Clock Crew

Here you can declare that you are running for mayor of the clock crew. Nomination period will be 5 days from the moment this thread is posted. You will be expected to campaign, slander other competitors, commit libel, produce campaign buttons/banners/posters/FLASH MOVIES/etc.

After nomination period I will create a thread with a period of voting (to be determined when I'm sober). We expect even more attempts at pandering and slander and bribes during this period.

The winner will be declared Official Mayor of the Clock Crew for the remainder of 2012 and will be given their own special user group with no grid access or anything special, but you will have pointless arbitrary responsibilities (to be decided by staff at a later date).  

Good luck and may the best mayor candidate win

DECLARED CANDIDATES:

Vuvuzela
MightyBoosh
Shamrock
YoYo
AMPM
PeanutButter
l1fty
Telephone
BilliardBall10
Cranberry
Biggs
Rob
Propaganda

In order to be an actual nominee you must announce your political affiliation, even if you just now made it up, and produce a piece of propaganda.

Vuvuzela for VuMayor. I am a Vulvacate, I promise to provide a vintage virtual Vubrator to every clock who can violently vision one

Boosh for Mayor. I won't be good, but I'll be better than I used to be.

A Vote for Shamrock is a Vote for a better ClockCrew (also, for Shamrock)

Ladies (lol) and Gentlemen of the Crew,

I stand before you here today, worried. We are at a pivotal point in our fair city's existence. Everyday, more Clocktopians are turned out on the street. Our children are no longer allowed to learn the Way of B in our schools. It has even been said that our great nation will go the way of the $500 steakhouse, but I propose to you, my fellow Clocks, that there is another way.

There are many of us here who remember still the glory days of the Crew. Before we were caught up in all the senseless, polemic, polarizing "Clock/Lock/Glock/Block" business. I propose to you, fair citizens, that these are the values that we need to return to. A land where all Clocks are treated as one. A land where a Clock is judged not by the color of their forum posts, but by the contents of their FLA.

One of my opponents, MightyBoosh, has officially been on record as saying

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1901867I really hate Clocks. Clocks are stupid and if they vote for me they're even stupider. I had gay sex with a penis inside of me.

I ask you, my fellow Clocks, is this the sort of man you want running your Crew?
 
I would invite any concerned Clocktopian to listen to the following video, where my opponent Vuvuzela clearly shows what he really has in mind for the Clock Crew.



I believe there will be some who agree with my opponent's views. It is an inevitability in today's society that any view can garner support in some degree. But I have faith in the true good will of my fellow Clocks, and it is for this reason that I formally announced my candidacy for the Mayor of ClockCrew.

A vote for Shamrock is a vote for tax cuts.
A vote for Shamrock is a vote for mandatory abortions.
A vote for Shamrock is a vote against dead children.
A vote for Shamrock is a vote to return to the old ways of the Crew.
A vote for Shamrock is a vote... for Shamrock

This post paid for in part by the Pube Muppets for Shamrock Foundation

Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1901879I ask you, my fellow Clocks, is this the sort of man you want running your Crew?
 

Actually, the answer is probably yes

As you can see, Shamrock Clock clearly has underlying intentions, and if you look closely at all of the things he has said, you can see this:

Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1901879A Vote for Shamrock is a Vote for a better ClockCrew (also, for Shamrock)

LadIes (lol) and GentLemen Of the Crew,

I stand before you here today, worried. We are at a piVotal point in our fair city's Existence. EveryDay, more ClocktopIans are turned out on the street. Our Children are no longer allowed to learn the Way of B in our schools. It has even been said that our great nation will go the way of the $500 steaKhouse, but I propose to you, my fellow ClockS, that there Is aNother way.

There are ManY of us here who remember still the glory dAys of the Crew. Before we were caught up in all the seNseless, polemic, polarizing "Clock/Lock/Glock/Block" bUsiness. I propoSe to you, fair citizens, that these are the values that we need to return to. A land where all Clocks are treated as one. A land where a Clock is judged not by the color of their forum posts, but by the contents of their FLA.

That's right, he says he loves dicks in his anus. What a freak. DO you really want a sadistic pervert for your mayor? Vote Mighty Boosh Clock to lead this fair city to greatness.

Good show :golfclap:

Give it a moment to load.

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everyone who isnt pb get out



also crabclcock for pope

Quote from: YoYoClock;1901903Give it a moment to load.

FLASH

welp, i'm sold. i sure as hell ain't voting for a DUMB CUNT.

I NOT A DUMB CUNT
I'm a cheeky cunt!
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I', running.

affiliation: Ampm Party

propoganda: vote for me

My Party is the Awesome Motherfucker Party and I am currently accepting applications for the position of Vice Mayor once I win. Applications must be hilarious.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Shamrock Foundation brings you a short voter education video

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Fuck all you faggots im the mayor

Yes im running

I was the first one to say im gonna be the mayor step off my nuts bitch niggas

Im running for the suck my dick if you dont vote for me ill break your knees party

My last name is yayo

IM GOD

Suck my dick or vote for me
Boy i blow a lot of weed
Im so high and you can see
That im a motherfuckin G
And all my hos be lovin deez
Nuts

No but for real im the only one whos capable of being mayor sorry guys i mean you can run but dont get pissed when you lose because its inevitable

Greetings fellow clocks,

I would like to announce my candidacy for mayor because - with all due respect to my fellow colleagues - I know myself better than anyone else, and I am the most trustable person I know. Let's face it, I'm doing everybody a favor by running for mayor.

But you already know that I am a straight forward, nice guy who's always available for a heart to heart conversation, so let's move on to the more important matters here - what I will do for you and our community.

I promise the blind to see and the lame to walk, terrorism to be completely phased out by 2016, three wishes to come true for every household, free trips to the moon for pensioners in a magic rocket, no more speed cameras, misery to be phased out and replaced by happiness, free university education, great sex for everyone - even when married, a hundred policemen to solve every crime, special robots to cure cancers - made out of gold, post to be delivered on time, all wars everywhere to end, teleporting device in every house, trains that always turn up and arrive on time, eternal life, river water to be replaced by beer, affordable housing and my most important project - Clockcrew Movie Night

I will team up with DWARFINATORClock and Homer Simpclock and make CC Movie Night a reality. Clocks will be able to submit suggestions and a weekly showcast of the top suggestion will be made where clocks will be able to come together for a movie night.


I don't know what else I can say but vote for l1fty.

Oh and I will stop Kony.

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1901938Suck my dick or i'll suck yours
Boy i blow a lot of dudes
Im so gay you can see
That i'm fabulous
And all my homos love my
Nuts

yes i know that you are a gay butt potato, you dont have to rap about it

the plot thickens

pb will always be the mayor of my heart

I think we can all agree l1ftyclock is a hack. A modest proposal overall, but a Clockcrew movie night? I just can't see that happening. Don't make promises you can't keep L1fty

You guys only want to be mayor because i did first and you guys just want to be more like me but you cant. Peanutbutterclock is the only option for mayor. Suck my dicks. Thats right i have two dicks im the motherfucking mayor your lucky i dont 3 or 4.

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1901942yes i know that you are a gay butt potato, you dont have to rap about it

Okay you have the least chance to win out of everyone so thats all i have to say to that.

One more thing I would like to say is that if elected, I plan to make [yourname][/yourname] my right hand, my brother in arms, my Vice Mayor.

Quote from: l1fty;1901953One more thing I would like to say is that if elected, I plan to make [yourname][/yourname] my right hand, my brother in arms, my Vice Mayor.

[yourname][/yourname] would never support your nazi regime you fascist piece of shit. Vote for peanutbutterclock and ill get everyone a sexy chinese massage lady to give them a massage and a happy ending. But not you mightyboosh all you get is a douche you douche.

Im the best nominee because i dont even have flash i can devote all my time to my mayorial duties.

I invented the clockcrew before strawberry but i deleted the site and burned all the evidence because burt reynolds told me if i didnt do it hed kill me and my family with his foot ninjas.

I propose that in lieu of due democratic process, the mayoral race be determined by Survivor style reality tv, with one candidate being dropped from the ballot every week until it's down to two, who will then be voted in by their former competitors.

The first week's immunity challenged should be awarded to whoever spreads the most outlandish lies about his competitors.

Everyone gets my vote, you cute little creatures, you!

Quote from: CabbageClock;1901969Everyone gets my vote, you cute little creatures, you!

a review from my newest movie

Quotesomewhat interesting... a thing i may ask, that i never got right from ng, is what should be the name for these clock face creatures?....

i heard somewhere towerclock, but it was not the thing... what is the name?...

So in a few days I will end the nomination period. Then do you kids wanna go right into voting. Or do we give it a few days for campaigning and gerrymandering?

give it a week of campaigning

A week of mudslinging would help me decide who to vote for.

Please vote for me.

because I said "please." Don't you want a polite mayor?

I'm TelephoneClock and I approve this propaganda.

I do wanna say I have a special prize to chip in for our first ever mayor.

First Official Mayor of the Clock Crew will be allowed the super special privilege of shining my shoes!
That's right!  If you win the honor of being elected mayor, you'll be given the rare honor of shining my shoes.  Better shine'em good, too, or I'll kick you in the fucking stomach.

cam i run for mayor?
tho, the only true mayor for the clock cru, is
HAMBURGER CLOEAK!!111oenoine

Peanutbutterclock offers you his protection.

Vote for peanutbutterclock i'll make all your wildest dreams come true

Vote 4 Cran, or I will fuck your face.

yoyo has a pretty strong platform hell bent on smearing others, but peanutbutter has a much stronger ego.

hell this is tearing me apart.

Vote 5 Cran..

Do it bitch.

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We need a mayoral candidate's debate on Clock Crew Radio.

Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1902115We need a mayoral candidate's debate on Clock Crew Radio.

That's just what we need 5 kids with aspergers stumbling over their own words on the radio. I'm not being sarcastic fyi

Whats wrong with asparagus?



Oh.

I nominate turducken. That way when it comes to accept mayorhood we can all eat it instead of letting it tell us what to do. I used to do that with republicans, except I'd eat their children instead of them. And by their children I mean their maid's kids. Oh Consuela, your ass could never turn down my modest proposals.

added list of candidates to op

Quote from: CranberryClock;1902091Vote 4 Cran, or I will fuck your face.

I think a more effective campaign promise would be 'vote 4 Cran, face fucks for all.' Who doesn't like a good face fuck?

jeff fput me on ballot

i want be mayor

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1901887As you can see, Shamrock Clock clearly has underlying intentions, and if you look closely at all of the things he has said, you can see this:



That's rIght, he says he LOVEs DICKs IN his anus. What a freak. DO you really want a sadistic pervert for your MaYor? Vote Mighty Boosh Clock to lead this FAir City to grEatness.

Who wins now?

Quote from: Biggskoo;1902168jeff fput me on ballot

DONE

Cranberrys to big of a pussy to be mayor if any koreans or iran try to nuke us ill fight em back with my bare hands and kill em all.

I have the peoples best interests at heart

Vote for me or you cant come to the cocaine clubhouse boys club for men. I have hooker girls in there

I came into this election with my swag maxed the fuck out to the unheard level 40 trillion swag and I'm gonna be up to infinity once I win, and none of you fake bitch hoez gonna win im a real nigga.

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1902223I came into this election with my swag maxed the fuck out to the unheard level 40 trillion swag and I'm gonna be up to infinity once I win, and none of you fake bitch hoez gonna win im a real nigga.

Peanutbutter be real. A real busta.

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1902216I killed 2 men in cambodia

Cambodian orphans. Living in landfills.



Sure, vote Peanutbutter for mayor... if you want your children growing up in a landfill.








Vote Cran. Or he'll fuck your face.

Yeah sure they were orphans but like i said they were men full grown.

But i do put children its where all my power comes from

I'd like to announce my candidacy.
I'm around alot, I do my best to be active in the community, and I make flash sometimes.

Just remember;
"A vote for Rob is a wasted vote."

Robert, what is your stance on face fucks?

Attractive women and their faces are to be evenly distributed among the clocks of the municipality in which i rule for the fucking pleasure of all.


Those of whom swing the other way may have their faces fucked by Terry Crews at any time they like.
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What about the female voters? Are you implying girl on girl action will be obligatorily implemented or will these voters have a mustache ride option?

e: I see you have it covered!


Mr. Cran... your rebuttal?

The amendment I have made to clarify my state on face fucks regarding those voting men of a homosexual orientation would also apply to straight women. Subsequently; Lesbian women are to be given the same face fuck treatment as straight men.

who is willing to bribe me for my vote

Oh I'm going to rape this running like the Republican Primary!

Expect 10 000$ Steak bets, Calling colored people by half of the word of the most racist word there is describing their ethnicity, saying that children should not be allowed to serve in the military and that gays made the ClockCrew strong; It can make her strong again, and lastly.... well I forgot the last. Oops.

Also everyone who votes for me will get cameod in my Campaign flash with a custom .fla

Ive wanted to be mayor way longer than all these chumps

Dont fall for my rivals shrill spineless tactics. They were all born without testicals and god told me that i would be the mayor.

Also I WILL ban people for money

jeff if i gave you ten bucks right now would you ban someone

Quote from: Biggskoo;1902305jeff if i gave you ten bucks right now would you ban someone

yes. $10 a day. just name the person and paypal me the $10

thats a stiff rate jeff

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1902309thats a stiff rate jeff

well im a stiff man magicfruit

the rate is negotiable. maybe 5 days for 10 bucks? i can play ball

Quote from: clammo;1902313biggs is the ivy league brotherhood sponsored candidate and therefore the leading candidate

make me a good ivy league brotherhood sig, but i also want my lesbian dream girls making out in it. ill pay you in bans and votes for biggs

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USE THIS IN YOUR SIG... SHOW YOUR PRIDE:
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CRAN 5 MAYOR! 12

i now offer my bans at a 1$ rate lower than patriotclock's.

i'm not payin that much jeff i'm tryin to reign in the deficit around here

Ladies and Gentlemen, due to my low exit poll numbers and this not actually being a joke, circumstance has forced my hand to remove myself from the race, and throw all my support behind whoever posts next. Unless its peanutbutter. That guy posts too much anyway.

Fuck you guys and your long paragraphs im the fuckin mayor ill fuck you in the ass thats way harder to do than the mouth btw.

Ill use my patented razor spike tip latex crondom.

Your gonna have a bloody ass hole if you dont vote for me and thats that.

Congrats on 1,000 post Peanut. To bad 982 of them are useless rants and horrid sentances of slander which comes from a childs mouth after he wipes his ass and questions the color on the tolietpaper(clock).

Btw, when I smear you on my balls and have my dog lick it off... I will be may0r. Fuck face'd.

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1902351Fuck you guys and your long paragraphs im the fuckin mayor ill fuck you in the ass thats way harder to do than the mouth btw.

Please Stop Posting

Everybody knows that the Clock Crew is most productive when there's a really shitty leader. Allow me to present my findings and evidence of this:

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As these graphs clearly show, flash output is increased exponentially the shittier the leader of the Crew is. What does this have to do with my running as official mayor? Well, if elected I vow to be the absolute shittiest mayor you can imagine. I'll bring this place into a state of turmoil not seen since the Bit administration. People will be (appealed to be) banned indiscriminately, the ONLY skin will be the OLD devskoo that looked like a FaceBook knockoff, and General Discussion will be replaced with the Initiatives forum.

You will hate it. You will hate me. And flash movies will be made en masse to protest against it all! Vote for me, and bring the Clock Crew back to what makes it great: shitty, hate-filled, leader-slandering flash movies!

Quote from: Biggskoo;1902349i'm not payin that much jeff i'm tryin to reign in the deficit around here

dang

Oh you guys dont like my excessive posting in this thread? Well thats too bad you can come over to my house and suck my balls because im the mayor and you cant do a thing about it.

Quote from: CranberryClock;1902355Congrats on 1,000 post Peanut. To bad 982 of them are useless rants and horrid sentances of slander which comes from a childs mouth after he wipes his ass and questions the color on the tolietpaper(clock).

Thankyou cranberry i would also like to congratulate you on coming out of the closet recently. I know it took a lot of guts and im glad your happy.

vuvu 4 mayor

vote for peanutbutterclock or youre gay

Quote from: crabclock;1902378vote for peanutbutterclock or youre gay

See this is what im talking about, crabs got the idea.

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as this graph clearly states, if you dont vote for me babies will be stolen. not by me. by l1fty. he is on record saying "I love the sensation that stealing babies gives me and i am going to steal all of them if you don't vote for boosh for mayor. also i am a pedophile gay."

rollin hand for mayor

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,dictator

i would see a dutch mayor and my purse heavy with coin

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its under 1mb and top quality :cool:

And this people is why you can not stop the ivy league brotherhood

If made mayor I will gief you access to my personal penile collections.

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1902383
as this graph clearly states, if you dont vote for me babies will be stolen. not by me. by l1fty. he is on record saying "I love the sensation that stealing babies gives me and i am going to steal all of them if you don't vote for boosh for mayor. also i am a pedophile gay."

I refuse to be drawn into gutter politics and mud slinging like this candidate. I let my own strengths and issues speak for themselves and I trust the voters to do so too.

Quote from: l1fty;1902583I refuse to be drawn into gutter politics and mud slinging like this candidate. I let my own strengths and issues speak for themselves and I trust the voters to do so too.

someone disqualify this man he's breaking the rules

As you can see from Fig 1... below... I am the clear choice.

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A vote 5 cran is a vote 5 all...

Add my signtature to your signature.. show the CC who your voting 5..!

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Your the gay one for sucking my dick cranberry. Or should i say CLANberry! You racist. .

Vote for me and ill put an end to child slavery. Thankyou.

May i also remind the jury that i was the man with the brain that came up with the idea of the clockcrew having a mayor and that jesus told me in my dream, that I was destined to be mayor, the best mayor in the whole galaxy even, so that is why, as you can see, that I already am the mayor.

Swag

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Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902627

do a l1fty and biggs one.
(thyre my top 2 candidates atm)

I think it's time to elect someone who takes the issues seriously, and isn't afraid to tackle the issues the other candidates won't.

Vote l1fty for mayor.

Quote from: PatriotClock;1902633do a l1fty and biggs one.
(thyre my top 2 candidates atm)

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902635

:lo5:

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Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902627

See this proves i have the strongest argument to winning this very important election, which the future of the clockcrew depends on COMPLETELY.  If you dont vote me for mayor the whole site will fall to shambles and everyone will do something else with their free times for the rest of time. But i mean if thats what you want go ahead and vote for some other less qualified candidate. I went to mayor college for 8 years by the way, why do you think they call me doctor mayor peanutbutterclock the best clock in existance?  Its because i busted my ass in mayor school for so long thats why, i come up with a fun good idea and everybody hops on it like an idea eating pack of wolves, gay wolves mind you, and tries to take it as their own.  Well i can tell you right now im not gonna let that happen cause im the motherfuckin mayor thats why better recognize.

I'm now running for mayor because Peanutbutter wont shut up about it and I wanna see his smug ass LOSE

peanut butter is a fucking gay idiot vote deodorant

Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1901879A vote for Shamrock is a vote to return to the old ways of the Crew.

SHAMrock would like you to believe that by following him mindlessly, he can bring the Clock Crew back to it's former glory.

Where have we heard that before?



SHAMrock. Good for Clocktopia. If you like Concentration Camps.

Lol

if pb doesnt win youre gayy

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902627

I really like you. You do do stuff.

Thnx Prop. It keeps me sane.


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I would be ok with billiardball10 as mayor lol

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1902708I would be ok with billiardball10 as mayor lol

dont give in

Im glad you support my mayorship crabs but ive been thinking of this whole thing like im kenny powers and your like stevie in eastbound and down and im saying all this crazy bullshit and everybodys pissed, but theres like that one guy that supports me for some reason lol but i dunno how many people here watch that show.  

Just an observation i made i felt like sharing for some reason

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1902708I would be ok with billiardball10 as mayor lol

look at this weakling. you dont want him as mayor

vote for biggs instead. or ronald donald

ronald arnold donald

Quote from: MiracleFruit[BC[/B]lock;1902731]ronald arnold donald

^Fixt

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902707Thnx Prop. It keeps me sane.

Hey, I spoke on the face fucking issue!

why is no one taking my candidacy seriously

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902707

Now see here, I have the LEAST amount of strategy campared to these other clods!

Vote for Telephone, nobody really gives a fuck about this bullshit anyway.

Quote from: RobClock;1902738Hey, I spoke on the face fucking issue!

Yes sir, but face fucks are essentially Cran's platform.

Your strategy is to offer better face fucks than your opponent?! Not bloody likely!!

What can you offer that the other candidates cannot?

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902759What can you offer that the other candidates cannot?

..Flash?

Oh I have a strategy, trust me

Quote from: RobClock;1902806..Flash?

Then this needs to be your platform..

Flash sigs for all who vote for Rob!

Quote from: Biggskoo;1902745why is no one taking my candidacy seriously

Quote from: Biggskoo;1902745why is no one taking my candidacy seriously

You're a third party candidate nobody wants to throw their vote away

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1902823You're a third party candidate nobody wants to throw their vote away

biggs is endorsed by the ivy league brotherhood

that's a major endorsement

I dont have flash so i lost the cadillac demographic

Quote from: AnkhClock;1902836biggs is endorsed by the ivy league brotherhood

that's a major endorsement

Special interest group from out of state. Now that you've mentioned the other candidates will run smear ads against him citing the ILB's involvement with Iran and Magneto. You just ruined his already hopeless campaign I hope you're happy.

Quote from: Deodorant;1902810why no vote timmmmmmehhhhhhh

I can't tun my guitar without a tuner. I am seriously tone death when it comes to tuning, takes me like 20 minuets to get one string down (if it's even right). I feel sad that I must rely on my tuner :(

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1902847I can't tun my guitar without a tuner. I am seriously tone death when it comes to tuning, takes me like 20 minuets to get one string down (if it's even right). I feel sad that I must rely on my tuner :(

i feel sad when you post

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I freed the slaves.

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902853

vuvuzela tone deaf

somehow that fits

Quote from: AnkhClock;1902858vuvuzela tone deaf

somehow that fits

hahaha

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1902856I freed the slaves.

poptart its now your responsibility to vote for him

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If elected Mayor of Clock Crew, I swear to repeal the anti-harrasment rules in the Charter, so we can all harrass the shit out of [yourname][/yourname]. Seriously, fuck that guy. Am I right?

Fuck [yourname][/yourname]. Vote Shamrock.

Nominations are done. Start making movies, spreading slander, etc and I will make the official poll in the upcoming few days.

Until the poll is made this will serve as the official thread for Mayor elections until its time to vote. Thank you

Quote from: crabclock;1902905poptart its now your responsibility to vote for him

:jerk:

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1902988:jerk:

I didnt mean it like that crab said that not I

I nominate myself

if elceted i qwhill buttopition

Nominations are closed. Maybe next year

I have a whole day commemorated to me im a shoe in for mayor.

Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1902986Ladies and Gentlemen,

If elected Mayor of Clock Crew, I swear to repeal the anti-harrasment rules in the Charter, so we can all harrass the shit out of [yourname][/yourname]. Seriously, fuck that guy. Am I right?

Fuck [yourname][/yourname]. Vote Shamrock.

I would like to point out that I have squited larger circumfrence gobs of cum than years you have been in the ClockCrew. Fuck Face..

Oh yea... catch phrase!


 Face Fucked by the man, with the plan.. that is Cran

MWUAHAHA

Clam

If i elected i vow to show a picture of my mayoral balls to anyone who wants to see them.

Will make poll after I get home. I exPect movies and other propaganda