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https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/323874143110041600
Holy fuck

okay so we're all thinking "terrorists" but why would they attack something nobody gives a shit about

edit: wowwww the photos from the scene are grisly as fuck. watch your googling.

edit edit: okay seriously they're reporting 6 people being hurt how is there that much blood
how much blood does a person have that just seems like way too much

link pictures

Quote from: AbbaZabaClock;1945624link pictures

probably dont click this unless you want to see what appears to be a heck of a lot of blood from innocent human beings who were brutally maimed not half an hour ago

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BH6fwFvCUAA-PWb.jpg:large

If any one wants to see on bottom right exploded person

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Damn. That's just a commuter rail ride from my home.

Quote from: Slurpee;1945625probably dont click this unless you want to see what appears to be a heck of a lot of blood from innocent human beings who were brutally maimed not half an hour ago

jesus christ that's some zombie apocalypse looking shit right there

i was thinking gaza strip but sure zombies too

Well i mean it doesn't look like that much blood, its just in a large surface area. I guess remember that the average person's got 10 pints, which is still a lot if six people spilled two of em.

Quote from: Slurpee;1945623okay so we're all thinking "terrorists" but why would they attack something nobody gives a shit about

The Boston Marathon is an international event though.

Suspect identified and being held at nearby Boston hospital. 12 dead, 50 injured (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/two_explosions_at_boston_marathon_iMR0LCkcwASg0RQfVsH1yI)


Edit: confirmed BS

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1945634Suspect identified and being held at nearby Boston hospital. 12 dead, 50 injured

"a Saudi national"

Well, get ready for a week of people talking about how all Muslims are evil (the same people, I might add, who would claim the terrorist was a "crazy, lone wolf" had he been white).

Quote from: AnkhClock;1945633The Boston Marathon is an international event though.

i guess

Quote from: AnkhClock;1945636"a Saudi national"

Well, get ready for a week of people talking about how all Muslims are evil (the same people, I might add, who would claim the terrorist was a "crazy, lone wolf" had he been white).

Though considering it's the NYPost, they could be completely wrong about everything.

Yup, it's just the New York Post being the terrible tabloid it is.

What we actually know at this time from legitimate news services:
1) Two explosive devices went off within 20 seconds of each other at the finish line of the marathon.

2) An individual was seen on video placing backpacks inside the trash cans that exploded at the finish line.

3) No other devices have been found. Boston Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) teams may be using controlled explosions to eliminate suspected explosive devices, as they are investigating every backpack and suspicious device, but no other devices have actually been found.

4) 2 people are dead, 23 injured.

5) All cellular service to Boston downtown has been shut down as a precautionary measure.

6) There was no explosion at the JFK Library, only a fire. It is not believed to be related at this time.


What the NY Post claims:

1) 12 people are dead, 50 injured.

2) Explosion at the JFK Library.

3) A Saudi National is being held at the hospital as a suspect.

In conclusion: The New York Post is shit and Phantom Cat Clock should check his fucking sources. also, I apologize for accidentally taking the NY Post seriously for a minute without thinking.

As penitence, here's a video of people getting blown up:

[u2]046MuD1pYJg[/u2]

No but seriously I am legitimately angry that I took the Post seriously for any amount of time. Fuck you Phantom Cat.

If anybody else posted that link, Ankh would politely say it was incorrect

Heh, the NY Police are tearing that article a new one, too. No arrests have been made on top of everything mentioned above


Though, there was an explosion at the library according to them (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-athletics-marathon-boston-jfkbre93e14m-20130415,0,321781.story)

warning: the most fucked image from the bombing.
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you were warned.

Two more devices found, being dismantled (http://www.dailygazette.com/news/2013/apr/15/0415_marthon_wp/). Posted by me so probably wrong

Quote from: bigbadron;1945647warning: the most fucked image from the bombing.


you were warned.

I love live gore.

Sucks though.

ew. Also I want you all to know there's no reason this doesn't have it's own thread and if I wasn't on my phone at work I would rip these posts out and form a new thread. Why post in here why not new thread phantomkidclock???

I wasn't the one who brought it up :shrug:

O it was mightydoosh does he do anything right?

(No)

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1945645If anybody else posted that link, Ankh would politely say it was incorrect

I'm more mad at myself for believing it than you TBH.

Quote from: bigbadron;1945647warning: the most fucked image from the bombing.


you were warned.

http://imgur.com/v2BcN9J
 uncensored, you were warned
truly a fucked up day :/

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1945655http://imgur.com/v2BcN9J
 uncensored, you were warned
truly a fucked up day :/

Gawker had the guys face uncensored, but cut off the leg...

and that was unintended.



AP posted another angle.

WARNING.

Quote from: PatriotClock;1945653O it was mightydoosh does he do anything right?

(No)

Sorry :(

Quote from: bigbadron;1945658Gawker had the guys face uncensored, but cut off the leg...

and that was unintended.



AP posted another angle.

WARNING.

The weird thing is that he looks totally calm and the other woman (who seems to have suffered a minor injury) is freaking out.

I probably would be too, though.

And he might be in shock.

Quote from: Losperman;1945664And he might be in shock.

or bleeding out

Quote from: Slurpee;1945666or bleeding out

Oh yeah. There is that.

I wonder whos responsible for this, but yeah it really sucks for everyone that got hurt and killed. I read some 8 year old girl got killed too

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Quote from: AnkhClock;1945680

That's her freedom of speech until you're 18

this is thor clock dad. He died in bomb.

QuoteGawker:

8:55 PM EST: The first question in the latest Boston bombing press conference was from a man who asked if the incident was a "false-flag, staged attack" meant to undermine our civil liberties, a recent refrain of Infowars lunatic Alex Jones. Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick's response: "No." The man who'd asked the question was later discovered to be without press credentials.

:facepalm:

Speaking of the things that you don't see coming but don't surprise you at all: Westboro planning to picket the funerals

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Well, I've read enough.

War in Syria

North Korea Gulags

Sorry can't compute the overflow of empathy towards some Americans whom number less than Gutamano-Bay.




Not trying to disrespect americans on the board, this is a gruesome act, but so are so many things nowdays.

Quote from: FamineClock;1945691War in Syria

North Korea Gulags

Sorry can't compute the overflow of empathy towards some Americans whom number less than Gutamano-Bay.




Not trying to disrespect americans on the board, this is a gruesome act, but so are so many things nowdays.

yeah good point there are definitely many things nowadays

Quote from: Slurpee;1945692yeah good point there are definitely many things nowadays

Aww, man. It's OK. He didn't mean any disrespect to Americans this time.

some kid i knew in high school (by kid i think he was a junior when i was a freshman so hes at least 50 years old) whos really into politics or something just fb messaged me this for some reason as if we talked all the time and are good friends who discuss politics and stuff

http://www.firehouse.com/press_release/10919925/boston-to-deploy-mass-casualty-tablet-device-during-marathon

Quote from: AnkhClock;1945680

#yolo

Quote from: bigbadron;1945685:facepalm:

But why would anyone think these guys were crazy?

[U2]kQWH2epffQY[/U2]

Seriously, it watches like the Joker's tape in The Dark Knight.

Quote from: AnkhClock;1945640Yup, it's just the New York Post being the terrible tabloid it is.

What we actually know at this time from legitimate news services:
1) Two explosive devices went off within 20 seconds of each other at the finish line of the marathon.

2) An individual was seen on video placing backpacks inside the trash cans that exploded at the finish line.

3) No other devices have been found. Boston Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) teams may be using controlled explosions to eliminate suspected explosive devices, as they are investigating every backpack and suspicious device, but no other devices have actually been found.

4) 2 people are dead, 23 injured.

5) All cellular service to Boston downtown has been shut down as a precautionary measure.

6) There was no explosion at the JFK Library, only a fire. It is not believed to be related at this time.


What the NY Post claims:

1) 12 people are dead, 50 injured.

2) Explosion at the JFK Library.

3) A Saudi National is being held at the hospital as a suspect.

In conclusion: The New York Post is shit and Phantom Cat Clock should check his fucking sources. also, I apologize for accidentally taking the NY Post seriously for a minute without thinking.

well, thank you for clearing up things for me.

now, the point is, WHY would someone do such a horrible thing?
and what can they do to find the criminal behind it?

it was me

im still mad about the cup

Quote from: Thor;1945683this is thor clock dad. He died in bomb.

I am thorclock, god of thunder

This is for PhantomCat (http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-is-a-tragedydoes-it-really-matter-exactly-how,32076/)

Sorry for linking an article that had reporters instead of people waiting to blog the police chief's announcements. The actual injured count is closer to 170 now, by the way. Seriously, I posted one link and you exploded harder than yesterday's event

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1945768Seriously, I posted one link and you exploded harder than yesterday's event

Ouch,,, too soon man

http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-is-a-tragedydoes-it-really-matter-exactly-how,32076/

Quote from: Topcatyo;1945794http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-is-a-tragedydoes-it-really-matter-exactly-how,32076/

That was amazing.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1945768Sorry for linking an article that had reporters instead of people waiting to blog the police chief's announcements. The actual injured count is closer to 170 now, by the way. Seriously, I posted one link and you exploded harder than yesterday's event

I only have two modes: freak the fuck out and not give a shit. Nothing in between.

Also, The New York Post has exactly zero fucking reporters. Reporting on actual things the police chief said is what reporters are supposed to do. Not sensationalize rumors in a panic.

Not trying to pick on you, by the way. I'm not mad at you, just the New York Post.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1945794http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-is-a-tragedydoes-it-really-matter-exactly-how,32076/

Seriously? Three posts above yours.

I guess I took something personally ON THE INTERNET. I need to take a shower and hang my head in shame for a while, bbl

Quote from: AnkhClock;1945804Seriously? Three posts above yours.

oh whoopsy poopsy, i actually found the link from you but completely absentmindedly posted it here cause i was like "hey those guys are talking about this junk"

Quote from: Topcatyo;1945826oh whoopsy poopsy, i actually found the link from you but completely absentmindedly posted it here cause i was like "hey those guys are talking about this junk"

I take this as a personal slight and thus will execute you summarily.

governement did this to take away guns and gunpowder.
They will arrest a white male in his twenties this friday.

Somebody at my work seriously said that she thought this was a false flag to take away guns. It was a customer so I didn't want to call her an idiot, but seriously?


There weren't even any guns used. You can make this kind of bomb with normal household materials they could never ban if they wanted. If anything it shows how idiotic gun bans are because you can do more damage with a pressure cooker than an assault gun.

Right to own pressure cookers and all that.

I think conspiracy theories are made up by the government to make us automatically scoff at right-wing complaints.

They arrested a guy

CNN said there was an arrest, multiple sources (including NBC) said there were none


NBC twitter making it into a pissing contest https://twitter.com/NBCNews


e: Oh, now CNN is saying The Man just made a mistake now

How many people have to die before the government bans pressure cookers and backpack?

Quote from: Thor;1945872How many people have to die before the government bans pressure cookers and backpack?

hopefully just you since you never make any flash about me being Thor like you said you would

Quote from: PatriotClock;1945874hopefully just you since you never make any flash about me being Thor like you said you would

don't blame me, blame the zionists. Everything is always their fault, somehow.

banning all household articles

also:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151868168294966&set=a.10151311735369966.562635.167774004965&type=1

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SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB

Quote from: AstronautClock;1945888banning all household articles

also:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151868168294966&set=a.10151311735369966.562635.167774004965&type=1

http://imgur.com/a/sUrnA

Quote from: Thor;1945872How many people have to die before the government bans pressure cookers and backpack?

I for one am leading the charge

if we don't get rid of them completely shouldn't we at least be regulating and keeping control of backpack sales (many of which come from CHINA)

Quote from: PatriotClock;1945901http://imgur.com/a/sUrnA

not jumping to conclusions or anything but real talk?
looks like they're solving it

It turns out people who are trying to solve this case from their computer are getting fucking no where. Who would have guessed?

E: Another relevant Onion article (http://www.theonion.com/articles/internet-comes-up-with-85-million-leads-on-potenti,32095/)

this gon be good.

it was osama bin ladens zombie who has been hiding out in north korea sending his korean/kyda hybrid soldiers to plant explosives at marathons

aw man it was mos def this guy he's the right color and everything


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http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon live thingy

Quote from: pop-tart;1945958aw man it was mos def this guy he's the right color and everything

They have a Suspect 1Ã,® and a Suspect 2Ã,® now, but that isn't one of them. Pics on FBI.gov

But look at his friend in blue.. biting his nails.. BITING HIS NAILS

"This is my first time in Boston. Nobody'll steal my backpack, right? ...Right?" Look how sad he is in the second picture.

glad to see the fbi is (hopefully) more on top of their shit than the internet
it's a shame the news is so completely un-on top of their shit
i'm waiting until 6 years from now before i'm really calling this one

Yeah, obviously none of the people the armchair detectives singled out.

Plus it would never be the guy in Poptart's post. Nigga has Sunny D. Ain't no one gonna blow up their Sunny D.

yea so theres a fucking shootout with possible suspects happening now

holy shit, hope they take them alive (with that amount of gunfire though idk about that)

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1cntea/holy_shit_marathon_suspect_in_car_chase/

The reports coming out are all over the place.. car jackings, MIT shooting... police chase with gunfire and explosions...


This world is mental

so theres a missing Brown student whos from my area and i saw him all over my fb feed as my indian friends posted missing person posters all over it. now it turns out that missing kid may be one of the suspects according to police scanner. shits crazy

http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/1cn9ga/is_missing_student_sunil_tripathi_marathon_bomber/

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Quote from: PatriotClock;1946010so theres a missing Brown student whos from my area and i saw him all over my fb feed as my indian friends posted missing person posters all over it. now it turns out that missing kid may be one of the suspects according to police scanner. shits crazy

http://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/1cn9ga/is_missing_student_sunil_tripathi_marathon_bomber/

Holy crap, that's crazy.

Someone shared this photo on my FB. It was supposedly taken during the MIT shooting. I haven't been able to verify whether or not it's authentic, though.

Quote from: AnkhClock;1945983Yeah, obviously none of the people the armchair detectives singled out.

Plus it would never be the guy in Poptart's post. Nigga has Sunny D. Ain't no one gonna blow up their Sunny D.

owned

Quote from: Losperman;1946011

I know that picture, it was 100% definitely taken during the Monday bombings.

Quote from: AnkhClock;1946014I know that picture, it was 100% definitely taken during the Monday bombings.

dont ignore how wrong you were

armchair investigators - 1

ankhclock - 0

The story so far:

The 2 terrorists hijack a car at MIT and kill a campus cop, then go on a wild GTA spree shooting assault rifles and throwing explosives around. Another cop injured, bad guy #1 dead, #2 escaped on foot/bike and is hopefully surrounded now.

Quote from: PatriotClock;1946015dont ignore how wrong you were

armchair investigators - 1

ankhclock - 0

Yeah they identified one right guy after also IDing 500 wrong guys.

Oh fuck, police are saying that the first suspect died when he detonated a bomb strapped to his chest.

This isn't going to end well.

Quote from: AnkhClock;1946091Oh fuck, police are saying that the first suspect died when he detonated a bomb strapped to his chest.

This isn't going to end well.

From what I'm getting from the news reports and the live police radio posted earlier, they think the second guy may have a bomb (possibly the same kind of "pressure cooker" bomb from the marathon) as well. Could be speculation based on the fact that he is reported to have a backpack, though. I dunno.

Edit: They are getting reports that a man, early 20s in a black jacket and a dark backpack is trying to flag down random cars for a ride. Sounds like him. I wonder if they're about to get him...

Edit 2: They have "three suspects" that they pulled from a cab that they think he flagged down. One is the driver, one is a young male with a backpack with some clothes in it, the other I couldn't understand his description. One of the cops asked the arresting cop to confirm that it was the suspect they were looking for over in Watertown, but I didn't hear a confirmation or clarification.

Edit 3: They found and detonated a pipe bomb somewhere. I still haven't heard confirmation about the identity of the guys in the cab. Almost bed time, though, so gotta stop listening.

current police scanner, you get more information hours before the news does.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1946111current police scanner, you get more information hours before the news does.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

Yeah, that's where I was getting my info last night. I heard them say they detonated two different devices, but today CNN seems to be making it seem like they're just doing it. There's a delay, but I guess it's better that they go through the trouble of verifying the info before releasing it. They took a few different "persons of interest" into custody last night, so if CNN reported it as it happened every "person of interest" would be passed on as "the guy" on social media.

Edit: Uh oh, shots fired...

Edit 2: Sounded like they said they're going to fire "dummy rounds into the boat," but she has such a thick accent that the "boat" might have been something else.

Seems like that boat thing might be the real deal. The press is finally reporting on it, so it seems like it could be finta go down.

Edit: They just cautioned officers that there is "fire on the boat" and "twenty gallons of gasoline on the boat."

Edit 2: "Hold your fire, possible flashbang on boat."

Edit 3: It's been almost completely silent on the scanner since that last update. Police have confirmed (to the press) that it is likely the suspect, though. He's cornered on a boat in someone's yard.

"Party's in custody. Attention to all units, party is in custody."

Man, my local news just said that. Ten minute delay because they are ON THE BALL. Though, I was expecting them to say it tomorrow morning. Hope it's the guy

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1946130Man, my local news just said that. Ten minute delay because they are ON THE BALL. Though, I was expecting them to say it tomorrow morning. Hope it's the guy

It seems like it, from the radio chatter. News sites are starting to report it, too, saying that it's him.

:siren:Suspect is alive and in custody!:siren:

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:siren:Counter-Terrorists win!:siren:

[u2]Rd7Wh4vrVyk[/u2]

They finally got her.

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Quote from: Losperman;1946134They finally got her.

Would anybody really be mad if Zooey Deschanel did this?

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1946135Would anybody really be mad if Zooey Deschanel did this?

I would violently rape her in the name of justice.


JUST SAYING

I would take a picture of her pulvarised hamsandwich and gigantic pink sock after 6000 people were done with her

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Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1945848They will arrest a white male in his twenties this friday.

well, he did call it

So now that this whole thing is behind us, we can all come together and admit I was right about The New York post and Reddit Detectives being terrible. (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/04/fbi-released-tsarnaev-brothers-photos-because-reddit-and-post/64416/)

Quote from: PatriotClock;1946149

lol

Quote from: Topcatyo;1946150well, he did call it

He's not white, he's chechen. The photo they've been using makes him look a lot fairer skin than he actually has by turning up the saturation.

If you look at him he obviously has middle eastern facial features, especially his brother.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/4/19/1366381048778/-Dzhokhar-Tsarnaev-001.jpg
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ht_tamerlan_tsarnaev_boston_suspect_thg_130420_wg.jpg

Chechnya isn't in the middle east proper but it's right on the border of Georgia so there's still a lot of ethnic crossover.

Quote from: PatriotClock;1946149

boston's finest
yes I know that's fbi and prob not even from boston, but if your dick was as hard as mine right now, you too would be wearing a watch on it

The B in FBI doesn't stand for Boston, Vuvu.

Quote from: pop-tart;1946742The B in FBI doesn't stand for Boston, Vuvu.

Fuckin' Boston Insiders

:cool:

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1946741boston's finest
yes I know that's fbi and prob not even from boston, but if your dick was as hard as mine right now, you too would be wearing a watch on it