For you see I am looking into crossdressing, been losing weight specifically for crossdressing and would now like to purchase a fine corset to enhance my womanly figure. Probably gonna spend less than Ã,£20.
:saywhat:
You heard me.
Amazon, yo.
are you on hormones yet
are you going to become a full on trannie
:queer:
Awesome. Can you even get a corset with bones for Ã,£20? Are you doing it for show or for fun?
Quotetrannie
Not the preferred nomenclature.
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sinisterclock was recently spotted on his way to buy some bread
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlHnfD.jpg&hash=7e8ea9d6dd3cd2b4b3f8dff5b26acbcea459bad6)
I doubt anyone in the Clock Crew cares enough about their appearance to know about fashion or corsets.
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1924733Not the preferred nomenclature.
what then
Quote from: AstronautClock;1924744what then
The term you would want to use is trans-gender I think.
Also not everyone who cross-dresses wants to identify as the other gender.
Quote from: AstronautClock;1924744what then
For men who dress up as women but do not identify as women, either transvestite or drag queen, depending on if it's theatrical. That does not include men who identify as men and do not specifically dress up as women but may wear some articles of clothing traditionally associated with women, such as skirts. For people who are born as one gender but identify as another, either transgendered, trans, transman (born female) or transwoman (born male). Of course, he could also be genderqueer, which is a sort of in-between category for mixed identification (and how I identify myself). At any rate, tranny is considered pejorative.
Quote from: EnglishClock;1924737sinisterclock was recently spotted on his way to buy some bread

I bust out laughing the second I saw this after that image.

Quote from: EnglishClock;1924737sinisterclock was recently spotted on his way to buy some bread


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I identify as whatever I feel like on any given day. Today I identify as a Half-werewolf Agender Spectral Naruto.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1924761I identify as whatever I feel like on any given day. Today I identify as a Half-werewolf Agender Spectral Naruto.
We don't allow that gender in my D&D group, it's fucking overpowered.
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1924750For men who dress up as women but do not identify as women, either transvestite or drag queen, depending on if it's theatrical. That does not include men who identify as men and do not specifically dress up as women but may wear some articles of clothing traditionally associated with women, such as skirts. For people who are born as one gender but identify as another, either transgendered, trans, transman (born female) or transwoman (born male). Of course, he could also be genderqueer, which is a sort of in-between category for mixed identification (and how I identify myself). At any rate, tranny is considered pejorative.
so trans? okay
For real, talk about cheap special abilities. Minor stat adjustments only please.
It's not my fault you're all scrubs and I'm an elite powergamer.
More like a lame minmaxer who can't just make a fucking dwarf.
I don't think you guys are taking this seriously.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1924777I don't think you guys are taking this seriously.
I am, and I maintain that you can't get a good corset that actually has bones for 20 quid. At least, I'd be rather surprised. You could get a top that's designed to look like a corset, but it's not going to change your shape.
I've seen some stuff for 24 quid which has acrylic bones. Though I really know nothing of corsets, or if acrylic bones are any good.
I'd imagine they'd be somewhat brittle, but maybe not. The extent of my experience with corsets is hanging out with goth girls, but that taught me that good ones tend to be fairly expensive.
Quote from: multipass;1924791wait... so are you like unsure if youre supposed to be a girl or a boy?
i would also like to know the answer of this
Quote from: multipass;1924791wait... so are you like unsure if youre supposed to be a girl or a boy?
I'm not unsure of anything. I have feminine aspects to my identity and personality that come and go. Some days I'm real jealous of lesbians.
for any of you confused about what gender you are, I already have a thread about that (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?102282-how-do-you-check-what-gender-you-are)
About corsets, aren't those horribly bad for you? They crush your organs and shit. I suggest going out and jogging, fatass.
I'm telling you, man, a few of these (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?field-keywords=corset) are boned and if something's price seems too good to be true on Amazon it isn't, it's everything you ever wanted. Same goes for 95% of eBay but clothes on eBay sounds ick.
Some of those look pretty good, but I'd imagine you'd want to try the thing on first.
can we all get together and have a massive orgy where we're all dressed in drag, guyz?
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1924819Some of those look pretty good, but I'd imagine you'd want to try the thing on first.
I'm pretty sure you can send most of those back if they don't fit.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1924839I'm pretty sure you can send most of those back if they don't fit.
I'd check up on that. They might count it as "underwear".
You
might be able to find something in like a vintage store.
Quote from: Thor;1924803for any of you confused about what gender you are, I already have a thread about that
About corsets, aren't those horribly bad for you? They crush your organs and shit. I suggest going out and jogging, fatass.
who cares about health when you have beauty
Quote from: multipass;1924935Its called a period. Confirmed, albino is a girl.
Sometimes my asshole bleeds does that count?
Damn the whole clock crew has diseased anuses
shit i wish i was born a girl lol life would be easy as fuck if you were hot and had some titties you could get away with anything.
and their orgasms are better
That is very sexist of you I guess.
are you talkin to me? im not tryin to put you down man do what feels right i was literally just saying girls have it better in life, in america at least haha
Which sex has it better is a pretty pointless pissing contest. There are drawbacks and advantages to belonging to either sex.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1925009are you talkin to me? im not tryin to put you down man do what feels right i was literally just saying girls have it better in life, in america at least haha
That's I'm a edgy teen. After about 200,000 years, women only gained the right to an equal say in who ruled their various countries, around a century ago. Today, women still aren't treated as equals. Most corporations, especially in America, are ruled by men, media, tv, engineering, mathematics, science. In the jobs that women do have, they are not treated equally and rarely get an equal wage.
Plus men can pee standing up.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1925018Plus men can pee standing up.
best reason to be a man.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1925018That's I'm a edgy teen. After about 200,000 years, women only gained the right to an equal say in who ruled their various countries, around a century ago.
Meanwhile men did all the most dangerous work, lived much shorter lives (often with very little contact with their families), and were often drafted into war. Sexism fucks everyone over, there's no real way to quantify suffering and it doesn't get us anywhere anyway. Oppression olympics only cause resentment and insularity.
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1925023Meanwhile men did all the most dangerous work, lived much shorter lives (often with very little contact with their families), and were often drafted into war. Sexism fucks everyone over, there's no real way to quantify suffering and it doesn't get us anywhere anyway. Oppression olympics only cause resentment and insularity.
I was mainly just tryin' to get point across that saying the other side of the fence being greener is rather dumb.
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It is nice.
Feels good bein a straight white male American.
:cool:
I got so much privilege i don't even know what to do with it all.
white cis male and it FEELS SOOOOO GOOOOODDDDDD
:cowboy::ohdear::cowboy:
White heterosexual male reporting in. We should start a club!
nobody in the clock crew is a heterosexual
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1925002shit i wish i was born a girl lol life would be easy as fuck if you were hot and had some titties you could get away with anything.
lol
please tell me you're not serious bro
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1925209lol please tell me you're not serious bro
dawg I'm serious girls that are really sexy have it a lot easier get off your homophobic high horses and just face it these hos can just get some dumb timid rich man to buy them whatever the fuck they want it happens in all levels of wealth, girls use they're tits n ass to get what they want it's a fact. And if you're trying to say you wouldn't want to be a girl for a day to play with your titties and finger yourself you're a god damn liar.
I don't get why you guys take what i said out of context and try to make me look like a sexist or whatever I'm not saying one's better than the other i'm just saying that sexy girls, not all girls, can do whatever they want. men have it better then most women yes that is true now get the fuck off me.
hahah i didn't realize i said it exactly like that but I still stand by that shit im not ashamed, its not like im the crossdresser.
dumb
honest
im not trying to start shit do whatever you want in life idk what the problem is
Nother' straight white guy in here.
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1925220dawg I'm serious girls that are really sexy have it a lot easier get off your homophobic high horses and just face it these hos can just get some dumb timid rich man to buy them whatever the fuck they want it happens in all levels of wealth, girls use they're tits n ass to get what they want it's a fact. And if you're trying to say you wouldn't want to be a girl for a day to play with your titties and finger yourself you're a god damn liar.
I don't get why you guys take what i said out of context and try to make me look like a sexist or whatever I'm not saying one's better than the other i'm just saying that sexy girls, not all girls, can do whatever they want. men have it better then most women yes that is true now get the fuck off me.
jesus almighty bro you's dumb as a motherfucker and i have to idea how to go about explaining to you why so i'm just not going to :/
Why did i even come back to this site
I didn't try to put down a single person just saying my opinion and i get called dumb.
I've thought of myself straight for all my life but I think I might be a little bit bisexual. One day I just imagined a sexy dude and was all like "damn that dude is sexy why haven't I thought of this before". Though it is very rare, and only certain types of dudes, most dudes just look completely non horny making to me. I sorta wish I was into dudes more because then it would be easier to identify as bi but now I just have to say I am only slightly bi.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1925233I've thought of myself straight for all my life but I think I might be a little bit bisexual. One day I just imagined a sexy dude and was all like "damn that dude is sexy why haven't I thought of this before". Though it is very rare, and only certain types of dudes, most dudes just look completely non horny making to me. I sorta wish I was into dudes more because then it would be easier to identify as bi but now I just have to say I am only slightly bi.
I'm not that into dudes but I kinda like cocks and feeling attractive turns me on. It's a spectrum really.
Yeah, same really. It's nice to be honest.
I'm sorry I called you sinsister that one time, i had no idea.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1925245Yeah, same really. It's nice to be honest.
innit?
although I identify as such, I think bisexual is an ugly term. I certainly wish there were a better class name for it. anyway, hard to define, hard to identify.
is a woman still considered straight if she "experiments" in college, as the trope goes? does the same conclusion apply to a man who "experiments" too? (e: and what about a significantly less attractive woman?) i don't know, but it seems unlikely.
as far as i'm concerned, you can like what you want and class yourself accordingly. If you think liking men on occasion makes you entirely bisexual, call it. if you think it doesn't/shouldn't affect your idea of heterosexuality, good for you. I won't, and I don't imagine anybody should, try to force a different label onto you. I've heard enough "those don't exist!" from gay men and "just pick a side/come out" from straight men to know what it means to feel like a non-person.
(disregarding the use for labels in theoretical and ontological discussion)
I think the word here is "heteroflexible"
What if you are exclusively attracted to androgynous transexuals.
Actually I had a crush on a dude years ago, but it was nonsexual. Gir calls it "biromantic". Kinda wish I was sexually attracted to guys too it would make things simpler but guy bodies just don't do anything for me. Plus they're all hairy and icky. Maybe if I could frankenstein a cool dude's brain into a hot goth girl's body. That would be swell.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1925263Kinda wish I was sexually attracted to guys too it would make things simpler but guy bodies just don't do anything for me. Plus they're all hairy and icky. Maybe if I could frankenstein a cool dude's brain into a hot goth girl's body. That would be swell.
this is how i feel exactly except with the genders switched around
just wait til wrench puts all your guys quotes in his sig too lol
have you tried secondhand stores? you can find some surprisingly good clothes there from time to time,
"There's no such thing as a good cheap corset. Isn't it worth saving up for something truly nice instead of something that makes you look and feel cheap? If you want a feminine figure for cheap, go for shapewear." -ivysaur
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1925280just wait til wrench puts all your guys quotes in his sig too lol
quit bitchin' and submit your entry for our flash battle so i can DESTROY YOU ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Quote from: Chalk Clock;1925291"There's no such thing as a good cheap corset. Isn't it worth saving up for something truly nice instead of something that makes you look and feel cheap? If you want a feminine figure for cheap, go for shapewear." -ivysaur
Smart lady.
you're a hot dog
but you'd better not try and hurt her
frankfurter
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1925380you're a hot dog
but you'd better not try and hurt her
frankfurter
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Okay it turns out I'm just going to dress as Frank N Furter for halloween and also rewatch Rocky Horror Picture Show.
EDIT: Oh god I just spent so much money on this shit.
good choice
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1926365Okay it turns out I'm just going to dress as Frank N Furter for halloween and also rewatch Rocky Horror Picture Show.
did anyone order a large TIM CURRY?!
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1926365Okay it turns out I'm just going to dress as Frank N Furter for halloween and also rewatch Rocky Horror Picture Show.
My school just put on a production of the Rocky Horror Show, and it was amazing. Instead of trying to recreate what Tim Curry did with the character, their Frank Furter seemed to be inspired by Divine.
Quote from: MentosClock;1926521My school just put on a production of the Rocky Horror Show, and it was amazing. Instead of trying to recreate what Tim Curry did with the character, their Frank Furter seemed to be inspired by Divine.
haha that sounds great