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Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Lump Clock on March 30, 2012, 04:18:06 PM
So the lottery in the US is up to $640 million USD and I thought I'd buy a few tickets and try my luck. Why not? Anyway, wish me luck guys. In this thread you can talk about how crazy or stupid the lottery is or isn't, or how dumb America is. I know how much you Dutch clocks like to make fun of the US of A.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Kombucha on March 30, 2012, 04:26:14 PM
Lods of emone
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: DickTree on March 30, 2012, 04:31:18 PM
My family got tickets too wanna fight
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Lump Clock on March 30, 2012, 04:34:08 PM
Quote from: crabclock;1901517My family got tickets too wanna fight

COME AT ME BRO
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: AstronautClock on March 30, 2012, 05:01:39 PM
Quote from: Lump Clock;1901515Why not?

enjoy throwing away money
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: l1fty on March 30, 2012, 05:02:41 PM
statistically there is no point in buying more than one ticket

but good luck
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Lump Clock on March 30, 2012, 05:13:54 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1901521enjoy throwing away money

Quote from: l1fty;1901522statistically there is no point in buying more than one ticket

but good luck

I only bought 5 tickets. It was worth about 5 dollars. Whoopie.

Also, thanks L1fty.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: AnkhClock on March 30, 2012, 05:48:41 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1901516Lods of emone
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: SoBe Clock on March 30, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1901516Lods of emone

Dosh, grab it while you can, lads.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: TelephoneClock on March 30, 2012, 05:59:44 PM
good luck!
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: DickTree on March 30, 2012, 06:31:09 PM
the lottery is the only sensible way to get money
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: patriotclock on March 30, 2012, 06:48:32 PM
if you win donate all of it to the cc. we need a new hq
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Lump Clock on March 31, 2012, 09:03:30 AM
Well obviously I didn't win... but it was worth a shot.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 31, 2012, 09:10:05 AM
If I won that much money I would buy a nice house, a bunch of music classes and equipment. The size of the house would be as big as needed to have a room to put excercise equipment, two bedrooms, and a music room in, I wouldnt get a giant mansion, fuck that. Then I'd give ten million to my parents so they dont have to work anymore, and I'd just live the rest of my life making music and taking various artistic classes.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Lump Clock on March 31, 2012, 09:20:05 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1901600If I won that much money I would buy a nice house, a bunch of music classes and equipment. The size of the house would be as big as needed to have a room to put excercise equipment, two bedrooms, and a music room in, I wouldnt get a giant mansion, fuck that. Then I'd give ten million to my parents so they dont have to work anymore, and I'd just live the rest of my life making music and taking various artistic classes.

I was thinking a lot of all the good I could do with that money, too. Just live a simple and self fulfilling life without ever having to worry about money problems ever again. You know, turn the money a little there, invest a little here, just live a solitary life with my closest loved ones.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: SockpuppetClock on March 31, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
if you just went ahead and bought all 176 million possible numbers you'd be guaranteed at least a $300mil profit
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Shamrock Clock on March 31, 2012, 09:27:11 AM
If I won the lottery I would pay scientists to develop gold coins that I could swim through so that I could be Scrooge McDuck.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: SockpuppetClock on March 31, 2012, 06:09:59 PM
Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1901604If I won the lottery I would pay scientists to develop gold coins that I could swim through so that I could be Scrooge McDuck.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: DickTree on March 31, 2012, 07:11:01 PM
i won
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: pop-tart on March 31, 2012, 08:45:38 PM
I saw on TV years ago where a bunch of investors actually did that..
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: miracle fruit on March 31, 2012, 09:44:51 PM
Quote from: RipsClock;1901531its called the moron tax for a reason.....

but wat if u win
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: TequilaClock on March 31, 2012, 09:54:20 PM
if Flounderman had that money he would make an Ultimate Flounder Impacto 3000 and conquer Arizona.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Shamrock Clock on March 31, 2012, 09:57:39 PM
If I won the lottery I would buy some African children and reenact The Hunger Games.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Chalk Clock on April 02, 2012, 02:07:19 AM
My family arn't aloud to partisipate in the lottery for.......legal reasons.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Chalk Clock on April 02, 2012, 02:10:12 AM
Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1901669If I won the lottery I would buy some African children and reenact The Hunger Games.

you need to buy stanly toochi to live in your pantry. What would be better first thing in the morning then to see his smiling face when you grab your weeties.
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: BilliardBall10 on April 02, 2012, 08:14:21 PM
hey, cool, good luck, lump!
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: AnkhClock on April 02, 2012, 08:59:48 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1901985hey, cool, good luck, lump!

they already announced the winners

p sure they werent lump
Title: I bought Lottery Tickets
Post by: Soup Clock on April 02, 2012, 10:23:58 PM
My coworkers and I all chipped in for a massive amount of lottery tickets.  We ended up buying 130 tickets.  We won $6 to split between us all.