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Title: Someone stole 1000 dollars from the clockcrew
Post by: PirateClock on December 29, 2011, 03:09:51 PM
and we have done nothing about it. our street cred is officially down the drain.
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Post by: AnkhClock on December 29, 2011, 03:17:22 PM
Hey man can you blame Tree a new volume of One Piece comes out this week.
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Post by: GreyClock on December 29, 2011, 03:38:04 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg543.imageshack.us%2Fimg543%2F5965%2Fwantedpostery.jpg&hash=bbbae39869c20699e997e967262af856abab77ff)
Title: Someone stole 1000 dollars from the clockcrew
Post by: PirateClock on December 29, 2011, 03:46:26 PM
We need to get an Korean bounty hunter to track him down.
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Post by: GreyClock on December 30, 2011, 05:48:45 AM
fart
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Post by: Kombucha on December 30, 2011, 05:51:01 AM
Quote from: GreyClock;1884584fart
I thought you didn't want this thread to get gassed.
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Post by: GreyClock on December 30, 2011, 05:54:09 AM
Quote from: Kombucha;1884585I thought you didn't want this thread to get gassed.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 30, 2011, 05:57:10 AM
I will reinstate the harmony award ++ and give it to anyone who burns TreeClock's house down.
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Post by: GreyClock on December 30, 2011, 06:00:27 AM
We could have a flash day and make the preloader a wanted poster, something like the one I posted above but less shit, and the movies could be about how TreeClock is a corrupt thieving bastard.
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Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 30, 2011, 06:23:26 AM
Quote from: GreyClock;1884589We could have a flash day and make the preloader a wanted poster, something like the one I posted above but less shit, and the movies could be about how TreeClock is a corrupt thieving bastard.

yes this is real fun and all but i propose we hire a Chain Bear Assassin

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Post by: miracle fruit on December 30, 2011, 08:48:04 AM
why not ungas thread
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Post by: Thor on December 30, 2011, 09:38:46 PM
How long ago was this anyway? We could probably just inform the IRS what happened and get tree in trouble for defrauding a charitable organization (I'm pretty sure we count after that cow thing)
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Post by: Thor on December 30, 2011, 09:39:48 PM
^ look at this horse thief makin a serious post in a joke thread
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Post by: Kombucha on December 30, 2011, 10:12:49 PM
Quote from: Thor;1884669How long ago was this anyway? We could probably just inform the IRS what happened and get tree in trouble for defrauding a charitable organization (I'm pretty sure we count after that cow thing)
His last post was in January of 09. Sometime that year, I guess?

Edit: It was before November 2nd 09 and Dwarfinator seems to know about it, he should post itt if he knows the general time the money disappeared from the account.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 30, 2011, 11:06:09 PM
Its probably too late for us to take legal action. However its never too late for violent bloody murder and arson.
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Post by: patriotclock on December 30, 2011, 11:31:51 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1884691Its probably too late for us to take legal action. However its never too late for violent bloody murder and arson.

this isnt how statute of limitations works. if its been less than 3 years (which it seems to be) itll almost definitely still be within our window to take legal action
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Post by: Thor on December 31, 2011, 12:40:04 AM
Does anybody still have information on how exactly it happened? Like what the paypal account was ect
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Post by: miracle fruit on December 31, 2011, 12:53:26 AM
cheese him out dats a rat move

lets trek to his house and roll on a norwegian
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Post by: VCRClock on December 31, 2011, 02:35:57 AM
guys just to put it out there it's not like tree was trying to steal from us

I don't have the thread link ready, but I'm pretty sure we figured out in an older thread that Tree was in some personal financial trouble a while back. Here's a Destructoid post from 2009 where he's trying to sell the remainder of his stuff. (http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/JonDarkwood/selling-all-my-stuff-sucks--133597.phtml) Tree might have "borrowed" the prize money fund because he had to, intending to pay it back, but then wasn't able to. (If by some incredible turn of events Tree is now rich enough to blow $1000 on whatever he wants, maybe he's just forgotten he still owes us.)

Before literally calling the fucking feds, we could actually try locating Tree, either through someone who knew him, or through the Virginia Tech alumni directory if possible. That is, if people actually care about this and aren't just getting riled up about it because it's cool. If possible, I'd like to hear who donated what amount to the Tree prize fund, just to see how many people still here at the Clock Crew actually lost more than like $20 to this fiasco. I know some people donated a lot, but that was the minority.

Besides, it's not like if we had the $1000 in prize money back, you'd all suddenly be making better movies trying to win it.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 31, 2011, 03:21:50 AM
People have already located and talked to him before. For a while he said he would give us the money back "eventually" but then he stopped answering messages. The time for trust and understanding is over, now is the time for justice.
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Post by: Asshatclock on December 31, 2011, 03:45:30 AM
I say whoever finds tree and posts a video of him beating him up or flinging poo at his house, can keep the 1000 bucks because like vcr said, we arent going to use it for something good anyway.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 31, 2011, 04:03:02 AM
Its not about getting our money back, its the principle. The ancient laws of the Esoteric Order of StrawberryClock DEMANDS retribution. The penalty for treason is DEATH. And also bags of flaming dog poop. The dog poop is important, it is one of our most sacred rites.
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Post by: patriotclock on December 31, 2011, 04:36:29 AM
Quote from: VCRClock;1884730guys just to put it out there it's not like tree was trying to steal from us

I don't have the thread link ready, but I'm pretty sure we figured out in an older thread that Tree was in some personal financial trouble a while back. Here's a Destructoid post from 2009 where he's trying to sell the remainder of his stuff. Tree might have "borrowed" the prize money fund because he had to, intending to pay it back, but then wasn't able to. (If by some incredible turn of events Tree is now rich enough to blow $1000 on whatever he wants, maybe he's just forgotten he still owes us.)

Before literally calling the fucking feds, we could actually try locating Tree, either through someone who knew him, or through the Virginia Tech alumni directory if possible. That is, if people actually care about this and aren't just getting riled up about it because it's cool. If possible, I'd like to hear who donated what amount to the Tree prize fund, just to see how many people still here at the Clock Crew actually lost more than like $20 to this fiasco. I know some people donated a lot, but that was the minority.

Besides, it's not like if we had the $1000 in prize money back, you'd all suddenly be making better movies trying to win it.

He stole our money because he "had" to? Don't be daft, he took it and then disappeared from the Clock Crew. This wasn't an accident lmao
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Post by: WrenchClock on December 31, 2011, 04:45:48 AM
I'm seriously suggesting a bounty hunter. That is all.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on December 31, 2011, 04:55:35 AM
Quote from: VCRClock;1884730guys just to put it out there it's not like tree was trying to steal from us

I don't have the thread link ready, but I'm pretty sure we figured out in an older thread that Tree was in some personal financial trouble a while back. Here's a Destructoid post from 2009 where he's trying to sell the remainder of his stuff. Tree might have "borrowed" the prize money fund because he had to, intending to pay it back, but then wasn't able to. (If by some incredible turn of events Tree is now rich enough to blow $1000 on whatever he wants, maybe he's just forgotten he still owes us.)

Before literally calling the fucking feds, we could actually try locating Tree, either through someone who knew him, or through the Virginia Tech alumni directory if possible. That is, if people actually care about this and aren't just getting riled up about it because it's cool. If possible, I'd like to hear who donated what amount to the Tree prize fund, just to see how many people still here at the Clock Crew actually lost more than like $20 to this fiasco. I know some people donated a lot, but that was the minority.

Besides, it's not like if we had the $1000 in prize money back, you'd all suddenly be making better movies trying to win it.
I'm sure that'd go over spectacularly if I tried that at a bank.
"Oh I only need a thousand dollars right now, so give it to me and I might pay you back later."
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Post by: PirateClock on December 31, 2011, 06:37:46 AM
We are terrible loansharks. I say we shatter his kneecaps.

Or the flaming dog poo thing, but only if it does atleast 1000 usd wordt of damage.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 31, 2011, 04:46:14 PM
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man, thats probably the only reason he joined was to gradually work his way to the top and then steal $1000
Title: Someone stole 1000 dollars from the clockcrew
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 31, 2011, 05:14:06 PM
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man, thats probably the only reason he joined was to gradually work his way to the top and then steal $1000
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Post by: buttplug on December 31, 2011, 06:51:54 PM
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man, thats probably the only reason he joined was to gradually work his way to the top and then steal $1000
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 31, 2011, 07:10:14 PM
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man, thats probably the only reason he joined was to gradually work his way to the top and then steal $1000
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Post by: BluezombieClock on December 31, 2011, 07:48:02 PM
Treeclock stole my plan. What a jerk.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 31, 2011, 07:56:36 PM
Now that I'm staff I use the cc donation system for money laundering.
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Post by: Topcatyo on January 01, 2012, 03:25:06 AM
Well that sucks im glad i didnt donate any of my money to that con man aw it's not funny anymore.

i say if we can figure out tree clock's address we do the flaming dog poo thing (or just paint a bag of dog poo with fire paint if he lives in a wooded area) and then leave a note saying "yo we wanna talk clockcrew.cc" and see if he pays us a visit.  it'd be kinda funny and if it happened to me i'd do it because this is an internet forum.  what, are you going to physically hurt me :\

if he comes, we be real peaceful like and inquire about the $1000 dollars.  maybe if we're civil enough and he's well-off enough and if he's of good moral fiber he'll actually pay us back with little trouble.

this is me spitballing and this idea is probably dumb
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Post by: AbsintheClock on January 01, 2012, 05:30:19 AM
We could mail him boxes of shit to all arrive on the same day and set his place on fire. That'd be like living in a giant flaming shit bag. I propose we use the rest of our funds on boxes, and high fiber food.
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Post by: RobClock on January 01, 2012, 07:49:24 AM
I say we leave the flaming shit bag on his doorstep, and leave an image of an angry strawberryclock next to it, but far enough away that it won't catch fire.
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on January 01, 2012, 09:52:40 AM
I say we hire one of these and move his house to North Pole
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.devooghthousemovers.com%2Fimages%2Fwhy%2Fpreserve.jpg&hash=47f23f74afe33c2795e606f1c496d79435c169d0)
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Post by: HeinekenClock on January 01, 2012, 10:48:32 AM
Each of us should seperately vomit in a bag, freeze that vomit in sort of a pancake shape and then someone drives a freezer van full of vomit pancakes to his house and shoves them through his letterbox.
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Post by: PirateClock on January 01, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
We should resurrect his parents and murder them infront of his eyes.

To far?


I THINK NOT!
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Post by: Asshatclock on January 01, 2012, 01:49:15 PM
Well lets start at the beginning, what's his full irl name.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 01, 2012, 06:55:10 PM
we should write jokes about vtech and mail them to him
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Post by: Marlin Clock on January 01, 2012, 08:50:02 PM
Quote from: Asshatclock;1885053Well lets start at the beginning, what's his full irl name.

For some reason the last name Wood comes to mind.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 01, 2012, 08:57:14 PM
Just cut your losses, youll never see that $1000 again treeclock already spent the money on crack and now hes in a coma
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Post by: Topcatyo on January 01, 2012, 09:01:48 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1885175For some reason the last name Wood comes to mind.
i think he's names jon darkwood, but i'm not 100% sure
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 01, 2012, 09:03:43 PM
He was killed in the shooting
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 01, 2012, 09:04:09 PM
Not the vtech shooting, this one happened in the hood after a botched crack deal
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 01, 2012, 09:04:19 PM
Treeclock smokes crack
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Post by: Kombucha on January 01, 2012, 09:17:05 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1885175For some reason the last name Wood comes to mind.
Hehe

Tree

Wood
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Post by: Asshatclock on January 02, 2012, 02:19:26 AM
Well did he ever post his picture in any of the postyourpic threads, if so, we can just search myspace,facebook,whatever and compare pictures with whatever accounts pop up and the race is on.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 02, 2012, 02:24:50 AM
That would take so long ass hat i dunno how your gonna do that
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Post by: Asshatclock on January 02, 2012, 02:36:25 AM
Compare his picture from the post your picture thread to any of the two accounts I found here?
 (https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2Fzmi0pw.png&hash=b7fae64bd04ac5cd7c5b43b694a10c4c84939931)

If we have a match then were a step closer, I'm pretty sure there has to be a picture somewhere, I know someone kept most of the clocks revealed bullshit.
The myspace account says he's in texas, I mean that narrows things a little bit down right ?
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Post by: Asshatclock on January 02, 2012, 02:36:56 AM
man I feel like a detective :sherlock:
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 02, 2012, 02:41:28 AM
renegade has his facebook and address I believe.
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Post by: BluezombieClock on January 02, 2012, 03:24:07 AM
Post #1735 had a picture of Tree (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?70852-POST-UR-PIC-thread-v3.0-quot-DAMNIT-JOEY-YOU-OBESE-FUCK-YOU-DISGUST-ME!-quot/page87&highlight=comiccon), I'm pretty sure.

It's gone now, though.


EDIT: We're getting closer. I found this.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs11%2Fi%2F2006%2F246%2F2%2Fc%2FClock_Crew_Admins___Picture_by_Ammat.png&hash=05e393c8680de2b2c6b889add54df90f0355fc68)
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Post by: AnkhClock on January 02, 2012, 03:29:25 AM
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1885301Post #1735 had a picture of Tree, I'm pretty sure.

It's gone now, though.


EDIT: We're getting closer. I found this.


Christ I made that in 2005
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Post by: BluezombieClock on January 02, 2012, 03:32:41 AM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1885302Christ I made that in 2005

Fuckin hell yeah :rockin:

But yeah I just searched for a good while. I recall seeing the picture recently, too. It was a photo of Tree, Piney and Renegade I'm pretty sure.

It's gotta be somewhere?
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Post by: VCRClock on January 02, 2012, 03:51:43 AM
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1885305Fuckin hell yeah :rockin:

But yeah I just searched for a good while. I recall seeing the picture recently, too. It was a photo of Tree, Piney and Renegade I'm pretty sure.

It's gotta be somewhere?

The Wanted poster Grey posted earlier contains an actual picture of Tree. I think JonDarkwood is just his internet handle and not his actual name.

Here's the picture to which you're referring:

(tom & dim (the super flash bros.?), tree, pineapple, renegade)