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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 08, 2012, 01:02:21 PM
First Round Predictions

East
Rangers V. Sens in 7
Bruins V. Caps in 6
Panthers V. Devils in 6
Pens V. Flyers in 7

West
Nucks V. Kings in 5
Blues V. Sharks in 6
Yotes V. Hawks in 4
Preds V. Wings in 7
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on April 08, 2012, 02:46:19 PM
another unfunny canucks title

haters hatin for the sake of it obv
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 08, 2012, 07:16:56 PM
You gonna make a prediction or are you gonna cry a little more about how your goalie has a harder time keeping his legs closed than a girl at her senior prom.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on April 08, 2012, 08:09:22 PM
East
Rangers V. Sens in 6
Bruins V. Caps in 7
Panthers V. Devils in 6
Pens V. Flyers in 7

West
Nucks V. Kings in 5
Blues V. Sharks in 6
Yotes V. Hawks in 5
Preds V. Wings in 7
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 08, 2012, 11:34:33 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1903052First Round Predictions
I'll get in on this, although I only have a slight variation from both of yours.

East
Rangers V. Sens in 6
Bruins V. Caps in 5
Panthers V. Devils in 6
Pens V. Flyers in 7

West
Nucks V. Kings in 6
Blues V. Sharks in 4
Yotes V. Hawks in 5
Preds V. Wings in 6
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 11, 2012, 12:02:28 PM
Flyers in 6 in the only series that matters this round. They have home ice we have a 5-1 record in their new arena. I like our chances. Crosby lil bitch gonna get punched in the face by Hartnell. Bloodbath series bank on it. Also we raped them all season
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 11, 2012, 09:33:19 PM
WHAT UP??

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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on April 12, 2012, 12:08:55 AM
[22:07] ok i made my predictions
[22:07] i went underdog on a couple
[22:07] but not for sens
[22:07] sorry clam,
[22:07] <&biggs> sens are gonna be in the stanley cup final
[22:07] <&biggs> that is my prediction
[22:07] <&biggs> they will get beat by the blues
[22:07] <&biggs> blues sens final
[22:07] <~clammo> i agree
[22:07] <&biggs> put that in the books
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 14, 2012, 02:47:09 PM
flyersssssssssssssss
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: pop-tart on April 15, 2012, 12:10:24 AM
That was a damn fine game.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 15, 2012, 01:55:40 PM
Shannaban is gonna have more meetings than a CEO.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 15, 2012, 03:28:06 PM
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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 15, 2012, 05:17:45 PM
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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on April 16, 2012, 05:08:55 AM
what the fuck

































what the FUCK
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on April 16, 2012, 05:09:35 AM
(thnx duncan)
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 16, 2012, 01:38:00 PM
[U2]XVSIkLEhYHs[/U2]
Oh wow a Sedin got caught with his head down and Burrows wants to instigate a fight over it. Some things never change.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 16, 2012, 04:45:21 PM
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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on April 17, 2012, 02:01:21 AM
yep who cares about outplaying the sedins when you can just throw elbows at their heads while the puck is 10ft away/in the air
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 18, 2012, 10:00:27 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1904083yep who cares about outplaying the sedins when you can just throw elbows at their heads while the puck is 10ft away/in the air

Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 18, 2012, 01:10:39 PM
I predict Kessler will dive at least 3 more times before the series is out tonight.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 19, 2012, 11:16:03 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1904083yep who cares about outplaying the sedins when you can just throw elbows at their heads while the puck is 10ft away/in the air

[U2]Su01Q3DAoCk[/U2]
Sedins obviously only play clean hockey, and the nucks only play clean hockey.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 19, 2012, 10:47:55 PM
I'm starting to think we need to put Emery in. Crawford's just been giving up too many soft goals.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: pop-tart on April 19, 2012, 10:51:56 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1904415I'm starting to think we need to put Emery in. Crawford's just been giving up too many soft goals.

Game three's losing goal was just sad to watch.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on April 21, 2012, 03:18:00 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1904331Sedins obviously only play clean hockey, and the nucks only play clean hockey.

you're so pathetic and stupid it's embarrassing
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on April 21, 2012, 03:23:07 AM
and yep that owned ahahaha
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 21, 2012, 12:09:54 PM
Raffi Torres gets banned 25 games.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: pop-tart on April 21, 2012, 12:41:37 PM
He's a scum bag.. hit on Seabrook last year.. then Eberle.. now the Hoss. Fuck that guy.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 22, 2012, 12:32:30 AM
The puns in NHL.com headlines are getting ridiculous.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: d u m p y on April 22, 2012, 09:45:43 PM
i'm pretty disappointed in you, blackhawks :(
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: pop-tart on April 22, 2012, 10:09:35 PM
Commence rioting..  in 5... 4...
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 23, 2012, 03:24:17 AM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1904678Commence rioting..  in 5... 4...

It's what they do when they aren't shooting up or being the butt of canada. It must be really tough to be the crown of the crappiest division in the whole NHL. Makes those president's trophies even more meaningless.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 25, 2012, 09:41:52 PM
Damned B's broke my heart again.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 25, 2012, 11:03:40 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1905081Damned B's broke my heart again.




YOU ARE ONE PATHETIC LOSER

...no offense


oh also

Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: Biggskoo on April 26, 2012, 09:14:33 AM
http://chirpstory.com/li/6781
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: pop-tart on April 26, 2012, 11:10:45 AM
Lovely
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 26, 2012, 12:04:15 PM
boston is so classy
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 27, 2012, 10:14:31 AM
East
Rangers v. Caps in 5
Flyers v. Devils in 6

West
Blues v. Kings in 6
Coyotes v. Preds in 6
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 27, 2012, 10:52:46 AM
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Boston is a hell of a lot classier than some idiots on the internet. First pro black hockey player in the league. And Boston is pretty much in charge of racial awareness in the NHL because of O'Ree.

East
Rangers v. Caps in 6
Flyers v. Devils in 5

West
Blues v. Kings in 6
Coyotes v. Preds in 7
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on April 29, 2012, 11:13:20 AM
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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on April 29, 2012, 07:43:00 PM
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I lucked out, and went to the hockey hall of fame on the day that they had the real cup. The next day they put the old one back up.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 30, 2012, 01:35:08 AM
Ah, I guess I'm late on predictions.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on May 02, 2012, 04:05:48 PM
u know i was a lil bummed out by our first round departure until the hawks, bruins and sens all got owned. talk about every1 but jeff gettin ownedg

and the kings are blowin through st louis so i feel much better actually

Also my final predictions because i don't care anymore: Philly/kings cup final, kings in 6 or 7
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on May 02, 2012, 10:46:29 PM
and what are those numbers

 does 15 mean i won
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 03, 2012, 12:24:02 PM
It means you could have won if you weren't such an idiot on the forum.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 07, 2012, 07:38:08 PM
Kings own everybody again, and sweep St. Louis.

Edit:

Kings and Yotes. Think about that for the next bracket. I'll still be rooting for the yotes, but this time I might go with my head instead of my heart.

Edit#2:

Flyers are out, and everyone is wrong on that one too.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 12, 2012, 10:13:59 PM
I'm going crazy here.

Western Conference Finals
Coyotes V. Kings in 7
Eastern Conference Finals
Rangers V. Devils in 6

Only team I expected to get this far has been the Rangers.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 13, 2012, 04:30:59 AM
Least we did better than the NHL writers.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on May 13, 2012, 03:06:17 PM
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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 13, 2012, 03:49:11 PM
Probably discussing how much sweat those nike jerseys hold.
Edit:

And Slovakia beats Canada 4-3. I called it Clammo.

Still no miracle on ice for the coyotes. It'd be a miracle if they could stop getting boarding calls.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 26, 2012, 01:25:48 AM
Kings in six.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on May 28, 2012, 08:22:20 PM
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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: Biggskoo on May 29, 2012, 09:25:00 AM
devils in 4 fuck yall
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 30, 2012, 01:24:51 PM
Kings in 6.

I still don't get why NBC is doing the utterly baffling move to have some of the games not on NBC when summer programming is on meaning there is literally nothing to conflict with it.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 30, 2012, 01:52:41 PM
NBC Sports Network needs money.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on May 31, 2012, 02:48:08 AM
Quote from: clammo;1908360kings in 5
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: patriotclock on June 07, 2012, 01:18:26 PM
Go Kings aka Exiled Flyers
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 07, 2012, 02:10:48 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1909151Go Kings aka Exiled Flyers too awesome for Philly

Don't jynx it.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on June 10, 2012, 01:00:31 AM
devils still alive!!
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 10, 2012, 11:06:00 AM
I know I said Kings in six, but I can't believe Jersey is still alive.
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on June 11, 2012, 08:49:31 PM
well theyre gettin owned silly now
Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 13, 2012, 06:17:16 PM
And I win the bracket.

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Title: [NHL] 2012 Playoffs - The Your Hometown Team Will Lose Edition (unless youre from LA)
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2012, 12:10:21 AM
i won the bracket you moron