Clock Crew

Big shout out to everyone who made something for the flood this year. Whether you made one movie or forty (holy fuck Zabz, are you insane?) you have proven that the love and spirit in this community are still alive and strong going into its 12th year.

We'll take it down a notch in March (unless you're Zabba.. again, insane?) and maybe try to organize one official event. Post your ideas, thoughts, feedback, casserole recipes here.

My two cents:

Cat Day has been held on March 13th for the last least 3 years. I've always enjoyed the event but is this something you'd be interested in participating in?

Saint Patty's Day is always fun. Do we want to plan something specific around the holiday?

Easter lands on the last of the month. Anyone want to take point on a collab?

Patty's sounds neat. I was wondering, just as like a default day if nothing else is going on or you don't want to join a collab, about just a general spam day. I've seen a lot of "WOW OMGFG THE CLOKC CREW I SBACK" comments this month. Maybe have the fifth of every month be like a one-day flood? 5:05, :fifen: all that, just to be a sort of "yeah yeah not dead yet shut up and wait for this month's event"

we could expand on As Seen On CC :o

Oh you ;D theres a collab that me, trop and Abs were talking about. I don't want to post about it yet because details havent been worked out. But I have the chat saved. So expect that. I'll probably post something for whatever days you guys do.

Let's have a day where we all make flashes that explain how my previous account got deleted.

Be reborn as a nintendo ghost. Becoming a ghost is very fashionable among the I'm a edgy teen clocks this season.

Says phantomcatclock

Quote from: NintendoClock;1940781Says phantomcatclock

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Quote from: NintendoClock;1940773Let's have a day where we all make flashes that explain how my previous account got deleted.

im VERY keen on this idea. what is YOUR interpretionof ninty's deletion? HOW DID IT HAPPEN? WHO DID IT?
and WILL NINTY AVENGE HIS LOSS BY SLAPPING TRIANGLE-CLOCK?
find out!

also:

CCTV 3
left rights collab
hotel clockifornia
CC: comfortably numb
afterlife collab (by snake and me)
gunsmith collab

I would def. like to do something for Cat Day. I've been wanting to every year but never had the time. This year is different though.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1940762Patty's sounds neat. I was wondering, just as like a default day if nothing else is going on or you don't want to join a collab, about just a general spam day. I've seen a lot of "WOW OMGFG THE CLOKC CREW I SBACK" comments this month. Maybe have the fifth of every month be like a one-day flood? 5:05, :fifen: all that, just to be a sort of "yeah yeah not dead yet shut up and wait for this month's event"

i'd participate in something like this regularly

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Yup.

Quote from: BB10im VERY keen on this idea. what is YOUR interpretionof ninty's deletion? HOW DID IT HAPPEN? WHO DID IT?
and WILL NINTY AVENGE HIS LOSS BY SLAPPING TRIANGLE-CLOCK?
find out!

well you heard it guys, bb10 is on board. Guess this is our new event.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1940762Patty's sounds neat. I was wondering, just as like a default day if nothing else is going on or you don't want to join a collab, about just a general spam day. I've seen a lot of "WOW OMGFG THE CLOKC CREW I SBACK" comments this month. Maybe have the fifth of every month be like a one-day flood? 5:05, :fifen: all that, just to be a sort of "yeah yeah not dead yet shut up and wait for this month's event"

I really like this idea.

The next big thing will be

TAILS OF THE BUTT BRIGADE (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?102980-Tails-of-the-Butt-Brigade&p=1940835#post1940835)(The poopening)

Dibs on Spamlet

Lots of good dialog here. Keep it going.

Another thing I wanted to do one day as an individual (but would work as a collab) is make a movie that the Newgrounds' populace would traditionally vote high on... a movie or game parody... anime based with lots of exagerated voice acting... most of the animation focused on lip syncing and little else..

At the same time make the exact same movie with clock characters.. with a smidge lot less quality and a few extra poop jokes..

We submit the first movie. After we secure the sure fire daily award... we replace the swf with the clock swf. And laugh.

Quote from: pop-tart;1940849Lots of good dialog here. Keep it going.

Another thing I wanted to do one day as an individual (but would work as a collab) is make a movie that the Newgrounds' populace would traditionally vote high on... a movie or game parody... anime based with lots of exagerated voice acting... most of the animation focused on lip syncing and little else..

At the same time make the exact same movie with clock characters.. with a smidge lot less quality and a few extra poop jokes..

We submit the first movie. After we secure the sure fire daily award... we replace the swf with the clock swf. And laugh.

I like it

Pretty sure you can update it all you want. I've replaced the swf's on three year old animations to improve the sound quality.

After a certain view count.. there may be moderator approval needed (used to be.) We just need to confirm what that number is and orchestrate the scheme accordingly.

There is an actual rule against that, I believe... at least, the user moderators like to pretend there is if there isn't.


e: but this is a wonderful plan and I would be glad to be a part of it

I'll do the homework and see if it's realistic before we start putting effort into anything..

Maybe not the next event, but we should make the loudest, most dick-filled, obnoxiousest spams welcoming our newest loving member, SquirrelClock (http://ptsquirrel.newgrounds.com)

I want to rape his whole family at this point.

Quote from: pop-tart;1940849Another thing I wanted to do one day as an individual (but would work as a collab) is make a movie that the Newgrounds' populace would traditionally vote high on... a movie or game parody... anime based with lots of exagerated voice acting... most of the animation focused on lip syncing and little else..

At first I thought you wanted us to basically become the lock legion..

QuoteAt the same time make the exact same movie with clock characters.. with a smidge lot less quality and a few extra poop jokes..

We submit the first movie. After we secure the sure fire daily award... we replace the swf with the clock swf. And laugh.

then I read this. I like this idea.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1940901Maybe not the next event, but we should make the loudest, most dick-filled, obnoxiousest spams welcoming our newest loving member, SquirrelClock

He's blessed me with several love letter reviews.

I was going to make a movie ridiculing him.. but then realized he's clearly trying to get our attention.. and he's not important enough to give him it.

Although... another ThDrk or Mr_Artist rivalry does sound fun... His YouTube channel has some great content to mock...

I dunno.. :/

Make a fake account and pretend to hate clocks so we can have a centralized villain without having any risk of attention whores? I think that Squirrel guy is just a hick but you might be right

He's poor too. I'd feel bad, lol

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we need a "Toasty's Toasted Return" event

Quote from: pop-tart;1940941He's poor too. I'd feel bad, lol

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Someone who types like such a retard but is so cool in person should be left alone, you're right. JUDGEMENT: passed.









YOUR SENTENCE IS DEATH by old age. Eventually

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Kinda looks like Rob.

His house is a mess. He has another vid he finds a mouse in his room and proceeds to keep it in a pot with a screen door as a lid.

This guy just has a shitty life and he finds validation in fantasizing that his world has meaning on the internet. We should take solace in the fact that we are better people.

Or we can rip the audio from his videos and make really hurtful flashes about a squirrel being evicted.

Either way, I'm good. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE_ulwTZuOk

QuoteThis little guy has been in my house for the past week or so, scratch'n at the walls, and appearing under foot, last night i caught it in a jar in my kitchen. Well the jar was too small so i put it in pot and used my screen door that blew off during a blizzard to keep it contained. I have no clue what to do with it... Any of you guys a have a idea what to do with it?

Uh.. how about throw it outside?

Quote from: pop-tart;1940955Or we can rip the audio from his videos and make really hurtful flashes about a squirrel being evicted.

the temptation is immense honestly

For a month every clock movie takes place with the characters inside hot air balloons. No explanation is given.

or we could go all oldschool on that squirrel motherfucker and make a bunch of movies about how we love him anyway because the clock crew is love

I still think this was a good idea personally. (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?101783-Collab-Idea-Assholes-(possibly-NSFW)&highlight=asshole+collab)

Just no under 18 year olds and wala!

Quote from: Topcatyo;1941009For a month every clock movie takes place with the characters inside hot air balloons. No explanation is given.

That would be fun..

Quote from: DumpsterClock;1941010or we could go all oldschool on that squirrel motherfucker and make a bunch of movies about how we love him anyway because the clock crew is love

:this:

Yeah like do an afterschool special type thing where we take in squirreldude and he learns the true meaning of clockmas or whatever.

opening scene of him sitting all alone in his room with that mouse crawling on his fingers and him looking at it like it's his only friend. then he notices bugs on the wall and it jumps to the next scene. His house is evicted and he stands in front of it trying not to cry. He walks away and makes some phonecalls and nobody will take him in. He sits down in an alley in total defeat. Then the cheers song starts playing and he looks up to see the clock crew standing over him, sbc holds out his hand and the guy grabs it, and he's taken to clocktopia and becomes squirrelclock.

I actually like this. It starts out like a horrible Oliver Twist but, when we're done bashing him, turns into A Christmas Carol and he learns to love clocks and we give him a happy ending.


Dibs on the ghost of Clockmas present because I have this weird insulting remix of a Pocahontas song that I want to use and who is more representative of current events than a fifteen year old Disney cartoon of a four hundred year old injun?

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1941056opening scene of him sitting all alone in his room with that mouse crawling on his fingers and him looking at it like it's his only friend. then he notices bugs on the wall and it jumps to the next scene. His house is evicted and he stands in front of it trying not to cry. He walks away and makes some phonecalls and nobody will take him in. He sits down in an alley in total defeat. Then the cheers song starts playing and he looks up to see the clock crew standing over him, sbc holds out his hand and the guy grabs it, and he's taken to clocktopia and becomes squirrelclock.

lol i like the part where it's incredibly backhanded

I'm down for some squirrel love

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1940939Make a fake account and pretend to hate clocks so we can have a centralized villain without having any risk of attention whores? I think that Squirrel guy is just a hick but you might be right

YES! I SUPPORT THIS! who will do this?
we MUST find a new villain!

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1940943we need a "Toasty's Toasted Return" event

this too.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1941009For a month every clock movie takes place with the characters inside hot air balloons. No explanation is given.

WTF? should the charcaters be in the hot-air balloon itself, OR in the basket, UNDER the balloon? elaborate.

Quote from: DumpsterClock;1941010or we could go all oldschool on that squirrel motherfucker and make a bunch of movies about how we love him anyway because the clock crew is love

YES! good idea dumpster clock!

Quote from: BilliardBall10;1941158YES! good idea dumpster clock!

I had that idea a page ago :[ LOVE ME BB10

PTSquirrelPTSquirrel
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Well once again my eyes and ears have been assaulted by your flashes...
should it come to any surprise to me that this is bad?
But perhaps it is just the shear speed that you belt these out that makes for the horrendous quality.
Try to do one that takes longer time, that way you can get the humor jokes and everything to (not necessarily hit bulls-eyes) but at least it would would have more effort into it.
But if you want to continue making seizure bad GIF rips then go right ahead...
keep in mind the bad ratings are not going to stop, unless the views just completely stagger.
At which point you'll have no bad reviews... because nobody will be watching, to give there review.
Ugly, uncaring to those with Epilepsy problems, short and humorless. Skip it.


lol too easy to get his panties wet

Quote from: BilliardBall10;1941158WTF? should the charcaters be in the hot-air balloon itself, OR in the basket, UNDER the balloon? elaborate.

Inside the balloon itself, obviously.  That's the only way that it makes sense

We should do this

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1328768


Nowhere in the rules does it say no dick jokes so we're good to go

I'm liking the idea of submitting a flash on the 15th of every month. Something with that kind of schedule might be enough to get myself off my ass and animate some more, and doing more clock related things asides from just Clock Day, and increasing the Clock Crew's presence on Newgrounds is always good.