Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Thor on September 19, 2012, 09:54:33 PM
Post by: Thor on September 19, 2012, 09:54:33 PM
You become immortal, but all your flesh rots off and you're just a spooky scary skeleton. You no longer have to eat or drink or sleep, but you can sleep if you want to. Your body can be destroyed, but you'll respawn at the location of your phylactery 24 hours after, unless it's destroyed in which case you die forever.
Would you do it clock crew??? Also what would your phylactery be? It has to be big enough to have arcane writing on it so no "grain of sand i throw onto the beach" you queef lords
I would do it and my phylactery would be a Fabergé egg
Would you do it clock crew??? Also what would your phylactery be? It has to be big enough to have arcane writing on it so no "grain of sand i throw onto the beach" you queef lords
I would do it and my phylactery would be a Fabergé egg
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 19, 2012, 09:55:54 PM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 19, 2012, 09:55:54 PM
sure, I would just wear a trench coat and hood or something to cover my grotesque. I would just be pissed if people farm experience off of me though
I would make it your hammer, that way you will always have to deal with me <3
I would make it your hammer, that way you will always have to deal with me <3
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: patriotclock on September 19, 2012, 09:59:31 PM
Post by: patriotclock on September 19, 2012, 09:59:31 PM
no. i like my flesh
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Thor on September 19, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
Post by: Thor on September 19, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1922988sure, I would just wear a trench coat and hood or something to cover my grotesque.
So life for you wouldn't change much
Quote from: PatriotClock;1922990no. i like my flesh
You're not the only one! :saywhat:
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: clockradioclock on September 19, 2012, 10:25:23 PM
Post by: clockradioclock on September 19, 2012, 10:25:23 PM
the question is: would you want to continue living?
no flesh, no senses(?). if you no longer need to eat or drink or sleep, what, then, keeps you moving forward? you can probably no longer have a love life. you certainly couldn't have sex or feel sexual release. that's like 100% of the reasons for living gone. unless you're just curious. because you could probably force yourself to stay alive longer than you'd like just because you're curious and you really want to know to what humanity will lead. but even then, how long will that curiosity last? we get bored very quickly today. what if your curiosity was just a fad that lasted less than the time it would have taken to live your natural life? i bet you'd feel regret. you would no longer have the senses with which to feel, but the one thing you would feel is regret. why? why did i--?
no flesh, no senses(?). if you no longer need to eat or drink or sleep, what, then, keeps you moving forward? you can probably no longer have a love life. you certainly couldn't have sex or feel sexual release. that's like 100% of the reasons for living gone. unless you're just curious. because you could probably force yourself to stay alive longer than you'd like just because you're curious and you really want to know to what humanity will lead. but even then, how long will that curiosity last? we get bored very quickly today. what if your curiosity was just a fad that lasted less than the time it would have taken to live your natural life? i bet you'd feel regret. you would no longer have the senses with which to feel, but the one thing you would feel is regret. why? why did i--?
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Kombucha on September 19, 2012, 10:31:33 PM
Post by: Kombucha on September 19, 2012, 10:31:33 PM
I would probably do it because being a skeleton sounds cool.
Idk what my phylactery would be.
Idk what my phylactery would be.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Thor on September 19, 2012, 10:31:56 PM
Post by: Thor on September 19, 2012, 10:31:56 PM
You could still live life for intellectual pursuits, like science or the occult. To be clear, you would still have sight and hearing even when your frail human ears and eyes are long gone, and enough sense of touch to move and interest with objects easily, but those are pretty much the only senses. There would also be the possibility of suicide still open, by destroying your phylactery.
I think I would be happy enough living to learn things and to see the world advance.
I think I would be happy enough living to learn things and to see the world advance.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: miracle fruit on September 19, 2012, 10:33:57 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on September 19, 2012, 10:33:57 PM
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 19, 2012, 10:34:36 PM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 19, 2012, 10:34:36 PM
I would probably try killing everything
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Thor on September 19, 2012, 10:38:03 PM
Post by: Thor on September 19, 2012, 10:38:03 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1922998YOUTUBE
you should ask a woman that
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Slurpee on September 19, 2012, 10:44:04 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 19, 2012, 10:44:04 PM
probably not
I like that I'm cute and would like to roll with that indefinitely
I like that I'm cute and would like to roll with that indefinitely
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Lump Clock on September 20, 2012, 01:47:50 AM
Post by: Lump Clock on September 20, 2012, 01:47:50 AM
When you can live forever, there is so much power to be utilized and exploited because you have virtually infinite time to spend. Sure you might go through a stage of realizing your attention span for petty things has diminished, but that is just a change in personality. You would go through a regret phase too, as well as denial. Finally acceptance, and then the pursuit of unregulated ambition. You live forever, there is no one that can get in your way who you can't just wait into oblivion... unless there is another Lich, of course.
I would definitely become a lich if possible. My Phylactery would be an obsidian stone that I would carry on my person at all times.
I would definitely become a lich if possible. My Phylactery would be an obsidian stone that I would carry on my person at all times.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 20, 2012, 02:05:15 AM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 20, 2012, 02:05:15 AM
all this talk about becoming a lich makes me want to become a lich, like if I had the choice right now I would totally go for it
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Kombucha on September 20, 2012, 02:09:22 AM
Post by: Kombucha on September 20, 2012, 02:09:22 AM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1923016all this talk about becoming a lich makes me want to become a lich, like if I had the choice right now I would totally go for itTrip report: just became a lich, pretty wild. My phylactery is a bong.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: WrenchClock on September 20, 2012, 04:07:00 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on September 20, 2012, 04:07:00 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1923003probably not
I like that I'm cute and would like to roll with that indefinitely
My phylactery would be Slurpee's butt
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: RobClock on September 20, 2012, 05:24:51 AM
Post by: RobClock on September 20, 2012, 05:24:51 AM
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Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2012, 05:35:26 AM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2012, 05:35:26 AM
I'd do it without a doubt. My phylactery would be... um... fuck this is hard. I'll come back after I think about it
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2012, 05:39:22 AM
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2012, 05:39:22 AM
Totally.
My phylactery would be my own flesh so it's arcanely forced to stay immutable forever, makes the job of blending in much easier.
My phylactery would be my own flesh so it's arcanely forced to stay immutable forever, makes the job of blending in much easier.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Thor on September 20, 2012, 05:43:00 AM
Post by: Thor on September 20, 2012, 05:43:00 AM
Quote from: Lump Clock;1923014I would definitely become a lich if possible. My Phylactery would be an obsidian stone that I would carry on my person at all times.
Carrying your phylactery on your person is dumb. What if you get blown up or fall into a volcano? It will be destroyed at the same time, killing you permanently.
You should keep it hidden in an underground bunker or something.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Lump Clock on September 20, 2012, 06:59:32 AM
Post by: Lump Clock on September 20, 2012, 06:59:32 AM
Quote from: Thor;1923026Carrying your phylactery on your person is dumb. What if you get blown up or fall into a volcano? It will be destroyed at the same time, killing you permanently.
You should keep it hidden in an underground bunker or something.
Hmm, yeah.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 20, 2012, 07:16:46 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 20, 2012, 07:16:46 AM
I don't think a lich can get high, so no, I don't see the point.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 20, 2012, 08:41:14 AM
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 20, 2012, 08:41:14 AM
My phylactery would be the Earth. Problem solved.
Also in the future I would get robot nanobot flesh. Problem double-solved.
Also in the future I would get robot nanobot flesh. Problem double-solved.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 20, 2012, 08:58:50 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 20, 2012, 08:58:50 AM
i would do it and my phylactery would be americas sense of entitlement
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: WrenchClock on September 20, 2012, 09:15:36 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on September 20, 2012, 09:15:36 AM
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Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: MonsterMunch on September 20, 2012, 10:20:59 AM
Post by: MonsterMunch on September 20, 2012, 10:20:59 AM
I'd become BONEBOMBER. The suicide-bombing superhero. Imagine the scene, David Cameron is announcing new laws to cut taxes for the super-rich, or it's the live final of the X-Factor. And suddenly, a skeleton armed to the teeth with bombs runs out of nowhere and blows everything to fuck. BONEBOMBER!
My phylactery would be a small diamond. Nothing fancy.
My phylactery would be a small diamond. Nothing fancy.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 20, 2012, 10:30:00 AM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 20, 2012, 10:30:00 AM
I laughed really hard at that for some reason
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on September 20, 2012, 10:36:28 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on September 20, 2012, 10:36:28 AM
lol dude u guys r so nerdy i mean lol liches and zombie nerds i am only 9 and i have 4 girlfriends lol nerds.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: AstronautClock on September 20, 2012, 11:37:15 AM
Post by: AstronautClock on September 20, 2012, 11:37:15 AM
nah maybe when I've passed 80 or something
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2012, 02:23:30 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2012, 02:23:30 PM
maybe if I lived in a world worth dominating. This world would fall to easily to a lich
god im a fuckin nerd
god im a fuckin nerd
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: d u m p y on September 21, 2012, 02:29:42 PM
Post by: d u m p y on September 21, 2012, 02:29:42 PM
what the fuck are you guys talking about?
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: AstronautClock on September 21, 2012, 03:51:46 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on September 21, 2012, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Buttplug;1923234maybe if I lived in a world worth dominating. This world would fall to easily to a lich
god im a fuckin nerd
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2012, 04:02:16 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2012, 04:02:16 PM
wait what is 3e?
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: WrenchClock on September 21, 2012, 04:06:40 PM
Post by: WrenchClock on September 21, 2012, 04:06:40 PM
Quote from: WrenchClock;1923021My phylactery would be Slurpee's butt
I still stand by my butt-actery.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: LanternClock on September 21, 2012, 04:10:25 PM
Post by: LanternClock on September 21, 2012, 04:10:25 PM
Quote from: Thor;1922986You become immortal, but all your flesh rots off and you're just a spooky scary skeleton. You no longer have to eat or drink or sleep, but you can sleep if you want to. Your body can be destroyed, but you'll respawn at the location of your phylactery 24 hours after, unless it's destroyed in which case you die forever.
Someone destroyed MJ's Phylactery?
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: d u m p y on September 21, 2012, 04:21:45 PM
Post by: d u m p y on September 21, 2012, 04:21:45 PM
Quote from: LanternClock;1923253
Someone destroyed MJ's Phylactery?
5/10
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2012, 05:32:42 PM
Post by: buttplug on September 21, 2012, 05:32:42 PM
Exactly, I wouldn't want to do it unless I was in a D&D plane or something, where I could travel to different places and planes and learn all sorts of crazy shit. I wouldn't even have to be evil.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: PhantomCatClock on September 23, 2012, 10:46:35 PM
Post by: PhantomCatClock on September 23, 2012, 10:46:35 PM
Lich fact: you can create another phylactery if yours is destroyed but you're still alive (but it costs an assload of cash and takes months to create)
HOWEVER, my question before I sign anything: can we turn off the fear aura? A trenchcoat can only do so much. And what about the chilling touch? or.. zapping touch or whatever. Would we be Rogue or is that controllable?
Oh wait, already undead.
HOWEVER, my question before I sign anything: can we turn off the fear aura? A trenchcoat can only do so much. And what about the chilling touch? or.. zapping touch or whatever. Would we be Rogue or is that controllable?
Oh wait, already undead.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 24, 2012, 06:44:47 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 24, 2012, 06:44:47 AM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1923249
Fake gamer girl!
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: WobbuffetClock on September 27, 2012, 02:11:25 AM
Post by: WobbuffetClock on September 27, 2012, 02:11:25 AM
Yes. I would do crazy probably-lethal shit every day just because I could. Phylactery: cup-and-ball
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Thor on September 27, 2012, 03:43:52 AM
Post by: Thor on September 27, 2012, 03:43:52 AM
It's starting to sound like a clock being a lich would play out like the movie Groundhogs Day
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: d u m p y on September 27, 2012, 11:15:12 AM
Post by: d u m p y on September 27, 2012, 11:15:12 AM
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Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: TelephoneClock on September 27, 2012, 10:14:00 PM
Post by: TelephoneClock on September 27, 2012, 10:14:00 PM
It's been my lifelong goal to be a living skeleton, so yes.
Title: Would you become a lich if you had the choice?
Post by: Asshatclock on September 28, 2012, 11:53:30 AM
Post by: Asshatclock on September 28, 2012, 11:53:30 AM
So if I get bored I can just end it permanently by destroying my phylactery?
Yeah I'd give it a shot to fuck around with people and win bets and stuff, end it when I get bored.
Yeah I'd give it a shot to fuck around with people and win bets and stuff, end it when I get bored.