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Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 04:06:23 PM
http://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/justice-department-charges-leaders-of-megaupload-with-widespread-online-copyright-infringement


The sentence is 20 years for racketeering and 5 years for each count of copyright infringement. Which includes all uploads to the site (as if they could police that effectively).
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: buttplug on January 19, 2012, 04:14:42 PM
Pretty obvious this is a response to the opposition SOPA and PIPA have been receiving.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: BunnyClock on January 19, 2012, 04:17:05 PM
what the hell...
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: BunnyClock on January 19, 2012, 04:21:58 PM
I used that site for school!
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 04:23:21 PM
Quote from: BunnyClock;1889750I used that site for school!

I use it for porn. But also uploading giant FLAs that frogbag wont accept.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: buttplug on January 19, 2012, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1889752I use it for porn.

Think of all the broken links now. That one rare tentacle enema hentai you want but was only hosted on megaupload.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 19, 2012, 05:42:03 PM
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Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 19, 2012, 05:43:34 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Filovecopperplategothicbold.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fcrying_bald_eagle_cgb-300x270.jpg&hash=d9477731d01c91bebd006daafee3cef2d95247bd)
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: NintendrCkolc on January 19, 2012, 06:00:17 PM
....3 talons...
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: NintendrCkolc on January 19, 2012, 06:01:30 PM
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: RobClock on January 19, 2012, 06:20:14 PM
Maybe this will cause a significant enough stirr for everyone to realize exactly what these bills passing could mean.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: buttplug on January 19, 2012, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1889797Maybe this will cause a significant enough stirr for everyone to realize exactly what these bills passing could mean.

They are showing us they don't need the bill to go through to do this shit.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: RobClock on January 19, 2012, 08:53:26 PM
Well yeah, there's that too. But I meant that, if the bills were to pass, such action could possibly be more commonplace and for less justifiable reasons.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: Topcatyo on January 19, 2012, 09:09:03 PM
Goodbye Imageshack, Photobucket, Frogbag, MegaUpload, Newgrounds, Youtube, Tumblr, Wordpress, Blogspot, 4chan, etc any site that any user can upload things to.

Either way this whole thing reminds me of the Pirate Bay trial.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 09:09:22 PM
http://www.technobuffalo.com/internet/anonymous-responds-to-megaupload-takedown/

You mess with 4chan's porn, you unleash the fucking fury.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: CerealGuy on January 19, 2012, 09:21:04 PM
Listen people. If you still want your flash movies to be viewable on the internet.

YOU
MUST
NOT
GIVE
UP

You, the clock crew, are the bravest and mightiest men that I have ever met. Wilt thou not fight beside me?
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 09:21:49 PM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck the cc does not give about doing anything about anything.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 09:23:35 PM
Imagine if you will, picture it in your minds eye, the sun VY Canis Majoris, this is what is looks like compared to our sun


(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fironicresult.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F11%2Flargest-star.jpg&hash=9f5a443a3d76a396109c9040fabae0e552d47c9a)


this is many times the size of our solar system. Now imagine it was filled with fuck. That is the amount of fuck we do not give. That is our level of inaction and apathy.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: CerealGuy on January 19, 2012, 09:23:52 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1889864You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck the cc does not give about doing anything about anything.

You will just sit idle and allow the corrupt dictatorship this country is becoming to pass SOPA/PIPA?
You cowards!
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 09:27:12 PM
Its not that we're afraid, we easily COULD do something if we banded together as animators and artists and forum invading trolls. But that would require effort on our part. We're kind of like God. In fact we are EXACTLY like God.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: CerealGuy on January 19, 2012, 09:29:38 PM
You know...you are just like the God people know.

You make people believe in you, only to stand idle as the world is destroyed by its own chaos.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: pop-tart on January 19, 2012, 09:30:08 PM
We did this. (http://www.zdnet.com/blog/btl/anonymous-hacks-doj-riaa-mpaa-and-universal-music-websites/67590)

Thank us later
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: CerealGuy on January 19, 2012, 09:32:32 PM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1889870We did this.

Thank us later

No, obviously /b/ did that.

Stop taking credit for other peoples work...
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 09:34:25 PM
we collectively run 4chan, moot doesnt actually exist. All our hating on 4chan is just  ruse to divert attention away. Now that you have discovered our secret we will have to kill you.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: pop-tart on January 19, 2012, 09:35:04 PM
We also invented helicopters.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: CerealGuy on January 19, 2012, 09:39:17 PM
The war is not over.

The users of the internet have won a few battles, but we have yet to win the war.


We need to cleverly devise a plot through which we will stop the government once and for all!
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 09:40:07 PM
You fool we RUN the government. This is part of our incredibly complicated plan to bring all media under our control.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: SwirlberryClock on January 19, 2012, 09:40:57 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1889868In fact we are EXACTLY like God.

If god made butt jokes.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: CerealGuy on January 19, 2012, 09:41:58 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1889876You fool we RUN the government. This is part of our incredibly complicated plan to bring all media under our control.

So...the clock crew is like the illuminati? You are free masons?
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: pop-tart on January 19, 2012, 09:44:09 PM
What war?
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: K3LTR0N on January 19, 2012, 09:45:43 PM
noooooooooooo~!!
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: buttplug on January 19, 2012, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: CerealGuy;1889866You will just sit idle and allow the corrupt dictatorship this country is becoming to pass SOPA/PIPA?
You cowards!
Yeah it's real easy to act like an internet warrior making posts from your masturbation station.

Have you gone out to any protests? Called or sent a letter to your representative?
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: CerealGuy on January 19, 2012, 10:11:24 PM
Are you kidding me? Of course I have contacted my representative. The only reason I am not out protesting is because I am very far away from the capitol.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 19, 2012, 10:18:02 PM
Any kind of protest in my city doesnt do anything because they all get relocated by the police to some random park far away from anyone who'd actually see them.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: buttplug on January 19, 2012, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: CerealGuy;1889892Are you kidding me? Of course I have contacted my representative. The only reason I am not out protesting is because I am very far away from the capitol.

What, through email? Please go back to /r/politics.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: Losperman on January 19, 2012, 10:30:27 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1889876You fool we RUN the government. This is part of our incredibly complicated plan to bring all media under our control.

This is true. I was really sad and pissed that olskoo up and left us so suddenly, but I completely forgave him once he became President of the United States.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: NintendrCkolc on January 20, 2012, 01:55:34 AM
I say we all mail a jar to each other, we all fart in said jar, and then we mail it to congress.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 20, 2012, 01:59:52 AM
Quote from: NintendoClock;1889917I say we all mail a jar to each other, we all fart in said jar, and then we mail it to congress.

I approve of this
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: VCRClock on January 20, 2012, 02:08:37 AM
in the future, online file-sharing will become the internet equivalent of shady guys with sunglasses, heavy accents and trenchcoats

we'll all go to an unrelated place where we know these people gather

they will whisper under their breaths, "special for you, i have dr. doolittle 3 and donny osmond's post-1980 discography, very naise"

we'll be like "how much"
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 20, 2012, 02:13:06 AM
we'll refer to the bitrate of mp3s like the purity of heroin.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 20, 2012, 02:42:13 AM
Supposedly megaupload was brought back but it turns out its a fake, firefox and chrome said it was a phishing site so I figured the registration system just stole your credit info or something but no, its something either more or less evil depending on whether you're alignment is chaotic good or lawful good. Having the site window open actually activates a program called Low Orbit Ion Cannon that DDoSs various government sites. The registration button just sends you back to the front page so its not for phishing as far as I can tell.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: TequilaClock on January 20, 2012, 02:46:36 AM
Quote from: CerealGuy;1889866You will just sit idle and allow the corrupt dictatorship this country is becoming to pass SOPA/PIPA?
You cowards!

Hi.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: Marlin Clock on January 20, 2012, 02:54:36 AM
Oh no, proper prosecution of an entity clearly in the wrong, what an evil government we have here.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 20, 2012, 03:02:09 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1889936Oh no, proper prosecution of an entity clearly in the wrong, what an evil government we have here.

gun companies facilitate murder and robbery lets prosecute them for every single murder ever and then charge them several times the combined price of all goods and money stolen at gunpoint in history. I think infinity dollars and infinity years in prison should be appropriate.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: VCRClock on January 20, 2012, 05:18:10 AM
To be fair, I liked the "free files for everybody" part of MegaUpload, but can't say I was especially fond of the "some douchebag who changed his last name to Dotcom makes money solely by bootlegging other people's work" part.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on January 20, 2012, 06:33:40 AM
Quote from: NintendoClock;1889917I say we all mail a jar to each other, we all fart in said jar, and then we mail it to congress.

This could solve every problem ever.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: Sinister Clock on January 20, 2012, 08:06:36 AM
Quote from: VCRClock;1889953To be fair, I liked the "free files for everybody" part of MegaUpload, but can't say I was especially fond of the "some douchebag who changed his last name to Dotcom makes money solely by bootlegging other people's work" part.

Pretty sure he's like the only dude who didn't get arrested.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: SockpuppetClock on January 20, 2012, 08:12:28 AM
amazing that the day i need to download custom made (legal) sdk files for something it turns out the only site hosting the files goes down
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: l1fty on January 20, 2012, 08:13:55 AM
this is similar to the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand

shits gonna go down
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: Asshatclock on January 20, 2012, 08:19:34 AM
I will use the chaos and uproar as a diversion to take claim of the internet throne.

it is a throne made of turds.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 20, 2012, 08:43:56 AM
Quote from: NintendoClock;1889917I say we all mail a jar to each other, we all fart in said jar, and then we mail it to congress.

knowing the clock crew someone will keep the jar for themselves and sniff it every day
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: F U Clock on January 20, 2012, 11:03:02 AM
This thread is just great.

Honestly, I still buy all my CDs and games... most of my software... I don't pirate much. But I still think this is a childish attempt to punish THE INTERNET for opposing #SOPA/#PIPA. It seems like punishing a good site because of collateral damage.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: EnglishClock on January 20, 2012, 11:43:32 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1889973knowing the clock crew someone will keep the jar for themselves and sniff it every day

steal jars filled with farts and sniff them every day, all day.

Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: GingeraleClock on January 20, 2012, 12:36:03 PM
Conspiracy Theory #9: Democrats will allow PIPA to fester in the house until the election period begins. At which point they will shut it down, gaining them more favour amongst voters.

Taking bets: Something similar to SOPA/PIPA will pass after the election, democrat or republican.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: Thor on January 20, 2012, 04:17:33 PM
the only people who care about SOPA are teenagers, who don't vote anyway
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 20, 2012, 04:18:01 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1889973knowing the clock crew someone will keep the jar for themselves and sniff it every day

I say we mail it to fakeblob
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: RobClock on January 23, 2012, 08:37:54 PM
http://www.anonyupload.com/

anonymous, you cheeky bastards.
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: Thor on January 23, 2012, 08:39:30 PM
somebody please wordfilter the word "anonymous". I'm getting really sick of hearing about them
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 23, 2012, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: Thor;1890716somebody please wordfilter the word "anonymous". I'm getting really sick of hearing about them
Okay I'm having pineapple wordfilter anonymous to "thorchan" right now
Title: megaupload taken down by the US government , owners prosecuted
Post by: MonsterMunch on January 24, 2012, 10:20:47 AM
Kim Dotcom needs to go back to Hong Kong. Far from Dent's jurisdictional. And the chinese will not extradite one of their own.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fbatman%2Fimages%2Fa%2Faa%2FLau.jpg&hash=a325df3c236e2af33d4158e738274a007c73bb8e)