I was at the bar with my friend, celebrating her 21st a week late. I was the DD. Now I'm banned from the bar for causing a scene. I was sober, but they think I was the one who caused the scene, despite the fact that I am 100lbs heavier than the bitch who did, and a male. Plus, I had 1 beer, versus the 5 that she had.
She is allowed into the bar, but I am not.
Hey look, it's the face of misandry.
Get your life together, you fucking drunk. I can't believe you did a beer. I thought you were better than that.
That'll teach you to have fun!
Not even once.
~aBoVe ThE iNfLuEnCe~
I think I have an alchole problem guys.
You are an alcohol problem.
That story sucked.
Last time I got banned from a bar was for headbutting a really effeminate gay dude who had just bitchslapped me after I called his female friend an "ignorant cunt" for cutting in front of me at the bar.
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919629I was at the bar with my friend, celebrating her 21st a week late. I was the DD. Now I'm banned from the bar for causing a scene. I was sober, but they think I was the one who caused the scene, despite the fact that I am 100lbs heavier than the bitch who did, and a male. Plus, I had 1 beer, versus the 5 that she had.
She is allowed into the bar, but I am not.
What did the scene (you
apparently caused) look like?
drink alone, , all your friends are here on the internet!!
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I've been kicked out a ton, but never been banned forever. kudos
Beat the shit out of her. Only appropriate conflict resolution.
write a book about the incident
stand outside the bar and sell it to passersby until popular opinion turns in your favor and they let you back in
Quote from: VCRClock;1919667write a book about the incident
Make a Flash about it, get daily first, get invited to all three bars in Pennsylvania on a special Fulp tour.
please describe said scene
soup clock is such a good soul citizen that he never drinks, and the first time he gave into peer pressure and had a beer, he went on a berzerking rage and trashed everything in the bar when she told him he had too many.
It's not a big deal that he was permabanned though, cause you know, it's not like he goes to bars anyways, right?
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919629I was at the bar with my friend, celebrating her 21st a week late. I was the DD. Now I'm banned from the bar for causing a scene. I was sober, but they think I was the one who caused the scene, despite the fact that I am 100lbs heavier than the bitch who did, and a male. Plus, I had 1 beer, versus the 5 that she had.
She is allowed into the bar, but I am not.
your friend was the girl who caused it, or it was someone else?
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1919672Make a Flash about it, get daily first, get invited to all three bars in Pennsylvania on a special Fulp tour.
this is supposed to be a joke right
Quote from: PatriotClock;1919678this is supposed to be a joke right
A joke about a state where it's illegal to buy more than I think a case of beer and where all liquor stores are run by the state. No wonder they have so much time for redesigns.
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1919681A joke about a state where it's illegal to buy more than I think a case of beer and where all liquor stores are run by the state. No wonder they have so much time for redesigns.
well as someone who lives in Pennsylvania and has bought multiple cases of beer multiple times I feel like you're misinformed
sounds like a shitty bar.
the only thing you can do now is molotov them. its the only way, they forced you into this.
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1919681A joke about a state where it's illegal to buy more than I think a case of beer and where all liquor stores are run by the state. No wonder they have so much time for redesigns.
Pennsylvania has some shitty alcohol laws, but it's really not as bad as everybody makes it out to be. It sounds tedious, but when you live here it's actually easy to adjust to. Yes, all wine and liquor is sold by the state at state stores called "Wine and Spirits." State stores are generally open from 9am until 9pm, with more restricted hours on Sundays, usually noon-5. Beer distributors, however, are privately owned and can operate on different schedules but with some limitations on the times. Beer distributors sell cases of beer (there is no limit on how many you can buy lol), cases of wine coolers, kegs and stuff like that. Six packs, twelve packs, 40's or anything like that can only be sold at bars and restaurants. However, grocery stores and other places get around it by having a "restaurant section" and acquiring a liquor license. Also, many grocery stores are located only a couple doors down from a state store, so it's not much of a hassle to do your grocery shopping and wine shopping at the same time. There's a good number of grocery stores which actually have a wine and spirits shop inside them.
Also, there are plenty of bars in Pennsylvania, which operate virtually the same as bars in other states. At least it isn't Utah where you're stuck drinking 3% pisswater all night.
Quote from: bigbadron;1919700sounds like a shitty bar.
$1 drafts 100% of the time, Jukebox that plays mostly classic rock and absolutely no Gwen Stefani or shit like that, allows smoking inside. I don't think I'd call that a shitty bar.
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1919651That story sucked.
Last time I got banned from a bar was for headbutting a really effeminate gay dude who had just bitchslapped me after I called his female friend an "ignorant cunt" for cutting in front of me at the bar.
Headbutting is badass.
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919741$1 drafts 100% of the time, Jukebox that plays mostly classic rock and absolutely no Gwen Stefani or shit like that, allows smoking inside. I don't think I'd call that a shitty bar.
Why would you drink a beer that only costs $1? It's not going to be good beer.
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1919742Why would you drink a beer that only costs $1? It's not going to be good beer.
I don't frequent the bar, and the beer is mostly common brand names like Budweiser and Miller. Typically I prefer Lagers and IPAs from micro breweries, but if you're looking for a cheap night of drinking and some good company the bar is perfect. There are always people there but it's never too crowded.
do americans even know what its like to be drunk
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919743I don't frequent the bar, and the beer is mostly common brand names like Budweiser and Miller. Typically I prefer Lagers and IPAs from micro breweries, but if you're looking for a cheap night of drinking and some good company the bar is perfect. There are always people there but it's never too crowded.
Well that sucks. You should have tits.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1919744do americans even know what its like to be drunk
Yes. We have plenty of good beer. All that schwilly pisswater has lost a huge part of the market share in the past decade. Microbreweries are huge, and there are a number of somewhat larger high-quality beers. It's definitely true that some areas have more good beer than others.
We also have liquor.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1919744do americans even know what its like to be drunk
First time I was arrested I had a BAC of .267 (blood test). This was more than 2 hours after my last drink. So yes, I know what it is like to be drunk.
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919741$1 drafts 100% of the time, Jukebox that plays mostly classic rock and absolutely no Gwen Stefani or shit like that, allows smoking inside. I don't think I'd call that a shitty bar.
what beer is $1?
Quote from: bigbadron;1919817what beer is $1?
PBR?
o hai arctic
Quote from: Arctic;1920117PBR?
That's my guess.
Quote from: Soup Clock;1919741$1 drafts 100% of the time, Jukebox that plays mostly classic rock and absolutely no Gwen Stefani or shit like that, allows smoking inside. I don't think I'd call that a shitty bar.
if i were you i'd go ahead and kill myself now bro
I'm wasted after one can of mikes hard lemonade so don't get any ideas boys ;)
Jk, I'm lame and I don't drink .
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1919744do americans even know what its like to be drunk
do 12 year old canadiens?
as if you can even know drunk until your friends tell you afterwards that you walked through the middle of a busy street and end up with the subtle feeling in the back of your head that maybe every day afterwards has just been a coma dreamI mean REALLY NOW
i once drank so much that i blacked out and apparently sandpapered my own face while screaming. man i wish that story was cool. :/
That sounds more painful than cool
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1920202That sounds more painful than cool
yeah the next day was unbearable and i looked like total shit
I have an old redneck friend that drinks 2 pints of whiskey and a case of beer a day. Its actually part of his schedule to drink 12 beers before 12 pm