What you dont realize is that America is the greatest country earth.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1892956What you dont realize is that America is the greatest country earth.
the greatest coutnry reath
lol Canada
farenheit owns you idiot
where do canadians live in the summer when their igloos melt?
i seem to notice canadians really getting their panties in a twist over these things.
also i stand by what i said about us being right with the month/day/year thing. that is how we say it, so fuck all y'all
I agree one hundred percent with the first post ITT
Quote from: clammo;1892978where do americans live when the banks foreclose on every single house in the country
We aint gotta take no shit from a frost back
Quote from: clammo;1892978where do americans live when the banks foreclose on every single house in the country
gotta admit, that was pretty good.
what happens when america stops protecting you with our big ass military
what happens when america invented rogaine
Quote from: clammo;1892991who the fuck is gonna attack canada? everyone loves us
Quebec? They at least
think they're not part of canada. I dont think they have the balls to start shit anymore though.
Quote from: Topcatyo;1892972i seem to notice canadians really getting their panties in a twist over these things.
I still haven't seen anything to counter this. Why is it that you and Maltese feel compelled to bring up why they think Canada is better all the time? Do you guys have America penis-envy or what
*realizes the entire REST OF THE WORLD uses the metric system*
*blames canada*
Quote from: clammo;1893012that pic was posted in irc so i felt i should share it because its a good, accurate pic
didnt dwarfinator post it originally? is dwarfinator a canadian now
Candadian dependence on the US importing their crap... their dependence on US military protection to allow them to pay for health care... these are not even the joke. Canada simply doesn't contribute to the world.
"Shut up, you don't know what you're talikn aboot! Strange Brew was every bit as good as Dark Knight! And just because Bryan Adams is playing at the Horseshoe Casino doesn't mean Summer of 69 wasn't important!"
In before Clam writes some response like Pop-Tart even gives a crap and isn't trolling
e: awww man... too late
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Canadian superhero
Sunny Leone is Canadian, ain't she? I guess that's contributing
Patrick Sharp has great hair too. Do all Canadians have great hair?
Oooh sorry bro.. I forgot about your condition
Canada puts maple leaves on the mcdonalds logo like who do they think they are? Mcdonalds was made in america ok
'murica!
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Blow it out your ass dudley do right
Quote from: clammo;1893018yep we depend on america importing our natural gas, wood, fresh water, beef, wheat, etc etc etc etc etc because nobody else in the world wants that junk
itt thread title lives up to its name
without america france would probably take you over
you have like no military because you rely on us
Quote from: clammo;1893083shut up paranoid clock youre 12 you dont know anything
tell someone they dont know anything
using in accurate statements
Shrapnel exchanged his Canadian citizenship for Australian citizenship many moons ago. That's proof enough for me that Canada sucks.
You shit talking socialist
Whats the greatest contribution that canada has made for the world anyway
I mean all americans have made is cars, airplanes, lightbulbs, video games, the best movies, basketball, and everything else fucking awesome
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893110I mean all americans have made is cars, airplanes, lightbulbs, video games, the best movies, basketball, and everything else fucking awesome
america also made some atomic bombs that they used. and corruption dont forget that, oh and I'm a edgy teen fat people
Hey remember when the Netherlands surrendered to the Nazis after 4 measly days of being invaded and then was liberated by wimpy ole Canada 5 years later? God, that's wussy shit right there.
We didnt invent corruption man, or obesity, and if atomic bombs werent made we might not have won world war 2. Got anything else?
That sure was an asshole move of us to save the world from the nazis
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1893117Hey remember when the Netherlands surrendered to the Nazis after 4 measly days of being invaded
ALL TACTICS BRO
Quote from: AstronautClock;1893121ALL TACTICS BRO
You guys emerged with the best chocolate.. all that really matters
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1893123You guys emerged with the best chocolate.. all that really matters
you mean belgian chocolate??
Quote from: clammo;1893126i like how all the americans got super defensive "waah no canada sux america is great we have things like uhhh economy... no uh job marke- ummm you know... USA USA USA"
clamclock is awful
Quote from: clammo;1893126i like how all the americans got super defensive "waah no canada sux america is great we have things like uhhh economy... no uh job marke- ummm you know... USA USA USA"
Your the one that started this thread shit talking on americans genius what did you expect?
Quote from: clammo;1893124canada made that
Yeah but the canadian who invented it made it in america and were the ones who started the nba
Quote from: crabclock;1893129clamclock is awful
Quote from: AstronautClock;1893125you mean belgian chocolate??
Isn't Dutch chocolate something something supposed to be something? I dunno.. I was trying to say something positive to piss off the Germans.. Fuck that sockpuppet guy
Quote from: clammo;1893134Drew Carey
Probie
because i joined like a month ago not even
im sorry but month/day/year is loadssss better than day/month/year
Quote from: AstronautClock;1893116america also made some atomic bombs that they used.
we did that
Quoteand corruption dont forget that, oh and I'm a edgy teen fat people
lies and slander, we didn't invent corruption, we just perfected it
Quote from: clammo;1893126i like how all the americans got super defensive "waah no canada sux america is great we have things like uhhh economy... no uh job marke- ummm you know... USA USA USA"
in which a troll laughs about the troll he trolled
I always pictured Canada to be a giant Portland, where everybody is a self-righteous hipster talking about how good the Nintendo 64 was while being snooty about their neighbors and not really contributing anything to the world.
Quote from: Topcatyo;1893139I always pictured Canada to be a giant Portland, where everybody is a self-righteous hipster talking about how good the Nintendo 64 was while being snooty about their neighbors and not really contributing anything to the world.
Hey man I don't always talk about the N64.
can't we agree that not all canadians are awful
just the ones in the clockcrew
Quote from: crabclock;1893141can't we agree that not all canadians are awful
just the ones in the clockcrew
C'mon.. They're not awful.. Clam and Cads and Clockradio and Lotus and Rob and fakebooshwtf are all great guys.
Canadians are just in la la land if they think the US is anything less than the most powerful and influential nation in the world.
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1893143C'mon.. They're not awful.. Clam and Cads and Clockradio and Lotus and Rob and fakebooshwtf are all great guys.
Canadians are just in la la land if they think the US is anything less than the most powerful and influential nation in the world.
Rob Lotus and Cad are pretty cool, your right.
Quote from: Topcatyo;1893139lies and slander, we didn't invent corruption, we just perfected it
you also perfected the spherical shape of humans
Quote from: AstronautClock;1893145you also perfected the spherical shape of humans
I hear Mexico's trying to improve upon our design
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893120That sure was an asshole move of us to save the world from the nazis
this idiot american doesnt even know where the atomic bombs were dropped
seriously though nationality pride threads are stupid, especially this one where it was an obvious attempt to rile people up.
blah blah canada sucks even though i actually wish i could be there, blah blah this country is better even though during the day i probably bitch about that country up and down the street
Quote from: Topcatyo;1893153seriously though nationality pride threads are stupid, especially this one where it was an obvious attempt to rile people up.
Should I start a circumcision debate y/y
fuck you
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Canadians dont get circumcisions because they are godless communist sodomites who enjoy sucking the smegma out of each other's disgusting sweaty dickflaps
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893151this idiot american doesnt even know where the atomic bombs were dropped
Hiroshima and nagasaki nigger i didnt even mention atomic bombs in that post
lets get back to the issue at hand
Quote from: clammo;1892950
why arent any of you fat stupid americans trying to defend your godawful imperial system
Quote from: clammo;1893162when i see americans talking shit about canada like that, im vividly reminded of that scene in how i met your mother where barney is teaching robin how to be an american and is like "not only are you incredibly wrong, but you're defending yourself by being obnoxious, stubborn, and insulting. youre an american"
Exact same thing you're doing, you're the one who started this little shitstorm, typical canadian bullshit, sitting on your high horse thinking your important in the world.
I do like trailer park boys and mike myers is funny sometimes though so canada cant really that bad just all the snobby ass holes.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893164lets get back to the issue at hand
why arent any of you fat stupid americans trying to defend your godawful imperial system
Its fine the way it is, we dont need the metric system to fight for freedom and democracy and hollywood and rap music and anything good to come out of the world.
Quote from: clammo;1893162that scene in how i met your mother
Watches American television because as previously indicated, Canada contributes nothing.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893163Hiroshima and nagasaki nigger i didnt even mention atomic bombs in that post
youre right you didnt. because you double posted
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893118and if atomic bombs werent made we might not have won world war 2. Got anything else?
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893120That sure was an asshole move of us to save the world from the nazis
:/
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893172youre right you didnt. because you double posted
Haha yeah exactly. Its not like i dont know what happened i went to high school and i just got another refresher in college.
Also i like drake hes a pretty good rapper from canada i dont like degrassi though.
no you really dont know what happened
try telling a russian that america saved the world from the nazis. you will be laughed at
Oh yeah im sure things wouldve turned out just the same if the US never entered the war, i forgot russia took care of it all by themselves.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893179Oh yeah im sure things wouldve turned out just the same if the US never entered the war, i forgot russia took care of it all by themselves.
uh no did anyone say that??
its just a fact that the soviet union was much more instrumental in the war and now youre just, well, being a fucking american about it
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893164lets get back to the issue at hand
why arent any of you fat stupid americans trying to defend your godawful imperial system
Because I'm not going to defend the Imperial System. I hate it too and think the Metric system makes way more sense. I have several friends who agree, although we know the United States isn't going to change systems anytime soon so fuck it we'll learn both.
Does anyone know the reason why were the only ones who dont use the metric system?
In b4 because we're stupid fat americans
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893191Does anyone know the reason why were the only ones who dont use the metric system?
In b4 because we're stupid fat americans
I think it was something in early America's "WE AREN'T LIKE YOU, MOM!" attitude toward the Brits.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893191Does anyone know the reason why were the only ones who dont use the metric system?
In b4 because we're stupid fat americans
FAT PIG AMERICAN YOU WANT CHEESEBURGER?!@?!?!
Clamclock is actually Scott
Quote from: crabclock;1893192I think it was something in early America's "WE AREN'T LIKE YOU, MOM!" attitude toward the Brits.
I think this might actually be the reason.
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OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE
you son of a bitch
I think america won this battle
fuck america, canada is the best
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Lol ask anyone from any country anywhere if canada is the best country
I still attest by m/d/y too, the rest, temperature is more convenient for everyday use in Fahrenheit, just not for science.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893181uh no did anyone say that??
its just a fact that the soviet union was much more instrumental in the war and now youre just, well, being a fucking american about it
Okay I was gonna be silent but this is just plain wrong. The Soviet Union would have been steamrolled without the industrial backing given to them by the US. Havn't you ever heard of Lend-Lease?
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893237Lol ask anyone from any country anywhere if canada is the best country
Hahah
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1893239I still attest by m/d/y too, the rest, temperature is more convenient for everyday use in Fahrenheit, just not for science.
How is Fahrenheit convenient in any way at all. Also m/d/y is counter-intuitive in so many ways.
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1893242How is Fahrenheit convenient in any way at all. Also m/d/y is counter-intuitive in so many ways.
If you've been taught to use it that way your whole life and everyone in your country abides by it than it is easier.
Its kind of sad how this is like the only solid argument against america that any of you have came up with.
Alright guys... we're all friends here.. we should be unified condemning the atrocities in countries like Syria.. not arguing about who is the sole remaining Superpower on Earth and who just gets to eat the sole remaining Superpower's discontinued cereals.
Everybody hug
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1893242How is Fahrenheit convenient in any way at all. Also m/d/y is counter-intuitive in so many ways.
Smaller relative denominations means for more accurate weather forcasting, a system where 100 is hot and 0 is cold is more convenient to people in gauging temperature than a system where 38 is hot and -18 is cold.
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1893252Smaller relative denominations means for more accurate weather forcasting, a system where 100 is hot and 0 is cold is more convenient to people in gauging temperature than a system where 38 is hot and -18 is cold.
100 is also hot in celsius and 0 is also cold
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1893240Okay I was gonna be silent but this is just plain wrong. The Soviet Union would have been steamrolled without the industrial backing given to them by the US. Havn't you ever heard of Lend-Lease?
youre just a goddamn idiot if you think america was more important than the soviet union in the downfall of the nazis
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1893274100 is also hot in celsius and 0 is also cold
ahahahaha ok he is an idiot
fuck you flounderman
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Your just mad you dont live in america
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893351Your just mad you dont live in america
I'm just glad that I live in a country with an education system that teaches us proper grammar and word usage.
Im glad I live in a country where its not so cold that women outright refuse to put shoe on head
Listen can't we just end this it's already been demonstrated time and time again that the US of A is the greatest country.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893419Listen can't we just end this it's already been demonstrated time and time again that the US of A is the greatest country.
Sorry, but it's Finland
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-08/18/c_13450304.htmUSA isn't even in the top 10
Quote from: Zeffy;1893421Sorry, but it's Finland
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-08/18/c_13450304.htm
USA isn't even in the top 10
am i missing something or is this just a slideshow of 10 images from different countries? no information about them or reason for being ranked? what an excellent piece of journalism
ITT: zeffy posts a piece of chinease journalism acting like it is reliable in any way
guys i found an article from a north korean writer about what the top ten countries are in the world.
all ten items on the list were Glorious Peoples Republic of Korea, but they added a special eleventh item ranking the US as the worst OH MY GOD CAN YOU BALEEB IT
PS Finland is actually a pretty acceptable number one spot
ooo canada
our home and native land
true patriot love
in all thy sons command
Quote from: Zeffy;1893421Sorry, but it's Finland
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-08/18/c_13450304.htm
USA isn't even in the top 10
Hahah ok.
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with glowing hearts
we see thee rise
the true north strong and free
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Someone post the royal canadian kilted yaksmen song from ren and stimpy i can only find shitty quality ones on my phone.
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893425ITT: zeffy posts a piece of chinease journalism acting like it is reliable in any way
Too lazy to post 20+ links from google from various sources that state the same thing
Rather put shoe on head
Canadian women dont put shoe on head so canadian men prefer dating american women.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1893274100 is also hot in Celsius and 0 is also cold
Yes. The next time you see a 100 degree Celsius day on earth tell me about it. I will assume you've finally achieved that time machine everyone's been clamoring about. I clearly stated it in reference to weather forecasting, but I guess I shouldn't expect grand logic from you two, I mean it's not like you're American or something.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893348youre just a goddamn idiot if you think america was more important than the soviet union in the downfall of the nazis
Are you really telling me that if the Nazis didn't have to worry about a war on both fronts that they wouldn't be able to put their superior tactics and bolstered numbers to the Soviets and take it to them as they were before the United States came into the war?
You really have no grasp on history do you, I mean i guess you only learn the Canadian story so you never really hear about how the real heroes got it done.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893348youre just a goddamn idiot if you think america was more important than the soviet union in the downfall of the nazis
ahahahaha ok he is an idiot
Are you really telling me that if the Nazis didn't have to worry about a war on both fronts that they wouldn't be able to put their superior tactics and bolstered numbers to the soviets and take it to them as they were before the United States came into the war?
Fuck fahrenheit AND fuck celsius. Lets use Kelvin.
Quote from: idiotAre you really telling me that if the Nazis didn't have to worry about a war on both fronts that they wouldn't be able to put their superior tactics and bolstered numbers to the soviets and take it to them as they were before the United States came into the war?
no im not telling you anything
what is with you gay assholes trying to put words in my mouth?? you and peanutbutter can fuck right off
im saying the soviet union was more crucial to the victory in europe than the united states was. which nearly everybody fucking knows as fact except for ignorant shitheads like yourself. ive never once argued the soviet union couldve taken on germany by themselves so eat some dicks you idiot
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893479Fuck fahrenheit AND fuck celsius. Lets use Kelvin.
Yeah honestly if we're gonna talk about scientific accuracy that's where it's at.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893483I'm a big gay nigger i wish i lived in America instead of this third world hell hole called canada why is my life so bad
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Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893483no im not telling you anything
what is with you gay assholes trying to put words in my mouth?? you and peanutbutter can fuck right off
im saying the soviet union was more crucial to the victory in europe than the united states was. which nearly everybody fucking knows as fact except for ignorant shitheads like yourself. ive never once argued the soviet union couldve taken on germany by themselves so eat some dicks you idiot
I'm just telling you that that is simply not true. If there was no American support then no 11 bil in resources to build their T-34s, no T-34s then they don't push off the assaults on Stalingrad and other locations in the Nazi offensive, no pushing off those assaults and the Soviet Union would be as good as dead. Q.E.D. you ignorant fool.
I have a Super Bowl to get back to so I'll let you finish.
Yeah but he was obviously talking about the weather in places where people live you wouldnt survive inside a volcano.
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Rest in Peace, Glorious Leader.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893510Yeah but he was obviously talking about the weather in places where people live you wouldnt survive inside a volcano.
thse people are so goddamn dumb i honestly cant take it
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1893472Yes. The next time you see a 100 degree Celsius day on earth tell me about it. I will assume you've finally achieved that time machine everyone's been clamoring about. I clearly stated it in reference to weather forecasting, but I guess I shouldn't expect grand logic from you two, I mean it's not like you're American or something.
i dont understand why you are getting so upset about it, fahrenheit is clearly inferior to celsius
kelvin is better than celsius though but at least celsius is logical, fahrenheit is just dumb
This threads been really funny to me ive enjoyed it
next thing youre gonna say the am/pm way of telling time is superior to the 2400 system
Whats the 2400 system it cant be that good if ive never heard of it
Quote from: clammo;1893523what an american thing to say. "we're not talking about that because its not relevant to me"
Hahaha cmon man he clearly meant that if it was 100 degrees celsius you wouldnt be able to post about it, so you went and said that a volcano is that hot, yeah no shit its that hot the core of the earth is probably that hot too but nobody lives there
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893525Whats the 2400 system it cant be that good if ive never heard of it
its so bad even the us military uses it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_time#Military_time
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893525Whats the 2400 system it cant be that good if ive never heard of it
ahahahahahaah peanutbutterclock is literally the flagship of american stupidity
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893534ahahahahahaah peanutbutterclock is literally the flagship of american stupidity
Lol I don't give a shit what you think i've used am pm my whole life its not like they ever taught us about that 2400 thing in school.
At least my milk doesnt come in a godless
bag
Itt canadians talk shit on americans and get pissed when they defend themselves
Well it is what is
Quote from: RibsClock;1893541ITT Canadians successfully troll themselves
itt marlin clock doesnt believe its possible to reach 100 degrees celsius on earth, peanutbutterclock believes that america saved the world from the nazis by bombing japan
and canadians are trolling themselves by posting o canada autoplays
You forgot the part about how butt hurt you are about not being able to win this argument miracle
youre getting mad
no you are
im winning this argument
no i am
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Ive been to canada once.
i know the place still smells
This thread reminds me a lot of european 4channers making "hey america why are you so fat" threads on the video game board. Actually clam and miraclefruit's posting styles are very similar to the average /v/ user. Its uncanny.
im sorry but milkbags are convoluted
And the reactions are pretty much the same as those threads too.
Clam what is your opinion on gamestop
I dont know much about Canadian live action but your cartoons from the past decade are fucking awful. I demand Clam make a public apology for Johnny Test and Total Drama Island.
Furthermore he must pay all americans in the clock crew who have ever seen these shows 10 dollars each for emotional damages.
You forgot My Life Me and 6teen.
Edit: And 2007 George of the Jungle and Stoked.
And that poorly drawn canadian show on netflix about the alcoholic kid who always smokes cigarettes i wasnt very impressed by that show. You want to learn how to make a funny show thats poorly drawn? Watch life and times of tim or squidbillies.
excuse me our cartoons own
reboot is a beast
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893595Furthermore he must pay all americans in the clock crew who have ever seen these shows 10 dollars each for emotional damages.
im waiting
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893600excuse me our cartoons own
reboot is a beast
That was over ten years ago, what have you done for us lately?
Glorious Canadian animation
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Clam is the blonde dude, Miraclefruit is the mexican, the other two are zeffy
Giants won fuck yeah
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893618Giants won fuck yeah
fuck yeah
We can finally coexist in peace once again
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Quote from: clammo;1893626why dont you make a public apology for being 6 years old
Stop tiptoeing around your responsibilities. You're lucky you're not being tried by a war crimes tribunal for this.
Quote from: RibsClock;1893642ITT clam says 'cartoons are for children' in an animation group to defend Canadian cartoons being awful, something which he doesn't need to do because he knows Canada is awesome fuck off hey Florida is boring too there are fat American women you people are 6 years old metric makes more sense we're not British and I could totally explain why but won't this is a weak troll I'm not mad.
ITF
(in this forum)
Quote from: clammo;1893635i literally have never heard of any of the shows you named. that has to do with me not being 6 years old and thus not watching cartoons
I've noticed you really go out of your way to prove that you're an adult, heterosexual, and not angry. Its all you ever talk about.
Quote from: clammo;1893659are you having a mini meltdown or something?
what he said didnt sound mad at all
Quote from: crabclock;1893660what he said didnt sound mad at all
it takes a special kind of anger to sit and flip through 14 pages of bad thread and mash up almost every single clampost
Quote from: clammo;1893659are you having a mini meltdown or something?
I think he hit the nail on the head honestly
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893592I dont know much about Canadian live action but your cartoons from the past decade are fucking awful. I demand Clam make a public apology for Johnny Test and Total Drama Island.
Quote from: clammo;1893626why dont you make a public apology for being 6 years old
where did he say anything about your age that you had to defend
look at these american bullies ganging up on clammo
Quote from: clammo;1893668cool
Yep..
I think there's one thing I can agree on. Both our anthems sound pretty cool when through an operatic tenor.
We still won the series, though.
Canada is a nice place I wouldnt mind living there.
*clam posts thread making fun of americans*
*cue 15 pages and 2 threads of solely americans telling him hes mad*
coincidence
Quote from: clammo;1893673*angry american bullies
**angry because i shattered their illusion of american superiority
You realize that your the maddest one here right
Because you went out of your way to insult us so we fought back
Quote from: clammo;1893682why are you guys ignoring magicfruit hes voiced some legitimate points about whos really mad
hint: its the american babies
goo goo
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Quote from: RibsClock;1893742The Zeff stands alone. Hi-ho the dairy-o.
Oh snap! how did you know I was playing with dairy??? :eek:
Tonight's cheese is feta.
I have never actually eaten feta, whats it like?
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893614Glorious Canadian animation

What is this? First time I saw it I thought it was Deviantart fanart for Homestuck.
Also, guys, don't get angry at Clam. He merely started yet another thread about this pointless nationalism shit because he was obv. feeling bad about being Canadian.
He's not jealous. Honest.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893766I have never actually eaten feta, whats it like?
Holy. Shit.
It's like slightly salty but hard but crumbly cheese. Used quite a bit with greek food.
Greek salad is nothing without feta!!!!
Quote from: Topcatyo;1893767What is this?
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QuoteFirst time I saw it I thought it was Deviantart fanart for Homestuck.
Funny you should say that.
Quote from: Kombucha;1893774[u2]79xzwlkCpRo[/u2]
Funny you should say that.
Wow that was fucking awful "being a manga artist is all that keeps me sane" in the theme song what the FUCK canada
how do you get a greenlight for something like that, ever
can i move to canada, come up with an equally shitty premise and character designs, and actually get people to air my inane bullshit for a "canadian content" kickback?
Quote from: VCRClock;1893807how do you get a greenlight for something like that, ever
can i move to canada, come up with an equally shitty premise and character designs, and actually get people to air my inane bullshit for a "canadian content" kickback?
That's why we're having so many crappy american reality tv show spin offs now..
Ugh.
Quote from: RibsClock;1893742Clam and Miraclefruit say everyone else is mad because they're not taking their arguments seriously
Everyone else says Clam and Miraclefruit are mad because they are taking their arguments seriously
says the american posting in the americans are dumb thread
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893693the fact that literally every single person who is trying to troll clam right now is american means hes already won
Dutch stereotype: whoreloving, beerdrinking, drugusing, gayhugging, liberal.
American stereotype: homophobic, racist, narrowminded, undereducated, voilent, fat, chauvinistic zealot.
We win.
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1893117Hey remember when the Netherlands surrendered to the Nazis after 4 measly days of being invaded and then was liberated by wimpy ole Canada 5 years later? God, that's wussy shit right there.
Remember when the Netherlands owned one third of the world? Also we surrendered because casualties where to high after the Nazis started to target civilian targets because they couldn't break the resistance, which is a bitch ass move that deserves no respect (Hiroshima and Nagasaki anyone?).
What's the difference between America and a cup of yogurt?
Leave yogurt alone for 200 years and it will develop a culture.
Quote from: TropicanaClock;1893080Blow it out your ass dudley do right
Why are you so angry? Did you see a black woman sitting at the front of the bus?
Yeah the netherlands are pretty great except for all the poop bread and wooden shoes
Quote from: PirateClock;1893819Remember when the Netherlands owned one third of the world? Also we surrendered because casualties where to high after the Nazis started to target civilian targets because they couldn't break the resistance, which is a bitch ass move that deserves no respect (Hiroshima and Nagasaki anyone?).
nah man its totally pussy if you surrender when youre a neutral country that gets invaded by a country 20 times your size, practically have no military and they start bombing cities with high populations just to kill as many civilians as possible
What time is it in the netherlands
time to learn how to convert timezones
Everybodys so pissy because they dont live in the US whats the deal, just be happy where you are let everyone else be happy dont talk shit on other countries.
I used to get on counter strike and fucking ass hole english people would talk shit cause im american when it was totally uncalled for. Do you people really think calling me a "yankee" will piss me off? Thats like saying biscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuit
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893829Everybodys so pissy because they dont live in the US whats the deal, just be happy where you are let everyone else be happy dont talk shit on other countries.
I used to get on counter strike and fucking ass hole english people would talk shit cause im american when it was totally uncalled for. Do you people really think calling me a "yankee" will piss me off? Thats like saying biscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuit
its never uncalled for, your shitty government tries to force your awful laws and way of life on us through intimidation and threats and your people are still claiming you are the land of the free but youre fat idiots who cant see whats going on right infront of you
Quote from: PirateClock;1893818Dutch stereotype: whoreloving, beerdrinking, drugusing, gayhugging, liberal
Also applies to New York
Quote from: PirateClock;1893820What's the difference between America and a cup of yogurt?
Leave yogurt alone for 200 years and it will develop a culture.
This is actually a pretty good joke, I'ma start telling people this one.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1893831its never uncalled for, your shitty government tries to force your awful laws and way of life on us through intimidation and threats
Clearly a case of "mistaking the people in charge with the people who had the choice between one awful dude and another
Quoteand your people are still claiming you are the land of the free but youre fat idiots who cant see whats going on right infront of you
Clearly a case of gross generalization
Not that I particularly care what you say because you either A.) Are trolling or B.) Legitimately think that strawman stereotypes of United States citizens actually apply all around.
However, if the Nazi clocks here want to keep bringing up the atomic bomb, something I don't think anybody in the Clock Crew was alive for, like it's something we could have done something about, well, Nazi nazi nazi nazi nazi
Quote from: PirateClock;1893821Why are you so angry? Did you see a black woman sitting at the front of the bus?
coming from a dutchman, you guys practically invented racism and Im pretty sure you really did invent aparthied which lasted LONGER than american segregation.
Quote from: clammo;1893837the only people who are being all pissy are the americans
you seem pretty mad bro
Quotegettin mad cause their stupid backwards country is gettin owned by the rest of the world
HAR HAR HAR
I am not overweight, I support gay rights, I am not a racist, I am open minded, I am receiving an education, I am only voilent when I find it necessary, I am not a chauvinist, I am against every war america has been in since I was born. I support equality, I support education. I am very liberal.I am not what you think I am, but I am an american.
Listen all you guys can keep bitching as long as you want but at the end of the day i still live in america and its fucking awesome and why you other countries are talking shit for no reason is beyond me, i thought this was between us and canada but i guess not, just goes to show how sore they are about the inferior countries they live in, thats why clam so mad.
Quote from: clammo;1893842 arrrrghhh these canadian assholes making me so mad i better deflect by calling them mad
hmmm
* america is raging the fuck out
How could any of us be mad we live in america.
Quote from: clammo;1893844youre still needlessly hostile to people from other countries
Sounds like the kettles calling the pot black
Quote from: clammo;1893842 arrrrghhh these american assholes making me so mad i better deflect by calling them mad
hmmm
* clam clock posts another thread a week or two later, claims to still not be mad
ftfy
Quote from: clammo;1893848ummmmmm look at the OP it was clearly the world v america system of measurements. its you americans that made it specifically about canada because of your inferiority complex
no we made it about canada because we knew it would make you mad
looks like it worked
Quote from: clammo;1893850not really because i only do it to americans. and i only do it to americans because they do it to everyone else
No we dont did you see any threads by us saying how awesome we are before you made this slanderous thread? I didnt think so.
Quote from: clammo;1893853you made it about canada because youre mad
You're in anger denial
Quote from: clammo;1893851iftfy
i don't see me making a thread airing my feelings of inferiority anywhere
good try though
Quote from: clammo;1893857i posted a picture making fun of the imperial system and the mm/dd/yyyy format. you babies got all mad and took it personally
Thats not what i said, i said you started it for no reason and then said that were the ones who start shit with other countries. Also you forgot to mention the part about how you call us all dumb in the thread title.
Why dont you just give up your just making canada look bad
Quote from: clammo;1893857i posted a picture making fun of the imperial system and the mm/dd/yyyy format. you babies got all mad and took it personally
i can't tell if the troll trolled us, if the troll tried to troll and got trolled or if the troll trolled the trolls and then the trolls trolled the troll and then they trolled all over the place until the place got trolled
Quote from: clammo;1893858no youre just posting it all in this thread
sure thing
Quote from: clammo;1893853you made it about canada because youre mad
no ur mad
no ur mad
nuh uh
Quote from: clammo;1893863oh hey you figured it out after like 5 pages
Theres 13 pages do they not teach you how to count in canada?
yeah these threads are really too easy, every time a thread like this is made its guaranteed 200+ angry posts of people getting trolled but not realizing it
in before people say they knew it all along and were just playing along
I knew it all along and was just playing along
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1893867yeah these threads are really too easy, every time a thread like this is made its guaranteed 200+ angry posts of people getting trolled but not realizing it
in before people say they knew it all along and were just playing along
Im not gonna say I was just playing along, and getting people mad isnt even an accomplishment anyone can do it, it's easy. People like clam do it on the internet cause he knows nobodys gonna do shit to him for it in real life. Come to america and say that shit to people see how long it takes to get your ass kicked. He just made himself look like an angry asshole while saying everyone but him is mad, if you were from america you'd defend it too dwarf.
Im done with dis its not like anybody can win anyway
Lol this thread, smells like patriotic teenage angst up in here.
I honestly can't believe you are all arguing aboot which system of measurement is the best, based entirely on which countries use it. I'm pretty sure you were all taught both systems and such use both without realising it.
How did this thread get to 14 pages
And by "penis hedgehog hammered" I mean read this article:
http://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/08/21/the-illusion-of-asymmetric-insight/
feel free to hammer any penis hedgehogs you want though.