Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 07:45:38 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 07:45:38 PM
Cool, a namedrop. I can't remember what I did that earned me this honor, but still. Anyway, my suggestion:
1. relax your butt muscles
2. take several deep breaths
3. Pass out.
1. relax your butt muscles
2. take several deep breaths
3. Pass out.
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Thor on January 17, 2012, 07:51:01 PM
Post by: Thor on January 17, 2012, 07:51:01 PM
How many sheets of toilet paper do you have exactly? Are we talkin single or double ply?
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: SwirlberryClock on January 17, 2012, 07:51:09 PM
Post by: SwirlberryClock on January 17, 2012, 07:51:09 PM
Drink your poop with Jack Daniels and barbecue sauce.
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: ProqagandaClock on January 17, 2012, 07:56:05 PM
Post by: ProqagandaClock on January 17, 2012, 07:56:05 PM
Oh boy I love TriangleClocks and pooping, this thread couldn't get better!
Try to squeeze it out so that it touches the water whilst it is still inside of you!
Try to squeeze it out so that it touches the water whilst it is still inside of you!
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 17, 2012, 08:04:59 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 17, 2012, 08:04:59 PM
Poop in the upper part of the toilet and just dont whipe your butt to conseve toilet paper
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Thor on January 17, 2012, 08:11:55 PM
Post by: Thor on January 17, 2012, 08:11:55 PM
When you're done pooping just wipe a little then waddle over to the bathtub and turn the water on full blast and stick your butt underneath. You'll be clean in seconds
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: F U Clock on January 17, 2012, 08:22:09 PM
Post by: F U Clock on January 17, 2012, 08:22:09 PM
Poop in the squatting position, as our bodies were intended to. The poop will simply flow from you as if your anus were a sluice.
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 17, 2012, 08:22:55 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 17, 2012, 08:22:55 PM
Make sure to pee after you poop not before, or else the poop will splash the pee water up on your butt.
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 08:48:09 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 08:48:09 PM
is there any way i can interact you to go to the store and buy a bottle of laxatives to really get things going?
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: patriotclock on January 17, 2012, 08:49:31 PM
Post by: patriotclock on January 17, 2012, 08:49:31 PM
put head in toilet
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 08:54:56 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 08:54:56 PM
oh yeah i forgot it was sunday disregard previous post
the Dulcolax looks pretty good id go with that
the Dulcolax looks pretty good id go with that
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:01:43 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:01:43 PM
Mix one part of Natures Remedy with one part of the Swiss Kriss with two parts of Exlaxx. I call it the Chilean Grocery store.
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Thor on January 17, 2012, 09:06:00 PM
Post by: Thor on January 17, 2012, 09:06:00 PM
Don't go mixin laxatives, my brother died that way
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:19:42 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:19:42 PM
Quote from: clammo;1889479Pure Genius.So did you mix it yet? Is it any good?
I'll do this once the toilet water stops spinning.
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: TelephoneClock on January 17, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
Post by: TelephoneClock on January 17, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: clammo;1889479Pure Genius.
I'll do this once the toilet water stops spinning.
oh god I lost it at this part
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: ProqagandaClock on January 17, 2012, 09:29:56 PM
Post by: ProqagandaClock on January 17, 2012, 09:29:56 PM
I love this topic :D
hate when that happen
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1889454Make sure to pee after you poop not before, or else the poop will splash the pee water up on your butt.
hate when that happen
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: DickTree on January 17, 2012, 09:30:11 PM
Post by: DickTree on January 17, 2012, 09:30:11 PM
Get the ambulance on the line as a back up.
(In case you shit out part of your lower intestine.)
(In case you shit out part of your lower intestine.)
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: DickTree on January 17, 2012, 09:33:36 PM
Post by: DickTree on January 17, 2012, 09:33:36 PM
clamclock is a sexy beast
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: TelephoneClock on January 17, 2012, 09:34:28 PM
Post by: TelephoneClock on January 17, 2012, 09:34:28 PM
Quote from: clammo;1889436This is what I have to work with:
Yes that air freshener's name is "Mount Gay Air". I've got enough poop to fill the toilet 1.25 times. That pee is some cheap sparkling.
I must say, you suck at leaving your seat down for pooping
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:46:19 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:46:19 PM
Quote from: clammo;1889492I was wondering if anyone would comment that.
Yeah but I wanted the godamn seat up because have you ever tried to squatting with the seat down?
Well if you're squatting it's one story, sitting is another. What I'd have done is open the toilet prior to shitting and maybe given the turd a soft pinch at the beginning so it squishes up a lot more, wait a little while you flush the toilet and then squat on the lavatory without the seat. Sure it would get all over your bathroom, but at least you wouldn't have to fight with it at the top of your butt!
Also, I have 2 bottles of Swiss Kriss that I'm pounding down tonight.
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Topcatyo on January 17, 2012, 09:46:47 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on January 17, 2012, 09:46:47 PM
I scrolled through this thread while eating food because I was expecting a challenge.
I wasn't challenged, but I ain't complaining.
I wasn't challenged, but I ain't complaining.
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:53:35 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:53:35 PM
jack dagnals
mix it with jack dagnals
mix it with jack dagnals
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:55:56 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 17, 2012, 09:55:56 PM
Tip your ass at a 45 degree angle, and go upwards as the head of the turd goes up. Poop more slowly
Title: Mission: Get me pooping. Interactive pooping
Post by: Thor on January 17, 2012, 10:09:36 PM
Post by: Thor on January 17, 2012, 10:09:36 PM
for those seeking a REAL interactive pooping experience:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants