and we have done nothing about it. our street cred is officially down the drain.
Hey man can you blame Tree a new volume of One Piece comes out this week.
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We need to get an Korean bounty hunter to track him down.
fart
Quote from: GreyClock;1884584fart
I thought you didn't want this thread to get
gassed.
Quote from: Kombucha;1884585I thought you didn't want this thread to get gassed.
I will reinstate the harmony award ++ and give it to anyone who burns TreeClock's house down.
We could have a flash day and make the preloader a wanted poster, something like the one I posted above but less shit, and the movies could be about how TreeClock is a corrupt thieving bastard.
Quote from: GreyClock;1884589We could have a flash day and make the preloader a wanted poster, something like the one I posted above but less shit, and the movies could be about how TreeClock is a corrupt thieving bastard.
yes this is real fun and all but i propose we hire a Chain Bear Assassin
why not ungas thread
How long ago was this anyway? We could probably just inform the IRS what happened and get tree in trouble for defrauding a charitable organization (I'm pretty sure we count after that cow thing)
^ look at this horse thief makin a serious post in a joke thread
Quote from: Thor;1884669How long ago was this anyway? We could probably just inform the IRS what happened and get tree in trouble for defrauding a charitable organization (I'm pretty sure we count after that cow thing)
His last post was in January of 09. Sometime that year, I guess?
Edit:
It was before November 2nd 09 and Dwarfinator seems to know about it, he should post itt if he knows the general time the money disappeared from the account.
Its probably too late for us to take legal action. However its never too late for violent bloody murder and arson.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1884691Its probably too late for us to take legal action. However its never too late for violent bloody murder and arson.
this isnt how statute of limitations works. if its been less than 3 years (which it seems to be) itll almost definitely still be within our window to take legal action
Does anybody still have information on how exactly it happened? Like what the paypal account was ect
cheese him out dats a rat move
lets trek to his house and roll on a norwegian
guys just to put it out there it's not like tree was trying to steal from us
I don't have the thread link ready, but I'm pretty sure we figured out in an older thread that Tree was in some personal financial trouble a while back. Here's a Destructoid post from 2009 where he's trying to sell the remainder of his stuff. (http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/JonDarkwood/selling-all-my-stuff-sucks--133597.phtml) Tree might have "borrowed" the prize money fund because he had to, intending to pay it back, but then wasn't able to. (If by some incredible turn of events Tree is now rich enough to blow $1000 on whatever he wants, maybe he's just forgotten he still owes us.)
Before literally calling the fucking feds, we could actually try locating Tree, either through someone who knew him, or through the Virginia Tech alumni directory if possible. That is, if people actually care about this and aren't just getting riled up about it because it's cool. If possible, I'd like to hear who donated what amount to the Tree prize fund, just to see how many people still here at the Clock Crew actually lost more than like $20 to this fiasco. I know some people donated a lot, but that was the minority.
Besides, it's not like if we had the $1000 in prize money back, you'd all suddenly be making better movies trying to win it.
People have already located and talked to him before. For a while he said he would give us the money back "eventually" but then he stopped answering messages. The time for trust and understanding is over, now is the time for justice.
I say whoever finds tree and posts a video of him beating him up or flinging poo at his house, can keep the 1000 bucks because like vcr said, we arent going to use it for something good anyway.
Its not about getting our money back, its the principle. The ancient laws of the Esoteric Order of StrawberryClock DEMANDS retribution. The penalty for treason is DEATH. And also bags of flaming dog poop. The dog poop is important, it is one of our most sacred rites.
Quote from: VCRClock;1884730guys just to put it out there it's not like tree was trying to steal from us
I don't have the thread link ready, but I'm pretty sure we figured out in an older thread that Tree was in some personal financial trouble a while back. Here's a Destructoid post from 2009 where he's trying to sell the remainder of his stuff. Tree might have "borrowed" the prize money fund because he had to, intending to pay it back, but then wasn't able to. (If by some incredible turn of events Tree is now rich enough to blow $1000 on whatever he wants, maybe he's just forgotten he still owes us.)
Before literally calling the fucking feds, we could actually try locating Tree, either through someone who knew him, or through the Virginia Tech alumni directory if possible. That is, if people actually care about this and aren't just getting riled up about it because it's cool. If possible, I'd like to hear who donated what amount to the Tree prize fund, just to see how many people still here at the Clock Crew actually lost more than like $20 to this fiasco. I know some people donated a lot, but that was the minority.
Besides, it's not like if we had the $1000 in prize money back, you'd all suddenly be making better movies trying to win it.
He stole our money because he "had" to? Don't be daft, he took it and then disappeared from the Clock Crew. This wasn't an accident lmao
I'm seriously suggesting a bounty hunter. That is all.
Quote from: VCRClock;1884730guys just to put it out there it's not like tree was trying to steal from us
I don't have the thread link ready, but I'm pretty sure we figured out in an older thread that Tree was in some personal financial trouble a while back. Here's a Destructoid post from 2009 where he's trying to sell the remainder of his stuff. Tree might have "borrowed" the prize money fund because he had to, intending to pay it back, but then wasn't able to. (If by some incredible turn of events Tree is now rich enough to blow $1000 on whatever he wants, maybe he's just forgotten he still owes us.)
Before literally calling the fucking feds, we could actually try locating Tree, either through someone who knew him, or through the Virginia Tech alumni directory if possible. That is, if people actually care about this and aren't just getting riled up about it because it's cool. If possible, I'd like to hear who donated what amount to the Tree prize fund, just to see how many people still here at the Clock Crew actually lost more than like $20 to this fiasco. I know some people donated a lot, but that was the minority.
Besides, it's not like if we had the $1000 in prize money back, you'd all suddenly be making better movies trying to win it.
I'm sure that'd go over spectacularly if I tried that at a bank.
"Oh I only need a thousand dollars right now, so give it to me and I might pay you back later."
We are terrible loansharks. I say we shatter his kneecaps.
Or the flaming dog poo thing, but only if it does atleast 1000 usd wordt of damage.
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man, thats probably the only reason he joined was to gradually work his way to the top and then steal $1000
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man, thats probably the only reason he joined was to gradually work his way to the top and then steal $1000
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man, thats probably the only reason he joined was to gradually work his way to the top and then steal $1000
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man, thats probably the only reason he joined was to gradually work his way to the top and then steal $1000
Treeclock stole my plan. What a jerk.
Now that I'm staff I use the cc donation system for money laundering.
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man aw it's not funny anymore.
i say if we can figure out tree clock's address we do the flaming dog poo thing (or just paint a bag of dog poo with fire paint if he lives in a wooded area) and then leave a note saying "yo we wanna talk clockcrew.cc" and see if he pays us a visit. it'd be kinda funny and if it happened to me i'd do it because this is an internet forum. what, are you going to physically hurt me :\
if he comes, we be real peaceful like and inquire about the $1000 dollars. maybe if we're civil enough and he's well-off enough and if he's of good moral fiber he'll actually pay us back with little trouble.
this is me spitballing and this idea is probably dumb
We could mail him boxes of shit to all arrive on the same day and set his place on fire. That'd be like living in a giant flaming shit bag. I propose we use the rest of our funds on boxes, and high fiber food.
I say we leave the flaming shit bag on his doorstep, and leave an image of an angry strawberryclock next to it, but far enough away that it won't catch fire.
I say we hire one of these and move his house to North Pole
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Each of us should seperately vomit in a bag, freeze that vomit in sort of a pancake shape and then someone drives a freezer van full of vomit pancakes to his house and shoves them through his letterbox.
We should resurrect his parents and murder them infront of his eyes.
To far?
I THINK NOT!
Well lets start at the beginning, what's his full irl name.
we should write jokes about vtech and mail them to him
Quote from: Asshatclock;1885053Well lets start at the beginning, what's his full irl name.
For some reason the last name Wood comes to mind.
Just cut your losses, youll never see that $1000 again treeclock already spent the money on crack and now hes in a coma
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1885175For some reason the last name Wood comes to mind.
i think he's names jon darkwood, but i'm not 100% sure
He was killed in the shooting
Not the vtech shooting, this one happened in the hood after a botched crack deal
Treeclock smokes crack
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1885175For some reason the last name Wood comes to mind.
Hehe
Tree
Wood
Well did he ever post his picture in any of the postyourpic threads, if so, we can just search myspace,facebook,whatever and compare pictures with whatever accounts pop up and the race is on.
That would take so long ass hat i dunno how your gonna do that
Compare his picture from the post your picture thread to any of the two accounts I found here?
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If we have a match then were a step closer, I'm pretty sure there has to be a picture somewhere, I know someone kept most of the clocks revealed bullshit.
The myspace account says he's in texas, I mean that narrows things a little bit down right ?
man I feel like a detective :sherlock:
renegade has his facebook and address I believe.
Post #1735 had a picture of Tree (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?70852-POST-UR-PIC-thread-v3.0-quot-DAMNIT-JOEY-YOU-OBESE-FUCK-YOU-DISGUST-ME!-quot/page87&highlight=comiccon), I'm pretty sure.
It's gone now, though.
EDIT: We're getting closer. I found this.
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Quote from: BluezombieClock;1885301Post #1735 had a picture of Tree, I'm pretty sure.
It's gone now, though.
EDIT: We're getting closer. I found this.

Christ I made that in 2005
Quote from: AnkhClock;1885302Christ I made that in 2005
Fuckin hell yeah :rockin:
But yeah I just searched for a good while. I recall seeing the picture recently, too. It was a photo of Tree, Piney and Renegade I'm pretty sure.
It's gotta be somewhere?
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1885305Fuckin hell yeah :rockin:
But yeah I just searched for a good while. I recall seeing the picture recently, too. It was a photo of Tree, Piney and Renegade I'm pretty sure.
It's gotta be somewhere?
The Wanted poster Grey posted earlier contains an
actual picture of Tree. I think JonDarkwood is just his internet handle and not his actual name.
Here's the picture to which you're referring:

(tom & dim (the super flash bros.?), tree, pineapple, renegade)