae1c)
It all came to a stop when he crashed into this wall. When I looked in the vehicle, he was nowhere to be found, and he never left the car. Itââ,¬â,,¢s like heââ,¬Â¦ vanishedââ,¬Â¦
But he probably logged off.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi424.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp325%2FTopcatyo_junk%2FMMO%2520Fun%2F2011-12-11_00094.jpg&hash=afa15134b4c943835c48efa241012ef12121a700)
Body Count: 67
Cause of Death: Died after being gently caressed by my vehicle. These civilians have no survival skills.
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My next mission had me smash a door with a battering ram (because fuck doors), and then I had to carry dynamite somewhere.
They let me, a new recruit, carry dynamite unsupervised somewhere else. Good going San Pedro. Now I understand why everybody in your city is dying.
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Lucky for them I completed the mission like they wanted (I really wanna get out of this training area)
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A real OG keeps his inbox clean.
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Then the game got weird and it gave me the final tutorial mission again.
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Then some dude started shooting at me with his gun. I returned fire, but since neither of us is allowed to kill each other here, it all basically played out like that Dead Weather music video.
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The game continued to be weird by telling me there was a mailbox right here.
But there wasnââ,¬â,,¢t. Ooh, spooky.
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With the tutorials completed I went to the social hub, which starts you off in a dance floor.
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One day I hope to look just as good as this guy.
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Before I quit for the night, I decided to try and have a last little bit of fun with Minecraft99
Hopefully next time I play, now that I'm at the real part of the game, I can do some real shennanigans.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: buttplug on December 14, 2011, 01:56:02 AM
Post by: buttplug on December 14, 2011, 01:56:02 AM
that was fucking hilarious. You could probably sell that to a website as an article.
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: TelephoneClock on December 14, 2011, 11:44:15 AM
Post by: TelephoneClock on December 14, 2011, 11:44:15 AM
I named my Enforcer character modusOPERANDI
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Let's do this. (Steam name Telephone Clock)
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Let's do this. (Steam name Telephone Clock)
Title: Hey guys, APB and Everquest 2 are free on Steam
Post by: ActionClock on December 14, 2011, 01:16:18 PM
Post by: ActionClock on December 14, 2011, 01:16:18 PM
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Officer Carl Winslow on the case.
Officer Carl Winslow on the case.