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Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: Soup Clock on August 25, 2012, 11:08:41 AM
I was at the bar with my friend, celebrating her 21st a week late.  I was the DD.  Now I'm banned from the bar for causing a scene.  I was sober, but they think I was the one who caused the scene, despite the fact that I am 100lbs heavier than the bitch who did, and a male.  Plus, I had 1 beer, versus the 5 that she had.

She is allowed into the bar, but I am not.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 25, 2012, 11:14:10 AM
Hey look, it's the face of misandry.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on August 25, 2012, 11:15:48 AM
Get your life together, you fucking drunk. I can't believe you did a beer. I thought you were better than that.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AbsintheClock on August 25, 2012, 11:21:50 AM
That'll teach you to have fun!
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 25, 2012, 11:30:41 AM
Not even once.

~aBoVe ThE iNfLuEnCe~
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: Soup Clock on August 25, 2012, 11:33:37 AM
I think I have an alchole problem guys.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AbsintheClock on August 25, 2012, 12:12:49 PM
You are an alcohol problem.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: MonsterMunch on August 25, 2012, 01:08:37 PM
That story sucked.

Last time I got banned from a bar was for headbutting a really effeminate gay dude who had just bitchslapped me after I called his female friend an "ignorant cunt" for cutting in front of me at the bar.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: DurianClock on August 25, 2012, 01:17:54 PM
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919629I was at the bar with my friend, celebrating her 21st a week late.  I was the DD.  Now I'm banned from the bar for causing a scene.  I was sober, but they think I was the one who caused the scene, despite the fact that I am 100lbs heavier than the bitch who did, and a male.  Plus, I had 1 beer, versus the 5 that she had.

She is allowed into the bar, but I am not.

What did the scene (you apparently caused) look like?
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: SockpuppetClock on August 25, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
drink alone, , all your friends are here on the internet!!
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Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: patriotclock on August 25, 2012, 02:37:10 PM
I've been kicked out a ton, but never been banned forever. kudos
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: RobClock on August 25, 2012, 02:38:42 PM
Beat the shit out of her. Only appropriate conflict resolution.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: VCRClock on August 25, 2012, 02:40:26 PM
write a book about the incident

stand outside the bar and sell it to passersby until popular opinion turns in your favor and they let you back in
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: PhantomCatClock on August 25, 2012, 03:55:32 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1919667write a book about the incident

Make a Flash about it, get daily first, get invited to all three bars in Pennsylvania on a special Fulp tour.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: buttplug on August 25, 2012, 04:12:13 PM
please describe said scene
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: VuBawlsClock on August 25, 2012, 04:29:28 PM
soup clock is such a good soul citizen that he never drinks, and the first time he gave into peer pressure and had a beer, he went on a berzerking rage and trashed everything in the bar when she told him he had too many.

It's not a big deal that he was permabanned though, cause you know, it's not like he goes to bars anyways, right?
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AnimeClock on August 25, 2012, 04:43:09 PM
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919629I was at the bar with my friend, celebrating her 21st a week late.  I was the DD.  Now I'm banned from the bar for causing a scene.  I was sober, but they think I was the one who caused the scene, despite the fact that I am 100lbs heavier than the bitch who did, and a male.  Plus, I had 1 beer, versus the 5 that she had.

She is allowed into the bar, but I am not.

your friend was the girl who caused it, or it was someone else?
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: patriotclock on August 25, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1919672Make a Flash about it, get daily first, get invited to all three bars in Pennsylvania on a special Fulp tour.

this is supposed to be a joke right
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: PhantomCatClock on August 25, 2012, 06:11:30 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1919678this is supposed to be a joke right

A joke about a state where it's illegal to buy more than I think a case of beer and where all liquor stores are run by the state. No wonder they have so much time for redesigns.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: patriotclock on August 25, 2012, 07:18:17 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1919681A joke about a state where it's illegal to buy more than I think a case of beer and where all liquor stores are run by the state. No wonder they have so much time for redesigns.

well as someone who lives in Pennsylvania and has bought multiple cases of beer multiple times I feel like you're misinformed
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: bigbadron on August 25, 2012, 09:18:20 PM
sounds like a shitty bar.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AstronautClock on August 25, 2012, 09:36:00 PM
the only thing you can do now is molotov them. its the only way, they forced you into this.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: Soup Clock on August 26, 2012, 06:41:27 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1919681A joke about a state where it's illegal to buy more than I think a case of beer and where all liquor stores are run by the state. No wonder they have so much time for redesigns.

Pennsylvania has some shitty alcohol laws, but it's really not as bad as everybody makes it out to be.  It sounds tedious, but when you live here it's actually easy to adjust to.  Yes, all wine and liquor is sold by the state at state stores called "Wine and Spirits."  State stores are generally open from 9am until 9pm, with more restricted hours on Sundays, usually noon-5.  Beer distributors, however, are privately owned and can operate on different schedules but with some limitations on the times.  Beer distributors sell cases of beer (there is no limit on how many you can buy lol), cases of wine coolers, kegs and stuff like that.  Six packs, twelve packs, 40's or anything like that can only be sold at bars and restaurants.  However, grocery stores and other places get around it by having a "restaurant section" and acquiring a liquor license.  Also, many grocery stores are located only a couple doors down from a state store, so it's not much of a hassle to do your grocery shopping and wine shopping at the same time.  There's a good number of grocery stores which actually have a wine and spirits shop inside them.

Also, there are plenty of bars in Pennsylvania, which operate virtually the same as bars in other states.  At least it isn't Utah where you're stuck drinking 3% pisswater all night.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: Soup Clock on August 26, 2012, 06:43:23 AM
Quote from: bigbadron;1919700sounds like a shitty bar.

$1 drafts 100% of the time, Jukebox that plays mostly classic rock and absolutely no Gwen Stefani or shit like that, allows smoking inside.  I don't think I'd call that a shitty bar.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 26, 2012, 06:57:09 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1919651That story sucked.

Last time I got banned from a bar was for headbutting a really effeminate gay dude who had just bitchslapped me after I called his female friend an "ignorant cunt" for cutting in front of me at the bar.

Headbutting is badass.


Quote from: Soup Clock;1919741$1 drafts 100% of the time, Jukebox that plays mostly classic rock and absolutely no Gwen Stefani or shit like that, allows smoking inside.  I don't think I'd call that a shitty bar.

Why would you drink a beer that only costs $1? It's not going to be good beer.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: Soup Clock on August 26, 2012, 07:03:05 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1919742Why would you drink a beer that only costs $1? It's not going to be good beer.

I don't frequent the bar, and the beer is mostly common brand names like Budweiser and Miller.  Typically I prefer Lagers and IPAs from micro breweries, but if you're looking for a cheap night of drinking and some good company the bar is perfect.  There are always people there but it's never too crowded.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: miracle fruit on August 26, 2012, 07:18:40 AM
do americans even know what its like to be drunk
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 26, 2012, 07:31:22 AM
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919743I don't frequent the bar, and the beer is mostly common brand names like Budweiser and Miller.  Typically I prefer Lagers and IPAs from micro breweries, but if you're looking for a cheap night of drinking and some good company the bar is perfect.  There are always people there but it's never too crowded.

Well that sucks. You should have tits.

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1919744do americans even know what its like to be drunk

Yes. We have plenty of good beer. All that schwilly pisswater has lost a huge part of the market share in the past decade. Microbreweries are huge, and there are a number of somewhat larger high-quality beers. It's definitely true that some areas have more good beer than others.
 
We also have liquor.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: Soup Clock on August 26, 2012, 09:39:23 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1919744do americans even know what its like to be drunk

First time I was arrested I had a BAC of .267 (blood test).  This was more than 2 hours after my last drink.  So yes, I know what it is like to be drunk.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: bigbadron on August 26, 2012, 06:53:32 PM
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919741$1 drafts 100% of the time, Jukebox that plays mostly classic rock and absolutely no Gwen Stefani or shit like that, allows smoking inside.  I don't think I'd call that a shitty bar.

what beer is $1?
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: Arctic on August 28, 2012, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: bigbadron;1919817what beer is $1?

PBR?
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AnimeClock on August 28, 2012, 06:04:41 PM
o hai arctic
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 28, 2012, 10:26:46 PM
Quote from: Arctic;1920117PBR?

That's my guess.
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: d u m p y on August 28, 2012, 11:07:07 PM
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919741$1 drafts 100% of the time, Jukebox that plays mostly classic rock and absolutely no Gwen Stefani or shit like that, allows smoking inside.  I don't think I'd call that a shitty bar.

if i were you i'd go ahead and kill myself now bro
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: VuBawlsClock on August 28, 2012, 11:20:25 PM
I'm wasted after one can of mikes hard lemonade so don't get any ideas boys ;)

Jk, I'm lame and I don't drink .
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: patriotclock on August 29, 2012, 12:20:55 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1919744do americans even know what its like to be drunk

do 12 year old canadiens?
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: SockpuppetClock on August 29, 2012, 01:00:00 AM
as if you can even know drunk until your friends tell you afterwards that you walked through the middle of a busy street and end up with the subtle feeling in the back of your head that maybe every day afterwards has just been a coma dreamI mean REALLY NOW
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: d u m p y on August 29, 2012, 02:24:29 PM
i once drank so much that i blacked out and apparently sandpapered my own face while screaming. man i wish that story was cool. :/
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: VuBawlsClock on August 29, 2012, 02:38:04 PM
That sounds more painful than cool
Title: Got banned from a bar for the first time
Post by: d u m p y on August 29, 2012, 02:42:38 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1920202That sounds more painful than cool

yeah the next day was unbearable and i looked like total shit
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Post by: Kodiakclock on August 29, 2012, 03:02:12 PM
I have an old redneck friend that drinks 2 pints of whiskey and a case of beer a day. Its actually part of his schedule to drink 12 beers before 12 pm