Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 25, 2011, 12:33:52 AM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 25, 2011, 12:33:52 AM
PUT SHOE ON HEAD
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 12:43:36 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 12:43:36 AM
shoe on head or gtfo
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 12:53:38 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 12:53:38 AM
I have an imaginary invisible shoe pretending to be on my head at this very moment.
Good enough.
Good enough.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 25, 2011, 01:44:51 AM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 25, 2011, 01:44:51 AM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883119I have an imaginary invisible shoe pretending to be on my head at this very moment.
Good enough.
NO.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 09:07:40 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 09:07:40 AM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1883139NO.
YES.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Lump Clock on December 25, 2011, 02:43:58 PM
Post by: Lump Clock on December 25, 2011, 02:43:58 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1883183
If you watch carefully you can actually see the point at which he forces himself not to laugh.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 04:58:31 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 04:58:31 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1883183
in opposite land, that means yes.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 05:16:17 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 05:16:17 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1883277
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kombucha on December 25, 2011, 05:23:34 PM
Post by: Kombucha on December 25, 2011, 05:23:34 PM
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 25, 2011, 05:24:52 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 25, 2011, 05:24:52 PM
SHOE ON HEAD OR GTFO
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 05:34:32 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 05:34:32 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1883283So you're saying yes you will put your shoe on your head
good get to it chop chop
No way.
The day I obey Someone who is old enough to be my kid is the day you visit Canada and have $500 steak with me and MFC.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kombucha on December 25, 2011, 05:36:40 PM
Post by: Kombucha on December 25, 2011, 05:36:40 PM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883295you visit Canada and have $500 steak with me and MFC.Can this please happen?
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 05:43:58 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 05:43:58 PM
zeffy and ribs talk politely about manga while mfc grumbles with his arms crossed while looking down at the floor. Eventually mfc cant handle it anymore, flips the table over with great effort, and challenges corpsegrinder to a fight. Corpsegrinder then rises from his seat to his full height of twelve feet and three inches, his neck frill expands, his bird like tail expands to reveal his colorful plumage, and he starts screaming at him in parseltongue, mfc then starts crying and runs back to the car. The waiter puts the table back up and ribs and zeffy continue their conversation where they left off, specifically about how they like shipping lesbian characters with men.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 05:50:18 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 05:50:18 PM
zeffy had ribsclock when she was 8.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kombucha on December 25, 2011, 05:52:47 PM
Post by: Kombucha on December 25, 2011, 05:52:47 PM
Zeffy is incredibly old and has a thousand children
Shub-Niggurath Clock.
Shub-Niggurath Clock.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 05:54:08 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 05:54:08 PM
everybody in the cc is young enough to be her kid.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 06:05:27 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 06:05:27 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1883304Zeffy is incredibly old and has a thousand children
Shub-Niggurath Clock.
I gave birth to half of the cc.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 06:06:18 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1883305everybody in the cc is young enough to be her kid.
Not albino or ribs or absinthe or lospy.
Could have not gave birth to pineapple.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kombucha on December 25, 2011, 06:10:02 PM
Post by: Kombucha on December 25, 2011, 06:10:02 PM
Biological Clock's age is unknowable but he is rumored to outlived his native universe several times over.
He's Lord English.
He's Lord English.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: patriotclock on December 25, 2011, 06:57:10 PM
Post by: patriotclock on December 25, 2011, 06:57:10 PM
How old is zeffy
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 25, 2011, 08:13:27 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 25, 2011, 08:13:27 PM
shes old enough to shoe on head
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 25, 2011, 08:40:01 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 25, 2011, 08:40:01 PM
How old is her? and on a side question that i thought up after this who is the oldest member of the clock crew?
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 10:49:11 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 25, 2011, 10:49:11 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1883379The default answer is always Bio.
As for member who has been here in recent memory, Piney's 34 or 35 I think, I don't remember how old Losperman is. Frank and Joliet Jane are both relatively old but equally inactive.
Lospy is the same age as me.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 25, 2011, 10:53:51 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 25, 2011, 10:53:51 PM
29? That's hardly old at all.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 10:55:19 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 25, 2011, 10:55:19 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;188339929? That's hardly old at all.
she's not ancient yet, but she's certainly old enough to shoe on head
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 26, 2011, 02:31:15 AM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 26, 2011, 02:31:15 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1883400she's not ancient yet, but she's certainly old enough to shoe on head
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 03:08:37 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 03:08:37 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;188339929? That's hardly old at all.
Sheesh
Actially younger than that
No shoe on head for me. Only soak in hot tub.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 03:14:55 AM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 03:14:55 AM
Place orthopedic shoe on grey balding head
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 26, 2011, 03:19:52 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 26, 2011, 03:19:52 AM
you're not getting any younger, better shoe on head before you get old.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 10:07:13 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 10:07:13 AM
Even if I put sohoe on head, how would you guys know?
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on December 26, 2011, 10:24:15 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on December 26, 2011, 10:24:15 AM
do the forced meme
you are a woman
yes
no
ur old
yes
no
page 2
you are a woman
yes
no
ur old
yes
no
page 2
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 10:43:33 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 10:43:33 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fshoesonheads.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Fpropensity_for_intensity_shoe_on_head-e1282605630562.jpg&hash=ed7082373a5a301a5e70fc128b7dcaf04ddac165)
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:18:22 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:18:22 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1883486
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Lol broken, sir.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: patriotclock on December 26, 2011, 12:50:50 PM
Post by: patriotclock on December 26, 2011, 12:50:50 PM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883443Sheesh
Actially younger than that
No shoe on head for me. Only soak in hot tub.
That's not old. You couldn't have given birth to me at younger than 8
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 01:56:16 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 01:56:16 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1883509That's not old. You couldn't have given birth to me at younger than 8
the youngest mother on Earth was under 6 years old
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: patriotclock on December 26, 2011, 04:27:21 PM
Post by: patriotclock on December 26, 2011, 04:27:21 PM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883517the youngest mother on Earth was under 6 years old
Sounds like a real slut
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 26, 2011, 06:38:21 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 26, 2011, 06:38:21 PM
why wont you shoe on head, WHY?
GTFO
GTFO
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 06:49:22 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 06:49:22 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1883555why wont you shoe on head, WHY?
GTFO
Noe.
U gtfo.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 07:11:00 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 07:11:00 PM
Put a boot on your head thats a good mediation point
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 26, 2011, 07:25:52 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 26, 2011, 07:25:52 PM
Did you just call me old?
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 09:51:21 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 09:51:21 PM
If you dont put a shoe on your head ill ban you im head honcho
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 10:25:15 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 10:25:15 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1883603Zeffy I think you at least owe me one shoe on your head.
Only if you come up to Vancouver and go out to the $500 steakhouse with me and MFC.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 10:25:55 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 10:25:55 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1883611If you dont put a shoe on your head ill ban you im head honcho
Omgpeanutbutterisbitclocklolomg
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 10:59:41 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 10:59:41 PM
I cant actually ban you i dont have the authority
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:03:17 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:03:17 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1883629I cant actually ban you i dont have the authority
you're just Pretending that you don't have magical moderation powers.
BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU DO!!!!
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 11:06:16 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 11:06:16 PM
Ok you caught me :) But its actually only you i can ban so you better respect my authority, im like your supervisor ask any of the staff it was a super secret initiative, clam and mineralwater dont know about it
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:17:09 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:17:09 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1883635Ok you caught me :) But its actually only you i can ban so you better respect my authority, im like your supervisor ask any of the staff it was a super secret initiative, clam and mineralwater dont know about it
Lol.
No one is my supervisor. :)
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 11:21:44 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 11:21:44 PM
Except for me that is
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 11:22:23 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 11:22:23 PM
And im kodiaks supervisor too no morw dicks hot shot
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 11:29:49 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 26, 2011, 11:29:49 PM
What kind of ass hole pays $500 for a steak
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:30:26 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:30:26 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1883647Except for me that is
You're too young for me, darling.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:31:47 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 26, 2011, 11:31:47 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1883654If there's mushrooms on my steak I'm not paying for it.
No mushrooms..
Ztere's an awesome toomahawk steak I want to order. :)
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Losperman on December 27, 2011, 12:00:47 AM
Post by: Losperman on December 27, 2011, 12:00:47 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1883579Did you just call me old?
Yeah, she called me old, too:
Quote from: Marlin Clock;188339929? That's hardly old at all.
Quote from: Zeffy;1883443Sheesh
Actially younger than that
Sheesh
Sheesh
Sheesh
Sheesh
Sheesh
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 12:10:17 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 12:10:17 AM
Quote from: Losperman;1883672Yeah, she called me old, too:
Sheesh
Sheesh
Sheesh
Sheesh
Sheesh
OMG.
Technically, I am a yeR younger than you.
you guys are a sensitive bunch, aren't ya? :p
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Losperman on December 27, 2011, 12:16:21 AM
Post by: Losperman on December 27, 2011, 12:16:21 AM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883676OMG.
Technically, I am a yeR younger than you.
you guys are a sensitive bunch, aren't ya? :p
You know us OLD FOLK, all sensitive and shit.
:hmph:
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 12:19:50 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 12:19:50 AM
Quote from: Losperman;1883679You know us OLD FOLK, all sensitive and shit.
:hmph:
I AM MORE SENSITIVE THAN YOU BECAUSE I'M A MOODY CHICK !!!!!
:catfight:
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 27, 2011, 12:28:37 AM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 27, 2011, 12:28:37 AM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883660You're too young for me, darling.
I didnt say boyfriend i said supervisor.
But we all know that you a cougar
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Losperman on December 27, 2011, 12:28:43 AM
Post by: Losperman on December 27, 2011, 12:28:43 AM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883680I AM MORE SENSITIVE THAN YOU BECAUSE I'M A MOODY CHICK !!!!!
:catfight:
An OLD moody chick. ;)
Just kidding. {{{}}}
Also, on the old note, maybe I'm getting too old for this shit.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 12:33:02 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 12:33:02 AM
Quote from: Losperman;1883685An OLD moody chick. ;)
Just kidding. {{{}}}
Also, on the old note, maybe I'm getting too old for this shit.
Lulz
I know wheRe you come from.
I feel like an old, outdated fart posting here sometimes.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 12:35:15 AM
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1883684But we all know that you a cougar
Sorry, but I learned my lessons.
I went for an older man.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 27, 2011, 12:50:42 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 27, 2011, 12:50:42 AM
Once you turn 30 your life is officially over and you are an old person.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Losperman on December 27, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
Post by: Losperman on December 27, 2011, 01:24:49 AM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883686I feel like an old, outdated fart posting here sometimes.
They should give us our own forum. "Old Folk's Home."
We can just sit around and talk about how things were different back in our days. And forget who everyone is. And play checkers.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: BoomStick Clock on December 27, 2011, 03:27:11 AM
Post by: BoomStick Clock on December 27, 2011, 03:27:11 AM
and wear diapers because we're all incontinent.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 27, 2011, 07:11:35 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 27, 2011, 07:11:35 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1883648And im kodiaks supervisor too no morw dicks hot shot
your fired
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 27, 2011, 07:19:38 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 27, 2011, 07:19:38 PM
That fire backfired because now your fired
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 11:52:47 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 27, 2011, 11:52:47 PM
I adore the incorrect use of your
[video=youtube;Wz7zo1BvvA4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7zo1BvvA4&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
[video=youtube;Wz7zo1BvvA4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7zo1BvvA4&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 05:04:08 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: Zeffy;1883988I adore the incorrect use of your
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 06:35:43 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 06:35:43 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*throws up*
*throws up*
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 06:55:27 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 06:55:27 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1884216what
it's just a dick
<------ married woman...somehow
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 06:58:10 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 06:58:10 PM
married people have a ring that says hey dont hang out with me im boring
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:07:48 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1884222oh yeah and suddenly aaaaaaaany other dick is vomitworthy gross just because you're married
:rolleyes:
EXACTLY.
glad you understand. :D
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:09:02 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:09:02 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1884224married people have a ring that says hey dont hang out with me im boring
the ring also means don't make silly threads requesting people to preform outdated memes because I'm a really boring person.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 07:13:57 PM
dont tell me how to kodiak
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:15:48 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:15:48 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1884232dont tell me how to kodiak
DicksdicksDicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksicksdicksdicks
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
zeffy so old she put orthopedic shoe on head
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 07:25:44 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 28, 2011, 07:25:44 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthyblackman.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F07%2FchrisrockOK.jpg&hash=3e44789630e78a718b9cc0906dd04a1dbcdba49f)
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:28:32 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:28:32 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1884235zeffy so old she put orthopedic shoe on head
Damn right
Ribbing ribs is my fountain of youth.
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:44:07 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 07:44:07 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1884240I forgot she's canadian we've been doing this wrong the whole time
put boot on head
Don't really have a pair.
West coast. West cooooooast
Title: ATTN ZEFFY
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 08:11:34 PM
Post by: Zeffy on December 28, 2011, 08:11:34 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1884244I'm from California and my home town looks like the set of the Red Green Show.
not where I live.
I live in one of those rare parts of Canada where we're lucky if it snows 2 times a year. rains here like Seattle
even if it does snow, it usually melts away quite quickly.
The good thing is it's only 1.5 drive away to a mountain for skiing.
Also 3 hours away to surfing.