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Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 01:35:57 PM
What you dont realize is that America is the greatest country earth.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 04, 2012, 01:37:44 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1892956What you dont realize is that America is the greatest country earth.

the greatest coutnry reath
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 01:44:37 PM
lol Canada
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Post by: Biggskoo on February 04, 2012, 01:53:15 PM
farenheit owns you idiot
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 01:54:38 PM
where do canadians live in the summer when their igloos melt?
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 04, 2012, 01:59:54 PM
i seem to notice canadians really getting their panties in a twist over these things.

also i stand by what i said about us being right with the month/day/year thing.  that is how we say it, so fuck all y'all
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Post by: AstronautClock on February 04, 2012, 02:01:43 PM
I agree one hundred percent with the first post ITT
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 02:09:21 PM
Quote from: clammo;1892978where do americans live when the banks foreclose on every single house in the country

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Post by: Kodiakclock on February 04, 2012, 02:11:56 PM
We aint gotta take no shit from a frost back
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 02:12:20 PM
Quote from: clammo;1892978where do americans live when the banks foreclose on every single house in the country

gotta admit, that was pretty good.
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Post by: Kodiakclock on February 04, 2012, 02:13:23 PM
what happens when america stops protecting you with our big ass military
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Post by: Kodiakclock on February 04, 2012, 02:14:02 PM
what happens when america invented rogaine
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 02:19:44 PM
Quote from: clammo;1892991who the fuck is gonna attack canada? everyone loves us

Quebec? They at least think they're not part of canada. I dont think they have the balls to start shit anymore though.
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 04, 2012, 02:36:01 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1892972i seem to notice canadians really getting their panties in a twist over these things.
I still haven't seen anything to counter this.  Why is it that you and Maltese feel compelled to bring up why they think Canada is better all the time?  Do you guys have America penis-envy or what
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 02:38:09 PM
*realizes the entire REST OF THE WORLD uses the metric system*

*blames canada*
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 02:54:55 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893012that pic was posted in irc so i felt i should share it because its a good, accurate pic

didnt dwarfinator post it originally? is dwarfinator a canadian now
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 02:58:38 PM
Candadian dependence on the US importing their crap... their dependence on US military protection to allow them to pay for health care... these are not even the joke. Canada simply doesn't contribute to the world.


"Shut up, you don't know what you're talikn aboot! Strange Brew was every bit as good as Dark Knight! And just because Bryan Adams is playing at the Horseshoe Casino doesn't mean Summer of 69 wasn't important!"
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 03:01:41 PM
In before Clam writes some response like Pop-Tart even gives a crap and isn't trolling

e: awww man... too late
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 03:07:16 PM
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Canadian superhero
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 03:08:18 PM
Sunny Leone is Canadian, ain't she? I guess that's contributing
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 03:14:56 PM
Patrick Sharp has great hair too. Do all Canadians have great hair?



Oooh sorry bro.. I forgot about your condition
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 03:17:42 PM
Canada puts maple leaves on the mcdonalds logo like who do they think they are? Mcdonalds was made in america ok
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Post by: WrenchClock on February 04, 2012, 03:19:26 PM
'murica!
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 03:19:57 PM
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Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: TropicanaClock on February 04, 2012, 05:25:11 PM
Blow it out your ass dudley do right
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Post by: DickTree on February 04, 2012, 05:27:42 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893018yep we depend on america importing our natural gas, wood, fresh water, beef, wheat, etc etc etc etc etc because nobody else in the world wants that junk

itt thread title lives up to its name

without america france would probably take you over

you have like no military because you rely on us
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Post by: DickTree on February 04, 2012, 05:40:09 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893083shut up paranoid clock youre 12 you dont know anything

tell someone they dont know anything

using in accurate statements
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Post by: Losperman on February 04, 2012, 05:45:26 PM
Shrapnel exchanged his Canadian citizenship for Australian citizenship many moons ago. That's proof enough for me that Canada sucks.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 06:06:35 PM
You shit talking socialist
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 07:05:34 PM
Whats the greatest contribution that canada has made for the world anyway
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 07:08:48 PM
I mean all americans have made is cars, airplanes, lightbulbs, video games, the best movies, basketball, and everything else fucking awesome
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Post by: AstronautClock on February 04, 2012, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893110I mean all americans have made is cars, airplanes, lightbulbs, video games, the best movies, basketball, and everything else fucking awesome

america also made some atomic bombs that they used. and corruption dont forget that, oh and I'm a edgy teen fat people
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 07:25:54 PM
Hey remember when the Netherlands surrendered to the Nazis after 4 measly days of being invaded and then was liberated by wimpy ole Canada 5 years later? God, that's wussy shit right there.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 07:26:32 PM
We didnt invent corruption man, or obesity, and if atomic bombs werent made we might not have won world war 2. Got anything else?
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 07:29:50 PM
That sure was an asshole move of us to save the world from the nazis
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Post by: AstronautClock on February 04, 2012, 07:29:58 PM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1893117Hey remember when the Netherlands surrendered to the Nazis after 4 measly days of being invaded

ALL TACTICS BRO
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 07:31:32 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1893121ALL TACTICS BRO

You guys emerged with the best chocolate.. all that really matters
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Post by: AstronautClock on February 04, 2012, 07:34:22 PM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1893123You guys emerged with the best chocolate.. all that really matters

you mean belgian chocolate??
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Post by: DickTree on February 04, 2012, 07:37:23 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893126i like how all the americans got super defensive "waah no canada sux america is great we have things like uhhh economy... no uh job marke- ummm you know... USA USA USA"

clamclock is awful
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 07:41:17 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893126i like how all the americans got super defensive "waah no canada sux america is great we have things like uhhh economy... no uh job marke- ummm you know... USA USA USA"

Your the one that started this thread shit talking on americans genius what did you expect?


Quote from: clammo;1893124canada made that

Yeah but the canadian who invented it made it in america and were the ones who started the nba
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 07:42:10 PM
Quote from: crabclock;1893129clamclock is awful
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 07:44:21 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1893125you mean belgian chocolate??


Isn't Dutch chocolate something something supposed to be something? I dunno.. I was trying to say something positive to piss off the Germans.. Fuck that sockpuppet guy
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Post by: DickTree on February 04, 2012, 07:48:22 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893134Drew Carey
Probie

because i joined like a month ago not even
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Post by: patriotclock on February 04, 2012, 07:54:46 PM
im sorry but month/day/year is loadssss better than day/month/year
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 04, 2012, 08:09:19 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1893116america also made some atomic bombs that they used.
we did that
Quoteand corruption dont forget that, oh and I'm a edgy teen fat people
lies and slander, we didn't invent corruption, we just perfected it
Quote from: clammo;1893126i like how all the americans got super defensive "waah no canada sux america is great we have things like uhhh economy... no uh job marke- ummm you know... USA USA USA"
in which a troll laughs about the troll he trolled

I always pictured Canada to be a giant Portland, where everybody is a self-righteous hipster talking about how good the Nintendo 64 was while being snooty about their neighbors and not really contributing anything to the world.
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Post by: Kombucha on February 04, 2012, 08:10:53 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1893139I always pictured Canada to be a giant Portland, where everybody is a self-righteous hipster talking about how good the Nintendo 64 was while being snooty about their neighbors and not really contributing anything to the world.
Hey man I don't always talk about the N64.
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Post by: DickTree on February 04, 2012, 08:11:42 PM
can't we agree that not all canadians are awful

just the ones in the clockcrew
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 08:19:00 PM
Quote from: crabclock;1893141can't we agree that not all canadians are awful

just the ones in the clockcrew

C'mon.. They're not awful.. Clam and Cads and Clockradio and Lotus and Rob and fakebooshwtf are all great guys.

Canadians are just in la la land if they think the US is anything less than the most powerful and influential nation in the world.
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Post by: DickTree on February 04, 2012, 08:22:33 PM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1893143C'mon.. They're not awful.. Clam and Cads and Clockradio and Lotus and Rob and fakebooshwtf are all great guys.

Canadians are just in la la land if they think the US is anything less than the most powerful and influential nation in the world.

Rob Lotus and Cad are pretty cool, your right.
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Post by: AstronautClock on February 04, 2012, 08:24:49 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1893139lies and slander, we didn't invent corruption, we just perfected it

you also perfected the spherical shape of humans
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 04, 2012, 08:27:50 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1893145you also perfected the spherical shape of humans
I hear Mexico's trying to improve upon our design
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 08:28:37 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893120That sure was an asshole move of us to save the world from the nazis

this idiot american doesnt even know where the atomic bombs were dropped
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 04, 2012, 08:31:15 PM
seriously though nationality pride threads are stupid, especially this one where it was an obvious attempt to rile people up.

blah blah canada sucks even though i actually wish i could be there, blah blah this country is better even though during the day i probably bitch about that country up and down the street
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Post by: Kombucha on February 04, 2012, 08:32:32 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1893153seriously though nationality pride threads are stupid, especially this one where it was an obvious attempt to rile people up.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 08:33:29 PM
Should I start a circumcision debate y/y
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 08:34:12 PM
fuck you
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 08:35:13 PM
Canadians dont get circumcisions because they are godless communist sodomites who enjoy sucking the smegma out of each other's disgusting sweaty dickflaps
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 08:41:25 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893151this idiot american doesnt even know where the atomic bombs were dropped

Hiroshima and nagasaki nigger i didnt even mention atomic bombs in that post
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 08:41:46 PM
lets get back to the issue at hand

Quote from: clammo;1892950

why arent any of you fat stupid americans trying to defend your godawful imperial system
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893162when i see americans talking shit about canada like that, im vividly reminded of that scene in how i met your mother where barney is teaching robin how to be an american and is like "not only are you incredibly wrong, but you're defending yourself by being obnoxious, stubborn, and insulting. youre an american"

Exact same thing you're doing, you're the one who started this little shitstorm, typical canadian bullshit, sitting on your high horse thinking your important in the world.

I do like trailer park boys and mike myers is funny sometimes though so canada cant really that bad just all the snobby ass holes.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 08:47:01 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893164lets get back to the issue at hand

why arent any of you fat stupid americans trying to defend your godawful imperial system

Its fine the way it is, we dont need the metric system to fight for freedom and democracy and hollywood and rap music and anything good to come out of the world.
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Post by: pop-tart on February 04, 2012, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893162that scene in how i met your mother

Watches American television because as previously indicated, Canada contributes nothing.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893163Hiroshima and nagasaki nigger i didnt even mention atomic bombs in that post

youre right you didnt. because you double posted
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893118and if atomic bombs werent made we might not have won world war 2. Got anything else?
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893120That sure was an asshole move of us to save the world from the nazis
:/
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893172youre right you didnt. because you double posted

Haha yeah exactly.  Its not like i dont know what happened i went to high school and i just got another refresher in college.

Also i like drake hes a pretty good rapper from canada i dont like degrassi though.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 09:02:14 PM
no you really dont know what happened

try telling a russian that america saved the world from the nazis. you will be laughed at
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 09:06:04 PM
Oh yeah im sure things wouldve turned out just the same if the US never entered the war, i forgot russia took care of it all by themselves.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 09:10:11 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893179Oh yeah im sure things wouldve turned out just the same if the US never entered the war, i forgot russia took care of it all by themselves.

uh no did anyone say that??

its just a fact that the soviet union was much more instrumental in the war and now youre just, well, being a fucking american about it
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 04, 2012, 09:23:44 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893164lets get back to the issue at hand
why arent any of you fat stupid americans trying to defend your godawful imperial system
Because I'm not going to defend the Imperial System.  I hate it too and think the Metric system makes way more sense.  I have several friends who agree, although we know the United States isn't going to change systems anytime soon so fuck it we'll learn both.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 09:32:23 PM
Does anyone know the reason why were the only ones who dont use the metric system?

In b4 because we're stupid fat americans
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Post by: DickTree on February 04, 2012, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893191Does anyone know the reason why were the only ones who dont use the metric system?

In b4 because we're stupid fat americans

I think it was something in early America's "WE AREN'T LIKE YOU, MOM!" attitude toward the Brits.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 09:38:12 PM
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893191Does anyone know the reason why were the only ones who dont use the metric system?

In b4 because we're stupid fat americans

FAT PIG AMERICAN YOU WANT CHEESEBURGER?!@?!?!
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Post by: DickTree on February 04, 2012, 10:02:25 PM
Clamclock is actually Scott
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 04, 2012, 11:04:40 PM
Quote from: crabclock;1893192I think it was something in early America's "WE AREN'T LIKE YOU, MOM!" attitude toward the Brits.
I think this might actually be the reason.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 11:23:21 PM
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 04, 2012, 11:30:20 PM
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 04, 2012, 11:36:52 PM
you son of a bitch
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 04, 2012, 11:43:50 PM
I think america won this battle
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 12:17:11 AM
fuck america, canada is the best
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Post by: Kodiakclock on February 05, 2012, 12:31:42 AM
Lol ask anyone from any country anywhere if canada is the best country
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 05, 2012, 12:35:20 AM
I still attest by m/d/y too, the rest, temperature is more convenient for everyday use in Fahrenheit, just not for science.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 05, 2012, 12:36:43 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893181uh no did anyone say that??

its just a fact that the soviet union was much more instrumental in the war and now youre just, well, being a fucking american about it
Okay I was gonna be silent but this is just plain wrong. The Soviet Union would have been steamrolled without the industrial backing given to them by the US. Havn't you ever heard of Lend-Lease?
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 12:44:42 AM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893237Lol ask anyone from any country anywhere if canada is the best country

Hahah
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Post by: GearBoxClock on February 05, 2012, 12:45:34 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1893239I still attest by m/d/y too, the rest, temperature is more convenient for everyday use in Fahrenheit, just not for science.

How is Fahrenheit convenient in any way at all. Also m/d/y is counter-intuitive in so many ways.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 12:47:39 AM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1893242How is Fahrenheit convenient in any way at all. Also m/d/y is counter-intuitive in so many ways.

If you've been taught to use it that way your whole life and everyone in your country abides by it than it is easier.

Its kind of sad how this is like the only solid argument against america that any of you have came up with.
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Post by: pop-tart on February 05, 2012, 01:19:49 AM
Alright guys... we're all friends here.. we should be unified condemning the atrocities in countries like Syria.. not arguing about who is the sole remaining Superpower on Earth and who just gets to eat the sole remaining Superpower's discontinued cereals.

Everybody hug
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 05, 2012, 02:00:49 AM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1893242How is Fahrenheit convenient in any way at all. Also m/d/y is counter-intuitive in so many ways.

Smaller relative denominations means for more accurate weather forcasting, a system where 100 is hot and 0 is cold is more convenient to people in gauging temperature than a system where 38 is hot and -18 is cold.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 05, 2012, 07:00:38 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1893252Smaller relative denominations means for more accurate weather forcasting, a system where 100 is hot and 0 is cold is more convenient to people in gauging temperature than a system where 38 is hot and -18 is cold.

100 is also hot in celsius and 0 is also cold
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 12:13:02 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1893240Okay I was gonna be silent but this is just plain wrong. The Soviet Union would have been steamrolled without the industrial backing given to them by the US. Havn't you ever heard of Lend-Lease?

youre just a goddamn idiot if you think america was more important than the soviet union in the downfall of the nazis

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1893274100 is also hot in celsius and 0 is also cold

ahahahaha ok he is an idiot
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 12:14:42 PM
fuck you flounderman
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 12:30:57 PM
Your just mad you dont live in america
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Post by: Zeffy on February 05, 2012, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893351Your just mad you dont live in america

I'm just glad that I live in a country with an education system that teaches us proper grammar and word usage.
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Post by: Kodiakclock on February 05, 2012, 03:55:58 PM
Im glad I live in a country where its not so cold that women outright refuse to put shoe on head
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 04:44:59 PM
Listen can't we just end this it's already been demonstrated time and time again that the US of A is the greatest country.
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Post by: Zeffy on February 05, 2012, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893419Listen can't we just end this it's already been demonstrated time and time again that the US of A is the greatest country.

Sorry, but it's Finland

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-08/18/c_13450304.htm

USA isn't even in the top 10
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Post by: EnglishClock on February 05, 2012, 05:01:10 PM
Quote from: Zeffy;1893421Sorry, but it's Finland

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-08/18/c_13450304.htm

USA isn't even in the top 10

am i missing something or is this just a slideshow of 10 images from different countries? no information about them or reason for being ranked? what an excellent piece of journalism
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Post by: Kodiakclock on February 05, 2012, 05:01:57 PM
ITT: zeffy posts a piece of chinease journalism acting like it is reliable in any way
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 05, 2012, 05:05:47 PM
guys i found an article from a north korean writer about what the top ten countries are in the world.

all ten items on the list were Glorious Peoples Republic of Korea, but they added a special eleventh item ranking the US as the worst OH MY GOD CAN YOU BALEEB IT

PS Finland is actually a pretty acceptable number one spot
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:45:59 PM
ooo canada
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:46:21 PM
our home and native land
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:46:48 PM
true patriot love
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:47:07 PM
in all thy sons command
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 07:48:01 PM
Quote from: Zeffy;1893421Sorry, but it's Finland

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2010-08/18/c_13450304.htm

USA isn't even in the top 10

Hahah ok.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:48:54 PM
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:49:29 PM
with glowing hearts
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:49:43 PM
we see thee rise
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:49:57 PM
the true north strong and free
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 07:52:07 PM
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 07:56:53 PM
Someone post the royal canadian kilted yaksmen song from ren and stimpy i can only find shitty quality ones on my phone.
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Post by: Zeffy on February 05, 2012, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893425ITT: zeffy posts a piece of chinease journalism acting like it is reliable in any way

Too lazy to post 20+ links from google from various sources that state the same thing

Rather put shoe on head
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 08:12:13 PM
Canadian women dont put shoe on head so canadian men prefer dating american women.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 05, 2012, 08:13:40 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1893274100 is also hot in Celsius and 0 is also cold
Yes. The next time you see a 100 degree Celsius day on earth tell me about it. I will assume you've finally achieved that time machine everyone's been clamoring about. I clearly stated it in reference to weather forecasting, but I guess I shouldn't expect grand logic from you two, I mean it's not like you're American or something.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893348youre just a goddamn idiot if you think america was more important than the soviet union in the downfall of the nazis

Are you really telling me that if the Nazis didn't have to worry about a war on both fronts that they wouldn't be able to put their superior tactics and bolstered numbers to the Soviets and take it to them as they were before the United States came into the war?

You really have no grasp on history do you, I mean i guess you only learn the Canadian story so you never really hear about how the real heroes got it done.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 05, 2012, 08:14:53 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893348youre just a goddamn idiot if you think america was more important than the soviet union in the downfall of the nazis



ahahahaha ok he is an idiot

Are you really telling me that if the Nazis didn't have to worry about a war on both fronts that they wouldn't be able to put their superior tactics and bolstered numbers to the soviets and take it to them as they were before the United States came into the war?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 08:20:14 PM
Fuck fahrenheit AND fuck celsius. Lets use Kelvin.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 08:26:05 PM
Quote from: idiotAre you really telling me that if the Nazis didn't have to worry about a war on both fronts that they wouldn't be able to put their superior tactics and bolstered numbers to the soviets and take it to them as they were before the United States came into the war?

no im not telling you anything

what is with you gay assholes trying to put words in my mouth?? you and peanutbutter can fuck right off

im saying the soviet union was more crucial to the victory in europe than the united states was. which nearly everybody fucking knows as fact except for ignorant shitheads like yourself. ive never once argued the soviet union couldve taken on germany by themselves so eat some dicks you idiot
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 05, 2012, 08:26:25 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893479Fuck fahrenheit AND fuck celsius. Lets use Kelvin.

Yeah honestly if we're gonna talk about scientific accuracy that's where it's at.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 08:29:17 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893483I'm a big gay nigger i wish i lived in America instead of this third world hell hole called canada why is my life so bad
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 08:36:43 PM
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 05, 2012, 08:37:00 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893483no im not telling you anything

what is with you gay assholes trying to put words in my mouth?? you and peanutbutter can fuck right off

im saying the soviet union was more crucial to the victory in europe than the united states was. which nearly everybody fucking knows as fact except for ignorant shitheads like yourself. ive never once argued the soviet union couldve taken on germany by themselves so eat some dicks you idiot
I'm just telling you that that is simply not true. If there was no American support then no 11 bil in resources to build their T-34s, no T-34s then they don't push off the assaults on Stalingrad and other locations in the Nazi offensive, no pushing off those assaults and the Soviet Union would be as good as dead. Q.E.D. you ignorant fool.

I have a Super Bowl to get back to so I'll let you finish.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 08:51:19 PM
Yeah but he was obviously talking about the weather in places where people live you wouldnt survive inside a volcano.
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Post by: Kombucha on February 05, 2012, 08:55:09 PM
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Rest in Peace, Glorious Leader.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 08:55:18 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893510Yeah but he was obviously talking about the weather in places where people live you wouldnt survive inside a volcano.

thse people are so goddamn dumb i honestly cant take it
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 05, 2012, 08:57:46 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1893472Yes. The next time you see a 100 degree Celsius day on earth tell me about it. I will assume you've finally achieved that time machine everyone's been clamoring about. I clearly stated it in reference to weather forecasting, but I guess I shouldn't expect grand logic from you two, I mean it's not like you're American or something.

 

i dont understand why you are getting so upset about it, fahrenheit is clearly inferior to celsius

kelvin is better than celsius though but at least celsius is logical, fahrenheit is just dumb
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 08:59:26 PM
This threads been really funny to me ive enjoyed it
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 05, 2012, 08:59:43 PM
next thing youre gonna say the am/pm way of telling time is superior to the 2400 system
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:00:56 PM
Whats the 2400 system it cant be that good if ive never heard of it
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:02:25 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893523what an american thing to say. "we're not talking about that because its not relevant to me"

Hahaha cmon man he clearly meant that if it was 100 degrees celsius you wouldnt be able to post about it, so you went and said that a volcano is that hot, yeah no shit its that hot the core of the earth is probably that hot too but nobody lives there
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 05, 2012, 09:05:47 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893525Whats the 2400 system it cant be that good if ive never heard of it



its so bad even the us military uses it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_time#Military_time
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 09:06:10 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893525Whats the 2400 system it cant be that good if ive never heard of it

ahahahahahaah peanutbutterclock is literally the flagship of american stupidity
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893534ahahahahahaah peanutbutterclock is literally the flagship of american stupidity

Lol I don't give a shit what you think i've used am pm my whole life its not like they ever taught us about that 2400 thing in school.

At least my milk doesnt come in a godless bag
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:11:31 PM
Itt canadians talk shit on americans and get pissed when they defend themselves
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:13:58 PM
Well it is what is
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 09:16:15 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1893541ITT Canadians successfully troll themselves

itt marlin clock doesnt believe its possible to reach 100 degrees celsius on earth, peanutbutterclock believes that america saved the world from the nazis by bombing japan

and canadians are trolling themselves by posting o canada autoplays
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:18:33 PM
You forgot the part about how butt hurt you are about not being able to win this argument miracle
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 09:20:21 PM
youre getting mad

no you are

im winning this argument

no i am
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 09:21:07 PM
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:21:37 PM
Ive been to canada once.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 09:22:23 PM
i know the place still smells
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:22:57 PM
This thread reminds me a lot of european 4channers making "hey america why are you so fat" threads on the video game board. Actually clam and miraclefruit's posting styles are very similar to the average /v/ user. Its uncanny.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 05, 2012, 09:23:09 PM
im sorry but milkbags are convoluted
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:23:37 PM
And the reactions are pretty much the same as those threads too.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:24:15 PM
Clam what is your opinion on gamestop
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:42:13 PM
I dont know much about Canadian live action but your cartoons from the past decade are fucking awful. I demand Clam make a public apology for Johnny Test and Total Drama Island.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:42:44 PM
Furthermore he must pay all americans in the clock crew who have ever seen these shows 10 dollars each for emotional damages.
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Post by: Kombucha on February 05, 2012, 09:43:23 PM
You forgot My Life Me and 6teen.

Edit: And 2007 George of the Jungle and Stoked.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:44:54 PM
And that poorly drawn canadian show on netflix about the alcoholic kid who always smokes cigarettes i wasnt very impressed by that show. You want to learn how to make a funny show thats poorly drawn? Watch life and times of tim or squidbillies.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 09:46:57 PM
excuse me our cartoons own

reboot is a beast
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Post by: DickTree on February 05, 2012, 09:47:24 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893595Furthermore he must pay all americans in the clock crew who have ever seen these shows 10 dollars each for emotional damages.

im waiting
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:52:11 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893600excuse me our cartoons own

reboot is a beast

That was over ten years ago, what have you done for us lately?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:53:46 PM
Glorious Canadian animation

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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:54:26 PM
Clam is the blonde dude, Miraclefruit is the mexican, the other two are zeffy
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:54:47 PM
Giants won fuck yeah
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893618Giants won fuck yeah

fuck yeah
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 09:57:08 PM
We can finally coexist in peace once again
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 09:57:13 PM
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 10:01:19 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893625

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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 10:01:42 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893626why dont you make a public apology for being 6 years old

Stop tiptoeing around your responsibilities. You're lucky you're not being tried by a war crimes tribunal for this.
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Post by: DickTree on February 05, 2012, 10:08:33 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1893642ITT clam says 'cartoons are for children' in an animation group to defend Canadian cartoons being awful, something which he doesn't need to do because he knows Canada is awesome fuck off hey Florida is boring too there are fat American women you people are 6 years old metric makes more sense we're not British and I could totally explain why but won't this is a weak troll I'm not mad.

ITF

(in this forum)
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 10:18:36 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893635i literally have never heard of any of the shows you named. that has to do with me not being 6 years old and thus not watching cartoons

I've noticed you really go out of your way to prove that you're an adult, heterosexual, and not angry. Its all you ever talk about.
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Post by: DickTree on February 05, 2012, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893659are you having a mini meltdown or something?

what he said didnt sound mad at all
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 10:22:21 PM
Quote from: crabclock;1893660what he said didnt sound mad at all

it takes a special kind of anger to sit and flip through 14 pages of bad thread and mash up almost every single clampost
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 10:22:45 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893659are you having a mini meltdown or something?

I think he hit the nail on the head honestly
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Post by: DickTree on February 05, 2012, 10:23:35 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893592I dont know much about Canadian live action but your cartoons from the past decade are fucking awful. I demand Clam make a public apology for Johnny Test and Total Drama Island.


Quote from: clammo;1893626why dont you make a public apology for being 6 years old

where did he say anything about your age that you had to defend
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 10:25:28 PM
look at these american bullies ganging up on clammo
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 05, 2012, 10:25:54 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893668cool

Yep..
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Post by: Marlin Clock on February 05, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
I think there's one thing I can agree on. Both our anthems sound pretty cool when through an operatic tenor.


We still won the series, though.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 10:29:12 PM
Canada is a nice place I wouldnt mind living there.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 05, 2012, 10:29:37 PM
*clam posts thread making fun of americans*

*cue 15 pages and 2 threads of solely americans telling him hes mad*

coincidence
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Post by: DickTree on February 05, 2012, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893673*angry american bullies

**angry because i shattered their illusion of american superiority

You realize that your the maddest one here right

Because you went out of your way to insult us so we fought back
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Post by: DickTree on February 05, 2012, 10:34:32 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893682why are you guys ignoring magicfruit hes voiced some legitimate points about whos really mad





hint: its the american babies

goo goo
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 05, 2012, 11:38:26 PM
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Post by: Zeffy on February 06, 2012, 12:42:41 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1893742The Zeff stands alone. Hi-ho the dairy-o.

Oh snap! how did you know I was playing with dairy??? :eek:

Tonight's cheese is feta.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 06, 2012, 12:43:28 AM
I have never actually eaten feta, whats it like?
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 06, 2012, 12:49:20 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893614Glorious Canadian animation

What is this?  First time I saw it I thought it was Deviantart fanart for Homestuck.

Also, guys, don't get angry at Clam.  He merely started yet another thread about this pointless nationalism shit because he was obv. feeling bad about being Canadian.

He's not jealous.  Honest.
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Post by: Zeffy on February 06, 2012, 12:50:30 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1893766I have never actually eaten feta, whats it like?

Holy. Shit.

It's like slightly salty but hard but crumbly cheese. Used quite a bit with greek food.
Greek salad is nothing without feta!!!!
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Post by: Kombucha on February 06, 2012, 12:58:12 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1893767What is this?
[u2]79xzwlkCpRo[/u2]
QuoteFirst time I saw it I thought it was Deviantart fanart for Homestuck.
Funny you should say that.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 01:12:27 AM
Quote from: Kombucha;1893774[u2]79xzwlkCpRo[/u2]

Funny you should say that.

Wow that was fucking awful "being a manga artist is all that keeps me sane" in the theme song what the FUCK  canada
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Post by: VCRClock on February 06, 2012, 04:00:38 AM
how do you get a greenlight for something like that, ever

can i move to canada, come up with an equally shitty premise and character designs, and actually get people to air my inane bullshit for a "canadian content" kickback?
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Post by: Zeffy on February 06, 2012, 04:25:47 AM
Quote from: VCRClock;1893807how do you get a greenlight for something like that, ever

can i move to canada, come up with an equally shitty premise and character designs, and actually get people to air my inane bullshit for a "canadian content" kickback?

That's why we're having so many crappy american reality tv show spin offs now..

Ugh.
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Post by: miracle fruit on February 06, 2012, 09:08:47 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1893742Clam and Miraclefruit say everyone else is mad because they're not taking their arguments seriously

Everyone else says Clam and Miraclefruit are mad because they are taking their arguments seriously

says the american posting in the americans are dumb thread

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1893693the fact that literally every single person who is trying to troll clam right now is american means hes already won
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Post by: PirateClock on February 06, 2012, 09:39:24 AM
Dutch stereotype: whoreloving, beerdrinking, drugusing, gayhugging, liberal.
American stereotype: homophobic, racist, narrowminded, undereducated, voilent, fat, chauvinistic zealot.


We win.
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Post by: PirateClock on February 06, 2012, 09:45:55 AM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1893117Hey remember when the Netherlands surrendered to the Nazis after 4 measly days of being invaded and then was liberated by wimpy ole Canada 5 years later? God, that's wussy shit right there.

Remember when the Netherlands owned one third of the world? Also we surrendered because casualties where to high after the Nazis started to target civilian targets because they couldn't break the resistance, which is a bitch ass move that deserves no respect (Hiroshima and Nagasaki anyone?).
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Post by: PirateClock on February 06, 2012, 09:47:48 AM
What's the difference between America and a cup of yogurt?

Leave yogurt alone for 200 years and it will develop a culture.
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Post by: PirateClock on February 06, 2012, 09:51:38 AM
Quote from: TropicanaClock;1893080Blow it out your ass dudley do right

Why are you so angry? Did you see a black woman sitting at the front of the bus?
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 10:42:56 AM
Yeah the netherlands are pretty great except for all the poop bread and wooden shoes
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 06, 2012, 11:14:10 AM
Quote from: PirateClock;1893819Remember when the Netherlands owned one third of the world? Also we surrendered because casualties where to high after the Nazis started to target civilian targets because they couldn't break the resistance, which is a bitch ass move that deserves no respect (Hiroshima and Nagasaki anyone?).

nah man its totally pussy if you surrender when youre a neutral country that gets invaded by a country 20 times your size, practically have no military and they start bombing cities with high populations just to kill as many civilians as possible
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 11:51:47 AM
What time is it in the netherlands
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Post by: AstronautClock on February 06, 2012, 12:21:55 PM
time to learn how to convert timezones
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 12:59:07 PM
Everybodys so pissy because they dont live in the US whats the deal, just be happy where you are let everyone else be happy dont talk shit on other countries.

I used to get on counter strike and fucking ass hole english people would talk shit cause im american when it was totally uncalled for. Do you people really think calling me a "yankee" will piss me off? Thats like saying biscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuit
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 06, 2012, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1893829Everybodys so pissy because they dont live in the US whats the deal, just be happy where you are let everyone else be happy dont talk shit on other countries.

I used to get on counter strike and fucking ass hole english people would talk shit cause im american when it was totally uncalled for. Do you people really think calling me a "yankee" will piss me off? Thats like saying biscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuitbiscuit

its never uncalled for, your shitty government tries to force your awful laws and way of life on us through intimidation and threats and your people are still claiming you are the land of the free but youre fat idiots who cant see whats going on right infront of you
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 06, 2012, 01:46:22 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1893818Dutch stereotype: whoreloving, beerdrinking, drugusing, gayhugging, liberal
Also applies to New York
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 06, 2012, 01:49:05 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1893820What's the difference between America and a cup of yogurt?

Leave yogurt alone for 200 years and it will develop a culture.
This is actually a pretty good joke, I'ma start telling people this one.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1893831its never uncalled for, your shitty government tries to force your awful laws and way of life on us through intimidation and threats
Clearly a case of "mistaking the people in charge with the people who had the choice between one awful dude and another
Quoteand your people are still claiming you are the land of the free but youre fat idiots who cant see whats going on right infront of you
Clearly a case of gross generalization

Not that I particularly care what you say because you either A.) Are trolling or B.) Legitimately think that strawman stereotypes of United States citizens actually apply all around.

However, if the Nazi clocks here want to keep bringing up the atomic bomb, something I don't think anybody in the Clock Crew was alive for, like it's something we could have done something about, well, Nazi nazi nazi nazi nazi
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Post by: Kodiakclock on February 06, 2012, 01:52:28 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1893821Why are you so angry? Did you see a black woman sitting at the front of the bus?

coming from a dutchman, you guys practically invented racism and Im pretty sure you really did invent aparthied which lasted LONGER than american segregation.
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Post by: Topcatyo on February 06, 2012, 01:58:34 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893837the only people who are being all pissy are the americans
you seem pretty mad bro
Quotegettin mad cause their stupid backwards country is gettin owned by the rest of the world
HAR HAR HAR
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: Kodiakclock on February 06, 2012, 01:59:42 PM
I am not overweight, I support gay rights, I am not a racist, I am open minded, I am receiving an education, I am only voilent when I find it necessary, I am not a chauvinist, I am against every war america has been in since I was born. I support equality, I support education. I am very liberal.I am not what you think I am, but I am an american.
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:07:42 PM
Listen all you guys can keep bitching as long as you want but at the end of the day i still live in america and its fucking awesome and why you other countries are talking shit for no reason is beyond me, i thought this was between us and canada but i guess not, just goes to show how sore they are about the inferior countries they live in, thats why clam so mad.
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:09:01 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893842 arrrrghhh these canadian assholes making me so mad i better deflect by calling them mad
hmmm
* america is raging the fuck out

How could any of us be mad we live in america.
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:09:44 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893844youre still needlessly hostile to people from other countries

Sounds like the kettles calling the pot black
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: Topcatyo on February 06, 2012, 02:11:49 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893842 arrrrghhh these american assholes making me so mad i better deflect by calling them mad
hmmm
* clam clock posts another thread a week or two later, claims to still not be mad
ftfy
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: Topcatyo on February 06, 2012, 02:13:15 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893848ummmmmm look at the OP it was clearly the world v america system of measurements. its you americans that made it specifically about canada because of your inferiority complex
no we made it about canada because we knew it would make you mad

looks like it worked
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:13:59 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893850not really because i only do it to americans. and i only do it to americans because they do it to everyone else

No we dont did you see any threads by us saying how awesome we are before you made this slanderous thread?  I didnt think so.
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:14:59 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893853you made it about canada because youre mad

You're in anger denial
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: Topcatyo on February 06, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893851iftfy
i don't see me making a thread airing my feelings of inferiority anywhere

good try though
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:18:49 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893857i posted a picture making fun of the imperial system and the mm/dd/yyyy format. you babies got all mad and took it personally

Thats not what i said, i said you started it for no reason and then said that were the ones who start shit with other countries. Also you forgot to mention the part about how you call us all dumb in the thread title.
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:19:22 PM
Why dont you just give up your just making canada look bad
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: Topcatyo on February 06, 2012, 02:20:04 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893857i posted a picture making fun of the imperial system and the mm/dd/yyyy format. you babies got all mad and took it personally
i can't tell if the troll trolled us, if the troll tried to troll and got trolled or if the troll trolled the trolls and then the trolls trolled the troll and then they trolled all over the place until the place got trolled
Quote from: clammo;1893858no youre just posting it all in this thread
sure thing
Quote from: clammo;1893853you made it about canada because youre mad
no ur mad
no ur mad
nuh uh
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:29:01 PM
Quote from: clammo;1893863oh hey you figured it out after like 5 pages

Theres 13 pages do they not teach you how to count in canada?
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 06, 2012, 02:38:26 PM
yeah these threads are really too easy, every time a thread like this is made its guaranteed 200+ angry posts of people getting trolled but not realizing it

in before people say they knew it all along and were just playing along
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: YoYoClock on February 06, 2012, 02:43:11 PM
I knew it all along and was just playing along
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on February 06, 2012, 02:45:52 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1893867yeah these threads are really too easy, every time a thread like this is made its guaranteed 200+ angry posts of people getting trolled but not realizing it

in before people say they knew it all along and were just playing along

Im not gonna say I was just playing along, and getting people mad isnt even an accomplishment anyone can do it, it's easy.  People like clam do it on the internet cause he knows nobodys gonna do shit to him for it in real life.  Come to america and say that shit to people see how long it takes to get your ass kicked.  He just made himself look like an angry asshole while saying everyone but him is mad, if you were from america you'd defend it too dwarf.

Im done with dis its not like anybody can win anyway
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: TruncheonClock on February 06, 2012, 03:23:17 PM
Lol this thread, smells like patriotic teenage angst up in here.

I honestly can't believe you are all arguing aboot which system of measurement is the best, based entirely on which countries use it. I'm pretty sure you were all taught both systems and such use both without realising it.
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: SoBe Clock on February 06, 2012, 03:35:58 PM
How did this thread get to 14 pages
Title: itt america is dumb
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on February 06, 2012, 03:45:17 PM


And by "penis hedgehog hammered" I mean read this article:

http://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/08/21/the-illusion-of-asymmetric-insight/

feel free to hammer any penis hedgehogs you want though.