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Title: Heineken is a giant menstruating vagina
Post by: GreyClock on February 03, 2012, 09:10:10 AM
But what else is new?

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Title: Heineken is a giant menstruating vagina
Post by: AstronautClock on February 03, 2012, 09:16:31 AM
tell tom to ignore heineken for being a terrible person
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Post by: GreyClock on February 03, 2012, 09:30:14 AM
At least Radiotube had the common courtesy to ask me personally to remove the picture of PMS from OTB 44.

Too bad I don't have the FLA anymore.
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Post by: Kombucha on February 03, 2012, 10:58:59 AM
Ahahahaha
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Post by: HeinekenClock on February 03, 2012, 11:00:13 AM
I guess there was no point in asking in the first place.
I knew asking you would be a more decent thing to do, but I knew you'd never listen to me, so I asked Tom what he would do if I asked him to remove it and he just asked which movie it was. After I linked him there he never replied again.

Lose/lose situation I suppose.

Edit - for the sake of transparency

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Title: Heineken is a giant menstruating vagina
Post by: GreyClock on February 03, 2012, 11:28:03 AM
To show what a nice guy I am I put in a little effort and just edited out the face of PMS in On the Bridge 44.
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Post by: patriotclock on February 03, 2012, 11:36:12 AM
take my face out of E you butt
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 11:44:17 AM
can we permaban heineken now
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Post by: AbsintheClock on February 03, 2012, 11:48:33 AM
Delete Heineken.
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Post by: DigitalLemonClock on February 03, 2012, 12:25:52 PM
hello i post pictures of myself on the internet
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on February 03, 2012, 12:29:09 PM
I don't know what we're yelling about
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Post by: GreyClock on February 03, 2012, 12:43:26 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1892578take my face out of E you butt
No dice.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 12:43:48 PM
Let's have a flash event where we use pictures of heineken and pms.
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Post by: patriotclock on February 03, 2012, 12:51:52 PM
Quote from: GreyClock;1892588No dice.
ill tell tom on u
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Post by: GreyClock on February 03, 2012, 12:54:18 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1892590ill tell tom on u
u do that i dont care hes got mny back fag
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Post by: SwirlberryClock on February 03, 2012, 01:11:54 PM
Let's flood the portal with flash including faces of several CC members, then mass pm Tom Fulp to take them down because we don't want to be in them.
















And delete Heineken
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 01:26:17 PM
Heineken asked me over pm to delete him. Why should we give him what he wants? I say we simply permaban him and change his avatar to a photoshop of his face over that photo of ron paul with the grand wizard of the kkk.
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Post by: SwirlberryClock on February 03, 2012, 01:42:00 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1892595I say we simply permaban him and change his avatar to a photoshop of his face over that photo of ron paul with the grand wizard of the kkk.
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Post by: patriotclock on February 03, 2012, 02:05:24 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1892595Heineken asked me over pm to delete him. Why should we give him what he wants? I say we simply permaban him and change his avatar to a photoshop of his face over that photo of ron paul with the grand wizard of the kkk.

Let's gangrape him
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Post by: buttplug on February 03, 2012, 02:11:37 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1892595Heineken asked me over pm to delete him. Why should we give him what he wants? I say we simply permaban him and change his avatar to a photoshop of his face over that photo of ron paul with the grand wizard of the kkk.

genius
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on February 03, 2012, 02:13:32 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1892600genius

So when did we start hating Heiniken? Man I can't keep up with who's cool and who's the flavor of the season to mock these days
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Post by: buttplug on February 03, 2012, 02:16:35 PM
Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1892601So when did we start hating Heiniken? Man I can't keep up with who's cool and who's the flavor of the season to mock these days

for years now like almost since I joined

Did people ever actually like him? I mean he joined as demonheartclock
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 02:20:26 PM
We've hated him since he told everyone he was a paraplegic for sympathy (spoiler alert: he was lying)
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 03, 2012, 02:24:17 PM
heineken has a million alts on here btw
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Post by: HeinekenClock on February 03, 2012, 02:32:01 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1892606heineken has a million alts on here btw

At this time, no. I think Absinthe merged my previous accounts together with the exception of this one:
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/member.php?2121-AlethioClock

Which is permabanned.

I'm sorry about how shitty a member I've been, both now and in the past. I guess I'm kind of a dick.
Title: Heineken is a giant menstruating vagina
Post by: ProqagandaClock on February 03, 2012, 02:33:10 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1892604We've hated him since he told everyone he was a paraplegic for sympathy (spoiler alert: he was lying)

What a dick.
I miss ElementsClock, he paved the way, he was like the shaolin master of bad drama.

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1892606heineken has a million alts on here btw

Fuck, who doesn't? You guys still haven't found all my alts.
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Post by: GreyClock on February 03, 2012, 02:35:41 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1892606heineken has a million alts on here btw
All but one were already banned.

Also Asshat, both you and Heineken posted from the same IP address of a school. You're pretty close to the suck.


Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1892608Fuck, who doesn't? You guys still haven't found all my alts.
Is that right mister Seriously Dark.
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on February 03, 2012, 02:40:09 PM
Quote from: GreyClock;1892609Is that right mister Seriously Dark.

Though I looked em up, do unactive accounts get deleted? I even had a custom avatar for one but can't find it :(

One is still intact though, it even has movies that you guys commented on.
I'm proud, the internet recognizes an avatar of mine, I feel validated as a human being.
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Post by: AMPEEEM on February 03, 2012, 02:42:14 PM
im shleeeeeeepy
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Post by: HeinekenClock on February 03, 2012, 02:42:55 PM
Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1892608What a dick.

That was six years ago when I was fourteen years old. I think I thought I was just trolling at the time and horribly misjudged how wrong a turn it would take, but eh, don't really remember why I guess. Absinthe had a great idea a while back to make up for it (a whole event where I donated money to cancer research) but right now I'm too fucking poor to do anything charitable which is why I haven't been posting actively; I wanted to do that before getting back involved in the Clock Crew.

The thing with Grey's flash movie has been bothering me for a while which is why I emailed Tom to see what he could do about it. I just worry about stuff like this, especially with all those stories about people not getting hired / getting fired over shit they've said and done years before (AKA exactly what I did). It's a legitimate concern, right? Sorry I went around your backs.

Look, it's pretty obvious this was the last drop so bye, Clock Crew. Please let's not turn this into a thing.
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on February 03, 2012, 02:53:25 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1892614That was six years ago when I was fourteen years old. I think I thought I was just trolling at the time and horribly misjudged how wrong a turn it would take, but eh, don't really remember why I guess. Absinthe had a great idea a while back to make up for it (a whole event where I donated money to cancer research) but right now I'm too fucking poor to do anything charitable which is why I haven't been posting actively; I wanted to do that before getting back involved in the Clock Crew.

The thing with Grey's flash movie has been bothering me for a while which is why I emailed Tom to see what he could do about it. I just worry about stuff like this, especially with all those stories about people not getting hired / getting fired over shit they've said and done years before (AKA exactly what I did). It's a legitimate concern, right? Sorry I went around your backs.

Look, it's pretty obvious this was the last drop so bye, Clock Crew. Please let's not turn this into a thing.

Don't make me plagiarize your picture dude. The internet might mock you.
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Post by: BluezombieClock on February 03, 2012, 04:04:57 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1892614right now I'm too fucking poor to do anything charitable which is why I haven't been posting actively

No offence, but what does being poor have to do with posting on a forum? I can post as much as I want even if I only have a couple of dimes in my pockets.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 05:07:34 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1892614Please let's not turn this into a thing.

Too late, you have betrayed the ancient order of the clock and the punishment for treason is death immortalization via mockery
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 05:29:19 PM
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This computer has photoshop on it but its CS5 and I have no idea how it works. I've been using PS7 my whole life and never bothered to upgrade because everything after it is really bloaty. I humbly request someone either explain to me how to put these two images together or do it on their own.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 03, 2012, 05:44:11 PM
Its okay heineken its just the internet it really doesnt matter if any of these people hate you, youll never meet them personally.

You big vagin.

Flounderman you can use the lasso tool or the pen tool and just make sure its selected as a marquee and then copy/paste over ron pauls head, easy shite.
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Post by: WrenchClock on February 03, 2012, 05:44:12 PM
Heineken you weiner
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Post by: GreyClock on February 03, 2012, 06:11:56 PM
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I could have done a better job but I got tired of looking at his face.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 06:36:17 PM
Its good enough, made it his sig.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 06:41:56 PM
Am I actually allowed to permaban him? I'm not quite sure how this works. The PM and overwhelming support should be enough right?
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on February 03, 2012, 06:45:38 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1892654Am I actually allowed to permaban him? I'm not quite sure how this works. The PM and overwhelming support should be enough right?

if anyone disagrees with you, just ban them. thats the whole point of supermod right?
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Post by: WrenchClock on February 03, 2012, 06:52:11 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1892656if anyone disagrees with you, just ban them. thats the whole point of supermod right?

Maybe in the last administration
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 07:03:12 PM
The hypothetical disagreements are gonna come from fellow mods who I cant ban. I dont think anyone in the general userbase is against this.
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on February 03, 2012, 07:09:05 PM
Why permaban him? Shouldn't that only be reserved for people who like, spam nude pics and profanity?
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on February 03, 2012, 07:10:54 PM
Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1892666Why permaban him? Shouldn't that only be reserved for people who like, spam nude pics and profanity?

Indeed. Just delete him off the face of the forum!
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 07:14:32 PM
Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1892666Why permaban him? Shouldn't that only be reserved for people who like, spam nude pics and profanity?

cause he requested to be deleted and this is the same thing except the account is kept


anyways everybody seems to want it so its done do its done. If he wants to come back he can, then we'll ridicule him again. Should I change his name and avatar?
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on February 03, 2012, 07:28:05 PM
If we're gonna do a flash event with heinekens face I'm down, just sayin.
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Post by: BluezombieClock on February 03, 2012, 07:30:41 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1892668cause he requested to be deleted and this is the same thing except the account is kept


anyways everybody seems to want it so its done do its done. If he wants to come back he can, then we'll ridicule him again. Should I change his name and avatar?

Change his avatar to an angry menstruating vagina
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 07:30:51 PM
if somebody doesnt do StrawberryClock V with Heineken's face I'm gonna smash a bro
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on February 03, 2012, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1892668cause he requested to be deleted and this is the same thing except the account is kept


anyways everybody seems to want it so its done do its done. If he wants to come back he can, then we'll ridicule him again. Should I change his name and avatar?

Aha righto. Thanks for clearing up everything
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 03, 2012, 08:33:50 PM
Just permabanning him wont do anything.
We have to MURDER him.
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Post by: AstronautClock on February 03, 2012, 08:38:53 PM
dont ban drama. its what keeps us alive
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Post by: VCRClock on February 03, 2012, 09:45:08 PM
lesson learned:

if you're going to be a dick, don't post your picture on the internet... because you might be applying for a job somewhere where your future boss watches GreyClock movies, and they might recognize you.
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Post by: AnkhClock on February 03, 2012, 09:51:04 PM
I hope my future boss watches GreyClock movies.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 03, 2012, 11:01:52 PM
I hope if I ever become president that movie with my IRL pic grey made ends up on fox news.
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Post by: Kombucha on February 04, 2012, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1892673if somebody doesnt do StrawberryClock V with Heineken's face I'm gonna smash a bro
I hope it's not a movie with my face in it, I don't care for those.
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Post by: l1fty on February 04, 2012, 05:11:03 AM
i was going to say he might have a case under the intellectual property law but i guess that doesn't apply to him

its a joke folks lighten up




:v
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 11:29:36 AM
Quote from: clammo;1892827why ban him when you can torment him because he cant make himself stop coming here and posting and it gives us more shit to make fun of him over

You're right, I'll unban him.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 01:08:27 PM
ive used tons of peoples faces in my movies

ive also never posted my photo on this forum

coincidence
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Post by: Kombucha on February 04, 2012, 07:11:28 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1892942ive used tons of peoples faces in my movies

ive also never posted my photo on this forum

coincidence
Make another flash set to a LMFAO song with irl CC members.