THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR LAWN:
WHERE DO YOU GET OFF
I WAS OUTSIDE IN THE HOT HOT SUN MOWING MY BRAINS OUT WITH THE LAWNMOWER AND I KEPT RINGING YOU ON THE CELLPHONE TO NO AVAIL. I'LL ADMIT WE DID NOT HAVE A PROPER ARRANGEMENT REGARDING THE QUANITY OF YOUR NEW GRIEF STRIKING DEBT, BUT IT STANDS NONE THE LESS THAT I AM IN DIRE NEED OF MONEY AND THAT WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN 10 DOLLARS WILL NOW EQUATE TO SEVERAL THOUSAND IN COURT COSTS AND OTHER WORLDLY EXPENSES THAT WILL RESULT FROM YOUR TERRIBLE MISDEED. HAVE I NOT BEEN GOOD TO YOU THE PAST 30 YEARS SEEING AS HOW THE FIRST TIME I AM MET WITH DIRE STRAITS YOU HAVE FLUNKED OUT OF ME IN FAVOR OF GUZZLING BEER IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION? I CANNOT DO THAT ANYMORE. INSTEAD I AM LOST ALONE IN THE WORLD WITH FORTUNAS WHEEL SPINNING ME INTO A CAVALCADE OF MISERY AND WOE FROM WHICH THERE IS NO RETURN. DO MY LABOR AND TOILS GROW ON TREES FOR YOU TO THINK THAT THIS IS FAIR? BELIEVE ME I WISH I COULD BE A FATSO SLEEPING ON HIS COUCH IN HIS HOUSE BUT I AM ALONE NOW.
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME!
WIMPY CLOCK
I would post the dancing F .gif right now but I dont have it sorry
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