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Clock Crew Archives => Necrapolis => Topic farted by: WrenchClock on March 07, 2012, 05:49:39 PM

Title: @@@THE KONY THREAD@@@
Post by: WrenchClock on March 07, 2012, 05:49:39 PM
I'm sure all of you have heard by now about the evil baby eating Ugandan warlord people are tweeting about. If you haven't, a group called "The Invisible Children" posted a video on Youtube about about how evil this one warlord called Joseph Kony isn't going to stop being a dick and that everyone should share it. The video went viral and now i'm seeing "STOP KONY" messages on my newsfeed every few seconds.
What these people don't know is that The Invisible Children are a bunch of lying bastards (http://visiblechildren.tumblr.com/) who are not as white as they paint themselves. Also, in completely unrelated news, oil has been found in Uganda. Removing a village-smashing warlord will balance the country and gaining favour with the government, and then maybe giving the US access to their oil? Where have we seen this before?
I'm disappointed.

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Title: @@@THE KONY THREAD@@@
Post by: ProqagandaClock on March 07, 2012, 05:57:46 PM
Thanks for giving me some hands on info on what I already had a urge to express... I'm into politics in Sweden and there are no worse facebookers than politics, seen Kony linked around 15020 times... Hate when people suddenly care about something that they didn't because some documentary, yes awareness is good but being skeptical is even more so.
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Post by: pop-tart on March 07, 2012, 06:03:52 PM
Fuck you guys. I like the Invisible Children and I endorse them because Thrice made a song about them!

I also support The Black Parade whatever that is.

Screamo rules!
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Post by: RobClock on March 07, 2012, 06:05:35 PM
Even without hearing the negative things about it- is it wrong for me to just not give a flying shit? I watched that documentary and all it seemed to me like was preachy propaganda. Okay, bad people should be stopped, fair enough. But when there is already things in motion to stop said bad people, what good is spamming the fuck out of everything going to do?

And really, am i expected to be moved by the words of some dumb kid who's literally being fed information as he's filmed (http://youtu.be/Y4MnpzG5Sqc?t=9m24s)? Just because he's kind of cute?

This whole thing can go fuck its self.
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Post by: AmberArachnidClock on March 07, 2012, 06:09:11 PM
Oh my god please America do not get involved in this shit you will only make it worse, please please please don't feed into your stupid white guilt god damn
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Post by: pop-tart on March 07, 2012, 06:15:57 PM
13 million children in the US go to bed hungry at night.

There are estimates that the number of homeless Americans may be around 500,000.

Humanitarianism needs to be practiced at home first.
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Post by: TelephoneClock on March 07, 2012, 06:30:33 PM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;189822713 million children in the US go to bed hungry at night.

There are estimates that the number of homeless Americans may be around 500,000.

Humanitarianism needs to be practiced at home first.

I try to stay out of politics as much as possible but yeah, I agree with this shit
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Post by: buttplug on March 07, 2012, 06:38:55 PM
Man we should just pack this forum up and move to Reddit already

(btw today is my cakeday yay me)
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Post by: HeyArnoldAlarmClock on March 07, 2012, 06:43:17 PM
we should just like kick all the rich peple until they give us poor people moneys >.>
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Post by: pop-tart on March 07, 2012, 06:45:23 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1898241(btw today is my cakeday yay me)

Well, happy cake day brotha!



(ppsttt. does he mean birthday?)
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on March 07, 2012, 06:52:23 PM
Wrench if you think this is a big fat greek fucking conspiracy then maybe you should start posting more novel-length comics for the adhd that say absolutely nothing worthwhile. Skepticism should be reasonable not so extremely biased against the evil that lurks in the hearts of men or some shit that you basically sound like a teenager who discovered angst and the concept of anarchy. it's gibberish. it's fucking gibberish. you sound as bad as the ngbbs. you really do.

please never post a comic like that again I fucking hate you
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Post by: AnkhClock on March 07, 2012, 07:27:56 PM
Surprise surprise Tumblr is all over this thing

Also my University
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Post by: SoBe Clock on March 07, 2012, 07:55:32 PM
Quote from: SatelliteClock;1898225Oh my god please America do not get involved in this shit you will only make it worse, please please please don't feed into your stupid white guilt god damn

I'll be sure to relay the message to chill out at the next America meeting.
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Post by: Kombucha on March 07, 2012, 08:15:26 PM
Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1898250Wrench if you think this is a big fat greek fucking conspiracy then maybe you should start posting more novel-length comics for the adhd that say absolutely nothing worthwhile. Skepticism should be reasonable not so extremely biased against the evil that lurks in the hearts of men or some shit that you basically sound like a teenager who discovered angst and the concept of anarchy. it's gibberish. it's fucking gibberish. you sound as bad as the ngbbs. you really do.

please never post a comic like that again I fucking hate you
^

Kony's fucked with tens of thousands of people and was indicted as a war criminal over six years ago. If this is how it finally catches up with him I have no problem with it.
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Post by: AmberArachnidClock on March 07, 2012, 08:38:10 PM
Inivisble Children is just and advocacy group. This most likely won't be the end of Kony, but expect to see some more videos from these guys now.
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Post by: GingeraleClock on March 07, 2012, 08:43:20 PM
Invisible Children and the Kony 2012 project has done wonderful things for bringing awareness to the plight's of the Ugandan people but it is hardly a refutable charity.

Quote from: WrenchClock;1898219~*comic

This is not right.

The United States of America is already well established in Africa and has been attempting to remove the Lordââ,¬â,,¢s Resistance Army and Joseph Kony for a number of years. Most of which is due to the expansion and extraction of African resources but that is a whole different issue.

A major problem with Invisible Children is that it is not working through American and United Nations forces. Instead, enabling the local armies of Uganda. An army which has openly used child soldier's in the past and may still be doing so. It is also notorious for its own abuse against the Ugandan people.

Getting back to IC: IC has knowingly manipulated data in order to create attention. This is not explicitly wrong, given their cause and is no less damaging than say An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore. However, given their cause, misleading figures and manipulating information is not a foundation to build upon and lowers the charities credibility. Furthermore, only 31% of revenue received goes towards aiding the Ugandan military. The rest is put into creating projects like this and future advertisement campaigns.

Each failed attack against the LRA has lead to thousands of deaths and even more kidnappings. Such things have even occurred under US supervision. Charities such as this might seem commendable but are in reality quite dangerous. Warmongers and slave-traders should not be dealt with by tossing around pamphlet's, protests and spending this weeks rent on a foreign military with questionable values.
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Post by: TequilaClock on March 07, 2012, 08:59:33 PM
This OP is hilarious.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 08, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
I'm loving all the facebook pages about this. Here's my favorite http://www.facebook.com/JosephKonyAdoptionAgency
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Post by: BobbyClock on March 08, 2012, 12:15:42 AM
a few less niggers in the world Kony's a real bro
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on March 08, 2012, 12:19:03 AM
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Post by: pop-tart on March 08, 2012, 12:28:16 AM
Quote from: BobbyClock;1898314a few less norwegians in the world Kony's a real bro


:gl:
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Post by: Thor on March 08, 2012, 12:34:35 AM
If elected admin of clock crew I promise to go to war with Kony
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 08, 2012, 12:52:27 AM
If elected admin of clock crew I promise to go to war with asgard
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on March 08, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
If elected admin of clock crew I promise to go to children with war
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Post by: BobbyClock on March 08, 2012, 12:55:42 AM
fuck off catclock
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on March 08, 2012, 01:14:27 AM
who do I vote for!?!?
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Post by: Thor on March 08, 2012, 01:57:27 AM
Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1898322If elected admin of clock crew I promise to go to children with war

You're a madman! Those children are invisible! They would sneak up and kill us all before we knew they were there
Title: @@@THE KONY THREAD@@@
Post by: patriotclock on March 09, 2012, 11:06:03 AM
Kony for supermod 2012. Finally someone with the balls the put the infant back into infantry
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Post by: SwirlberryClock on March 09, 2012, 12:51:17 PM
Kony is the only republican candidate that could go up against Obama me thinks.
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on March 09, 2012, 01:07:55 PM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1898636Kony is the only republican candidate that could go up against Obama me thinks.

I like his stance on abortion, every life is precious, every fetus is a novice child soldier

If elected admin of clock crew I promise to go to give every fetus a gun
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Post by: SwirlberryClock on March 09, 2012, 01:11:05 PM
Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1898637I like his stance on abortion, every life is precious, every fetus is a novice child soldier

If elected admin of clock crew I promise to go to give every fetus a gun

Awful policy. Fetus's should start with machete's and basically be cannon fodder. That way, only the strong survive, so that they may live and serve.
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on March 09, 2012, 01:18:12 PM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1898638Awful policy. Fetus's should start with machete's and basically be cannon fodder. That way, only the strong survive, so that they may live and serve.

If elected admin of clock crew I promise to go to give every childsoldier a fetus
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 09, 2012, 01:24:18 PM
If elected Ayatollah of the clock crew I promise to put a fetus on every lunch tray in clocktopian elementary schools. Studies show fetus is a great source of nutrition.
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on March 09, 2012, 01:32:31 PM
Who do I vote for???????
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Post by: Biggskoo on March 09, 2012, 03:43:42 PM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;189822713 million children in the US go to bed hungry at night.

There are estimates that the number of homeless Americans may be around 500,000.

Humanitarianism needs to be practiced at home first.

look i understand this is a popular sentiment among people uneducated in how the budget and foreign aid work, but the assertion here is patently false.

while the domestic homeless and impoverished are a very real and serious issue, scaling back foreign aid has absolutely nothing to do with the amount left over to be invested into helping the problem here.  the amount of the federal budget alotted to foreign aid is something like one tenth of one percent and is entirely independent of whether or not people are serious about combating any kind of issue within our own borders.  almost all popular theories in modern ethics say that the united states should be allocating vastly more to foreign aid, and that people in general should be more charitable than they are.
Title: @@@THE KONY THREAD@@@
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on March 10, 2012, 08:21:30 AM
Quote from: Biggskoo;1898651look i understand this is a popular sentiment among people uneducated in how the budget and foreign aid work, but the assertion here is patently false.

while the domestic homeless and impoverished are a very real and serious issue, scaling back foreign aid has absolutely nothing to do with the amount left over to be invested into helping the problem here.  the amount of the federal budget alotted to foreign aid is something like one tenth of one percent and is entirely independent of whether or not people are serious about combating any kind of issue within our own borders.  almost all popular theories in modern ethics say that the united states should be allocating vastly more to foreign aid, and that people in general should be more charitable than they are.

that wasn't explicitly asserted though, that's more your interpretation of what he said

nowhere did anyone say that foreign aid comes at the cost of domestic
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Post by: MonsterMunch on March 10, 2012, 12:44:30 PM
Just tell me what to set my facebook pictures as. I want to save the world
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Post by: pop-tart on March 10, 2012, 01:38:55 PM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1898734that wasn't explicitly asserted though, that's more your interpretation of what he said

nowhere did anyone say that foreign aid comes at the cost of domestic

Thank you.

I said nothing about federal dollars being spent. It hasn't even been mentioned in this topic. We were talking about social awareness. The fake, trendy, hipster, do-nothing awareness.

All winter I've been watching as the homeless woman on the corner of Damen and Elston gets kicked out of the Dunkin after bring her kids in for a 5 minute warm up. I buy them cocoa and coffee. Give her my last five dollars. Then I go home and see Sarah McLachlan on the TV saying 'please save these puppies.' Fuck me, right?

You say I'm uneducated, Biggs? You're uneducated. Living in your white bread world. Go TiVo The Big Bang Theory and let me know if you ever want a tour of the real America.

This video goes up, gets 60 million hits and now all the hipsters looking for a cause to cling to start building Facebook pages and tweeting what an atrocity it is. Invisible Children asks for $30 for a kit to help you raise awareness some more. Awareness awareness awareness. Oooooh.. so we're aware. Now what? There's a million pink ribbons out there making us aware of breast cancer. Oh, we're really aware. Now what?

What I'm saying is this video is pointless. 'Raise awareness so the Ugandan government does something!' They have. He's been on their wanted list for years. Mission accomplished! Let's get Starbucks!

Humanitarianism starts at home. Give to someone less fortunate. Donate your time. Take time to get to know that homeless woman at Dunkin. Do it because you're a good person.. not so you can Tweet it.
Title: @@@THE KONY THREAD@@@
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on March 10, 2012, 02:25:29 PM
I think konys doing a fine job i dont see what the big deal is.
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Post by: Biggskoo on March 10, 2012, 04:40:00 PM
haha wow ok take it a personal attack then, i don't care

i misinterpreted the obvious implication that most people intend when they say something like that and i wasn't calling you uneducated in the least but i guess that's irony for you since you misinterpreted that as well
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Post by: Biggskoo on March 10, 2012, 04:41:41 PM
thanks for reminding me, and us all, just how fucking hopeless these forums are now if that kind of attitude is that pervasive
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Post by: pop-tart on March 10, 2012, 04:53:44 PM
The word uneducated rubbed me the wrong way... I get prejudged every day... it's a reflex to be defensive.

Sorry homie ((Biggs))
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Post by: Biggskoo on March 10, 2012, 05:30:43 PM
i love u man {{{ u }}}
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Post by: EnglishClock on March 10, 2012, 05:54:04 PM
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Post by: pop-tart on March 10, 2012, 06:03:45 PM
Don't be hatin man or I'm kickin ya out of the darkie club.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 10, 2012, 06:30:55 PM
mmmmh, dem honkey homos gon make sum delicious oreos
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Post by: pop-tart on March 10, 2012, 06:43:18 PM
You know I changed my avatar into somethin sexie just for you Flounder and you don't even notice. :'(
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 10, 2012, 07:02:01 PM
I was merely being polite, I have noticed your avatar and suffice to say it has... moved me. Certain parts of me in particular.
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Post by: pop-tart on March 10, 2012, 07:23:33 PM
Speaking of which. The guy who supplies me with my weed threw in a little diamond shaped blue pill for me to try. Now i just need to find an occasion..
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 10, 2012, 07:31:47 PM
buy some ecstasy and combine the two.
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on March 11, 2012, 06:23:54 AM
Arr ggrrr angrrryy

klokcrew is shit raaah its all because of yoooouuu
youuu
all of youuu

grrrr
im making it better
rrr

kony bad!
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Post by: Sinister Clock on March 11, 2012, 09:54:39 AM
A guy thought everyone was talking about me because he misheard Kony as my name.
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Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on March 11, 2012, 11:44:57 AM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1898823A guy thought everyone was talking about me because he misheard Kony as my name.

Is your name tony?
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Post by: pop-tart on March 11, 2012, 12:01:16 PM
Kody?
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Post by: MSPaintClock on March 11, 2012, 12:17:54 PM
haha mspaint here and i dotn give a fuck!!!!
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Post by: pop-tart on March 11, 2012, 12:28:25 PM
Hey long time no something something mang
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Post by: Sinister Clock on March 11, 2012, 12:30:36 PM
Poptart your av just creeps me the fuck out.
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Post by: pop-tart on March 11, 2012, 01:21:12 PM
As opposed to yours, lol??
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Post by: ProqagandaClock on March 11, 2012, 01:23:33 PM
Is it wrong to want to fuck both of your avatars?

It's a trick question because I don't care