Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: d u m p y on July 04, 2012, 05:21:00 PM
Post by: d u m p y on July 04, 2012, 05:21:00 PM
personally i'm torn on the issue. briefs, in my opinion, are far more comfortable especially because i wear tight pants; but on the other hand, boxers are more aesthetically pleasing. like if i know there's a good chance i'm going to be having sex with someone on that particular day, i will be sure to be wearing boxers so as not to disappoint my sexual partner. but what do YOU think, clakcroo?
also no cop-outs like "boxer-briefs" or "freeballin'"
also no cop-outs like "boxer-briefs" or "freeballin'"
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: d u m p y on July 04, 2012, 05:25:23 PM
Post by: d u m p y on July 04, 2012, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: clammo;1911482so never.
boxer briefs are not a cop out because they are by far the most comfortable and "aesthetically pleasing"
i don't care about boxer briefs that's not what we're debating here, ok.
also FUEK YUEW
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: miracle fruit on July 04, 2012, 05:35:43 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on July 04, 2012, 05:35:43 PM
well it doesnt matter since boxer briefs are for gaylords, kind of like clamclock
u know if i was gonna wear little kids underwear i would just go for the classic tighty whiteys and not the version that stretches down to my knees
u know if i was gonna wear little kids underwear i would just go for the classic tighty whiteys and not the version that stretches down to my knees
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:04:43 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:04:43 PM
I used to freeball, but then I got fat and my thighs started chafing, so, boxers. Though I did try boxer briefs too and they're not so bad. I need something to keep my legs apart, though.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 06:20:26 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 06:20:26 PM
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Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: YoYoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:26:41 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:26:41 PM
regular boxers do nothing for support and so you may as well wear nothing. boxer briefs 4 lyf.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: YoYoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:27:17 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:27:17 PM
also if you guys say you don't need much support, I can only assume you have tiny penises that look like little buttons
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: miracle fruit on July 04, 2012, 06:32:27 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on July 04, 2012, 06:32:27 PM
my dick can support itself, thanks
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
Yoyo, I have a large dick and large, dangly balls. "Support" for me means bending my dick in half and stuffing all that man-flesh into a tiny little area. I feel much better with a bit of room to move in.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: YoYoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:48:07 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on July 04, 2012, 06:48:07 PM
see mine don't compact my bulge into a space, but just adequately hold my balls and dick up a little so theyre not slappin all over my leg when i walk
EDIT: also great thread
EDIT: also great thread
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: VCRClock on July 04, 2012, 07:04:01 PM
Post by: VCRClock on July 04, 2012, 07:04:01 PM
tighty whitez because i like my skidmarks like i like my coffee: visible
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 07:04:06 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 07:04:06 PM
Either way, briefs would make a mess of my fat thighs.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 07:05:15 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 07:05:15 PM
Quote from: clammo;1911500boxer briefs he said tighty whiteys right????
if you're not with the boxer master race you're with the tighty whitey terrorists.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 07:10:45 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 07:10:45 PM
Code Select
Quote from: clammo;1911505boxers... bulky, elitest, and serve no purpose..... yeah thats definitely america
They serve the purpose of not compressing ones genitals to a point beyond their Schwarzchild radius.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 07:12:56 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 07:12:56 PM
Quote from: clammo;1911505boxers... bulky, elitest, and serve no purpose..... yeah thats definitely america
skintight compromise surrendershorts worn so you can wear feminine skinny jeans... yeah thats definitely canada
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 07:21:30 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 07:21:30 PM
Average sperm count: 20-40 million
Clam's sperm count: about five total sperm, six on a good day.
Clam's sperm count: about five total sperm, six on a good day.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: buttplug on July 04, 2012, 07:38:47 PM
Post by: buttplug on July 04, 2012, 07:38:47 PM
I own and wear either whenever I want to.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: F U Clock on July 04, 2012, 07:58:07 PM
Post by: F U Clock on July 04, 2012, 07:58:07 PM
I wear boxer briefs. If I had to pick between boxers and briefs... Probably briefs. If you have no muscle tone whatsoever I guess boxers are a better bet but still, that central area where the two legs meet is like... I dunno, a ball-divider or something. I'm not into it.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: VuBawlsClock on July 04, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on July 04, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
boxer briefs and or boxers
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 08:33:08 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 08:33:08 PM
Really though, boxers when just doing whatever, boxer briefs at the gym.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: miracle fruit on July 04, 2012, 10:25:54 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on July 04, 2012, 10:25:54 PM
Quote from: clammo;1911505boxers... bulky, elitest, and serve no purpose..... yeah thats definitely america
holds my dick quite comfortably .. yep, still america
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: Slurpee on July 04, 2012, 10:36:58 PM
Post by: Slurpee on July 04, 2012, 10:36:58 PM
basically anything you can tear off with your teeth while you rail me in the mouth on a bathroom floor, I guess- loin cloth, laceup jockstrap, silk panties, etc.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: PolyhedronClock on July 04, 2012, 10:45:03 PM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on July 04, 2012, 10:45:03 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1911570basically anything you can tear off with your teeth while you rail me in the mouth on a bathroom floor, I guess- loin cloth, laceup jockstrap, silk panties, etc.
loin cloth is the real choice here.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 10:45:41 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 04, 2012, 10:45:41 PM
Well personally I prefer candy thongs.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 10:58:30 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 10:58:30 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1911570basically anything you can tear off with your teeth while you rail me in the mouth on a bathroom floor, I guess- loin cloth, laceup jockstrap, silk panties, etc.
bitch i can tear off a corset with my teeth in under a minute
it's on
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: pop-tart on July 04, 2012, 11:04:23 PM
Post by: pop-tart on July 04, 2012, 11:04:23 PM
Boxer briefs are the way to go. Still show the shape of your ass and your hang without the old man fruit of the loom creepiness.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 11:05:29 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 04, 2012, 11:05:29 PM
Are your balls a black hole like clam's?
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: pop-tart on July 04, 2012, 11:45:47 PM
Post by: pop-tart on July 04, 2012, 11:45:47 PM
Why's it gotta be a black hole?
As for my sperm count.. since I'm one of those geniuses who use the withdrawal method for birth control 9/10 times.. I'm all suffocatin some fishies..
As for my sperm count.. since I'm one of those geniuses who use the withdrawal method for birth control 9/10 times.. I'm all suffocatin some fishies..
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: d u m p y on July 05, 2012, 12:18:17 AM
Post by: d u m p y on July 05, 2012, 12:18:17 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1911570basically anything you can tear off with your teeth while you rail me in the mouth on a bathroom floor, I guess- loin cloth, laceup jockstrap, silk panties, etc.
oh baby don't tease me :o
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: Asshatclock on July 05, 2012, 12:58:38 AM
Post by: Asshatclock on July 05, 2012, 12:58:38 AM
I actually never really stopped to think about this, I wear boxer briefs mostly, boxers sometimes but never briefs.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 05, 2012, 02:37:40 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 05, 2012, 02:37:40 AM
Quote from: clammo;1911618majority of the people in this thread say: boxer briefs
clam says: boxer briefs
dummies say: this is a perfect opportunity to troll clam
clam:
Wait, was this thread serious at some point? I thought this entire thing was just people fucking around.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 05, 2012, 02:42:12 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 05, 2012, 02:42:12 AM
Quote from: clammo;1911623this is in plato, not dumpster?
What is the debate forum but an auxiliary spam forum?
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AnimeClock on July 05, 2012, 02:56:56 AM
Post by: AnimeClock on July 05, 2012, 02:56:56 AM
boxer briefs definitely, but nice pairs of them are really expensive. I don't have my entire drawer stocked with them. I wonder if it's even fair to count them. If you could put hundreds of dollars into purchasing the world's most comfortable underwear, I guess that would win. Does anyone in here actually just have one kind of underwear? Because I wear all of the above.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AnimeClock on July 05, 2012, 03:01:29 AM
Post by: AnimeClock on July 05, 2012, 03:01:29 AM
What I really want to know is, what's the most abuse you've put a pair of underwear through (and still continued to wear) before throwing it away? I had some boxers that I had since I was 13, and they were really small at that point. They squeezed my thighs really tight, and eventually just ripped around the leg holes. Soon the only thing remaining was the waistband and crotch hole. It was basically a loin cloth.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: PolyhedronClock on July 05, 2012, 03:05:29 AM
Post by: PolyhedronClock on July 05, 2012, 03:05:29 AM
boxers are great, although there's been a few times where i've considered buying the boxer brief variant before, mostly during the colder seasons when you want to wear jeans.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: miracle fruit on July 05, 2012, 01:13:50 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on July 05, 2012, 01:13:50 PM
Quote from: clammo;1911625no
yes
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: d u m p y on July 06, 2012, 01:25:19 PM
Post by: d u m p y on July 06, 2012, 01:25:19 PM
i change my vote to this and anybody who disagrees with me is hitler
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Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: miracle fruit on July 06, 2012, 02:08:37 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on July 06, 2012, 02:08:37 PM
Quote from: clammo;1911687youre just bitter about schultz
no i knew we werent getting schultz
but youre right this is more like an auxiliary goldmine
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: TelephoneClock on July 06, 2012, 02:38:57 PM
Post by: TelephoneClock on July 06, 2012, 02:38:57 PM
Boxers
btw where can you buy those white boxers with the red dots? I've never seen them in stores...
btw where can you buy those white boxers with the red dots? I've never seen them in stores...
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 07, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 07, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
Okay, I changed my mind. Boxer briefs. Boxers only provide limited thigh protection and do not stand up to excessive movement and sweating. I was walking like a god damn penguin by the end of the night.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: Thor on July 13, 2012, 10:39:35 PM
Post by: Thor on July 13, 2012, 10:39:35 PM
I prefer boxer shorts. I wear loose pants at work so my dick can swing relatively free and it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 14, 2012, 08:41:03 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 14, 2012, 08:41:03 PM
That cloud is fuckin with me
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: Slurpee on July 15, 2012, 03:47:24 AM
Post by: Slurpee on July 15, 2012, 03:47:24 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1912871Since when does one need to be presented with an opportunity you get trolled by the shape of clouds in the sky
Quote from: clammo;1912875cognitive dissonance record broken
just fuck already
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 15, 2012, 03:32:04 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 15, 2012, 03:32:04 PM
Quote from: clammo;1912916aye shit popst bro poops
what on earth
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 15, 2012, 05:32:40 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 15, 2012, 05:32:40 PM
Quote from: clammo;1912923its a variation of a cc meme started by slurpee
and heres another meme popularized by me:
get out
p sure i've seen that one elsewhere
p sure
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 15, 2012, 05:46:18 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 15, 2012, 05:46:18 PM
feisty
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: Slurpee on July 16, 2012, 04:07:32 AM
Post by: Slurpee on July 16, 2012, 04:07:32 AM
Quote from: clammo;1912916aye shit popst bro poopsoh my bad dawg here let me emulate a master *stumbles sex crazed into every thread with another dude, contorting ourselves into our best respective impression of a chill guy while we furiously hurl post ejaculate at each other over the mere sight of one another's ruffled and cumstained peacock feathers*
yeah this is good I like whatever this is building to *entire planet dies of sympathy pains over my gigantic blueballs*
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: d u m p y on July 16, 2012, 01:19:01 PM
Post by: d u m p y on July 16, 2012, 01:19:01 PM
Quote from: clammo;1912980maybe your e gaydar isnt working because there is literally zero sexual tension on this forum between any two members
this post for whatever reason made me laugh out loud
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: Slurpee on July 16, 2012, 01:58:25 PM
Post by: Slurpee on July 16, 2012, 01:58:25 PM
the sexual tension is figurative
it's a metaphor for the insane amounts of boning you and ribs want to do with each other's butts and ding dongs
it's a metaphor for the insane amounts of boning you and ribs want to do with each other's butts and ding dongs
Title: boxers V.S. briefs
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 17, 2012, 01:05:50 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on July 17, 2012, 01:05:50 AM
lets all touch dicks