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Arts & Leisure => Gaming & Technology => Topic farted by: TequilaClock on June 03, 2012, 04:02:52 PM

Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: TequilaClock on June 03, 2012, 04:02:52 PM
Okay so before we lose our shit on Tuesday, Nintendo is going to make a few announcements in an hour.

http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo_direct

Whatever it is, it could be really cool, or just damn stupid.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: Thor on June 03, 2012, 04:07:10 PM
I heard they're going to release the hardware specs for the Wii U
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: buttplug on June 03, 2012, 04:33:17 PM
Quote from: Thor;1908886I heard they're going to release the hardware specs for the Wii U

It will look almost as good as the xbox 360!
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: TequilaClock on June 03, 2012, 04:57:16 PM
< 5 minutes left guys
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: PolyhedronClock on June 03, 2012, 05:03:40 PM
i was just about to post in the e3 thread asking when this was going to happen. you guys are ON THE GOD DAMNED BALL.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: PolyhedronClock on June 03, 2012, 05:15:07 PM
poor warren :' (
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on June 03, 2012, 05:22:28 PM
warawara
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: TequilaClock on June 03, 2012, 05:32:51 PM
That spoof was just too goofy. I loved it.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: TimHortonsClock on June 03, 2012, 06:15:55 PM
Personally skeptical about the "pro" controller since the button layout does not look ergonomic at all.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: buttplug on June 03, 2012, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: TimHortonsClock;1908893Personally skeptical about the "pro" controller since the button layout does not look ergonomic at all.

Nintendo loves making people hold uncomfortable controllers.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: TheCheshireClock on June 03, 2012, 07:48:08 PM
Quote from: TimHortonsClock;1908893Personally skeptical about the "pro" controller since the button layout does not look ergonomic at all.

 
Agreed, but everyone worried about the GameCube Remote and the Wiimote, and they turned out much better than expected.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: TequilaClock on June 03, 2012, 08:01:42 PM
Hopefully this means Tuesday will be way more dedicated in software.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: NintendrCkolc on June 03, 2012, 08:35:31 PM
the classic controller is getting a lot of stupid criticism in my opinion.

Hurrr it's too similiar to the xbox 360 controller
hurr it's not ergonomic. why are the buttons and control stick in the wrong places?

Seriously guys?
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: buttplug on June 03, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: NintendoClock;1908898Hurrr it's too similiar too the xbox 360 controller

That's fucking stupid, a controller shouldn't have to be changed just for that reason. Do all steering wheels have to be different?
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: TequilaClock on June 03, 2012, 08:52:48 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1908899That's fucking stupid, a controller shouldn't have to be changed just for that reason. Do all steering wheels have to be different?

In the world of patents, yes.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 03, 2012, 09:08:54 PM
Did they say anything about it staying single-touch and only allowing one to work on the system at a time? That still sounds really I'm a edgy teen to me.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: Thor on June 03, 2012, 09:58:39 PM
The non-specific action figure was a painted Pro Wrestling action figure

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_XdP6Lp2ceqY%2FS0sznWzO54I%2FAAAAAAAAGYA%2FCKXyv0D78bQ%2Fs400%2Fpro-wrestling.jpg&hash=866ac983e87a3b9fe649e88039d1e1839255ebf2)


You know what that means? Pro Wrestling 2 confirmed for the Wii U!
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: BluezombieClock on June 03, 2012, 10:25:01 PM
Meh
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: VuBawlsClock on June 03, 2012, 11:14:01 PM
No time, on the go, what was this about?
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: buttplug on June 03, 2012, 11:25:42 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1908907No time, on the go, what was this about?

It was 20 minutes of Nintendo fans taking turns jerking off Miyamoto.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: TheCheshireClock on June 04, 2012, 04:32:18 PM
Just talkin about some Wii U hardware and internet specs. Nothing all that exciting, honestly. Mostly stuff we already knew.
Title: Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012
Post by: BluezombieClock on June 04, 2012, 04:47:07 PM
Go back to the REAL E3 thread you nincompoops