I was at a friend's birthday party last weekend and I got talking to this guy. We got onto the topic of internet things and he mentioned Newgrounds. I responded by asking his if he'd ever heard of the Clock Crew. To my amazement, he had. "Oh yeah, I love the Clocks!" he said. "What's your favourite clock movie?" i asked. He replied with "I don't know, but I really like Rupeeclock's stuff". Without missing a beat, I pulled out a 2 foot long machete from my boot and swiped it in his direction. A dark red stripe appeared across his shirt as he and the other partygoers looked in horror.
By now his face already began to lose colour and his eyes slowly closed. He then dropped to his knees, then onto his side clutching the crimson wound on his chest as the carpet beneath him began to darken with blood. As he lay dying, he looked up and me standing over him and in a gasping voice said "w...why...?". I paused for a second, then knelt down beside him and whispered in his ear.
"Rupee is a fucking sellout"
Yeah right
plz write more fanfics
Do you have any proof this story isn't true? If you can't prove that it's not true that means it's true.
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I'm a theologist.
part 2 plz
this is super important
you can't leave us on a cliffhanger like this
then i came and started farting
gaybaby party
Did you fart in his butt?
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1890293Did you fart in his butt?
How the hell is that even possible?
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1890294How the hell is that even possible?
You can do anything if you just put your mind into it.
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1890293Did you fart in his butt?
You can't just do that!
You make a seal between both buttholes, and blow in as hard as you can. Make sure the other fella doesn't have to drop a deuce or he'll poop in your stretched out nasty aired butthole. It'll drop in like a hotdog in a hallway, and you will have poop rattles until you pass it.
you were never at a party
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1890301You make a seal between both buttholes, and blow in as hard as you can. Make sure the other fella doesn't have to drop a deuce or he'll poop in your stretched out nasty aired butthole. It'll drop in like a hotdog in a hallway, and you will have poop rattles until you pass it.
new game
tug-o-poop
Quote from: Asshatclock;1890296You can do anything if you just put your mind into it.
and a fart into the butt
i heard you guys were talkin bout butt farts
Do you think if all the clock crew met at some house and had a party itd be any fun? I think it could be if there was a lot of beer and we had shirts that said who we were but it would be a sausage fest so now that i think about it i just dont know
A few people in my animation course know of the Clock Crew, non of them really like us though.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1890314Do you think if all the clock crew met at some house and had a party itd be any fun? I think it could be if there was a lot of beer and we had shirts that said who we were but it would be a sausage fest so now that i think about it i just dont know
it would quickly devolve into "ironic" gay sex
It depends on who all shows up. I don't know if anybody would be that guy, or who it would be, but it just takes one creepy dude to ruin the fun of a party. The likelihood of it happening would be higher if any girl clocks showed up.
Quote from: Topcatyo;1890385It depends on who all shows up. I don't know if anybody would be that guy, or who it would be, but it just takes one creepy dude to ruin the fun of a party. The likelihood of it happening would be higher if any girl clocks existed.
Itd be like going to a kfc if you dont like chicken