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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: AlbinoClock on August 03, 2012, 07:06:41 PM

Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 03, 2012, 07:06:41 PM
Send me a picture of your scrotum and I'll give you an extensive and in-depth profile of your personality and your relationship to the world.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on August 03, 2012, 07:10:33 PM
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Plz respond i nee reading fast iam in difficult time
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: YoYoClock on August 03, 2012, 07:11:42 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.catchthespoon.com%2Fimages%2Fplums.jpg&hash=acf4799d58b5226cfae73b94d07048f2cb7a40d1)

Please read my testicles
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 03, 2012, 07:11:58 PM
I can't tell you anything about your present or your future if you don't take it seriously.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 03, 2012, 07:14:58 PM
Quote from: YoYoClock;1914723

Please read my testicles

You are largely stationary. You expand your horizons, but you don't stray from your place of origin. Your fruit is sweet and juicy.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: YoYoClock on August 03, 2012, 07:17:43 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1914726You are largely stationary. You expand your horizons, but you don't stray from your place of origin. Your fruit is sweet and juicy.


Oh my god I am exactly like this. how did you know? you are amazing.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 03, 2012, 07:18:55 PM
Quote from: YoYoClock;1914728Oh my god I am exactly like this. how did you know? you are amazing.

There is much truth in balls.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 03, 2012, 07:21:15 PM
work your prognostimancy on my balls noble shaman

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Feopqkk%2F2012-08-03_17-13-47_106.jpg&hash=9c9c11ab26dc1bc8932b22d6978f6b626980959f) (http://files.myfrogbag.com/eopqkk/2012-08-03_17-13-47_106.jpg)
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 03, 2012, 07:32:14 PM
You are confident but possess an underlying uncertainty that doesn't shine through nearly as much as you think it does. You're skilled at assessing the legitimacy of your own ideas and, while open to new ideas, have a decent bullshit filter. Your functional confidence and personal flare make you an ideal candidate for a career in the arts or some form of self-driven work. Avoid repetitive, unstimulating work. Expect some major changes in the next year, they may even already be on the horizon.
 
Also your camera kind of sucks.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 03, 2012, 07:38:10 PM
I will live my life according to your vision oh glorious conjurer.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: buttplug on August 03, 2012, 08:30:56 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1914732work your prognostimancy on my balls noble shaman


AUGHHHHHH your aura is blinding!
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: SirClock on August 03, 2012, 08:39:07 PM
The clockcrew is such a wonderfully tight net of unique-personalities/insecurity/skepticism I knew it'd be the right place to experiment! :D
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: F U Clock on August 03, 2012, 09:44:19 PM
I think all of it is amazing. Just all of it.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: SirClock on August 03, 2012, 09:51:14 PM
SCROTUM READINGS ARE DEMONIC! YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: buttplug on August 03, 2012, 09:57:27 PM
Quote from: SirClock;1914772SCROTUM READINGS ARE DEMONIC! YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you just sound like my mother
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 03, 2012, 10:02:32 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1914773Now you just sound like my mother

didnt your parents think naruto was satanic or something.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: buttplug on August 03, 2012, 10:07:49 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1914774didnt your parents think naruto was satanic or something.

My mom thought yu-gi-oh cards were devils play, and manga was perverted
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: Slurpee on August 03, 2012, 10:31:22 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1914776My mom thought yu-gi-oh cards were devils play, and manga was perverted

she was right
hail gay satan
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: F U Clock on August 03, 2012, 10:31:52 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1914776My mom thought yu-gi-oh cards were devils play, and manga was perverted

To be fair manga is kind of perverted.
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 04, 2012, 05:01:29 AM
Come on FU, where the balls at?
Title: Free Scrotum Reading
Post by: BinaryClock on August 07, 2012, 07:30:59 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1914784she was right
hail gay satan